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EssexBuoy1959

All you would see is bones


zeff536

Look at the pelvis on her šŸ˜


RG0195

Check out the set of tibias and fibulas on her!


shyouko

Poor alignment šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø


BananasPineapple05

I had the same thought. Assuming anyone has X-ray vision, how do you use it so that it "just" removes a person's clothes?


Gone_For_Lunch

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EireannBunny

I was gonna say this and add that I would love this because then I could watch my own bones dislocate everyday and watch my bunny's bones move as he runs around. I just think it would be neat to see that from that perspective.


gettinfitguy007

I meant more like just seeing through clothes, guess I should have been more specific, lol. But I guess on the up side if you could see inside the body you could be a doctor or something


TrumpersAreTraitors

Would actually be a funny concept for a tv showĀ 


BatDubb

It was done in an episode of the 80ā€™s Twilight Zone. Some kids caught a leprechaun, wished for x-ray vision, then it backfired when all he could see was bones.


ajver19

That's not what x-ray machines do though.


mearbearcate

For real. So many people have zero clue what x-ray vision meansšŸ˜­ x-ray is BONES, people. Seeing people naked would be see-through clothes vision.


Tartaruga_genio

Watch some bones and give you cancer.


ChainedRedone

You mean give other people cancer.


grptrt

If you could see anyone naked at any time, it would lose itā€™s novelty pretty quick


polymorphic_hippo

Good point. Can you turn it off and on? There are a lot of bodies people do not want to see.


Ennesby

Of course I know him, he's me


Apprehensive-Care20z

I've seen my wife naked a lot, for decades. No novelty has been lost.


cobainstaley

true, she looks good for her age


queroummundomelhor

But doesn't she wear clothes often?


DanChowdah

I also choose this guyā€™s wife to look at naked forever


GluckGoddess

Would it be the same as if you saw someone elseā€™s wife naked?


ablack9000

By definition, it has.


Apprehensive-Care20z

no it hasn't. EDIT: for instance, she recently got high heels (she usually doesn't wear them), and let me tell you, DAMN she looks good naked with just high heels on.


nativeindian12

Your enjoyment may have not been lost, but you should google what Novelty means


WhiteWhenWrong

Hooray weā€™re saved! The um actually police is here


Famous-Act4878

That already happened with certain websites...


phatrogue

Agreed. If it also made makeup and prosthetics invisible I wonder how it would effect your view of people? There are lots of people who have various scars and blemishes you would just see all the time. You would definitely get used to what a normal human body looks like. Isn't that a comment about nude beaches... they never have the people who you \*want\* to see naked?


LeatherHog

And there's people like me who hate nudity Why would I want that?


FalseFactsOrg

No it wouldnā€™t at all


mooimafish33

Yea because everyone kind of loses interest in porn after seeing 4-5 videos


thirteenoclock

So true. Every guy I know looks at porn once and then says 'Whelp. I guess I've seen that. Now I don't have to look at it again."


motosandguns

Is that why porn is such a huge industry? Because it gets boring?


MaiqTheLiar6969

Well that certainly explains why Lois Lane and all the other women working in the Daily Planet all developed breast cancer and radiation sickness at roughly the same time. I heard the doctors said that the amount of radiation detected was like sitting under an x-ray for 8 hours a day for years. The experts were stumped on why only the women in the office were effected. More studies were needed.


tvieno

Does Superman's eyes emit x-ray radiation or does he see passive X-ray radiation ?


gettinfitguy007

I was thinking exactly of that Family Guy skit when I made this post, lol


BatDubb

In the new Superman series, Lois did develop breast cancer. All I could think was Clark was a sly dogā€¦


[deleted]

As an asexual person: lmao


timetravelingburrito

Hey, another ace person clicked this thread.


TheWeenieBandit

Make it three šŸ«”


Curious_Management_4

I like that you refer to yourself as Ace


VoodooDoII

That's exactly why I came in here Nudity grosses me out >_<


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S_Inquisition

That's a big fat lie buddy


gettinfitguy007

You're saying you wouldn't ever use it, not once in your life, even just for curiosity's sake?


HeimlichLaboratories

Curiosity for what? Do you not know what genitalia looks like?


Sammysoupcat

Lol.. no. Naked people tend to make me uncomfortable unless it's in a show or something.


VoodooDoII

Ew no If you're a creep that's on you Not everyone likes to push consent and do shit like that. I'm a repulsed ace. That stuff makes me super uncomfortable. I'll pass


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how_small_a_thought

you already said you were ace lmao


Beshi1989

You know that you wouldnā€™t see them like just without clothes right? It would scan them youā€™ll see their bones etc


SupaSaiyajin4

not how it works. you can choose what you see through


Dyeeguy

Google show me her naked


smartthinkingidiot

You can find most people's nudes on Google already.


Dickonstruction

We have generations of porn addicts. There are people who are so desensitized to naked bodies that it would probably make very little difference to them. People who have gone so far, though, are probably relatively rare. I would 100% use it for nefarious purposes and get bored of it fairly quickly. I would not feel moral obligation not to use it or stop using it because "it's wrong". My moral compass is out of whack. But I am fairly asexual too, so I might not be the best example here. I would however use it to figure out if someone is armed, trying to scam me, or something like that. Thinking more about it, if depth can be controlled, it would actually be as universally useful as reading minds. Speaking of reading minds, though, now you have my attention. That is certainly a universally useful skill. I would use that for my advantage in all instances I can.


LivingHighAndWise

You going to look at your mother naked?


kingloptr

I really dont care about seeing anyone naked lol. Even when im dating someone i think they look hotter with some clothes on somewhere šŸ¤£


starrfallknightrise

No, most people are ugly. Genitalia is always ugly. I can see anything I want to see just by going to the beach. I am not refraining from looking at naked people for any moral reason, I just think naked people arenā€™t worth looking at. Now I will totally look at your credit card number through your wallet tho :).


Therabidmonkey

This thread is why people say Reddittors are so insufferable. Everyone knows what OP means and just wants to put out the same shitty joke. Worst of all of your eyes shot X-rays it would need to project onto something so x-ray vision would work nothing like a real X-ray so the pendants are wrong anyway.


blackmetalbetty

You could use it on game shows to guess what's behind curtains/in boxes.


reddit_is_cruel

That would be entertaining for all of 10 minutes. And maybe I'm just getting old but more and more it's just a naked body to me. I don't think nudity is inherently sexy, especially if a person is just existing nude and not doing anything lude or provocative.


gettinfitguy007

Yeah, but it still proves my point of people using the power even though it's "morally wrong"


mladyhawke

Most people do not look good naked


MapleTheBeegon

X-Ray does not stop at skin.


hi_im_offended_ok

Do you mean look at peoples bones when you say ā€œnakedā€?


LordCaptain

You think I wanna go around giving people cancer?


Frogwater_seltzer

I dont think you understand what x-ray sees


37plants

Nah, sorry, I wouldn't use x-ray vision to look at naked people because I don't want to see naked people. Nothing morally superior about it, I just have zero interest.


timetravelingburrito

That's not what x-rays do or how they work. I'm fun at parties btw. I'm also asexual and don't think there's anything special about naked bodies.


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TheAtomicBum

Iā€™m not saying that I wouldnā€™t want to see naked people with my X-ray vision but as a more practical application, I feel that it would help me immensely at my job. I would think troubleshooting would be a lot easier if you could literally see inside machines.


Vic_GQ

I'm sure it would happen by accident at times when looking at other stuff, but on purpose?Ā  Why would you want to do that? What's in it for you?Ā  I can almost understand scamming gamblers with mind-reading powers since you would get money from it, but what's the point of looking under people's clothes?Ā  Then you just feel like a creep for no real benefit.Ā  Anyway you're right about one thing. I wouldĀ mind-trick police officers if I could. I wouldn't even feel bad about it lol


originalcandy

Vast majority of people have bodies you wouldnā€™t want to look at anyway


how_small_a_thought

maybe like 30 years ago lmao. in seconds you can see an unlimited number of naked people who are (usually) people who chose to get naked for a camera. its not even a matter of morality as much as practicality.


United_Reality4157

I would use it to know what empanada or tamal has more meat


According_Day3704

[crosses fingers] Youā€™re wrong about me, OP.


GluckGoddess

Wouldnā€™t MRI vision be more usefulā€¦ and profitable.


Hold-Professional

Take my upvote because I have zero desire to look at naked people because consent is a thing and I respect it


TheWeenieBandit

You speak for your damn self, I want to see your bones, not your weird ass


[deleted]

You would. And you'd probably learn not to care anymore.


gettinfitguy007

Yeah probably tbh, I'd still probably use it though just because I could


Due_Key_109

"you can feel it in your bones"


WriterNotFamous

What choice would you have?


Georgiaonmymindtwo

You are going to have to define this power ā€œx-rayā€ vision better.


NoEchoSkillGoal

X ray vision seems like it would have some limitations based on its description. X rays dont show too much. I feel you need to be invisible to be effective in this area.


beefdx

Define x-ray vision; can I select what I see through in a well controlled manner? Because if so then I would probably sneak a peek here and there, but I canā€™t understand how that could work in a science-fiction way that doesnā€™t also create a lot of issues. Have you ever seen an MRI image live, where you can see a cross-section of someone swallowing? Itā€™s fucking creepy looking, and if I had to see that all day long, I think I would go insane. If itā€™s actual x-ray then I can see dense minerals in bones and metal objects. Halloween mode at all times, not really something I would care to do unless I wanted to work in security or something.


Somerandom1922

I feel like even if your specific x-ray vision powers let you see through clothes without going through skin, it wouldn't look particularly attractive. Everything would sorta just be squished up together and pressed into an awkward shape.


zzzojka

Even if we disregard the fact you'll see bones instead of naked people, why the hell would I want to look at all the wobbly sweaty wrinkled hairy biomass around me?? Seriously, what is the appeal?


AlternativeBeat3589

Nah. Seeing bodies the way they are squeezed into clothes isnā€™t the least bit interesting.


bartread

I think the thing is you're going to be looking through naked people: it's not going to be as sexy as you think it will be.


stupidpiediver

X ray vision wouldn't be all that useful without an x-ray emitting device


Teque9

Hmm look at that femur ye that's so hot.


PKblaze

Considering Xray vision would not work like that, it couldn't be used like that. Enjoy perving on some bones.


OhNoWTFlol

Why would you need X-ray vision to look at naked people? They're already naked.


ImaMakeThisWork

Why would I use it to look at naked people when they're already naked?


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

If the people are naked, I don't need x-ray vision. They're already naked.


seven-cents

If everyone had that type of x-ray vision it wouldn't take society long to accept it, and people could even begin to walk around naked if it was warm enough.. The problem arises when only some people have the ability. It would be an invasion of privacy, and the "muggles" would kill the x-ray vision people. There's an entire comic book franchise called X-Men that addresses these types of question.. I'm sure you're familiar with it!


Lahm0123

My luck, it would be too powerful and all I would see are skeletons.


TerryisaDragon

a lot of people wood


Gerealtor

As a straight woman, no. I really donā€™t see the appeal


FasterFinger

Why would x-ray vision stop at people's clothes? Wouldn't I see through to their bones?


D3m0us3r

Fuck yeah i will. Pf


Altyrmadiken

I see a lot of comments refuting the idea that theyā€™d use the ā€œnaked peopleā€ vision, regardless of the comments arguing bout x-rays and what they mean. I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything in my head that Iā€™d be upset about someone else learning. I might get annoyed at them answering my thoughts before I got to speak, but I also might lean into it and just think at them instead of bothering to speak. What yā€™all hiding in your heads that youā€™re so worried about someone hearing?


VoodooDoII

No šŸ˜­ that's gross


debonairmarmoset

Go look at x-rays online. Anything sexy about those to you?


PrizeCelery4849

I don't want to see most people naked.


FacelessPotatoPie

Iā€™d go around seeing who had internal parasites.


[deleted]

X-ray doesn't allow you to look at what's underneath a person's clothes, but the bones and skin folds. You might wanna understand how x-rays work first


ComparoDepono9995

You're not wrong, I'd use X-ray vision to peek at celeb nakedness too


[deleted]

this is more of an assumption than opinion


gettinfitguy007

I feel it's more like a human nature thing. If you have an ability no one else has, you're going to use it to your benefit, even if it's not always ethical


FdoesR

I love how you so confidently don't know what xrays do.


fadedblackleggings

I've seen enough naked people. Would use it to get wealthy and retire early.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

30 years ago fuck yeah all the time. Now with so much porn available online I wouldn't want to sully my eyes with what I would see 95% of the time. Edit: probably more like 99%


johann68

Xray vision wouldn't allow you to see people naked. As the name implies, you would see xray images of people.


SupaSaiyajin4

wrong >Although called X-ray vision, this power has little to do with the actual effect of X-rays. Instead, it is usually presented as the ability to selectively see through certain objects as though they are invisible or transparent in order to see objects or surfaces beyond or deep inside the affected object or material.


[deleted]

A lot of people on reddit like to think or act like they are morally superior.


veni_vidi_utini

Using X-ray vision on people is only exciting if you find skeletons sexy.


SupaSaiyajin4

that's not how x-ray vision works