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Halflings1335

What the actual heck are you on about


CumingLinguist

He didn’t know if he was coming or going


the_big_labroskii

Death by snu snu ![gif](giphy|IrbYLGuCAdU6k)


[deleted]

Woaw woaw woaw… We never said it was great for the partner for one And two…not notice…for several minutes?!! Girls…I mean this with all due respect…you cant just fuckin lay there. Thats not having sex. And guys…if you dont notice that your partner might be dead… I think you arent paying enough attention to your partner. Clearly. ![gif](giphy|udmx3pgdiD7tm)


DarkInkPixie

I said moments lmao Moments!! Not minutes. Gods, I hope it's not minutes.... I mean, I guess it would be for the deceased one.


[deleted]

Oh thats…better But barely lol


Interesting_Lake4659

I'm sorry but.... who the fuck thinks dying during sex is funny or appealing in the first place?!


United_Reality4157

in southamerica colombia there was actually a newspaper that did exactly that and the title was "se vino y se fue" or in english "he came and he left dont believe me [https://www.quepasasalta.com.ar/nota/197660-se-vino-y-se-fue-tuvo-un-orgasmo-y-murio/](https://www.quepasasalta.com.ar/nota/197660-se-vino-y-se-fue-tuvo-un-orgasmo-y-murio/)


DarkInkPixie

So many guys... So many guys in my area dream of this


Interesting_Lake4659

Idk what area you live in but those are absolutely not normal thoughts


NewPointOfView

wtf dude where do you live


lowercase-only

bro lives in corpse fucker central


silverisformonsters

Look for the nearest portal to Earth


KindheartednessLast9

You mean death by snu snu? Like the meme?


DarkInkPixie

That's the origin to this debate I'm in with a friend about it, yes


KindheartednessLast9

1. That's a meme, very few people actually fantasize about this. 2. The meme is mostly focused on the guy dying by having too much sex. Not the women dying suddenly and having to actually deal with the aftermath. In conclusion, it's just a joke.


CorgiDaddy42

It’s a joke. We always say it as a joke. Nobody is serious when they say this.


MosqitoTorpedo

Guys dream of dying during sex of their partner dying during sex?


MosqitoTorpedo

Both are bad I’m just curious which it is


BeefWillyPrince

If I had to pick death by snu snu or the chamber I’d pick death by snu snu


DarkInkPixie

Fair enough!


Mugweiser

This exchange makes me feel like you’re part of the problem - sorry


jterwin

Death is death. As you struggle with your organs shutting down you won't remember what you were doing. Then you won't remember who you are. Then you won't remember there's a world outside at all.


ParkingDifference299

What. Who thinks this is funny or appealing? Like, who are you hanging out with, lol


DarkInkPixie

✨Ohioans, the rejected Florida people


PASIC112

What part of Ohio are you from? Cause where I’m from in Ohio nobody talks or fantasizes about this


TheMobHunter

There was that one guy from game of thrones


ARLLALLR

Well see, it's not about you. If I'm gonna die that way suck it up buttercup. I'm dead, couldn't give two shits if they drag me out by my ankles butt naked


yarsftks

Plus, if u die and get rigor mortis, she can ride u for hours. It's a present on the go. You're welcome.


ARLLALLR

Ew mfer lol


delo357

The gift that keeps on giving!


djhazmatt503

What "popular opinion" did I miss here? Is there a new Tik Tok Dance I have not heard about or uh


DarkInkPixie

No, lots of guys in my age group watched Futurama as teens and learned of death by snu snu, and I have learned too many of them are serious about dying that way.


pornoflossome

I think it’s a *joke*


PigDstroyer

![gif](giphy|pb4u8MtDXCrOCkHPbq)


Emergency-Spring4752

I want to die in my sleep or doing something super colossal


Juanfartez

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq) Death by snu snu!


TemperaturePast9410

Yup you’re alone on that one buddy. I can’t cum unless I die comically first


YogoWafelPL

It’s not supposed to happen with your wife, it’s supposed to be a prostitute that’s 50 years younger than you


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ScotchWithAmaretto

You got a better option?


DarkInkPixie

In your sleep peacefully is the best I can do.


duketogo0138

First of all how would you not notice the other person is dead for several minutes? Secondly I think paramedics seeing a naked body (which is in their job description) would be the least of your problems. Thirdly, people with senses of humor like to inject humor into realistically uncomfortable situations as a way to deal with it, it's called black humor.


DarkInkPixie

I love dark humor, I posted this because a friend of mine argued with me about how dying during sex would be the best way to ever go. I thought it would be unpopular considering he isn't the first man to say that. And don't worry, I said moments in the OP. Anyone taking minutes to realize is not paying any attention at all lol


SpiceEarl

Ngl, it was kind of funny when it happened to Nelson Rockefeller, who was with his mistress...


ggsimmonds

I think you are taking a tongue in cheek comment way too seriously


Misschloez1996

It’s been forever since I’ve done the deed so if I died during sex at least it would be something.


AR15ss

Definitely funny 😁


Mean_Nefariousness25

I'm sorry but what??? Never heard this joke before Jesus


Mugweiser

You need emergency help


Frosty-Brain-2199

Woah this is definitely an unpopular opinion


itskahuna

Who the fuck said this was an unpopular opinion? No fucking shit someone dying during an intimate activity is not funny or fucking appealing. Death isn’t funny or appealing. And, as someone who watch a sibling die, watching someone die no MATTER the circumstance is also not. Especially in such a fucked up way as this


Moonwalk27

What did I just read


JC332578

You wouldn't get it


SeawardFriend

What do you mean? The only context I’ve heard dying during sex in is when dudes say they want her to suffocate him by sitting on his face. I mean j always kind took that to be a joke.


One_Lab_3824

I'm a female, and I 100% would love to die at the end of multiple orgasms. Best way to go ever!


BisexualSquirell

What the fuck are you talking about


Subtitles42

To die by thigh is an honourable way to die


[deleted]

I'd still have to finish. Maybe the rhythm will restart her heart.


blue_coat_geek

![gif](giphy|l2JefbwXvPwRgca1q)