Lol I remember I bought spy puts just for the lulz with my last 100 dollar. It was something crazy dumb for like .01.
The next day spy fell off a cliff. I made 1500 bux. I could made more but I was happy. Being dumb randomly sometimes pays off lol
hedge is the top of the bush blocking the wendy’s dumpster from view of the street. we all know what the hedge is. 
On Tuesday tesla will announce the numbers. Do you recommend to sell all the shorts before that on Tuesday? Or Wednesday morning? Or Wednesday before the market closes in the evening? Its all gamble of course, but somehow I trust your competence.
I don’t know anything other than that it’s down almost 50% over the past 4 months.
I would think Q1 is priced in already and Elon is gonna pull some shit out his ass tomorrow and it’s gonna bounce temporary
If you sell the options, you can get fucked hard. Especially if you do it on margin and/or naked.
If you just buy calls/puts you just buy a lotto ticket with whatever money you have.
Just to add for OP's benefit: you can sell calls and puts without margin if you do Cash Secured Puts (CSP) or Covered Calls (CC). These require you to set aside enough money to purchase the stock in cash your put gets exercised against you, or to own the stock to sell if your call gets exercised against you. No risk of infinite losses there, either. But it's expensive and lower return than selling on margin so you don't hear about it as often here.
search: how many narcotics did musk use on camera this week? remember for every line of krokdil he snorts on good morning america, the stock drops %10 
Woah my man slow down. It worked for you but it’s not always easy and magic like you seem to portray. u/norniron84 you should learn how options work if you are new to this, secondly don’t do any moves based on what a stranger is doing on the Internet, do your own research.
It’s not common sense for everyone. It worked for you with your PUTS because you got lucky, he might not get lucky like you and blow out his whole 200£.
I believe if he opened a robinhood account he knows about stocks. He most likely knows stocks go up and down. If you were to put in 200 in a place where you have little idea of you are ready to lose it (not saying he should) but you probably know going in to options with small account you gotta be brave
Opening a robinhood account is easy.
Understanding trading is far more complicated, yes stocks go up and down but not always and not in the timeframe you want it to. You gotta learn all that. Don’t assume stuff on this guy he might have just turned 18 and doesn’t know any better so he would listen to people like you.
I wish. Meanwhile $BBBY took me in the opposite direction, then I lost my job and now on the verge of going to court for my home and car. Investing is such a terrible gamble
What in the actual F\*K! According to the graph, it dipped from the $151, to, $75? Before moonshot to effing $5K!
Damn. Next time you get that itchy feeling, please DM me, I'll listen, and gamble $151 too!
Lol I remember I bought spy puts just for the lulz with my last 100 dollar. It was something crazy dumb for like .01. The next day spy fell off a cliff. I made 1500 bux. I could made more but I was happy. Being dumb randomly sometimes pays off lol
Jeah done the same bought 0,026 Spy Calls yesterday and sold today for 0,18
Well done regard . Buying calls or puts for Tesla earnings?
Puts 100%
What strike?
I was at 152 now rolled it to 125
You betting all your gains? Alright let’s turn our $5225 into $151 now . I’m in.
Whats the point of having gains if you dont lose it
Mah man! 😂 it’s about having more coins to keep the machine making sounds .
Im so mentally not ready for losing getting mad is fun when see money go up and down. Have you yelled to your robinhood and not get a response
I did, but I still got a letter from the feds 🤷🏻♂️
This guy gets it
This is the way 
But just to be safe, make sure you pull out $151, I mean you don't want to work at wendy's do you?
$151 is in a safe in my garage
This is the way haha But seriously, earnings are priced in. Only up from here. See ya at $151 again. Lil tip: hedge your puts regard.
even the top 1% most intelligent wsb members don't know what "hedge" means lol
Lmfao my bad Well then we are top level regards for knowing what hedge is 😂
hedge is the top of the bush blocking the wendy’s dumpster from view of the street. we all know what the hedge is. 
"most intelligent" and "wsb" DO NOT belong in the same sentence under any circumstances... especially "most" but especially "intelligent"....
Earnings are most definitely not priced in. 😂 watch this thing fall off a cliff at 9 pm tmr.
We will see fellow regard. Now flip the coin.
Indeed 😂🙌
welp. got wrecked today eh? haha
What’s your cost basis? Did you just roll them to 4/26 $125P today?
I just looked and the price has to drop 11% to break even. Are you thinking it will drop more than that?
Not sure but I bought those contracts for earnings I expect a easy 10% drop probably not more than 15% and will sell em before close on wednesday
Nice moves. Keep it up!
On Tuesday tesla will announce the numbers. Do you recommend to sell all the shorts before that on Tuesday? Or Wednesday morning? Or Wednesday before the market closes in the evening? Its all gamble of course, but somehow I trust your competence.
I am all in (all profits not hard work money) on until wednesday maybe before 10am V or before market close I am out
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I trust my gut 30% Sometimes it works
125p what expiration?
Friday
Those are up 90% today? Nice
Lost the profit lol
A WSB Story.
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I did it
….are you not worried about IV crush after earnings?
What expiry date ?
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125p 4/26 I wont sleep on em thru wed tho
I've got 139p 5/3. Tomorrow through Wednesday going to be a nail biter for me for sure
I too have 3x 139p 5/3. Rolled over from 1.5k profits I had with 3x 144p 4/26.
I know you're right but aren't we supposed to inverse on here
Well you can try that too one of us going to earn if you inverse
Im all in
Yep
You did what 90% of the people here are trying to do congrats
I have seen this before then comes the loss porn -10,000USD chart right after the spike.
I only go all in with profits if I lose it no big deal will do it again
this guy gets it 
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you went all in on 4/26 125p with all your profit... i hope it works out for you but holy jesus christ
Fuck gains dont care if it dont make me a millionaire
This dude stoically fucks
I respect it, it's only $151 of actual money that you put in so go big or go home
And you're gonna be a millionaire 💰
Im hoping
All you need is 30,000% gain on those contracts to hit a mil.
Gg
Well you definitely lost the profit 🤣
Dude! You’re gonna loose it all. Should have bought calls!
Either you know something that I don’t or you bought calls and trying to make your self feel better
I don’t know anything other than that it’s down almost 50% over the past 4 months. I would think Q1 is priced in already and Elon is gonna pull some shit out his ass tomorrow and it’s gonna bounce temporary
It’s just $3.6k, it’s not like he’ll be financially ruined and never recover.
jee..its down like 50%+ this year already.. youre asking for armageddon lol
TSLA went up on open this morning before coming back down, but you bought the puts this morning? Were you in and out right at open or something?
I basically rolled my contacts to $125 strike
Ouch! Sorry 😞 😔 😟
How the hell do you guys do it. I’m barely making $200 to $50 gains a week. I guess I don’t have the balls to go big….. Maybe.
Good enough?
Probably a straddle or strangle
Next post is going to be at $100k. Good job
Hopefully
Watching from Wendy’s
Buying or options? Positions?
Only tsla options
Elon printing lol, nice play
Share your secret mf
No secret, just be stupid with options
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Well done, I need to learn
Try to lose money first and build a strategy with it
realest shit on this entire subreddit
holy fuck actual genius
151€ I could afford to lose. Can options create more losses than initial investment?
If you sell the options, you can get fucked hard. Especially if you do it on margin and/or naked. If you just buy calls/puts you just buy a lotto ticket with whatever money you have.
I want to do exactly that
Just to add for OP's benefit: you can sell calls and puts without margin if you do Cash Secured Puts (CSP) or Covered Calls (CC). These require you to set aside enough money to purchase the stock in cash your put gets exercised against you, or to own the stock to sell if your call gets exercised against you. No risk of infinite losses there, either. But it's expensive and lower return than selling on margin so you don't hear about it as often here.
Any recommendation where to buy these lottery tickets?
No what you put in is whats max u can lose
Alrighty. I might become a reguard then
If you sell a naked call or use margin, otherwise no.
Most people here but won’t get approved to sell naked calls
because no one wants to see them naked 
Losers who are afraid to bet on the market probably deserve to be poor.
if its just a call or a put... no... if its something more complex...yes, study
Nice. I went opposite. 6k -> 200.
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if tsla keeps doing what its doing youll see me with a 95 corolla and 2 digits
I decided to join you on $125 Puts for Friday. No guts no glory.
Lol there killing the contracts I made $1200 after purchasing 125p now dropped to +$150 something lets see what will happen tomorrow
Same as the number of pokemons!
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Nicee
It had a comment lol. Excellent work, you're record is better than mine so far.
I hope you do better than me
Fuckthatshit, I hope we both slay! lol
Down to $3700 lol
$1 or $1 million, nothing in between lol
I dont know what I will do after Im done with tsla
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https://preview.redd.it/8zxa4kx7w4wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1071cf94af24a89249b4864bbff16732462eb398 teach me your ways motherfucker
That money you lost came to my account
Well done. This regard will be back to $151 in no time.
That’s easy try doing it backwards
Will do
Is it possible to learn this power?
First lose then gain then lose it again
Not from a regard
I gotta learn this shit. Where can I learn this shit????
Best way is to go on youtube start from beginning and don’t listen comments just look for news
What do you search for?
Watch this video and then look for news on what number to pick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRciBlaiCMU
Same
search: how many narcotics did musk use on camera this week? remember for every line of krokdil he snorts on good morning america, the stock drops %10 
Damn send me a $
Which app do you use for options?
Good job keep it up dawg
Hi OP fuck you ,that's all
Do it twice and you're billionaire
I need elons help
Next plays? You doing Tesla earnings?
Go OTM exp friday take profit on Wednesday before market close
play?
Tsla puts
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Go all in on exp friday tsla puts
Woah my man slow down. It worked for you but it’s not always easy and magic like you seem to portray. u/norniron84 you should learn how options work if you are new to this, secondly don’t do any moves based on what a stranger is doing on the Internet, do your own research.
100% true but its common sense so i just didnt want to point out the facts
You're just a rando if someone listens to you is up to them. I think your tsla put play is as sound as any.
It’s not common sense for everyone. It worked for you with your PUTS because you got lucky, he might not get lucky like you and blow out his whole 200£.
I believe if he opened a robinhood account he knows about stocks. He most likely knows stocks go up and down. If you were to put in 200 in a place where you have little idea of you are ready to lose it (not saying he should) but you probably know going in to options with small account you gotta be brave
Opening a robinhood account is easy. Understanding trading is far more complicated, yes stocks go up and down but not always and not in the timeframe you want it to. You gotta learn all that. Don’t assume stuff on this guy he might have just turned 18 and doesn’t know any better so he would listen to people like you.
Didnt thought about that you r right
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You can do it using Aries
This is amazing 😎 great job! What was the DTE?
What’s date contracts ?
Are these puts going to continue till the earnings?
Hopefully
What did you buy 3 months ago for $151
Wasnt 3 months ago 2-3 weeks agou bought tsla puts
What was striking price?2-3 weeks ago for 151 it’s very cheap
It was something stupid I need to look for it
I am not going anywhere,take your time
167.5 put exp 4/12 151 price
Congrats well done
Tell me yiu bought nvidia puts without telling me
I missed that one
Everybody saw that coming , easiest money ever
How much did you make?
Damn. I turned 5000 into 300 in the same time frame.
Thats the spirit rt!!!
!remind me 3 days
Post your fucking plays you dim wits.
My man's got into option 💪🤔
This man is the definition of putting your trust in god.
im tryna be like u ma boi
Watch me lose it all
Tmrw tsla put imma copy u
Bet you can’t do it again! (But I hope you succeed ❤️)
I hope you do better
How
I did the opposite with 8,000 to 450 🤗
Scared money don’t make money! Going all in tomorrow thanks to you!
This didn’t age well
This aged well
Hope you dumped this before today
Awwww buddy’s gonna be sitting on 0$😅
I wish. Meanwhile $BBBY took me in the opposite direction, then I lost my job and now on the verge of going to court for my home and car. Investing is such a terrible gamble
Don't blame $BBBY. Blame yourself. You made the decision. You will rise up from your situation. Keep ya head up
What in the actual F\*K! According to the graph, it dipped from the $151, to, $75? Before moonshot to effing $5K! Damn. Next time you get that itchy feeling, please DM me, I'll listen, and gamble $151 too!
Lol i sold it with profit go all in on tsla 125p exp on friday down to $3750 something will keep you updated
TSLA 4/26 125P is roughly $1.70 right? I'll gamble $170 on an option tomorrow, and we'll find out together.
1.71 currently
congrats and now you can fuck my wife...isn't that the type of shit yall say here?
Thank you for the offer not interested
Sir, this is a Wendy’s 
Lol now don't you just wish you spent $1000 instead?
You always wish you threw your whole net worth after a positive trade