This is just flat-out ridiculous. ​ ​ Where is the fridge?

Yeah this was basically just my bedroom when I was a teenager. Adding a fridge and a toilet would have actually made this one special.

Been here 100 times. 1000 times discussed that playing while laying is very inconvenient

You gotta have proper gaming posture, similar to driving. Can't drive well if my seat is reclined too much that's dangerous, i similarly can't play well if I'm to reclined. But i have to have enough of a recline so that i can "get serious" by sitting up and getting in the optimal position for getting serious.

And the toilet. I mean if I still have to get up to take a piss then it’s all for nothing.

No one says you have to

Yeah if it doesn’t have a built-in bedpan I’m out

I expected a catheter that just goes into a jug I can drain during bio breaks.

Gaming bed that gives you an ostomy

Where’s the built in toilet?? SMH. Amateurs.

You call your mom for that

What?

There's an episode of South Park where Cartman calls his mum with a bedpan so he can shit and continue gaming

I think I should also do that...

What's funny about that episode is Cartman does the "WoW voice" perfectly, I don't know how to describe it.

Season 10 Episode 8 “Make Love, Not Warcraft”

**MAAAAAAAAAAHHHM**

There's a shelf on the side where you can easily fit a colostomy bag

That built in toilet better have a bidet

Japan always coming up with the best shit

Japan really does know what the youth needs, Anime, Nintendo, now this!

just nintendo? half of the videogame industry is carried by japan

I know, there are a lot of things, I just didn't remember, I was going to say Sony, but that is Korean, what else? I'm not really knowledgeable...

Huh? Sony is a Japanese company ​ I think you're mistaking sony for samsung. Samsung is korean. Sony is japanese

Really?! I thought it's Korean... I just looked it up, it's Japanese, all this time I've been lied to by my elders, but either way, that does it, Japan is the king of Video Game industry!

Yeah lol sony has always been a japanese company

Wait sony is Korean i thought that was Japanese

No sony is japanese lol. Look up on google, sony originates from japan

That what I thought

Sad that they only get 10 minutes per week of free time to enjoy them

Where can I buy one? I live in Japan

Here you go: https://www.bauhutte.jp

Y'all realize that you can DIY this incredibly easily, right? None of that stuff is even attached to the bed, it's on wheels and just surrounding the bed! If this is something you want, just get some Ikea furniture or some shit and stick around your bed, and boom! Mission accomplished!

Manual labouring for us gamers? Hell no.

Unless it's in a game

Health risks: Most of them, probably.

Shut up and take my money!

I would happily die in that

does it have a coffin lid?

The sex robot folds up and stores comfortably under the bed 😂

There is a reason this is a single.

Some pleasures are not meant to be shared.

I remember seeing something similar years ago and thought it was really cool. I guess it means I’m old now though because when I look at this all I can think of is how annoying it would be to remove/replace blankets/sheets for washing.

Who else but Japan

Japan is good.

I made a set up just like this but I would never get that beanbag that just looks uncomfortable especially the why he is sitting

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Japan is a heaven for introverts and people suffering from social anxiety

Girls, one at a time

That's just a regular bed with stuff around it. It's not like that fucking scorpion chair. I don't even think this is Japanese

Obviously, this is not good set up for keyboard & mouse.

I want it I want I want it!

[Bauhutte gaming bed](https://www.bauhutte-g.com/layout/gaming-bed/)

Lol ninja onesie is included

iirc that was a collaboration between IKEA and Asus ROG, japan-exclusive.

Where's the poop bag. Ain't complete w/o my poop bag and catheter

W japan

But wheres the RGB? Every gamer hardware manufacturer knows us gamers love RGB.

yell heah

HEAH

I think you mean programming bed, gamers are signifigantly less terrified of other people than we are

I should get this so i can chill harder than antarctica while i’m sick

god this is old, I know cause the original image was my Facebook display picture.... in 2010

**Japan** didn't create it. An engineer or a team of engineers, likely operating under a company, created it. That doesn't represent Japan as a whole.

BUT I WANT IT NOW!

I’ll take your entire stock!!!

where is the toilet i mean they should also make a way to shit while still lying there

Does it include a wake-up feature for us gamer dad’s who struggle to stay awake after 9pm?

Not bad but not perfect. It's not something for you to sleep on at that point I feel

Where was this on my rank14 grinds.

I need this

😍

There comes a point where this goes from really cool, to tragic and dystopian. Anyway where do I sign.

That's very wallet friendly. Instead of using a lot of water to flush, just use a coke bottle. Easy

If it doesn't include an automatic fleshlight while you're grinding for runes I'm not buying it!

now I'm curious... how a gamer bedpan looks like? is it rgb glowing?

Take my money NOW!

Goodbye grass

uh you mean the society that they are simp , cringe , laugh to everything , hard to undersatnd them , boomer and blah blah blah? yeah i prefer this thing

Looks like shit tbh

Hikikomoris rejoice!

After spending a bootload of money to buy that, no wonder you can’t rejoin cause you’re broke.

Just need a catheter.

My spine hurts just looking at this.

Hope so the bed have medicines and cure for bed sores.

So y'all game lying down? I could never imagine that being fun at all. I'll just fall asleep.

where's the fridge? where's the toilet? where's the fleshlight mount?

Why would I suck your hog?

“Gaming” 😉

That just looks like four desks and a bed That has already been invented

And they all look flimsy and the bed is a fullsize....

I dont think the Japanese invented IKEA but maybe

I hope you don't toss and turn too much while asleep...

Does it come with a bucket so I can make my poops?

You, gaming from a normal bed: hikikomori Me, gaming from this glorious beast: hikiko*most*i

I can’t play laying down Idk why

But what if I want a boyfriend?

Bot-type post

SAO flashbacks

That looks uncomfortable 😬😬😬

Hello blood clots...

Still have to reach over and pick up the controller. BOO!!!!

This will be my retirement plan along with Skyrim with NPCs with chat gpt mod for when I get old.

And they say the holly grail doesn't existe

This hurts my back

Japan came in clutch again, per usual

Ummmmm where's the shit bucket?

Works better than a chastity belt!

The coomer tomb

I’m more interested in what they are wearing, is the face mask part attached to the hood it self?

it looks like what I think is called techwear

Personally I can’t plan like that. I have to be in a chair or something sitting up.

Lying down while gaming makes me want to sleep. I much prefer simply sitting at a desk

Here’s the link to their site: https://www.bauhutte.jp

Gimme

👀

Honest to god that doesn’t even look comfortable.

this feels so nasty

i would have been more inclined to go to school if that was my desk.

I want this so bad, you have no idea

Eat. SLEEP. Game. 😪

Well, that's a bad idea. Your bed should be for sleeping or sex. Anything else messes with your ability to get in the right headspace for sleeping. That's why I bought a recliner ages ago and never looked back.

Where’s the restroom

I couldn't do it. I need to get right in the screen

I need it

What's a sociatey anyway?