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EmmaTheFemma94

Hope you have the password written down on several places. Even outside your house! Maybe somewhere where no-one will ever look like a tattoo behind your balls just in case.


Seeders

Right in the gucci


moldyjellybean

Disable you messages because you’re are going to get a lot of scammers Also if you post these things have a throwaway account. OP please nuke this account and start another account.


what_is_blue

Hey its me ur cousin


xadamxful

We should go bowling


False_Ad5072

Niiico, cousin! Let’s go bowling!


Non_Silent_Observer

Sorry Roman, I’m in the middle of some shiiiiit. Another time cousin.


SpartanG087

5 minutes later.... RING. RING


JebusMaximus

Hey Cousin! Let‘s go bowling!


AgonyRanch

HAAAAAAYYYY ITS YA BOY BRUCE!!!


adioking

oh no, I forgot my wallet


garbage341

Dont worry, (begins to spread legs)


[deleted]

My wallet is in there?


SoloFunc

relax bro, it's all gucci.


LIQUIDSUN69

I seem to have lost my wallet, too. I might need to have a look in there with you.


yetareey

This comment goes crazy


Technical_Moose8478

And-a it’sa me, Mario


janitorjon

Bro it’s me yoshi! Hop on 😂😂😂


SubstantialFig2100

“All of a sudden, I’ve got 90-some cousins (hey it’s me)”


OwnZookeepergame8067

Unexpected Eminem.


Artarda

Hello cousin it is me, your brother’s uncle


halfasianprincess

Hi, my name is Lina. Is this Sharon? Oh I am so sorry, I must have the wrong person! I am from Singapore but currently living in Los Angeles. May I know your name? My hobbies include managing my investment portfolio, do you have WhatsApp?


AlfaKaren

Can you get me into that WhatsApp group?


----__----

I too in that group should be. Left passcode in laptop on other plane, please send new invite.


cyanight7

Thankfully Reddit doesn't allow you to type your password out in a comment: h*****2 You should try it out yourself!


JennItalia269

hungcock2 Edit: dang didn’t work 😕


TurdGobbler1

Close: hugecock2


SufficientRubs

Like this? Go Hunter2 your Hunter2ing Hunter


cyanight7

I can't see anything! (i'm not wearing my glasses)


Cakeisalyer

Didn't even think to DM them. Thanks for the idea!


TheBooneyBunes

Nah don’t fuck around with like asset inheritance like that some places will just forfeit your assets to the gubment, some states do have next of kin laws I’d write down on a paper your assets and how to access them and then hide it with your important docs for them to find in case something bad happens


fiealthyCulture

That's crazy to think tho how will someone find it if you pass? Who would find it is the better question because you'll have to tell them ahead of time.. and then they might use the information against you


Flyb0mb

I do tattoos for good prices. I'll do any area as well. Just let me know the pas...I mean tattoos you want and I'll make sure it'll be the most useless tat you have!


chev327fox

Taint text.


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Grundledger


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Da Goochi code


camander321

Eventually you'll have to convince someone to help you read it


[deleted]

Seriously this. My buddy died suddenly last week. He told me he gave his backups to another mate. He didnt. $200k that couldve gone to his sister is now basically burned…


Z3400

Sorry about your friend, but its possible he did share his backup with someone but that person is planning on keeping that info to themself.


[deleted]

Doubt it man. We’re all pretty gc people. Not impossible though. People get weird with large amounts of cash..


Ok_Swimmer634

Family will turn on family when an inheritance is involved.


ykoreaa

Yeah. I got nothing bc my family claimed I was mentally incapable of managing my own finances


Brad_theImpaler

They have a point.


jteprev

Yeah but look what sub you are on man so...


ablestarcher

Pretty baller move doubling down and hanging out here


Levalier

If the money moves out of his wallet then you'll know!


Z3400

I hope you are right but yea, sometimes people are really shitty when it comes to money/inheritance.


ApocalypticApples

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life is that people almost universally like money more than they like you.


benskinic

this deserves gold, but do I really like you that much?


Selling_real_estate

I know this first hand. One of my clients passed away, the next day four people in her condo building went into her unit, and cleaned it out. About 3 weeks before we set up a security system, because they were package and she thought that maybe they would break into her unit. Well they had video of the condo being cleaned out. Everybody who did it was sent a copy of the video and told to bring it back or they would file theft charges. Everything came back. That taught me a lesson to trust nobody and to take video pictures of everything you want to leave to people behind.


CasinoLand

I would send the copy of the video straight to the police.


[deleted]

Hopefully you know his wallet address so you can see the funds not moving…


[deleted]

I actually do as I sent him a shitty nft once - funeral was thursday so have to start doing some work to see if this can be solved soon…


tommyboy11011

I wonder how much bitcoin is inaccessible due to death or lost passwords.


Emotional_Routine963

30% of all bitcoins are lost forever due to lost thumb drives and passwords. It’s baked into the value.


Ilovekittens345

The first 40 000 blocks or so (the first 13 months of Bitcoin from jan 2009 to feb 2010) the diffuculty of all those blocks was 1. This pretty much means that outside of Satoshi Nakamoto there were barely any other computers mining Bitcoin, otherwise the algo would have upped the difficulty. (more guessing power leads to finding blocks faster than 10 minutes, which changes the difficulty to make the guessing range larger so that the time goes back to 10 minutes) Now between block 0 and block 40 000 some 1 million BTC have never moved, a good 60% of everything that was mined in those blocks. It's there for assumed that a good 4% of the supply belongs to Satoshi Nakamoto and might never ever move. If it ever starts moving, it will have a big effect on the market.


ccnnvaweueurf

I mined 2,500 doge coin in 2014 that was at time valued at 2.6c up to 25cents. Now worth $261. I mined that in one day of mining. Formatted hard drive. So if anyone made some money on doge coin your welcome I helped remove some from circulation.


Ilovekittens345

I mined BTC in 2011 with Nvidia hardware, which sucked at the time compared to mining with AMD. But mining all the time meant I could not play videogames. And it also made my room so incredibly warm. So I only mined solo for a week or so, never found a block. If I had extra money in those days I might have bought a decicated machine and placed it in a basement at my parents house or something. But alas, broke as fuck in those days. Really Bitcoin has never made a poor man become rich. It's only made the rich more rich, and the inbetweeners rich and the 90% losers paid for that with their impatience and their buying high and selling low. If you are really poor you can't afford to put any money in to crypto whatsover.


OreoSpamBurger

Like this poor guy: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/aug/02/man-hopes-ai-and-robot-dogs-will-help-recover-150m-in-bitcoin-from-landfill


WannaFIREinBE

That guys is always crying every rallies but never get back to the game. He would have sold after it 2x if he had access to his coins. He don’t trust Bitcoin can still go up, because he could still get back in but he doesn’t. If he’s not rich yet after having been in Bitcoin for so long and yet not being rich, I’m sure he’s just LARPing


Seeders

Sorry about your friend.


lloydeph6

Ugh this is sad. Are you sure there is nothing the sister can do to recover it?


cazzima

I’m watching peaky blinders for the first time and just saw an episode where they checked behind the guys balls for a tattoo 💀 hearing this twice in the course of 2 hours is wild


PointsOutTheUsername

That's the *first* place I'd look when trying to steal someone's password.


cnnrobrn

Is no one going to talk about the 13k OP has in Dogecoin?


Seeders

Bought $10k November 15th


Wilde_Cat

I turned $200 into $18k in less than 12 hours with Doge in 2021. Paper handed the entire ride. Sold and rebought about 10 times over those 12 hours. I did so good that the IRS sent me a bill for more than I made. 0/10 would do again.


RecipeNo101

I think my single best play was 3k in 10 minutes on Litecoin a few years back. I watched the order books get eaten though, poured everything I had on the exchange into it, watched it soar when no asks were left, and then dumped it all when it started crashing back down. The funniest thing was that I was at work and spent the rest of the day in a daze. Second best play was setting limit orders overnight, and waking up confused as to why I had an extra 8k in my account. Price crashed overnight, triggering buys, then exploded up, triggering sells. 1k/hr while asleep isn't half bad. I miss that crazy volatility.


RotrickP

I could read comments like this all day. The good times are why we're all still at the casino


officernasty13

Hahahaha jokes on you! I spent ~$400 when it was less than a penny and had like millions of tokens………I sold 2-3 months before it’s ATH where I would have been a millionaire. I held it for years and never thought it would go up then it got close to hitting $1


RollTide16-18

If only we could go back in time to before that SNL airing. Take me to 2020 so I can put a few thousand on Doge.


LucidFir

I... you're not actually joking are you? How did the tax play out?


dp98milo

I think there is a lot more to this story. You don’t pay more taxes than what you made.


tim3k

That's actually pretty easy if only your gains count, but not losses. Bought for 10k sold for 20k -> 10k gain Bought 20k sold for 5k Bought for 5k sold for 10k -> 5k gain Now you ended up with same 10k as at the beginning , but with taxes on 15k profit


whattheeffg

Maybe I’m regarded but…you should put your losses on your taxes then too. Am I learning?


SHTHAWK

>Maybe I’m regarded but…you should put your losses on your taxes then too. Am I learning yes, the logic behind their comment is likely them misinterpreting wash sale rules.


WaltKerman

Yes. But we can't expect the IRS to be able to figure out these complicated tax rules.


RSGoldPuts

Stick with btc but cash out dog


siccoblue

Are you joking me? I've held my 80 doge for like a year now and I'm up a fucking mint of $1.46


Hplayer18

Host a TED talk ?


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m0n3ym4n

It’s ok guys practically no one loses speculatively trading cryptocurrencies


Axle-f

Just found out one of my biggest shitcoin investment was abandoned. Technically a $2k loss but since I can’t even cash out due to zero liquidity I can pretend it’s just forever unrealised 🤡


Ok_Swimmer634

To the moon!


frumpydrangus

Elon pumps are 5-10%


M0t0rcycleEnthusiast

You should sell now so your wife and her boyfriend can claim their half. Edit: ex wife


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Nagemasu

> while this cunt pumps and dumps Goddamn whales out there pumping and dumping $410k making everyone else holding $20 loose their life savings I tell ya!


Seeders

😂


K3453R_S0Z3

You seem like a fiscally responsible bloke


AnotherThroneAway

Can't imagine why his wife left.


theBdub22

Probably because he wouldn't shut the fuck up about how amazing Bitcoin is.


lordsamadhi

That's usually how I get chicks. Chicks dig my Hard Money.


waigl

Well, he did say it was a YOLO play. Wouldn't recommend it anyway, but at least he knows...


Hatrick-Swayze

5 years. Don't fuck up your cold storage. GG.


FinnegansWakeWTF

100% he has it on robinhood


pennamewilly

Nah, thats a ledger live app. Hes got it in self custody.


fillymandee

But a little fun money in the hood


Seeders

Trezor


Artarda

I imagine if you make money on Robinhood they just take it from you.


WhatIamGonnaDo

last time i heard about robinhood, it was robinhood


Yaidenr

What’s this mean?


AlarmedSnek

A cold wallet is basically a hard drive or some other device that stores your coin, not connected to the internet. There was a good Dark Net Diaries podcast about a hacker who had been mining bitcoins since they started and he has $20M in bitcoin on a hard drive…in the evidence locker because he got popped for hacking and they kept everything. $20M just sitting there on a hard drive, in an evidence locker, and the feds have no idea. Edit: had no idea*. I’m sure they know now


Yaidenr

How do you know and the feds don’t?


HazeGrey

They know. But they know they probably can't touch it either. It's just a trophy at this point, unless they get really desperate for a rainy day fund.


what_is_blue

So does this mean that once the dude's out, he can get his money back? Hard time would probably feel less hard with a cool ten milly at the end of it.


AlarmedSnek

He’s already out. They won’t give it back to him because it has other evidence on it. This hacker was the one who leaked John Brennens credentials and a bunch of other FBI and Intel dudes to Wikileaks. He has told them that he will unlock the drive so they can get whatever evidence they need but they won’t play ball.


AlarmedSnek

Trophy is the perfect word for it, this hacker is the one who went after the intel agencies and leaked a bunch of their credentials to Wikileaks along with tons of other docs. He also went after the head of the CIA, hacked all of his shit, leaked his info and even called him on his personal phone haha. They aren’t giving that back to him ever


Hatrick-Swayze

He's gonna make it.


p4ttl1992

This is so regarded, I love it Good luck OP hope everything works out good for you, enjoy the bull run


The_BitCon

you did all that and only got 8 BTC.... truly regarded.


No-Tie-9499

Kinda crazy how much 8 btc is worth right now. The first time I ever heard of bitcoin was from it being the top searched word on Baidu and the price was about some $500 in 2013. Sadly I was in high school that time with a weekly allowance of $20.


Sillygoose_Milfbane

First time I heard about it it was worth just a fraction of a penny. I got stoked about trying out mining it, but my friends made fun of me for being excited about it and the community I was part of and based half of my personality on called it buttcoin, so as a self-conscious kiddo I abandoned the idea. Oof.


No-Tie-9499

How difficult was it to mine bitcoin at the time when it was worth a penny? How many btc would I get from running it on my laptop that can’t even get 32 fps on counter strike for 8 hrs every day?


eri-

Back in like 2010 I could mine quite a few BTC in a single day on a decidedly average pc, no gpu needed. In hindsight, A week of mining was more than enough to make one an extremely wealthy individual, down the line. Of course, barely any of us actually kept at it, we tried it out, forgot about it again and any mined coins got lost/sold . I actually got back into the scene a bit later, BTC had gone up to like 70$ then. I did buy some crypto then as an investment but money was tight so I decided BTC was too expensive for me. Biggest mistake I've ever made. Honestly , if my parents hadn't raised me to be as financially cautious as I am.. I would've been extremely wealthy by now. I've had the right ideas a few times over the past 2 decades but I could never pull the trigger due to that mindset. Damn you, overly financially conservative upbringing. At least I'm trying to avoid repeating the same mistake once again, I firmly believe quantum computing has all the potential to make early investors extremely wealthy.


PlutosGrasp

It doesn’t matter even if you did mine some. You would’ve sold them all early on as price went up. I know quite a few people that had thousands of bitcoin but sold at varying prices for huge returns but nothing in millions.


Seeders

EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION SATS


chemprof4real

Why did you quit your job though?


Seeders

Didnt want to go back to the office. Didnt like the owner of the company. Didnt like the software I worked on or the technology it was written with.


Sufficient-West-5456

Was it foxpro?


gergnerd

funny enough I once wrote crud controls for a company and named it faux pro...my boss was not amused


shot-by-ford

I did this and ended up selling 3.5 btc to make expenses I didn’t anticipate. Wish I just kept my job, I just started working again after 3 years. Still have ~10, never putting myself in a seller’s position again.


aShiftyLad

Almost a billionaire :)


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Seeders

Bitcoin are divisible (otherwise they would be useless). The current smallest unit of BTC are the "satoshi" or "sat". There are 100,000,000 sats in 1 BTC.


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quarantinemyasshole

OP sitting on half a mil and this sub is shitting on him while sipping on mtn dew and ramen.


Strange-Ingenuity832

Mtn lightning regard


PotatoWriter

hmm an aristocrat


Syntetic0

Of course he bought some hookers and coke first


UnboundMerk

Richest homeless man ever


[deleted]

Life savings + house sale + Bitcoin gains and now you’ve got a whopping 400k? Where was your house, Mogadishu?


lanchadecancha

You’re assuming he had a paid off house. He likely had an $800,000 house with $200,000 equity.


Seeders

~1.2 million house, owed 490k, got $310k after all was said and done. Bought the house for $582k in 2014.


Cnboxer

Losing compounding gains to taxes. Truly regarded.


LineAccomplished1115

Can exclude $250k of gains from tax as a single filer, $500k as a joint filer. Not sure how that shakes out when it's a divorcing couple/when they sold the house.


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KnikTheNife

Still owe $490k on a $582k loan after ten years of mortgage payments. Nice.


vemrion

Amortization is a bitch.


acog

For folks who might not know this aspect of mortgages, they're usually set up so the payment amount doesn't change month to month, but [early payments are almost entirely interest and very gradually they shift to less interest and more principal](https://assets.themortgagereports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/amortization_schedule_30year_fixed.gif). Thus 10 years into a 30 year loan very little principal has been paid. You can speed up the payoff of your loan by paying extra each month -- the excess amount goes entirely to reducing principal.


blorgenheim

People will just refinance over and over and not realize this. Just buy below your means and get a shorter term loan


JoeDirtTrenchCoat

yes let me speed up payments on my 2% loan 🙄


AtheIstan

This guy fucked


Seeders

*cough*divorce*cough*


Reasonable_Manner817

If he cashes out now maybe he can afford a townhouse with no front lawn


financialfreeabroad

A man with a plan.


[deleted]

I love bitcoin because of how ANGRY it makes people. If it crashes, everyone blows their pud just to tell you how dumb you are. When I goes up, first thing people say is “cash out now or else”. I’m holding until chezburger levels. It’s literally the only chance for idiots like me to ever own a house that doesn’t have wheels.


Bare425

You just made me understand why people buy into crypto.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I mean, it might never pay off and you might lose it all, but it's a helluva lot smarter than the collective billions that people spend on lotteries every year.


Themash360

It's why poor people gamble the most, if they win they could buy something they could never save for.


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skyhermit

Do you buy Bitcoin or avocado weekly?


bitcoin_avocado

I stopped eating avocado and used that money buy bitcoin.


GottaSaveThatMoney

https://preview.redd.it/wnheyi6y365c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7867d39dbfaae4554027f25ec736c99582f323ba


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theonlyepi

This gave me an audible chuckle lol. Anyone that ever tried to buy/trade/barter goods with btc feels this in the gonads. I want to make a purchase or xfer in btc? go ahead and add 25% onto your initial cost to cover fluctuation over your 1-3 day transfer. Some days I ended up on top with btc increases but mostly ended up on the shit end, spending upwards of 25% extra to cover conversions and price movement T\_T


AndyBonaseraSux

I recently bought a car with BTC. We agreed on a number of sats and I sent em.


Earthkilled

Just imagine when Bitcoin hits 100k


GrossFleshSack

In about 3 1/2 months?


vovr

Q11, 2021


Creamysense

This is how legends are born.


go-devils-go

This guy will fuck in 5 to 10 years


NiceAsset

Or equal chance be fucked (behind the Wendy’s)


butwhyyyyyyyyyyymeee

It's a win-win


[deleted]

use a cold wallet. this will age like fine wine in a few years.


Seeders

we chillin


insidermann

RemindMe! 5 years


Hank___Scorpio

Man, imagine not buying a whole coin in 2023.


Easy_Owl_1027

What could go wrong?


Seeders

One of the biggest exchanges could fail and we find out they financed their orgies in the Bahamas with customer funds.


Anon-Knee-Moose

Financing tropical orgies with embezzled funds actually legitimizes crypto as a part of the financial industry.


MexicanStanOff

This man Wall Streets.


jim_expo

Psht… like that will ever happen…


Lurk-Prowl

God speed, sir 🫡 See you in Valhalla


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Seeders

I never understood why. Wrench attack? Why is nobody wrench attacking everyone in their mansions and nice cars?


Mysterious-Emu-4503

FUCK YES


SargeMaximus

Legend


PolarBearLaFlare

Flex on that bitch 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


AspriationalAutist

I love it, but like - without a house or job, are you gonna slowly sell it off for living expenses? What's the plan between now and it mooning? Hopefully you have some fiat cushion so you're not having to whittle it down until price spikes?


Virtual_Let5559

You will be rewarded well.


SaariToTellYou

*regarded


Pretty-Mulberry-2463

Go get that Lambo money king


Expert_Ad1883

Bro is rich rn


drivenmusic

Motherfucker


[deleted]

If you're smart you'll cash out now and take your winnings. But you put your life savings into Bitcoin, so we already know you're not smart. Shits insane though. I put $2K into a Canadian Bitcoin ETF earlier in the year and I'm up 95% right now.


El_Savvy-Investor

this is r/wallstreetbets


Seeders

Do you know what the halving is?


siiiggghh

No you are gonna halve to tell me


keithkman

I have no idea why you are being downvoted. Bitcoin spot ETF Q1 24 and bitcoin halving Q2 24. HODL!


Knerd5

Selling now would be like selling at 12k a few years ago


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Wolfofwapst69

Love the cheeky doge hold


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

!remindme 6 months


royroyroypolly

I feel like bitcoin is one of those things where if you hold long enough, you'll make off with mad profit