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I once tried explaining it to a group of four people. They didnt understand and by the end they came to the conclusion that humanity should kill all vegans because vegans dont eat cows and therefore the methane of the cows they dont eat would contribute to climate change.
All four of them agreed...
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By eating more steaks we’re decreasing the demand for highly destructive animal ag! Deforestation? Water waste? Pollution!!? NOT ON MY WATCH! #savetheplanet
but, but, jm only one person! theres, like, eight billion people on earth, so im just a drop of water in the ocean in the grand scheme of things. this means i can destroy the environment as much as i want! fuck you, turtles!
/uj these people are so selfish its actually embarrassing
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Literally how I feel when I'm eating my lunch at work. But I've gotta keep a smile on my face and pretend it's alright otherwise I'll have no money to buy vegan ice cream 🥺
You know, I never really thought about doing this but I think I will now too. Thanks for mentioning it, that also greatly bothers me and straight up ruins my appetite sometimes.
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When you can’t shit so it all goes to your brain.
noo you don't understand she doesn't have brain fog anymore!! #healed
She probably ate the brain 🧠 😋
And also out of their mouth
Eat more butter silly vegoon. It will all just slide out. #GutHealth
that’s last comment is so fucking dumb and corny, holy shit
it's like talking to a 5 year old, except a 5 year old is probably more empathetic
While reading this, I really couldn't help but picture the dove shitting on the chessboard and strutting around like it won lol
It looks like something what gen alpha would write under a skibidi toilet episode
I once tried explaining it to a group of four people. They didnt understand and by the end they came to the conclusion that humanity should kill all vegans because vegans dont eat cows and therefore the methane of the cows they dont eat would contribute to climate change. All four of them agreed...
Sounds like she watched Ron White’s standup from 20 years ago and thought that was peak “gotcha” to the vegoons. Vegan btw
PETA MAKES ME SO MAD
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your brain on prions
Damn these cows won’t give up on ending the world. every time I defeat them (by buying beef), more are born… what could I possibly be doing wrong ?!
We should tag these people in slaughterhouse videos. Think they'll keep em up?
She seems like the type who would get turned on by that footage🫠
Pfffft they don’t give a fuck, people like this are 1st class psychopaths.
Oh but they only ever buy from ethical uncle ran farms! All the animals there are only served after passing of old age uwu
By eating more steaks we’re decreasing the demand for highly destructive animal ag! Deforestation? Water waste? Pollution!!? NOT ON MY WATCH! #savetheplanet
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but, but, jm only one person! theres, like, eight billion people on earth, so im just a drop of water in the ocean in the grand scheme of things. this means i can destroy the environment as much as i want! fuck you, turtles! /uj these people are so selfish its actually embarrassing
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I’m gonna be so happy when they die at 35
wym? you cannot ever die on a carnivore diet
She is a psychopath jesus christ
Her skin looks like she has alopecia though I'm not sure your lips should be the same color as your skin (for a white person at least)
Weird how I fixed those things by going vegan. I literally no longer have to take meds for IBS. This chick is full of shit. Probably literally.
she lost 20lbs though 🥺🥺🥺 (probably every time she poops, which is probably once every 3 days)
Average flesh eater
I decided to lose 20 pounds because when I looked in the mirror I "thought" I looked like a cow but because I'm not a cow it's okay to eat cow 😋
Might as well literally jam her fingers in her ears and yell "nah nah nah I can't hear you." What a childish person.
Idc if this makes me look bad or whatever idc i genuinely hope every anti-vegan [unalives] slowly and painfully 💕
Literally how I feel when I'm eating my lunch at work. But I've gotta keep a smile on my face and pretend it's alright otherwise I'll have no money to buy vegan ice cream 🥺
Honestly I just go to my car at this point. I already have to go through the smell of meat and dairy when heating up my food.
You know, I never really thought about doing this but I think I will now too. Thanks for mentioning it, that also greatly bothers me and straight up ruins my appetite sometimes.
that's completely valid ❤️
Fighting disease, one stroke at a time 🙏
man, embedded advertising is going brazy out here
Perché non mangiamo le carniste? 🤔 Uccidila invece per salvare la pianeta 😊
Buona idea 💡
Yes 😍 l'ho saputo Carniste quando uccxdiamo le nostre famiglie e le mangiamo: 😥
How about this slogan: for every grandchild I eat, I save a cow
Last comment is big brain 🧠💪 that protein really worked on that logic.