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MtnsofIce

Deathsquito: *sting*


ILikeAllThings

I remember that first time in a longboat, sailing over the sea, accidentally brushing near, not on the plains. Deathsquito kills me and my friend, and after a number of deaths, we manage to get our things back. Only took five hours.


ZDarkDragon

Very relatable


VindictivePuppy

we were sailing and had some easy waters, captain went afk for like 2 seconds and the first serpent I ever saw came right at us, destroyed the boat. Literally screamed over discord. Then we got massacred by lox, our plains introduction


TheRealPitabred

Fun fact: you can step away from the rudder when under sail and the boat won't stop. If the captain needs to step away, they should release the rudder just in case.


ILikeAllThings

Yeah, also using stealth while sailing the boat hands free helped me die less as well as the boat glides to the body marker.


JRPGFan_CE_org

Didn't know you could do that.


AnpherRedditOnReddit

I was looking for swamp in my latest playthrough. Found it. Didn't notice that a tiny sliver of land between meadows and swamp was plains. Like the size of the boat. Just as I anchor and jump out the "bush" moves and a freaking Lox jumps out and oneshots me and wrecks the boat. Valheim moments.


ItIsYourPersonality

I was in a longboat with a friend who was steering it too near to the plains… first time we had been to the plains. A deathsquito decides to fly over to us and start attacking. I tried fighting it back. I couldn’t hit the damn thing and ended up destroying the longboat by accidentally hitting it too many times instead of the deathsquito. The deathsquito proceeded to kill both of us while we floated helplessly in the water.


macivy72

How many ships did you build


MtnsofIce

More like how many rafts since I ran out of materials💀


Impossible-Ad-2916

Lol ommgg so sllooowewww


Feiqwan

Yup, welcome to the plains!


Ausiwandilaz

Fuling: SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND! Hehehahaha


No-Obligation7435

Just one quick jab "come here boy"


GaiusMarcus

You forgot the snickers from his mates in the background.


InferiousX

EEE HAAA


KeirsteinXela34

You've EEE'd your last HAAA


DMoney159

#OOH


Issildan_Valinor

##HEE HEH


Menelatency

And his own impish evil grin


LukoM42

Totally underestimated these bad boys on first encounter. Thankfully, it was just one and I left him to fight multiple draugr


Evan_Underscore

We played too many games where the goblins are the level 0 tutorial enemy..


JRPGFan_CE_org

I had a very small pocket of Plains next to a large Swamp that spawned one. Was surprised how tanky it was. For some reason it never wanted to fight me?


Dream_Machine_37

The first time I came across them was a very tiny plains biome right next to a swamp and I didn’t know what they were until the torch green man killed me and my friend.


harwixian

The first time I encountered them I didn't even know swamp and mountains existed, and the plains biome was next to the black forest biome, so I figured this was the next biome in the progression of the game, and boy was I wrong, I died so many times trying to destroy the village only to find out I can't even make anything with black metal


Haemar_

ÆÆÆÆ


InferiousX

[And then followed by](https://ibb.co/vq5X2tN)


Issildan_Valinor

*a one-hit stagger and 87 points of damage later* "Nevermind, I'm going back home to tame some wolves."


Psigun

If Lox friend shaped, why Lox hulk smash face


Issildan_Valinor

Because you no feed berries. Feed berries first, then friend shaped.


Evan_Underscore

If you are lucky, the mozzies will ensure you never get to meet these rude fellows.


yourfellowredditor

POV: You’re stepping onto the streets of London for the first time


Alpha-Survivalist

Excuse me, it took them that long? I expect half the time!


flamewave000

If it was like me, I had the best health food I could have at that stage. It took that long because the first hit didn't kill me... The second one did though haha. What surprised me the most was how fast and sporadic they ran around


MaritMonkey

I was lucky enough to wander into the plains for the first time with a root chest, so I didn't get the introduction to skeetos that a lot of people did, but ... In hindsight I have absolutely no clue what led me to initially think that those little fuckers were friendly. But I 100% saw a happy little village and thought "ooo maybe I can trade with them!" until I heard the evil giggle and quickly realized fulings are to Valheim what murlocs are to WoW. Only with berserkers. And fire.


apupunchau87

taste my Frostner


aquilaPUR

Yeah, our first time encountering these little fellas (horribly underprepared I might add) went exactly like you expect https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxsDm0vQ9PmJqFMCALLkt1d4c0Yg86AjMm?si=3cpg910TcdvqcaBQ


Hour-Mistake-5235

i remember my first fuhling. Coming from a warhammer 40k background, i thought "look, a gretchin. How dangerous can a gretchin be? come ooon". 20 seconds later OMG WTFFFFFFFFFF.


Kirp-The-Birb

Me: *barely touching the ground when getting off the boat Inconspicuously-grass-looking fuling cloning machine:


Deathmister

I remember being so cocky fighting fulings. They rarely actually attack you, just run around like greydwarves, leaving you to just run and smack them. Then I fought the beserkers, bit trickier but I learnt to parry them. Then one day… I encountered my first 1-star fuling. Threw one spear at me. Dead.


a-Shadow-of-War

my first time in the plains was a short encounter with a moskito. one shot death and i was scared af


TommyTheCommie1986

Bro, the 'skitos so big they just poke right through ya', they can't suck no blood when they puncture your lungs and poke out the others idea, I don't see how these creatures can practically live That and the oxygen level gotta be high as heck for such a big bug (if it have the same 'breathing' method as irl bugs)


DarthPiggyus

Yes


ifiwasiwas

My first introduction was in the Black Forest which had plains nearby. I was like "oh there are these cute little yodas with torches" and the response was "OH GOD GET IN THE BOAT RUN"


LocalPsychological47

I'm really loving these memes lately!


Speonkun

they turned into greydwarfs for me, I have soooo much black metal its ridiculous but, y'know, balistas are cool.


Dream_Machine_37

Don’t forget the angry version of Appa that wants to stomp you and the flying dog sized mosquitos.


AdFlat4908

Reality: he’s butt ass naked because deathsquitos murdered the shit out of him and small green man #1 one-shot him before the greeting


Sherwoodfan

atgeir improves survivability by being able to stagger even a fucking lox after 1 or 2 circular swing it saves your life in group encounters with fulings. unless they have spears. then you're fucked regardless.


Ltkuddles

Plains is where you must embrace your inner war-criminal...with OOZE BOMES!!!


TommyTheCommie1986

I haven't tried them yet, what do they do?


Ltkuddles

Spread poison damage in a large AoE, with enough of them, you can dominate fights until you reach the Ashlands, in which thundering weapons will become the go-to for enemy crowds~


Isaias1239

"Hey ,they are not that strong, I'm just gonna parry the attack from this 2-star one and....back to respawn point."


GenevieveMacLeod

Somebody else's comment on here got me wheezing about these little cretins "little laughing bastards" So that's what I call them now lol


macivy72

Dam I would have got as close as I could to the plains biodome and built a portal and then run over


OkInterest3109

Flaming skeleton waiting to crash the party.


Adventurous_Badger62

when I first stumbled upon the plains with a friend, I thought it was humans at first because I never saw them, just heard the voices, lol, even after seeing one, I think I still thought the same thing XD


6The_DreaD9

Someone call the Goblin Slayer


Tastysammich_92

I came across a village of these motherfuckers. I noticed one then before I know it I had what seemed like a hundred of these fuckers chasing me.


Subject-Bluebird7366

Goblin pinball time!


IKILLY

Id love id fulling where like less aggressive at first like Dvergrs, imagine if they only aggroed id they saw you trample their harvest? I know they arent civilized but Im sure mosquitoes also bite them... I mean those bastards gotta get blood somewhere... and loxes are too hairy im sure


Chanclet0

Honestly deathsquitos are far more troublesome 


rvnwlfdroid

I remember my first encounter. I had barely started the black forest and I heard some "laughing". Of course I went to check it out. 5 deaths later trying to get my stuff back I said screw it. Lol


h0v3rb1k3s

And by the time you're equipped enough to get it back you don't need it, lol


OutLikeVapor

Growths: Buenos dias, hombre!