Yeah, he has mentioned that he got one a few years before the show started and that he did some jail time for it. He’s gone to jail a handful of times and it’s sort of hilarious how casual he is about it.
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I guess I wouldn't call it a "good chance" that it's not fixed by over a month from now is all.
Seriously though...do either of these have something that CBSA will turn them away for??? 😩 I guess if Jax snuck his way through... probably not.
Theyll be in Edmonton too. Two appearances. One at the place Jax went to that's barely even in city limits, and then another one in a normal location downtown. Both appearances are sold out, just like Jax's were 🤢
Yeah like...wtf is in the community of Mahogany?! I truly don't get it.
My best friend lives there, he has no awareness of these people, but I'm curious if he knows that D-List reality people are frequenting his hood.
Is Calgary a big influencer or reality star spot? I feel like I always see posts about club nights or meet and greets there for either Bravo shows or Big Brother people
I think there are a few factors. A lot of productions shoot in Calgary so there are deep ties in entertainment.
Some of the big clubs also make serious bank at Stampede which allows them to bring more people in through the year.
Funny timing since James is dj'ing here less than a week later.
We always do seem to be a big spot for these things! I truly couldn't tell you why...but I don't want this.
UNLESS, they're coming for Stampede, which is a 10-day drunk, fake cowboy, shitshow that's known world wide... they've seemingly tried to integrate more pop culture into it, or people think it's a VLOG/Podcast opportunity.
So if this is happening anytime between July 5 and 15... that's why.
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Omg can they all just stay away?! 😭 Calgary is under water conservations for the next few weeks due to a huge line breaking. The Stampede is gonna bring enough trash to the city who are going to use too much water. Ughhhhh
For some reason, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb going to Calgary and Edmonton is very on brand to those two cities haha. Like this is a match made in heaven.
I live 45 minutes away. I would go and wear a shirt or make a sign that says team ariana 4 life and whatever comes after but they are not worth my time
Can someone please tell Schwartz to stop smiling like that. He pulls his lips so tight to his teeth that they lose color and looks like he forgot his dentures.
https://i.redd.it/9kab0d111t7d1.gif
This looks like it should be in a rom-com lol
https://i.redd.it/mqjqn6m4ys7d1.gif
My life goal is to roll my eyes as offensively as Ariana and Katie can 😭💅🏼
Why do they seem to keep going to Canada? Do Canadians love the Tom’s & Jax?
Fuck no we don’t. Keep em.
I literally just said this to my BFF about this.
🤣
I think I can answer on behalf of a lot of Canadians : no, we don’t love them.
I’m actually just genuinely surprised they’re allowed in the country. Figured something between the three of them would have disqualified them
Jax especially. Doesn’t he have a felony from stealing those sunglasses in Hawaii?
If they have a DWI in their past, they will be denied.
Yeah I knew that was a big thing when crossing into Canada but does he have a DWI?
Yeah, he has mentioned that he got one a few years before the show started and that he did some jail time for it. He’s gone to jail a handful of times and it’s sort of hilarious how casual he is about it.
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Good point!
Praying for Canada while these clowns are in town 🙏🇨🇦🦫
Nope.
I knew it! Canada doesn’t want them either. Thanks for confirming. 😂
Calgary is going through a water crisis too. So there is a good chance they will reak to the high heavens while they are they.
Lol, it'll be fixed before stampede, hopefully. This is for July 28th. I would fear a total city wide mutiny if the restrictions lasted *that* long.
They don’t need water restrictions as an excuse to be greasy af on a daily basis 😂
I'm skeptical.
I guess I wouldn't call it a "good chance" that it's not fixed by over a month from now is all. Seriously though...do either of these have something that CBSA will turn them away for??? 😩 I guess if Jax snuck his way through... probably not.
I for one welcome the coming water war (as I am safely on the east coast where it occasionally rains for ten straight months).
I'm stuck here having had a big leg surgery a couple days before "the incident" 🫠 At least I have reason not to get out of bed to shower.
what a comforting thought, knowing I’m no where near Canada
No we do not you can keep him down there
As a dual citizen this question keeps me up at night
No. Keep them out.
Canadians are too nice.
No. We don’t. I can’t believe im not even safe in my own country
Absolutely not
No we do not.
Honestly I love Tom Schwartz he’s funny
Hard no ! 
Side Hustle? 🤷♀️
The most odd Big Brother castmates always go to Canada too. Like Lane ad Meow Meow.
No!!!! But ppl go to the events to gawk at them lol
Bro why is Sandoval turnimg into PeeWee Herman 💀😭
PeeWee doesn’t deserve that
Theyll be in Edmonton too. Two appearances. One at the place Jax went to that's barely even in city limits, and then another one in a normal location downtown. Both appearances are sold out, just like Jax's were 🤢
Yeah like...wtf is in the community of Mahogany?! I truly don't get it. My best friend lives there, he has no awareness of these people, but I'm curious if he knows that D-List reality people are frequenting his hood.
Noooooo!!!! I’m close to Mahogany I’m uncomfortable!
You should stay inside, and keep any girl-friends who make questionable decisions with you.
Amen! I will also avoid the area at all costs!
Okay but in Edmonton it makes sense
Why?
Because it’s a shithole and exactly the type of place these two would thrive.
Must be a flames fan
Well arent you a treat
Damn I was going to go meet them to throw shit at them and I'm being totally serious
Hahahahaha BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅
Leave Canada aloneeeeee 
Is Calgary a big influencer or reality star spot? I feel like I always see posts about club nights or meet and greets there for either Bravo shows or Big Brother people
I think there are a few factors. A lot of productions shoot in Calgary so there are deep ties in entertainment. Some of the big clubs also make serious bank at Stampede which allows them to bring more people in through the year. Funny timing since James is dj'ing here less than a week later.
James is dj-ing here?! I did not know that! Now that might be an event I’m interested in
He's DJ'ing at Chasing Summer the next weekend!
Shit! That’s such a good event… one that I can’t partake in this year unfortunately
We always do seem to be a big spot for these things! I truly couldn't tell you why...but I don't want this. UNLESS, they're coming for Stampede, which is a 10-day drunk, fake cowboy, shitshow that's known world wide... they've seemingly tried to integrate more pop culture into it, or people think it's a VLOG/Podcast opportunity. So if this is happening anytime between July 5 and 15... that's why.
i looked, it's July 28th
They can't even get scheduling right to attend one of North America's largest parties. Yeesh!
I grew up there and all the influencer things there baffle me 😂
https://preview.redd.it/0wzx40cszs7d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6e498c5ad53a8241db7398fcd46c000340783a
Warms my heart to see so many other Calgary VPR fans 🥰
I ran here because I have no one else to show this too. I knew you guys would react the same way
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Just what they need to be doing "boozy brunch"
This is so random, and not even during Stampede
Vomit Edited to add: I’m Canadian.
It’s brunch at a pub in far south of Calgary where only soccer mom’s and Karen’s live, gonna be a riot 🙈🤡
So basically a neighbourhood full of the women who defend the Toms in facebook VPR groups. It all makes sense now
Almost downvoted bc I hate this for us but remembered I am not downvoting YOU, OP. lol
I respect it
Jax and James are coming to Toronto. They love it here
I would not walk across the street to see these two creeps.
Way to use a 10yo picture in the promos
why do we keep getting only the slime balls up here. Give us some Ariana and Katie!
The amount of innapropriate questions I'd be hurling at them aggressively during this brunch would be 🤌
I’d actually rather cut my arm off
I’d rather eat a Jean jacket
🥇
Ew, stay out of my city.
They are coming to my area so extra stay out of my city!
That area is on my end of the city too :(
I’m glad I’m not alone!
Are they going to the stampede?
And his pet 💀 you did not
I’m not wrong 😩
Oh take my money please…  and rip it up! 😂🤣
Tom Sandoval is a sexual predator who films women without their consent. How is any business willing to associate with him?
How do you want your eggs? Fertilized by a karaoke singer? Yes? - Tim, probably
omg I hope they get to go to the Stampede
They are coming after stampede
There's enough 💩 around the city during Stampede without Shartz and Scatdoval!
I do tooooooo! Maybe they can get run over by bulls and the Calgary is too busy to rescue them…s/
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Imagine that your life choice is being the pet to a psycho worm
>The worm and his pet LMAO! I love this!!
When is this picture from 2010?
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Omg can they all just stay away?! 😭 Calgary is under water conservations for the next few weeks due to a huge line breaking. The Stampede is gonna bring enough trash to the city who are going to use too much water. Ughhhhh
It's gonna be fixed before Stampede
We’ll see I guess
It's been announced, reduce water restrictions by July 5th
They also said 3-5 days and that turned into 3-5 weeks, so again- we’ll see. Anything can happen. Hopefully it is.
That, you are not wrong lol.
Was there ever any follow-up with the hellish sounding party bus/bar crawl thing Schwartz was doing?
I heard that sold out as well.
I mean, it was marked as sold out, but there were zero social media or postings about it.
Schwartz did a few posts about it on his stories a day or 2 later…. Promising another one
Sounds like it went about as well as an event planned by Schwartz and Jax could.
Touché lol.
Touché lol.
America can keep them 💀
For some reason, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb going to Calgary and Edmonton is very on brand to those two cities haha. Like this is a match made in heaven.
I bought tickets 😭 I don’t want to cheer when they come out, but I’m going out of curiosity.
The worm and his pet 😅🤣
Bravo’s newest franchise: Border Bust!
I’m a city over and I’m creeped out lol yuuuuuk
I live 45 minutes away. I would go and wear a shirt or make a sign that says team ariana 4 life and whatever comes after but they are not worth my time
Thank fuck I don't live in Calgary. If they come any further north I will be so fucking pissed. I'll show up to throw shit at them.
There is a Jax show in Vancouver lol
Disgusting.
Can someone please tell Schwartz to stop smiling like that. He pulls his lips so tight to his teeth that they lose color and looks like he forgot his dentures.
Ew
Who the fuck is going to these events????
You can not convince me that these two aren’t secretly in love with each other.
Sandoval looks great.
Ugh