Arasaka cooperation from cyberpunk 2077 has kidnapped me. I’m very fucked

Same. Adam Smasher is gonna rip me in half. Literally.

Yep, I’ll be after you choom.

At least we'll get to see Jackie again!

See you in the major leagues, choom.

Adam Smasher has one of the most terrifying lines I've ever heard in a video game because of how casually he delivers it. "You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?" I rarely feel uncomfortable playing video games but that one had me worried for poor Evelyn.

Turned out so well, too. Didn't it?

And "And who the fuck are you" in the show which is hilarious

Dude is so chromed up he probably doesn’t even have a dick anymore and I’m still terrified.

He’s got a Gemini model that looks like Elvis Presley. I’m not even joking, that’s cannon.

*You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?*

Depends on how he’ll rip you in half. Are you, or are you not a fuckable piece of meat?

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?" - Adam Smasher

Lies, you have 50/50 chance of living when V is hired to save you. You *might* die in the crossfire, really depends on V’s mood that day

I am playing cyberpunk and just finished the quest with a cow farm....

Darth Vader got me. I’m screwed

Nah, he might be your father.

I played DD2. I don't think the iron crown takes prisonors and death is probably better.

I’d become a ‘husk’ of my former self… Mass Effect reference

I’m playing mass effect, borderlands, AND elden ring right now. I’m just kind of fucked on all fronts. Except borderlands. Not really any big bad in the first one. I guess Atlas could’ve kidnapped me, but I think it’s fair ok in corporate prison… maybe

Or we get melted in a pod. (Currently playing ME2)

Hah! Like those commie robot bastards could even stand a chance against the might and power of managed democracy! I'm safe for sure!

What about the bugs?

Drinking libertea already.

They're not kidnapping me, I'm liberating them.

My life for democracy, what about you? You Apes want to live forever?

Pshaw! They have to blow themselves up to kill me, so what're they gonna do, surrender to us to kidnap me? No fear! Super Earth shall prevail!

Sephiroth…. 😢

Same here I think we're both fucked

Depends, did sephiroth find out about his true identity yet? He was a pretty normal dude before nibelhelm

Yeah he used to be a full on protagonist

I’ll charge in first so I don’t have to see what happens.

If only. Oh, you mean like in the bad way. Right. Fucked.

Last game I played was Half-Life I'm fucked

Rise and shine Mr Freeman

Wrong place, wrong time.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

What in the fuck is happening in that video!?

Drugs are bad. Thats whats happening.

Mkay

The antagonists from the last video game she played are kidnapping her

Im seen this video an million time never heard what the concept is

Bowser 💅😂

Honestly bowser is not that bad the worst he gonna do is put you in a bird cage

Unless he was playing Bowser inside story, then you’re a goner

Just wait for an opportunity to grab his tail. You can spin him around easily at that point

So long, gay bowser!

It would be really cool if a red plumber were there to rescue you

I love how everyone is just like "yeah...im fucked"

I got handsome jack so I am fucked. Or at least I hope I am if you catch my drift

Either Dutch, Bill Williamson, or Agent Ross are killing me.

Maybe youll get lucky and the strange man will give you some confusing insight into your life before you get shot 21 times!

I guess I'm an Illithid now. "Praise the Absolute!"

Same, I hope brains are tasty.

I just got kidnapped by a Reaper Leviathan. 😕

kidnapped? no you're brunch.

Man got a bit too curious about the Aurora

So every boss in elden ring. Fuck…

We're getting moghlested.

"nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil nihil "

Well "the antagonist" would mean the main one, not all of them. Now of course when there isn't a main one... That's another issue XD

Marika's tits

Patches is up there though to be honest

Kain from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver yeah no, im gone

Joker... Well I'd be lucky he even keeps me around long enough 😐

If he keeps you around that is absolutely not lucky in any way, shape or form

I suppose either way I'm fucked

Lady Dimitrescu, Am I fucked? or Fucked?

Yes.

She will probably turn you into a vampire, that was her original goal for Ethan I think

Gol and Maia from Jak and Daxter.

“It should’ve been me, not him! It’s not fair!”

odin from god of war yoinked my ass bruh im dead.

also no spoilers, still playing

Odin and Kratos randomly start having sex by the end

Father from the Institute, I’m dead.

Not really, or at least not certainly. Your DNA would be free from radiation poisoning. Odds are, you’re more likely to not die. It can still be unpleasant though.

Mr. Scratch from Alan Wake American Nightmare

Kefka. I’m fucked.

Son of a submariner!

Do I look like a waiter?

A metamorphic biomass hive mind (The flood). Pretty well fucked

Alduin so quite fucked

The Calypso Twins (Borderlands 3) 💀

They taste better when they're afraid

Oh fuck, I was playing People Playground-

So you kidnapped yourself?

An omnipotent and sadistic god trapped you in his 2 dimensional hellscape to torture you to death, if all goes well you will die a quick death

Makarov is going to execute me guys, help..

Currently playing Minecraft so I guess the Ender Dragon has me kidnapped

Arkham Asylum Joker, I'm dead

Call me Jason Todd cause I’m about to get tortured by Joker

Last game I played was RDR2... so I'm not exactly sure who the antagonist actually is... Micah Bell maybe, probably wouldn't end well for me. The Pinkertons, should be fine. The O'Driscolls, also probably not good.

I'm kidnapped by mother from the binding of isaac. Thank God I'm really good at crying.

Getting kidnapped by Ganondorf from Tears of The Kingdom is probably someone’s fantasy, so I guess it can’t be *that* bad

All hail the Absolute!

Idr which but it’s either gonna be the Man-in-the-Wall or the Arasaka corporation.

Hades has kidnapped me. Based on mythological precedent, this is cause for worry, but it could end up being alright.

Bro is going to become the new Persephone 💀

Nah its fine, Yu Narukami will save me and I will gain my own persona

Makarov, shit.

Conan exiles, guess slavery is my destiny.

Um I played some doom eternal last month so I’m fucked with the Barons of hell and the revenants

.... Guess I'll be turning into a mind flayer.

The Absolute... so quite screwed

Sephiroth.....I'm F'D

The ender dragon? I'm prob fine

She's just gonna turn ya into an enderman.

Well off to Shang tsungs torture dungeon

Uhhhh probably dead bcs cod mobile

I’m pretty fucked. Vergil from Devil May Cry

Hyperion? Huh wonder what would happen

Hitman 47, world of assassin Either I'm about to endure the most painful death one can imagine, Or I have information and about to die if he doesn't kidnap me...

The Dentist from Payday 2, I'm so fucked...

Mother Miranda 😭

Alex Mercer has kidnapped me. Either he’s going to infect me with the blacklight virus and give me superpowers or (and this is more likely) kill me and absorb my memories.

I dont know the main antagonist of my game yet it is said to be completed in 2025 maybe can you guess it starts with G has two words and ends with t.

Well I played spiderman 2018 today so there are a lot of them and basically any of them I am screwed.

Liquid Snake has kidnapped me… I feel like I’m going to be fine

Cyrus 😦

Damn I just did genshin dailies is the antagonist gambling addiction?

Is it bad that I got Devin Weston from gta 5?

Lusamine from Pokemon Sun Not sure if i should be scared or happy right now

Sauron...

The Joker?? I'm FUCKED

Blake Dexter from Hitman Absolution. Fuck

Apollyon from For Honor... oh fuck... well, i'll be okay as long as i try to fight back(maybe)

I don’t actually know the story of hitman 3 yet, but I know… a little about the ending, so I’m gonna guess the International Contracts Agency has kidnapped me, which basically means I officially never existed in the first place

Agent 47 takes no prisoners, I'm so fucked

Handsome Jack, agh shit.

Handsome jack…….

Jacob Seed: Cull the herd I'm brainwashed now I guess...

sons of the forest, yiiiiikes

Hahaha, My Friends D&D Campaign… No comment

Helldivers 2 So.. bugs and bots? Or the helldivers corporation. Since there's a conspiracy theory they're possibly supposedly the reason the bugs are invading planets in the first place

so…..Everything in Warframe? Dude I ain’t screwed I’m FUCKED

Destiny 2, .... So basically I'm kidnapped by god, take your pick of one Hell could be kidnapped by a thrall and most people would be screwed

Handsome jack..........i'm fucked

Helldivers 2?

Arkham Knight. So it’s Scarecrow? Or is it the Arkham Knight? Or is it manifestation of the Joker through Batman perception of him? How would the last one work? Eh, it doesn’t matter. I’m fucked anyway.

It’s either Arasaka or the NUSA government, where my fake tooth where’s my fake tooth!!

Joseph Seed ?, More like better for me lol.

I would not enjoy hanging with The Cult of the Absolute. Very fucked

Fallout 4. I'm going to be replaced by a synth from the institute.

Well, my Sim did got kidnapped by aliens so uh... Aliens?

Advent from XCOM 2 War of The Chosen. Funnily enough the game has mechanics for kidnapping your men and having to rescue them but I am not a member of the resistance stationed in the Avenger so I don't think I'd be getting rescued 🥲

SCP:SL. Basically every NTF?

I can't remember perfectly but it's either Baldurs Gate 3, whose antagonist I have yet to meet aside from the tutorial one that I killed, or State of Decay 2, which doesn't have an antagonist. Maybe Red Talon?

Does GTA Online has an antagonist?

I am now stuck in a cocoon and have a face hugger attached to breed more Aliens...

The enclave, im fuck

Handsome Jack, I’m probably dead already

Shang tsung is devious I'm screwed

Apollyon from for honor. I can say there is a chance I may survive but there is another 50% chance I may be very fucked

senator Armstrong or arlecchino iirc

Bro, General Deathshead.

The covenant.. yeah, I’m fucked, but if I get a chance of grabbing a plasma grenade I’m taking it

Guess I’m getting vivisectioned by Shang Tsung

Lilith has me. It's not gonna go well.

I have been captured by Gentek of [PROTOTYPE] fame (I am going to be vivisected)

Glados

Queen Marika....

I'm kidnapped by a literal dragon.

Frau Engel. I'm fucked

Me: yeah I support the democracy. My helldivers 2 character: go ahead, you're free proud citizen.

The darkness got me? I don't have time to explain how screwed I am. The dudes on their way to save me die tons of times just doing jumping puzzles. I'm toast.

Nah i'm good there isint any antagonist Or if there is then it's the angler fish

The Institute from Fallout 4… im screwed but my synth double will never know

Who's the antagonist of Forza Horizon 4?

The Automatons are gonna milk me for all the info I have...... which is basically none cos I am just a Helldiver without a clue

It's either the Church of Universal Truth (Eidos's GotG), Hell/The Icon of Sin/The Makyr (DOOM Eternal) or the Taken/Scratch (Alan Wake 2) In all cases, I'm royally screwed. Especially in the latter two. Ain't no way I'm getting out of the Dark Place or Hell alive.

Di Rivello from Just Cause 3 has be, I’m getting executed 100%

I played the outer worlds so i don't know

Kidnapped by the Banished ...shit

Shang stung and Quan chi

Halo 2 The Covenant: I'm fucked The Flood: I can't possibly be more fucked

Planet 4546B. I'm fucked

Mr X is definitely gon give it to me

Bowser, let’s hope I’m worth Mario’s time

X gon give it to ya

The elder brain is fucking me

Lilith... diablo 4.... fml

I just got kidnapped by a bunch of racists (Pavlov)

Looks like I get an eye worm and some tentacles 😳 Bg3

World of Warcraft, The Harbinger... I can fix her!

Lilith from D4. Nice

Outer Worlds… Worked to death.

Apollyon, 50/50

I guess Im getting touched by the Bile Titan Dommy Mommies from Helldivers 2. The R34 versions that the dissidents have been spreading... they might take my body... but they will never take my freedom!

Alduin just swooped down and grabbed me... I'm screwed But if we're being technical I was doing the Dawngaurd DLC! Lord Harkon, I'm still screwed.

Di Ravello in just cause

Last game I played was Deep Rock Galactic. Maybe the glyphids are just defending themselves, but I’ve killed too many at this point

Who would be considered the antagonist of Stellaris? One of the many other nations? Depending on who it is, that might not be a bad thing.

*warframe players* "WHICH ONE!!!!"

Nurgle…

I am in custodia. I prefer death.

Fucking gabriel man! he was NOT okie dokie when I beat his ass (Sore loser I know) He was all like "You insignificant F\*\*\*! This is NOT over!", anyways I'm most likely fucked to hell and beyond.

Who’s the villain of 2k again?

Handsome Jack, I'm either going to get a bullet to the face immediately or tortured and experimented on

A whole basketball team kidnapped me