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Ahh the ol' buy at the top, sell at the bottom strategy.

This is wsb. You mean buy at the top, expire at the bottom…

This guy fucks

"You know, I've been known to fuck myself"

does this actually work? I need to try

Yeah but 💎 🙌

Yeah but 🎰 💸

Theta gang is the only winner coming out on top

Yeah now everybody saying it was totally to be expected but let's remember that some posts speculated even 150 and got a lot of likes on this sub.

Listening to Reddit was a lesson that cost me $2000. A lesson learned.

It was cheap. listening to Reddit cost me $20,000 back in 2021

1000€ lesson learned

0$ Because I don't listen to what WSB says haha

Destined to be jerkin’ and suckin’ behind Wendy’s with that strategy

You guys are rich talking about losing 2k like this

i mean... it's an investing sub, ofc people has money over here. And here I am buying share scraps like 0.01 share per transaction

Lol that's a winning strategy.. "it got some likes on Reddit we're in bois!"

I was just pointing out the hypocrisy lmao but nevertheless despite reddit I still thought it was good buy that day and well I was simply wrong

yeah, but it has been going up like this since forever, how the fuck would someone expect the ride to end as soon as you jump in.

We are always mooning until we aren't 

A friend of mine advocated for this strategy: He believed you shouldn’t buy low because shares might dip further. Instead, buy high and expect the stocks to rise, but sell immediately if they start dipping.

Buy higher sell lower.  Got it.

Yes, there is a momentum to stocks, and that strategy has potential for quick scalping. A lot more reliant strategies involve averaging down on a stock with an overall upward trend and when it inverses enjoying the ride back up. Of course, there is the potential that it never goes back up, or you run out of capital before it does.

Are you talking about the swinging dick strategy?

Only if my testies get dipped. 

Have you introduced any pyramid schemes to said friend yet ? Seems like a missed opportunity if not

What's his success rate lol, just finding reliable stocks making new highs is hard enough

Hope OP lets us know when he sells so we can buy

And just think you could have gotten fucked by a super model for that much money, maybe do that next time OP 

FACTS 6k buys a pretty fun night

or 6 medium fun girls for a few hours if you feel greedy..

Or you can visit the hoe from the train station 500 times

He could lease her for a decade at this price lol

Better deal than marriage with an average wife

Yeah you don’t have to talk to her ever or buy her things… set price for a set service… 🤔 don’t let my wife see this 😭

Make a service agreement with her

I think this why all of your wives have boyfriends?

And you think yours doesn't? 🤔

Diversification is for losers

You have to diversify your hoe's tho

🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

For that money I would say a few days :)

Where the fuck people be finding super models to fuck?

Sliding into Instagram DMs

I guess that makes sense lol

Yeah models love it when you message them offering them money for sex!!

I wish people would go in my DM’s offering money for sex :(

I know right?, start an onlyfans page and have random women begging to suck ya behind wendys for a Dave's double burger. Men gotta do all this stupid gambling and working and investing garbage.

Oh, they're definitely out there. What do you think Instagram is? They get flown everywhere then claim to be travel bloggers, always alone.

holy shit I never made the connection

Fashions shows. Go in and throw money around. Now of days, its instagram. Instagram is basically a pimp.

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Calls on flights to Germany

is this even real lmao

I guess it is. In porn lol


I only charge 20 behind wendys

fancy bitch, I wouldn't pay more then 5 

And on top of that op is a europoor  well, op, for your sake, I hope you print (Also I have leaps so for my sake too)

Should’ve just bet on Spain winning all ⚽️ games and would’ve made more money.

Our win chances are fucking limited because they fear we uninstall the app 

OP could have been with Heidi Klum?

I think she is over 50 and also not really into modelling anymore..

Where would one hire such a supermodel?

Dude this is some hard hitting info . You’re gunna make the guy jump lol

nah OP still has 2k left, that buys a lot of fun in Germany..

Get margin or some sort of bank loan and buy more calls 

Already at the limit off all my credit cards and bank accounts… yes im retarted

what kinda debt are we talking op? I need to rub one out thanks Edit: looked at OP’s profile because this is all just hilarious (I feel bad though for op and genuinely hope he gets a win), but like GUUHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/05jgkpz5w58d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb94b490912120a07f743ba4ed80e313a5290bb


And his previous post is about nvda option going green. Lol.

bro he is doing fairly well actually, let him cook.

The kitchen is on fire but ok 

You wanted to say reGarded* Anyways, that's crazy, why would you all-in on that, including credit cards and bank loans?

recipe for getting fucked.

$150 strike is straight delusion. You couldn't possibly make any money on this unless you were scalping intraday. Why did you go into the weekend without cutting your losses?

You’re asking a guy why he didn’t cut his losses with these strike prices?

Imagine believing they would add half a trillion or more in value in a single week... And even if they do, the call is still worth exactly $0 by Friday. Unreal.

Damn that’s crazy as fuck to look at it like that 😂

Probably the same thought process I have regarding my 7/5 calls. That I can at least mitigate my losses. At least my strike price is 135 and not 150 Jesus.

I have 125 July monthly and Just exercised 119 June. 150 is for bozos

Dude im down 90% i rather let it run and hope 🙏🏼

this is going to zero. is the money you have left really worth the expensive day dream?

never say never. They are announcing sentient GPUs that can bend black holes TOMORROW

There was a chance until you posted your positions, it's over now

bro let big stock saw it 

I have 136's for next week and I'm going to lower that strike on Monday. 136 is probably too optimistic. OP is so fucked.

Chill I already lost $5k last week. It will be easier once you get to the acceptance phase

There will be moments where you seethe.

Last time NVDA fell like this, it was a 2.5 month journey to recovery. Good luck.

It hasn’t fallen that hard yet

an 8% fall in price while holding a call is pretty brutal

No I meant nvda hasn’t retraced as hard as it did a few months ago

> nvda hasn’t retraced as hard as it did a few months ago ... *yet*

If you hold weeklies yes. I bought leaps some weeks ago, sold at 131, bought back in once the level stabilized and I‘m still green overall.

I think it’s a sizable drop bud. High of 1407.6 to close at 1265.7. Almost like the drop back in early March at 974

Ah yes the last time I bought nvda calls. March, great times

The same witching event and blackout period in march and happening now in June.

I ‘member that. Painful.

Exactly. That 940-780 drop in a day was ~25% (similar to how my credit score occasionally drops after regarded behavior). Since thu’s early morning highs, it has fallen what 12%? Less?


More like one month. On April 22 it hit 780 from previous ATH at 958. On May 23 after the earnings call it was at 1020. This time it dropped from ATH 139.80 to 127.12 It would take two good days to be back up at previous level. That‘s one announcement that it‘s gonna be added to DJIA or Jensen signing some milkers. Obviously that‘s unless it drops any further which is also absolutely possible.

it is over dude.

This sub is wild. Buy puts and lose money - what a dumbass. Nvidia never goes down. Get the fuck out of here bear Buys calls and lose money - way to buy the top dumbass. Nice buy high sell low play loser.

Trust me we’re dumbasses for just having a trading account. Mega regards.

What if thinking calls that require a 500 billion dollar increase in market cap to get in the money is a bad bet, and that fighting against an upwards trend is a bad bet, are not mutually exclusive ideas?? ... Plus I feel like most people took the "its going to run until the split and then it probably will stagnate or drop" view but that's just anecdotal.

..And I will have it no other way.

Welcome to wsb. Either side and you fukt.

You belong here

OP is likely coming from /r/mauerstrassenwetten

Always buy high sell low. Great strategy

Same...except I'm down $70k. I got it way too late and too high.

I feel you bro - stay strong 💪🏼

Did you go all in when it hit 141?

Pretty much. Averaged down to just under $140, but I just assumed we'd go up from there. Had played with it at $120, and watched it jump to $125, then $130, and $135. Didn't stop to think about other factors. Thought I'd jump in and out. So much for that.

If you got shares, no worries, time is on your side. If you got options, good luck!

The current price is $126. It will not reach $150 in 5 days.

What are you some kind of hater? I'm predicting $190 by Friday!!!

Yes it will. We only need Papa Jensen to announce another 1:2 split. Lmao

It'll get pumped again next week back to the mid 130's. Too many calls being bought

I hope so. I just need it to hit 132-133 to break even.

Itll pump to $135 sooner than you think Bofa just put a price target of $150 out.

Bofa my nutsacks 

Well played

You have two sacks? Might wanna get that checked out!

One nuts while the other is in it's refractory period. This way I can jork it all day long. Keep up

Yes, too many calls bought. Another sign it’s going down next week. 😂🤣🤣

Dude buy the actual stock The fuck is wrong with you guys

This is wall street bets, not investing. That's what this sub is for. (Not that I disagree. I got both stock and calls)

Seems like everybody is prepping for a rally next. Puts it is.

Welcome to my side. Well my side right now. I play both sides depending on how the charts read. If not sure, I buy notta.

Dude, rip, gonna take a while to repay all the credit cards. Should have bought options that don't expire... might have been able to recover some day, but putting that amount in options that expire soon is just as stupid as buying calls at the ATH. Good luck. I'd buy 99 puts

I’ve got 132 and 138 calls and I’m pretty sure I’m toast. 150 is almost certainly not happening. I’ll suck off cramers horse live on tv if I’m wrong.

Vielleicht auf Deutsch... Sie sind fuk.

What strike did you get for the calls?

I was looking for the same info and he says 150

Ok, 150 is very optimistic

….*very*

They all seem to act like this right before the moonshot. Moonshot next week before Fridays close. I can feel it. " TRUST ME "

Fortunately for you, it’s probably gonna rally. Reasons: •XLK reallocation •NVDA annual event •MU ER and they have a contract to provide Nvidia with chips….

inb4 priced in

I pray you are right.

Here I’m worried about my 129C 

holy shit that’s an angry looking language, you guys ever start any wars?

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Jensen surprise visit to China!!!

Prepare ur Uranus

I’ve been holding for 3 years and sold on Friday am. I guess you’re holding my bag.

$150 call is wild, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Maybe if u were itm u could of made it back

150 call rofl

Everyone is fucked if it doesn't it's taking SPY down with it

Now I'm thinking I need to dump my 149 calls for August 16 while I'm still in the green

Yep! Take the profit. You can always get back in, but you can’t always get back out without losing money.

Why are so many of you such degenerate gamblers? If you had made money on this trade, you’ll squander it on your next. This type of trading over time ends sadly, every single time

If I understand this right, you bought 150c expiring friday, two days ago (thursday) when nvidia was ~130ish. OP you are dumb as fuck, you were never going to make money with this play even if nvidia didn't tank again on friday. Get out while you still have any money and stop playing with options.

You’re fucked regardless because you’re an idiot

Hang in there. It's only natural for ANY stock to go up by 20% in a week.

Sell em first thing monday , then rethink your life choices . But if you really want to wait for miracle by Friday up to you

Nvidia will be taking a nap for a bit imo

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Lmao, how heavy are your bags? 

heavy

I figured an account named “sup” has to created very early on but I didn’t think it would be 18 years wow

I bet it's heavierthanmyballs 

Yea, 99 puts Dec 24

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Good it's a bubble many people will get burnt. It's just history repeating itself people don't learn

Based on the open interest on calls, a lot of people will get burnt

Same lol

Good. All is right with the world.

This is wallstreetbets, you're maybe fucked either way sooner or later. But yeah I feel you. I just need a 1 good hit and then I'll have learned my lesson

thetagang got you good

Don't worry OP. It's your first option right, according to your previous post? First time is always free so you will be fine. Lmao

When I see new WSB regards coming in putting their life savings into calls and my friend who thinks that being worth more than Apple and Microsoft is still “undervalued”, I know for a fact that the top is in. I’ll be buying puts now.

Hah I just bought both pits and calls. Now I can only win

RSI finally below 70 again & downward trend on MACD. Doesn’t look good for the next month is my bet.

I sewer people think this craps or something. Like pay attention to the market folks

Learn to sell cash-secured puts instead of buying calls.

Or sell covered calls

I hear ya. I need to get over $136 for my 6/28 calls to be profitable. Good luck!

Bros pressed over 7k.

Buy lube as a hedge.

Don't sell, you'll be fine

Aren't we all?

Don’t worry nvidia rally’s every week

Two days ago “free money! Anyone who isn’t buying calls is an idiot right now”

Tuesday your prayers will be answered

Buying same call but for following Monday after your calls expire worthless 😂😂

Your only hope is shareholder meeting hype

RIP OP. Well, at least https://wendys-careers.com/ is open for hiring tho lol

Bro. Ich war und bin bei -5k….

Nvidia is down 6% right now, someone check on OP

Waiting for the loss porn

Does anyone realize the actual size and impact NVDA has globally? Park it, sit... check back every 6 months. This is a long play.

Timing is everything, I’m thinking they push it down to $100 but I’m just a chad