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wickedface09

When the villager starts getting too annoying, I walk away.


[deleted]

Villagers never get too annoying.


wickedface09

They sure can for me lmao I don't have a lot of patience


[deleted]

You just have to get used to living beside them for a while.


wickedface09

You right. I've actually only been playing Minecraft for less than a year so that probably doesn't help me being annoyed lmao


MasterEndlessRBLX

This is HORRID!!! An FLSP government WILL amend the declaration of villager rights to include the abolishment of cruel punishments such as these.


WEIRDDUDE69420

Wow. Seriously? Using someone being tortured to promote yourself. I know who I’m not voting for.


MasterEndlessRBLX

Torture on villagerkind should never be warranted; this should definitely be the issue. I will not tolerate torture as showcased.


WEIRDDUDE69420

You’re using torture to promote yourself! Why in the world would I vote for you? You’re also trying to run away from the topic!


MasterEndlessRBLX

Alright, /u/WEIRDDUDE69420. I'll address your concerns. I want to make villagerkind a better place. I don't want to see villagers tortured. That's why I brought this topic up. We need solutions in place to end villager torture. These solutions can only be accomplished through government - through an amendment to the declaration of villager rights. This is, by definition, a political issue. I hope that addresses everything.


WEIRDDUDE69420

There are no solutions. Zero. Even if our sub got 10 million followers, raiding is against tos and would get our sub down.


MasterEndlessRBLX

I 100% respect your opinion on the issue. But we need concrete action; I hate to see innocent villagers tortured. We have a solution. Amend the declaration of villager rights, adding a section that bans torture.


WEIRDDUDE69420

What will we do if they don’t follow the declaration? It’s not like we’re the senior moderator of r/minecraft


[deleted]

Good point.


[deleted]

That’s why we become one.


WEIRDDUDE69420

We can’t... they’re never ever gonna take mods again


WEIRDDUDE69420

And even if we do, if we delete every post that tortures villagers people are gonna say were an abusive mod


[deleted]

HORRIFIC! Why isn't this NSFW?!?!?!?!?!?


Haycutter69

Is that a new feature to the Village? Ugh, I knew I should've Retired being an iron golem a long time ago.


SansyBoy14

Now I know what you're thinking. Oh no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen? Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story but basically I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on earth, fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things... didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction which led me all the way here into this cage...


Xramboi123

This is absolutely horrible, if you get annoyed by a villager, which, let's be honest, everyone can get annoying, but thats normal, if a villager annoys you, nicely let them know you're gonna take a nap, and come back when you're well rested, that's the nice thing to do, and exactly what someone with any common decency would do. But, what you 100% shouldn't do, ***IS FUCKING HANG HIM BY A CHAIN FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT ABOVE LAVA*** this is disgusting, and we must issue a rescue mission ASAP


Not-Normal-Robot

That guy will die


pufferfish42069

Nice


TheHiddenToad

The caption is wrong. That villager is actually a pillager in disguise, about to be executed by the local Iron Golem.


[deleted]

You disgust me


2339a

Disguises aren't even a thing in Minecraft ffs. You are supporting the villager genociders.