Right lmfao like did they just swirl some espresso on ice real quick with nothing else and call it a day??? What the hell is going on here. Espresso martinis aren't even particularly hard to make.
Also why so many beans????
See I don't understand that either (I am a tequila hater) but apparently it is a semi common spin on the drink. I've never once had anyone ask for it, but supposedly it's a thing. So I'll give them a pass on that I guess even though it feels so wrong to me
1 oz plain vodka
1 oz coffee vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 (little espresso cup) of fresh espresso
Tiny squirt (.5 oz) simple syrup
Shake the shit out of it with ice and strain. It gets this foamy espresso head on it omg it’s lovely
I love Katie and scheana is there but it's like the divorce-o martini, it looks sad. I could absolutely see some douche taking someone to Chili's on $2 long Island night and ordering a woman this "fayncy" drink so he can tell her he's cheating and wants a divorce. And she'd look down and just be like "this makes so much sense".
I'm assuming that the "rum" they're using is Kahlua, which is coffee flavored and in the vodka version of this drink too, and that at least a portion of the tequila or what they're calling tequila is Patrón XO, which is coffee flavored. It really all goes together. Even if you add like an oz of straight up blanco (my preference, reposado has some sweetness to it), it's still really smooth. Theirs are dark so likely no Bailey's or cream liqueur, and they're nice and frothy which takes a very strong shake and immediate service.
And sorry, I'm a bit lit watching, but I always do 3 coffee beans when needed as a garnish.
I'm a bartender, and had a couple of girls come in and order tequila espresso martinis. I had no idea about this promotion and was like eww. They took a sip, tried to struggle through, and then ordered new drinks.
Tbh, I made it with the same pours as I would with vodka (again, didn't know about this thing), but I bet if it were equal parts rum and tequila, it might have been better....😬
No no no no no. If the stews on below deck can make a better martini than this in the middle of the ocean I refuse to believe a landlocked human with full resources can’t be arsed to do BETTER.
Depresso Martini
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Lol is your flair a Pellegrino reference??
Ken in the kitchen trying to earn his check talking about Raquel in the jacuzzi with…
The saddest part is how dressed up they got to go to Chili's
I mean what did you expect? It’s chilis
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This is kind of what I’d expect from a Chili’s tbh.
I’m a bartender. I have so many questions. 
Right lmfao like did they just swirl some espresso on ice real quick with nothing else and call it a day??? What the hell is going on here. Espresso martinis aren't even particularly hard to make. Also why so many beans????
It’s also tequila??? What??
See I don't understand that either (I am a tequila hater) but apparently it is a semi common spin on the drink. I've never once had anyone ask for it, but supposedly it's a thing. So I'll give them a pass on that I guess even though it feels so wrong to me
But then it’s not a martini? It’s like putting vodka in a margarita. I mean at the end of the day I don’t care but it’s so weird
It’s already not a martini. It’s just a tequila espresso martini.
Tequila *and rum* espresso martini with beans for crunch.
Omg same
My first question is in regards to all those beans. Why?
Me too and my espresso martini is legit famous around these parts. I wouldn’t mix up that shitshow they describe for my worst enemy.
Care to share your recipe ? I just started bartending and I’m eager to learn everything !
1 oz plain vodka 1 oz coffee vodka 1 oz coffee liqueur 1 (little espresso cup) of fresh espresso Tiny squirt (.5 oz) simple syrup Shake the shit out of it with ice and strain. It gets this foamy espresso head on it omg it’s lovely
I was a bartender in a past life. I have a number of questions as well.Â
Same vibes https://preview.redd.it/50fjslvgvdwc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0e28495a1cf4aa281bc19fb407f7f2dbdc33fd
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If you went to chilis and expected anything that wasn’t disgusting, I am genuinely concerned for you ahaha
It looks like it tastes like flat Diet Coke. 🫣
Is Jax bartending at Chili’s?
PFFFFT
That looks nasty.
Did it taste as bad as it looked
This pic looks tastier than that drink sounds
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I love Katie and scheana is there but it's like the divorce-o martini, it looks sad. I could absolutely see some douche taking someone to Chili's on $2 long Island night and ordering a woman this "fayncy" drink so he can tell her he's cheating and wants a divorce. And she'd look down and just be like "this makes so much sense".
Happy hour all day everyday at Chili's! (It was my first job)
It's unfortunate, that's what that is!
I don’t understand making an espresso martini with tequila and rum. Sounds fucking nasty.
I'm assuming that the "rum" they're using is Kahlua, which is coffee flavored and in the vodka version of this drink too, and that at least a portion of the tequila or what they're calling tequila is Patrón XO, which is coffee flavored. It really all goes together. Even if you add like an oz of straight up blanco (my preference, reposado has some sweetness to it), it's still really smooth. Theirs are dark so likely no Bailey's or cream liqueur, and they're nice and frothy which takes a very strong shake and immediate service. And sorry, I'm a bit lit watching, but I always do 3 coffee beans when needed as a garnish.
3 beans is the way. I've heard they symbolize "wealth, health, and happiness" (when they were placed into sambuca)
They use Captain Morgan. source: I had one on Saturday 😅
I'm a bartender, and had a couple of girls come in and order tequila espresso martinis. I had no idea about this promotion and was like eww. They took a sip, tried to struggle through, and then ordered new drinks.
oof, good to know as an espresso martini connoisseur... noted
Tbh, I made it with the same pours as I would with vodka (again, didn't know about this thing), but I bet if it were equal parts rum and tequila, it might have been better....😬
I prefer gin in my martinis unless they're an espresso martini, so I'm suuuuuper picky about them. thanks for saving my time and money though!
Omg I just guffawed SO LOUDLY!
Literally: 
I'll be meeting Heather from RHOSLC at Chili's to try them out.
I feel like this should mean that Katie and Scheana are (hopefully) finally in a good place.
No no no no no. If the stews on below deck can make a better martini than this in the middle of the ocean I refuse to believe a landlocked human with full resources can’t be arsed to do BETTER. 
alfmaofaooooo honestly the bartender at chilis was probs so over it. as they should
Tequila and agave and then scheana said it’s finished with a little captain Morgan? I’m dead 😂😂💀
Yall unfortunately they put tequila and rum in this thing