I eat questions for breakfast

this is my dog, his name is People

Favorite child’s name? Well… That one’s a bit *personal*.

What was my first car… tough one . *YOURS was my first car*

Really? They must’ve named my street after the car model, then!

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ▶️ Yeah but how would people know what to read ◀️ ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ You obviously can't expect them to read the whole thing, it's more than three sentences!

what are you saying??? there isn’t enough red circles and arrows to read it

Ok but I did read this comment because of the emojis. I don’t know what that says about me

It just shows that it works. That's why people put them in post titles, video titles, thumbnails and ads.

Across over all the people I met online/video games, I’ve seen enough of a breed who would stumble across this post and wonder; who names their pet PEOPLE!?

allow me to introduce myself /j

my favorite food is to guess questions

This is actually gold!

Security sounds like an actual band name

/r/askreddit is def an NSA program

Yeah I've worked at and before

What are the chances OP manufactured this screenshot

Never trusting Manitowoc Police after watching Making A Murderer free my boy Steven 😭

Wow 😮 my favorite child's name is also Personal!!!

borrowed what?

The post

Heyy dm

no shit, sherlock. i was making a quip at the fact the circle existed. like "borrowed what? i can't see the text without the circle!"