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LuigivonCheeseburger

sv_cheats 1 god


M2rsho

sv_cheats 1 kill thanos


_loafer__

impulse 101


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Doesn’t even need sv_cheats. ch_createairboat


LuigivonCheeseburger

Can the Vortigaunt gun kill Thanos tho?


yeetoroni_with_bacon

I mean. It’s the Tau gun from the first game. That could insta kill Grunts if you shot it right. I don’t see why it couldn’t instant kill thanos


LuigivonCheeseburger

That's the gun on the jeep, not the airboat


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Oh shit. You’re right… Well the airboats gun was able to take down a heavily armored helicopter. I don’t see why it couldn’t Thanos with a few well placed shots


Hot-Tale8391

/kick Thanos\_Big\_Fists


kac_the_dying_star

Of course Gordon wins he's a highly trained professional.


D_RattmannPrime

Of Course!


That_Bogan

Well he IS part of the science team.


Mr_Neonz

And he finally has his passport!


DriftWare_

I'm not sure how Gordon would pull out of the fight, besides maybe using the gravity gun to pull the gauntlet off?


keriormaloony

Half life 1 gordan has a fucking handheld gauss cannon. It's like the power of the sun in your hands.


DriftWare_

Tru


rabiesscat

freezing his fingers in place


hheccx

Gordon low diff


D_RattmannPrime

Exactly right


Portal-Gun-Bot

The calculation shows that would win. ^(this response was extracted from 3 sources)


gorGeousFreem4n

Freeman is like Tony Stark only more badass, so...


PurplStuff

Stark has nothing on Freeman's button pushing & lever pulling skills.


D_RattmannPrime

His MIT training really does pay off


Claymore1001

Hit that mf with the accelerated backwards bhop into the load trigger for the win sequence.


Koolala

🏄‍♂️


Rainder-on-redit

Gordon Freeman


wtflikebrocmon

Gordon one taps the Marvel and DC universe easily


WideTraffic2425

crowbar in the head instant kill


Charnime

bro already only has half a life, therefore thanos was too late to take half. Gordon wins


Subnotic1

Gameplay wise half life 1 Gordon, gameplay wise supercharged half life 2 Gordon can just rag doll thanos. Lore wise Gordon loses


whostolemyusernamey

Gordon 100%


cheese_n_chips

i'd win


peepeeman798

everyone gangsta till gordon activates noclip mode


Sleamaster1234

The holy crowbar of Gordon smites all in its path.


gelsackin

gordon can respawn


Tiny_Ad_5598

thanos is winning it is inevitable


hamstercheifsause

Gordon has the power of commands


Tiny_Ad_5598

okay but compare that to the power off all 6/7 infinity stones gordon barely scrapes by


hamstercheifsause

Buddy, /kill


nice_leverace1

Gordon freeman has been through so much that he might have a chance, unless Thanos just snaps him out of existence.


DrFelixou

"Hey guys DeSinc here"


anangil

I’d say Gordon with gman’s guidance alone probably not


Clear_Training_6357

The right man in the wrong place makes all the difference


Koolala

Wayward


monclo

Gordon


oofman_dan

thanos will snap extra slow and gordon will have 5 minutes in a boss battle to destroy all the crystals before he snaps


CobblerFriendly8050

we will know i hl 3 lmao


NH_dumb

Thanos getting hit by the dollar store sv_cheats 1 -> kick thanos


bones10145

WWGFD?


spidor-225

Gordon, thanos already died


rexaplr

crowbar


Simon_Riley___

Well, with the supercharged gravity gun, Gordon can just throw thanos around every corner of the battlefield. Of course, he first has to use the same gravity gun to remove the gauntlet from Thanos's hand.


M8sterCh1ef

Gordon could just use an energy pellet to vaporize thanos easy.


souliris

I'll go all old school Clue for this. Gordon Freeman with a crowbar in the library.


Fancy_Confusion8294

FREEMAN!


Absoluteunit362

Gorden


Genralcody1

Depends on what gman wants


SpringBonnieTheBunny

My god! It’s Gordon freeman! Gordon wins %1 of the time, the rest he dies as the player is shit at the game and not a god.


Civilian_tf2

With or without morphine administered


D_RattmannPrime

Definitely with


krazymofoas0180

Idk but can we ask thanos to snap his fingers and bring him back for hl3… been a minute…


NE_Phish_Fan

Thanos would be so afraid of Gordon's mute antics.


Fancyman156

Thanos: *gets infinity stones*  Freeman: *gravity gun + m2*


leastscarypancake

It really depends on how many infinity stones thanos has. If it's at the start of Infinity war, where Thanos only has the blue one then Gordon beats him easily (the Nihilanth is like 10x more powerful than thanos with one infinity stone)


one-droplet

did thanos go to MIT? fuck out of here…


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