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chumchees

The movie where everyone dies except Sean Bean.


The_Velvet_Bulldozer

I wish he would have gotten a sequel with The Odyssey.


BurnerOnlyForPorn

You’ll get the Armand Assante miniseries and LIKE IT!


BananaHandle

I’m glad I’m not the only one that watched that in their high school lit class.


YouMeAndReneDupree

Why is Armand Assante always puckering his lips??


jpopimpin777

Because it's the LAW!!


Grundlestiltskin_

I’m still holding out hope for an HBO type miniseries on The Odyssey. Would be perfect


TravelSizedRudy

I saw Ronin well after the whole Sean Bean always dies meme. The amount of times I was like "yeah this is it"... By the end of that movie I had Bean Balls. It's like blue balls but it's what happens when you watch a movie like Ronin waiting for Sean Bean to die, but instead you get cock teased nonstop because his character is pretty much expected to die in every single scene he's in just by nature of how he's written and the danger... BUT SOMEHOW.....


Ymirsson

It's the implication that gets you.


Havoc1943covaH

What a great movie. The scene with "the boat house at Hereford" is chef's kiss


monkeygoneape

Orlando Bloom lives in the extended edition


Chaotriux

And in the regular version.


Peauu

But however, not in the original version. During the war, Paris killed Achilles by shooting his heel with a poisoned arrow. Late in the war, Paris was killed by Philoctetes.


chiree

And my bow.


eyoung_nd2004

Achilles killing that giant at the start of the movie was epic.


ProperDepartment

I've always loved the line he says to the kid who brings him his shield. Boy: "They say you can't be killed" Achilles: "Well, I wouldn't be bothering with a shield then, would I?"


newBreed

Boy: "I would be scared to fight that giant." Achilles: "That's why no one will remember your name." Damn son.


JanB1

Straight up murdered that boy by words!


pseudochicken

Achilles’ first victim of the movie


BigPackHater

That was the sack of wine


portablebiscuit

And that ass asleep in his tent


thekaymancomes

r/murderedbywords


quaste

Agamemnon: Perhaps we should have our war tomorrow, when you're better rested. I should have you whipped for your impudence! Achilles: Perhaps you should fight him.


bkdroid

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight? ​ Evergreen observation.


2shyi2i

Best line in the movie.


override367

this movie is full of banger lines out of Achilles, Pitt *nails* a man who believes he is the gods' instrument on earth and has a destiny


Ok-disaster2022

Interestingly Saul, the first king of Israel was selected to be king due to his prowess in battle and good looks. When he was older and a practiced politician he was less heroic and adventurous and relied on a shepherd to slay the giant if the philistines. He would eventually come to fear that shepherd would take the throne from him, and he was correct.


floppydo

Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.


PatchyTheCrab

What *is* that kids name? Actor or the character Found it: >Jacob Smith ... Messenger Boy


1CEninja

How effortless that kill was gives you an idea what calibur of fighter Hector was. It only makes this scene more epic.


rbrutonIII

Achilles tries the same move on Hector in this scene, but Hector blocks it. Also, for most of the fight Hector is the aggressor, and Achilles is the one backing up and defending. Even though you can tell Hector knows he has no chance going into it, but he knows keeping Achilles from being aggressive is the only possible strategy he has.


NBAccount

> Achilles tries the same move on Hector in this scene, but Hector blocks it. Twice! Once with the spear and once with the sword.


Matt01123

I mean, putting aside the nitpicky stuff of 'that's not how you really fight with those weapons' and whatnot, for my money the fight was actually over at 2:34 in the video and the rest is just playing with his food. The sequence that starts at 2:24 and ends at 2:34 begins with Hector already on the backfoot coming in and attacking wide outside the line again and again but the way Achilles holds the center calmly and even lets Hector get as close as he did without ever faltering or even respecting his offensive options is so utterly dominant the rest is a foregone conclusion.


1CEninja

For how bad Hollywood is at "that's not how you fight with those weapons" (I cringed SO hard at Wednesday and Bianca's duel because they already showed in the *same fucking scene* they know what fencing looks like), this was pretty damn reasonable. You don't normally see accurate representations of what fighting with a spear looks like in Hollywood, because they aren't flashy weapons with big swinging arcs like you get with big fantasy swords. This comes as close as you can get while still giving Hollywood what it wants.


asdaaaaaaaa

> You don't normally see accurate representations of what fighting with a spear looks like in Hollywood, because they aren't flashy weapons with big swinging arcs like you get with big fantasy swords. It's a brutal, confusing mess of bodies and blood. Just look at "hollywood" fights and and actual brawl. In real life you're not entering a fight and taking on multiple people, executing your punches and blocks perfectly. You're going to be desperately groping and throwing punches as you gasp for air and barely keep yourself standing after a minute or two. Shit sucks in reality, and they ignore the "best" part of a fight; recovering, which can take awhile depending on how bad you overestimated your abilities. Especially larger battles. There was no big dash of both armies crunching together or stopping just before and swinging like you see in Lord of the Rings, for example. It was a careful dance of each side getting close than executing poking/lunging attacks back and forth until a large group of either side turned/ran. More like two scared schoolkids fighting than the dramatic, theatrical stuff you see in movies. You know what constituted as a "good soldier" back then? Wasn't skill, being a good soldier basically came down to following orders, and not turning and running when half the people next to you get eviscerated. That was largely the deciding factor of who "won", was simply who could stand more truama/deaths before calling it quits and saying "Nah, fuck that" and getting killed as they run. If you want some good content on the realities of combat and such in history, Dan Carlin and Lions Led by Donkeys are good for listening. Plenty of good books out there too.


mildly_amusing_goat

*The King* on Netflix had a really good representation of fighting in battles I felt. It's exactly as you describe, just a big hot mess.


tfg49

That final battle scene is so brutal and chaotic. I love it


Astray

For all its faults in later seasons, Game of Throne's Battle of the Bastards was a damn near perfect representation of what I imagine a real medieval battle would've been.


Pan-tang

Spoken like a true hoplite.


eyoung_nd2004

For sure. The choreography of that fight is great.


twec21

You mean Immorten Joe's son?


Itsleahhlol

I guess he was just getting ready for Game of Thrones because I had no idea David Benioff wrote it.


nostra77

Well Homer wrote it he just interpreted it


BrettMoneyMaher

D'oh!


leftysrevenge

At least Homer finished his books.


Pykins

To be fair he's had nearly 3000 years.


sweetbunsmcgee

\> impregnable walls \> puts army and cavalry on the unprotected side Sounds familiar.


sharrrper

Agamemnon even calls them out on it on screen. "I see you've chosen not to hide behind your walls. Very valiant of you. Ill-advised... but valiant."


NorthStarZero

The problem with walled fortifications is that while the enemy cannot get in, neither can food and water. Water, maybe there’s a well inside the fort, but food is definitely limited. So if you just turtle up, the clock starts ticking on you, while the enemy just needs to put a piquet on your fort and can go ham on your countryside. Better to meet the enemy army in the field, supported by the fort. It gives your wounded a safe place to retreat to during the fight, and if things start to go badly, you can retreat in good order back into the fort and save your army from complete destruction. Meanwhile, the enemy cannot replace every casualty you inflict - and if he routs, he has no safe place to recover. Battles for forts are won or lost outside the walls.


Ok-disaster2022

A good tactic is to have reinforcements to encircle the beseigers, and always leave space for them to escape. I believe Ceasar has a number of times where he was able to turn the beseigers into the besieged this way. Often though, ancient fortifications are made around a water source to outlast seiges. Food remains a problem for sure.


xtrsports

Benioff can write shit if he doesnt have material to copy. See the last seasons of gamemof thrones for an example.


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> [Achilles killing that giant at the start of the movie was epic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5UKystdZg)


xmachina

Loved this scene also because in the Iliad, one of Homer's epithets for Achilles is "swift-footed".


TheCook73

In college, anytime something was fucking with us and we wanted to joke about bringing in the big guns to deal with it we’d always go “boagRIUUUUUUS!!!!”


Splobs

BOAGRIUS!!!!!!!!


wastewalker

"There are no pacts between lions and men" "oh? In that case, archers!"


birdperson_012

Absolutely love the film, but this was my main gripe with that scene too lol. Like “ok we’ll have our fight but if you try to desecrate the body of the goddamned PRINCE, my archers gonna arch ya, obviously”


SofaKingI

Feel like they could have easily solved that by not fighting right next to the walls. Fight further back. Fire some arrows that miss. Problem solved.


Indercarnive

Can we talk about the beach landing though? Atrocious from a historical standpoint. It's literally Saving Private Ryan circa 1250 BCE.


NihilisticNarwhal

Yeah, contested landings weren't really a thing back then, you'd just land somewhere else and walk. It's not like the city you're going to besiege is gonna run away.


Beorma

There are a number of historical accounts of contested landings. Ships were slow and landing points few, armies often shadowed armada to try and prevent them landing or attack them while they did so.


koenigcpp

This is such a reddit thread. One person says landings weren't a thing in that time. Another person says there are a number of historical accounts. The rest of the redditors have no idea but that wont stop most of them from picking a side.


[deleted]

Actually no, disagreements on reddit don't actually happen. It's just a common myth with no basis in reality.


Indercarnive

It wasn't just that. It's the Trojans going down a steep hill to attack the Greeks instead of just sitting on the high ground. The use of fire arrows. And the absolute worst is all the giant wooden stakes thrown randomly about


Deathbyhours

Darius I would like a word, as would Aeschylus and his brother, Cynegeirus. At the Battle of Marathon the Greeks not only opposed the Persians’ landing, they opposed their ships _leaving_. Cynegeirus was killed when he waded into the water and took hold of a Persian boat to drag it back onto the beach.


Zakalwe_

Ancient greek had their own code of honor, Arête, and just sniping Achilles in this situation would have run against that. According to Iliad, Hector knew he would die at Achilles hand, Achilles knew his choices were to kill Hector and then die himself, or live very long life but without any glory.


Entrefut

The point was that the king of Troy was an honorable man, while everyone else wasn’t. Steep price for honor.


SirTheadore

HECTOOOOOOOR!!!!!


monkeygoneape

HECTAAAAARRRRRR!!!!


BouquetofDicks

TETSUOOOOO


BouquetofDicks

KANAEDAAAA


Vizioso

I worked with a guy named Hector for a long time and this is how I would greet him every day. In retrospect I am sure it got old after a while but damn if I didn't milk it for all its worth.


kmiggity

There is literally no one in this thread that isn't extremely proud of you for this.


MoreLikeZelDUH

This is my go-to example where the director's cut made a huge improvement (ok maybe it's Kingdom of Heaven but this is a close second). I felt the theatrical version was just a dumb action flick, and I could see how some would think the director's cut is a little too slow paced, but I just love the feel for the character development... you really start to feel for the characters and their losses (except Paris, he's a little bitch)


lmflex

"I am Ajax, breaker of stones! Look upon me and despair!" There are other parts with Odysseus, but that one part that stuck with me. Highly recommend the director's cut.


monsterbot314

how much time does it add ? Never thought to check if Troy had one. I did see the Kingdoms though and the difference was huge.


EvilOctopusInk

Adds about 33 minutes to the film.


illmatic2112

Good lord I need to find this


cricket9818

It certainly adds more depth, but from watching the theatrical too many times; the score is off pace and really takes me out of the moment


Stonecleaver

The score of the director’s cut is an abomination. I was so mad during several scenes that were ruined simply due to that.


cricket9818

Glad I’m not the only one. The new scenes are really great but that score. Just ugh. Not good


HokemPokem

The directors cut ruins the score though. It's jarring. The music is superb in the original and they butcher it in the extended.


I_Said

When this came out it was one of the best choreographed 1v1 fights I'd ever seen in a movie.


WorkO0

What makes this fight unique for me is that they show fatigue. Hector ultimately loses because he gasses and becomes sloppy while Achilles stamina holds. That's how fights work in real world. Most movies just show characters with infinite cardio which is just so unrealistic.


earic23

I do like that they took the time to show Achilles finally take a winded breath for maybe one of the first fights in his life.


BoJackB26354

“Your son was the best I’ve fought”


TheFlawlessCassandra

[Rob Roy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERmM5l2ceoY) uses that to stellar effect in its final duel. Liam Neeson looks totally gassed by the end.


Welshyone

The man is no dunce with a blade.


jtronic

Great movie too. A personal favorite.


Wallcrawler62

The King on Netflix has some brutal fights like this. Guys in full plate armor just gassed on the ground stabbing or smashing each other in the face however they can.


whooo_me

The King was a surprisingly good movie. Had heard nothing about it in advance but loved it; some fantastic performances too.


GeorgeEBHastings

I agree, but that fall and ankle twist Hector took definitely didn't help. Your comment re-windedness is cogent too. Overall what makes the fight great is that there's a clear arc to it, and definitely a back-and-forth rather than a straight up Achilles stomp. For a minute, it's clear that Hector's got the upper hand. He manages to get the graze in on Achilles. Achilles looks rattled for a moment, right before they cut back to O'Toole's Priam verging on a smile as he sees his son has a chance. Not for long, though, as when Hector tries to push his momentum, Achilles manages to knock him to the ground. You can see Hector's ankle twist on that rock (btw, how great is Eric Bana's physical acting, here?), and it's at that point you can tell it's over. Hector hobbles over to grab the broken spear point, while also struggling to get back on his feet. The rest of the fight, Hector is both winded and less agile due to his ankle, it does him in. What a great fight in an otherwise sorta schlocky movie.


GusPlus

A fantastic example of this honestly is the legendary [Wheels on Meals fight](https://youtu.be/Zlwh8x7bygk) between Jackie Chan and Benny the Jet. I posted lower down that my favorite fight on screen was a different Jackie Chan fight, but I was reminded of this one while hunting through YouTube and definitely want to change my answer.


BuffaloInCahoots

His jump stab move with the spear has been copied in other movies and games. Think the last time I saw it was the new God of War. Every time I see it done it reminds me of Troy.


HesNot_TheMessiah

Superman stab!


JohnnyHammerstix

I personally really liked the over-the-shoulder spear resting in the dip in the shield, as well as when he switched stances and rotated the shield with crisp sound. Was also pretty cool to realize that they had the swords sheathed behind the shields for once the spears broke.


BuffaloInCahoots

I have a psvr and in Swordsman you can wield a sword and shield. Resting the sword on the shield and using your sword like a pool stick is very satisfying.


kudichangedlives

Still is yoooo


brownchickenbr0wnc0w

The drum beat definitely made it more epic


NickSwardsonIsFat

Feels like they watched some crouching tiger hidden dragon fights and said "let's do that, but in greece".


Calliceman

It’s a good scene, but let’s put some respect on CTHD. This is nowhere near the technical level.


CRTPTRSN

Every time I watch that fight, I always pray I've slipped into a parallel universe where Hector wins.


rughmanchoo

Sorry, the gods decided his fate. He had no chance. According to the poem anyway.


not_right

If only he had have gone for the heel


Ok_Wolverine519

In the Illiad, the Achilles heel is not a thing. Achilles doesn't even die in the Illiad. It's only predicted that he will die, with no mention to his heel that didn't get dunked into the Styx, that myth came around much later way after the Illiad and gets retroactively applied.


Snarkout89

[Reddit's attitude towards consumers has been increasingly hostile as they approach IPO. I'm not interested in using their site anymore, nor do I wish to leave my old comments as content for them.]


Ok_Wolverine519

You like the regular old Iliad then. Don't know why you are suggesting without the later Achillies heel myth that suddenly the rest of the mystical stuff disappears. For the Illiad is loaded with the Gods constantly appearing and intervening, alongside all sorts of magic. All that is fundamental to the Illiad unlike the Achillies heel myth which was again a later addition not found in the Illiad proper.


iaintlyon

He went for it a bunch of different times, looks like he hit it once but it was armored


Chaotriux

Ah yes, armor has a great way of protecting one’s soft spots.


iaintlyon

That’s why I’m wearing a codpiece


shontsu

Yeah its weird. We KNOW Achilles wins, but we can't help but root for Hector anyway.


[deleted]

It's interesting that this movie made you feel this way, my most recent exposure to the Iliad was the book Song of Achilles so when I watch this fight I'm just wanting Achilles to avenge Patroclus


ignigenaquintus

I was and always be rooting for Achilles. Hector can eat s&@t, die, and wander the underworld without eyes, tong and ears.


wasframed

It's supposed to be that way. Hector is human and relatable (this is true for the Iliad and its good translations too). Achilles for most of the story is more or less a monster. But the story is about Achilles because he undergoes character progression with the death of Patroclus and Hector. You'll always root for Hector, but he had to die.


lowrizzle

hoo boy don't let me tell you what happens to andromache and astyanax after.


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oss1215

After the Trojan War, following Hector's murder by Achilles and the city's capture and sacking by the Greeks, the Greek herald Talthybius informed her of the plan to kill Astyanax, her son by Hector, by throwing him from the city walls. This act was carried out by Neoptolemus who then took Andromache as a concubine and Hector's brother, Helenus, as a slave. By Neoptolemus, she was the mother of Molossus, and according to Pausanias, of Pielus and Pergamus. When Neoptolemus died, Andromache married Helenus and became Queen of Epirus. Pausanias also implies that Helenus' son, Cestrinus, was by Andromache. In Epirus Andromache faithfully continued to make offerings at Hector’s cenotaph. Andromache eventually went to live with her youngest son, Pergamus in Pergamum, where she died of old age For greek tragedies this can be a somewhat happy ending


NotAWittyFucker

Amazing how similar Greek Tragedies are to Australian Christmas gatherings once Uncle Merv gets on the Tinnies.


lord_von_pineapple

Nice


CRTPTRSN

Uncle Merv bringing a slab of Toohey's to the family Christmas.


zamfire

[Wtf?](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/852/286/9ac.jpg)


CRTPTRSN

I think Greek mythology is what eventually led to names being shortened and simplified. We have the visionary Joe from Crete to thank for his infinite wisdom and farsightedness.


chris_courtland

The *Troy* drinking game: Take a drink every time: - Someone yells another person’s name - Someone says “the gods” - Someone with a name dies - Achilles insults someone - Paris is a little bitch


[deleted]

If I had to drink whenever Paris is a little bitch, I couldn't set my cup down until he was off screen.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Orlando Bloom really was a great choice for that. It’s especially awesome because he shows in Kingdom of Heaven that he is not a little bitch.


-Toshi

Roundabout way to call Legolas a bitch, homie.


Drunk_Dino

What do your bitch eyes see?


[deleted]

I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a bitch.


illmatic2112

That still only counts as one, bitch


monkeygoneape

He's great in kingdom of heaven


CRTPTRSN

I love the director's cut and I can totally see why Ridley Scott put it out.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

The directors cut is the only cut of that movie. The theatrical release was a joke. They cut out the entire arc about the son, making the mother’s arc not make sense


plorb001

Director’s cut edition additions: -every time you see bare butt or b00bs -every time a baby is thrown into a burning building


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

How many babies are thrown into burning buildings?


vapidamerica

Enough…


DoctorHubris

Chug your entire glass when you hear, "YOU SACK OF WINE!"


illmatic2112

[Drink](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIOMXWIF95w)


rbrutonIII

Someone with a name dies might be too much. Are we talking has a name in the credits? Everybody has a name... I can't drink 1000+ beers tonight


earlandir

Do you think the actors died?


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toorooluu

It's an older reference Sir, but it checks out.


GridSquid

In the book Hector runs away and Achilles chases him around Troy multiple times.


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xtremepado

Would be cooler if there wasn't a cut between every single move.


pikeymobile

I was always super obsessed with the Morpheus vs Neo fight in the matrix due to how long the shots are in that film. Western films just started going wild with the cuts in the early 2000s.


Dylsnick

Somebody cue the clip of Liam Neeson jumping over a fence!


halborn

I'm gonna do the opposite and link Liam Neeson being awesome in [this excellent fight scene from Rob Roy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERmM5l2ceoY).


blolfighter

[Okay!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axtK6iI7lw)


SergeiPutin

Sorry. The editor charges per-cut.


[deleted]

[Jackie Chan: editing action](https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=300)


Ringosis

Exactly. It's so ludicrously choppy. The choreography is amazing, but they ruin it with 200 different angles in 1 minute.


esbanks303

Yeah, the choreography is cool but it's so chopped up it's really hard to connect. You barely ever get to see a move in full. I also wish they'd pull the camera back just two feet so we could see their full bodies move. Closeups are fine but their full body shots are weirdly cut off at the top.


nandapandatech

Would highly recommend anyone to read “The song of Achilles” if this scratched a Greek itch


[deleted]

Definitely the Iliad and Odyssey for those new to the epic. Speaking as a dude who’s listened to the audiobook of SoA on repeat more times than I can count, the book leans more as a Greek BL romance, some people may not be so into that focus especially if they aren’t privy to Homer’s work. Regardless I love SoA as I found it during my coming out around the pandemic. I’m reading the Odyssey right now and love getting to know more about Odysseus’ struggles post Troy.


[deleted]

I’ll trade you. Read David Gemmel’s Troy trilogy. Thank me later.


InsertGenericNameLol

You sack of wine!


msmouse05

Love this movie, I can remember watching it in theaters. Was sitting so far forward in my seat, could feel my heart pounding.


Nomad_86

I remember seeing this in theaters and it gave me anxiety. I was rooting for Hector, but knew his ass was grass. Lmao.


Newiebraaah

Bana!


duffismyhomie

Brad Pitt and Eric Bana had an agreement that they’d pay $50 every tap and $100 for each big hit that was accidental. I guess Brad owed like $750 by the end of the shoot. Such a good fight scene!


Blooblewoo

I genuinely try not to get too hung up on battle scenes being realistic looking. Fights in performances are there to dazzle and look cool, it's a different goal, so I can understand there being things that don't make sense in a real fight but are there for style. But Achilles fighting for 12 seconds (I measured) with his shield held behind his back is for me taking the corpse of verisimilitude and doing the fuckin Macarena on top of it.


Incredibledisaster

The purpose of the fights is to tell the story; Achilles is arrogant, prideful, angry. He is taunting a weak opponent who we have come to like and in a way he is taunting the audience. Has he no shame? Has he no honor? Hector treats him with dignity and Achilles treats him like dirt. We also have the "what ifs", in the movie we don't see magic or gods but we know the characters believe in them. They also say Achilles is invincible, and at times he says he isn't but he often acts as though he is. So we are left wondering, can be really be killed? In the end we see he can, stumbling about Troy as it burns, his one redeeming quality isn't enough to save him.


GeorgeEBHastings

>He is taunting a weak opponent who we have come to like I chafe at this, though I agree with your wider point. Both in the movie and the source material, Hector isn't a "weak" opponent. He's the greatest warrior of Troy, surpassing all other Greeks/Hellenes/Achaeans. Except, of course, Achilles. It's not that Hector's weak, it's just that Achilles, for all his pride, is just leagues above any other mortal.


semedelchan

Achilles has that Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime vibe, prideful as fuck, but goddamn does he back it up


HighRisk

The comments here are surprisingly favorable, for a movie I remember being pretty widely mocked at the time. Suspension of disbelief can only carry you so far, and it isn't far enough for this ridiculous choreography.


Indercarnive

Literally every time either Hector or Achilles attacks, whatever they're holding in their other hand is at their side or behind their back.


FabFubar

It kind of fits if you think that Achilles was styling on him on purpose to show dominance, he was that arrogant, after all.


Blooblewoo

This film was clearly made to make sense with no supernatural stuff going on. Fighting like that is just gonna get you killed in the real world, and it doesn't matter how otherwise skilled you are. As I said, I acknowledge that it makes sense for film fights to involve stuff that you wouldn't do in a real fight, but looks cool. For me, that pushes that line so far that it stops me from enjoying the scene, as I can no longer suspend disbelief.


HowlandSRoward

I love it but the bit where the camera moves past a still sword and it makes the *schwing* noise is SO fucking funny and silly. I mean it's a silly fun movie anyway but they must have been laughing their asses off in the editing booths when they did that.


ConstableGrey

The amount of camera cuts in this fight is absurd.


ejpierle

Troy was one of David Benioff's first scripts. If you wondered what happened to GoT after they ran out of GRRM material, this should shed some light.


jdawg32

You sack of wine!


monkeygoneape

Love how Brad Pitt just goes for it lol


kudichangedlives

I don't understand what you mean by this


SadPenisMatinee

My guess is he is saying while the action of Troy was good, the story and script itself was pretty poor. I am guessing. Not agreeing. Ive never seen Troy


lolabythebay

I saw it in theaters with a group of nerdy teenage boys and we uniformly panned the stilted dialogue at the time. One of my high school's frequent substitute teachers was in the audience. When she was covering my class the next week, I asked her how she liked it, because we thought the action was fun but everything else was pretty wooden and the dialogue sucked. She immediately defended it with, "well if you think about it, that's probably how they actually talked back in ancient times."


MundanePerformance57

What does this even mean lol


jWalkerFTW

They’re like 40% bare skin and yet both killing blows are through the armor Fuckin movies man


[deleted]

If I remember correctly, the poem has Hector wearing Achilles’ armour which he had stripped from Patroclus. Achilles knows that the one weak spot in the armour is at the base of the neck where there is a small notch, and throws his spear so it punctures through. Hector dies, chocking on blood and pleading for his body to be returned to his father.


Annoying_Anomaly

uh... why the fuck does he keep using the inside of the shield to perry?


illmatic2112

cause cool


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I find this fight like most modern action fights… it’s all cut up and edited together so you can’t really get a look at the fight overall.


junkyardgerard

Probably looks like crap unedited, settings missing by miles, unathletic dudes, etc. Ever seen a fight scene on network tv? That's what they look like unedited


hnglmkrnglbrry

This is not a good fight scene. The choreography is really well done and cool but the constant cuts in the editing let you know the actors were only splicing one or two moves at a time and then calling cut. It probably took days if not weeks to film this fight. https://youtu.be/QLL9plgz0pg These guys are throwing 5, 6, 7 moves together with no cuts. Sure they are using strings and baby powder and other special effects but the choreography and stunt work is phenomenal.


SonofSterlo

Bana and Pitt really deserve some kudos for giving it their all here. Terrific work. I remember seeing the movie in cinemas and while it didn’t quite hit the heights I’d hoped it would, this fight was standout scene in action movies that year.


tiedurden

One of the best part is missing though: Achilles screaming hector over and over again


CAJ16

This fight was awesome for sure, but the fight scene that really stuck with me was when Paris is getting was getting dominated in the duel before Hector steps in. It is hard to imagine anything in life being that terrifying.


Xaoyu

Hector wife plays superbly in that scene at 1:37. You really feel the fear growing on her when she gets that it won't end well for her husband just by witnessing the first moves of Achilles. I wonder how actors manage to perform in such accurate skill. Do they train in front of a coach ?


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on a cinematic view, i dont like it, way too much cut. its borderline epileptic. I would rather see the action lasting a bit longer before to switch to another angle


GasOnFire

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adrift98

Casting an actor with long straight blonde hair for an ancient Greek hero always irked me, but turns out that Achilles is described as having fair/tawny/blonde hair in the Illiad: > Grief came upon the son of Peleus, and within his shaggy breast his heart was divided, whether he should draw his sharp sword from beside his thigh, [190] and break up the assembly, and slay the son of Atreus, or stay his anger and curb his spirit. While he pondered this in mind and heart, and was drawing from its sheath his great sword, Athene came from heaven. The white-armed goddess Hera had sent her forth, [195] for in her heart she loved and cared for both men alike. She stood behind him, and seized the son of Peleus **by his fair hair,** appearing to him alone. No one of the others saw her. Achilles was seized with wonder, and turned around, and immediately recognized Pallas Athene. https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0134%3Abook%3D1


teehill

I'm happy for you that you liked this, but personally I thought it has aged poorly and didn't do anything for me.


Gergol

I'll see your Troy and raise you the sword fight from Rob Roy.