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FortunaCrypto

I died of laughter when I saw some dudes comment; “In space nobody can hear you whistle blow” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mjzimmer88

This guy's dying (of laughter) and it's ultimately ALL BOEING'S FAULT! ...Puts?


FortunaCrypto

You fool, puts!? You want to wake up dead? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mjzimmer88

Good gosh what was I thinking? TO THE ~~MOON~~ ISS! ...never to return


Arkansasmyundies

Help stepbro. I’m stuck in space.


Beautiful-Ad-4141

How the hell do you wake up dead?!?


FortunaCrypto

Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.


Beautiful-Ad-4141

So you telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?


FortunaCrypto

You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant.


Byebyemeow

No it wouldn't cuz you can go to bed and not be dead and you can die but not be in a bed


oopls

Time for a rebrand. Boeing is now Gnieob. Wait that's too similar. Boeing is now SpaceY. Y go with SpaceX when we are more better?


Winter2928

If it was mine the worst bit is I got 5 karma and you got nearly 500 lol


Unknownirish

Internet if there is one thing you are good it's finding that comment and sharing that hyperlink. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Master_Mix_4848

They’re not stranded. ever seen red bull, they just gotta parachute down.


babypho

Boeing is about the break some world record for throwing whistleblowers out of the 138,944th floor.


Jadadakid

Like the one time in Star Trek the movie


lancevancelives

Red bull gives you wings not parachutes Wings and palpitations 


swohio

I'm not sure their suits are rated for re-entry speeds...


FarleShadow

It's not the speed that kills you. It's the massive amount of air rushing past your suit that heats you up to the point your suit starts melting off that kills you.


Jorel_Antonius

Dude! That video is absolutely insane.


bob-butspelledCock

Isn’t that a drink tho?


NRA-4-EVER

See, no big deal. Everything gets sticky when whistle-blower blood gets spilled on it.


ScipioAtTheGate

[Surprised that they didn't pack the rocket ship full of whistleblowers and let it blow up on the launch pad](https://youtu.be/MC0K3muUJp0?t=557)


TheMathelm

[Boeing celebrating the 4th of July](https://youtu.be/fct2NwXI30w)


Anome69

If Boeing can't be trusted with airplanes, how the FUCK did anyone trust them with a spaceship? Begging for failure.


Gohanto

When you have the lobbying budget of a small country…


dr4mk

Nasa says they don’t want spacex to have the monopoly so they want to diversify, I call BS, it’s the lobby that is too strong


99landydisco

Part that is leaking is on a service module(trunk) of the craft and is intended to burn up on reentry. I also believe that service module is built by L3 Harris not Boeing but I could be wrong. There is no actual threat of the astronauts being stranded or to their ability to return to earth safely(at least regarding the leak that is currently delaying their departure). They are extending the trip so they can figure out what the root cause is so they can perform corrective actions to prevent this on future flights. Nasa is very heavily involved in validating the engineering that goes into any commercial craft that they put their astronauts on. That approval process can even go down to the very individual components that may have non-conformance from the suppliers.


prettyboiclique

I mean, the OFT had two critical software errors in it that would have lead to the destruction of the capsule. One of them involved the docking procedure with the ISS, potentially damaging it as well. This is on top of one of the parachutes failing to deploy on descent. They also had 12 thruster failures and 2 OMACS failures on OFT-2. So at this point, it's inexcusable to have moisture intrusion and chamber pressure failures through two flights, and then shrug and say "that's weird" and then crew the capsule. But whatever, NASA's shortsighted two vehicle strategy cannot be stopped now.


dhdjdidnY

NASAs two ship strategy is genius. Without it we would have just an even shittier Boeing vehicle at higher cost


prettyboiclique

Dragon 2 was cheaper, faster, and as of this post far more reliable. The selection of Starliner for CCP given literally double the budget than Dragon 2 was the reason that Dream Chaser/Sierra Nevada contested the selection in court. It's only because of Boeings/ULA's pull that they got selected over Dream Chaser, which had far more novel and scientific value than just another capsule. Dragon 2 despite having off the top of my head, 9 more missions added to their contract, has only just taken over the original Boeing bid cost of 4.2 bill. So Boeing probably still made money off this fuckfest.


VolkspanzerIsME

I'm sure they would've packed a hammer to deal with the valve but NASA didn't want to pony up the extra 17 mil.


Greensentry

I also blame NASA. They should know that Boeing always has quality issues. They should at least have a plan B and a plan C when using Boeing as a contractor.


VolkspanzerIsME

Boeing is the plan B. They wanted an alternative to Dragon because NASA loves redundancy. Props to Boeing tho on single handedly screwing the pooch on the entire US aviation industry. It's like, only our second or third biggest export. Gunna take a while to wash the Boeing stink off of everything else.


dryphtyr

Crew Dragon was plan B. It was a high risk venture with an unproven company. Starliner was supposed to have been the safe bet.


VolkspanzerIsME

And this kids, is why you always hedge your bets.


ClearlyCylindrical

Tbf SpaceX were always going to be the low risk option, just the folks at nasa didn't realize. They were already resupplying the space station at the time the contract was awarded.


Busy-Invite-9144

That’s such a brain dead take. Even if you dickride for Elon and his ventures (which I admit I kind of do myself) the low risk option will never be the unproven, new choice. Low risk requires at least some degree of certainty. SpaceX was founded in 2002. Boeing in 1916. Even if SpaceX launched an orbital rocket first, big money will always side with a proven record over a possible potential. If we ignore how Boeing has absolutely shit the bed in 23/24, sentiment for the company and its possibilities was drastically different even just three years ago. Elon Musk companies are like the lotto yolo of WSB. 90% of the time it’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225) but that other 10% is that 15 bagger that makes you feel like a god. I think SpaceX had a higher potential than Boeing, but if we went to 2016 and you asked me who would be able to reliably put me in Space, it wouldn’t be SpaceX. If you asked me out of Boeing and SpaceX who would take me to Mars first, it would be SpaceX. Does that make sense? Also I’m not trying to sound like a super asshole. I know it came off poorly. I’m drunk.


ClearlyCylindrical

SpaceX had a working resupply vessel and launch vehicle, Boeing didn't have a working capsule (and still arguably don't) and look how it panned out. SpaceX absolutely destroyed Boeing


Busy-Invite-9144

Yes dude I understand all of that and I agree. But if you were a government and you had two companies in front of you, and one was recently founded and the other has a century of aerospace travel experience and success, who is the safer bet? I bet on SpaceX to take me to Alpha Centauri before Boeing could take me to Pluto. But if we are gonna go back a decade and pretend we are NASA and you’re supposed to be the big man in charge and making all the decisions…are you truly gonna gamble on the potential over SpaceX over a proven commodity? Yes you may be right with your prediction but when it comes to billions of dollars, the US government isn’t buying lottery tickets. It’s investing in the most stable, consistently producing product. I feel like you’ve missed the point of my post.


JimboTheSimpleton

Unproven is better than known to be shitty. The military actually likes to help start-ups so they can have some other alternatives to the usual suspects.


dryphtyr

The contracts were signed long before it was known what Boeing had become.


Busy-Invite-9144

Boeing hasn’t always been seen as a bad company. Prior to the merger in 1997 with McDonnell Douglas it was seen as a very good and high quality company.


Laxman259

That was like 30 years afo


ClearlyCylindrical

Nah, Boeing were the plan A. Plan B succeeded 4 years ago and has flown many missions since.


VolkspanzerIsME

They may have started as plan A but sure af ain't plan A anymore.


interstellar-dust

So the plan C is to send a crew dragon to bring back the stuck astronauts. I wonder what’s the lead time to prepare and launch that. Oh and also to burn up this turdliner in re-entry.


Vurt__Konnegut

Starliner is also Plan A for going back to the moon. Dragon isn’t designed for it.


VolkspanzerIsME

That is true. I guess the moon landing is going to get pushed back.


TurtsMacGurts

They do but Boeing gets a free pass as they’re critical to the MIC


Equal-Cod4630

If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going, to space


Jadadakid

Didn’t you see Armageddon you give them to much credit


Jadadakid

Elon is gonna have to go save them


Drjakeadelic

This is my problem with commercial crew. NASAs giving away control of their biggest projects while still taking public blame for their failures. It’s a recipe for failures in space and future lack of funding.


miketdavis

The real crime here is giving them such a small budget and being surprised by their challenges. Politicians are spineless. 


Drjakeadelic

Boeing wrote the proposal promising they could accomplish everything under the proposed amount. That’s how government contracts work.


STONKvsTITS

Wasn't this anticipated when it was Boeing?


PeacefulGopher

Probably should have left out some of the bolts holding the valve together. You know, like they do on their fast opening doors….


trutheality

I mean, they're not stuck, they can always take a Dragon or a Soyuz capsule down. But yes, Boeing can't seem to stop fucking up.


fardough

We are looking at a speed run to destroy a 100 year old company. But don’t worry, they are getting into submarines so that should go well.


ZeFR01

Titanic visit test first 


cshotton

No they can't. Those capsules support the long duration crew already on orbit. You'd be stranding at least 3 crew members on station if the Starliner crew returns in one of the other capsules.


trutheality

Dragon can take 7, no? That's technically enough for a full evacuation.


cshotton

Nope. They only fly them with 4 seats now I think, because the orientation of the others wasn't good for reentry g forces. Even so, they don't have suits or seats for them. They'd have to be strapped to the floor and hope for the best. And who knows what that does to the capsule balance for reentry? It's really not a solution unless it was a dire emergency.


Say_no_to_doritos

Like otherwise being stranded in space? Lol


NeedleworkerCrafty17

No worries, Dave Calhoun will take full responsibility while he’s collecting his 50 million a year


ulumulu23

will probably turn into the most expensive 4th July fireworks in history ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


retep13579

Spacex to the rescue?


You-Asked-Me

Boeing would let everyone on the ISS die before a SpacesX rescue. I'm sure their PR the simulation and it would be less of a disaster than being rescued by that douche Elon.


Venusflytraphands

I’m pretty sure you’re absolutely correct on Boeing letting it be a catastrophic disaster. like Elon or not, he has built something impressive with space X and it would be wild to see his group save the astronauts.


Finalshock

No respect for Gwynneth shotwell? The woman who did most of the work actually building the company?


cowkowsky

nah he didn't, Gwynne Shotwell is the reason SpaceX is shooting so well


cshotton

This is the absolute truth. But it hurts all the incel fanboys to hear that a woman is making SpaceX operations a success and not their idol.


roflulz

didnt he hire her just like how all leaders build a company?


cowkowsky

Ok and? Him hiring her allows him to claim all her achievements for himself? Sure thing bro


RockyattheTop

Not disagreeing that Space X has been impressive, but did Elon actually build it or did he just do the Tesla playbook of buying an existing company and then claiming you built everything.


Venusflytraphands

I’m positive Elon didn’t build space x and Tesla himself but without him there probably wouldn’t be the two. I’m pretty sure he is just one link in the chain that seems to be working. He’s a wild guy but he seems to have the abilities to put the right things in place and yes marketing is a part of that. I have a friend who applied for space x to be a welding inspector. He said that the interview process was great and that they definitely don’t just want experience but creativity and people who think outside the box. It’s my opinion that culture starts at the top. Look at Boeing. Their culture has gone to shit and now they have what appears to be a coat hanger abortion for a space program.


07bot4life

Maybe his DJ Khaled.


isaidbeaverpelts

I’m sure you’d be the first to shit on Elon if SpaceX had failed. You own a company and it succeeds, you get the credit. It fails, it’s on you. It’s that simple.


oultimobuilder

Doesn't matter, hate on Elon all you want. Without him no one would know of Tesla.


RockyattheTop

I mean I’ll give him credit for doing the great marketing and pr work, but that’s to be expected from a grifter. They usually are really good at marketing themselves


CUbuffGuy

Great marketing and pr sounds like a lot of work. Doesn’t a grifter take credit from others without contributing anything themselves?


Gtaglitchbuddy

He normally takes credit for the engineering accomplishments of his companies, and acts like he was there hashing out details, talking to engineers who worked there that couldn't be further from the truth lol


NickoBicko

Bro who is complaining? Tesla stock has done insanely well. They built a great product overall. Tesla has 10x the market cap of the second biggest US car company. And more market cap than ALL other U.S. car companies combined. They have double the market cap of the second largest car company in the world. And you guys still crying about Elon?


Rare_Polnareff

When he bought tesla they didnt have shit for a product


ThisFreaknGuy

Nasa decides


You-Asked-Me

While I realize that NASA and Roscosmos, (probably to a lesser extend based on their history), will not actually let people become stranded and die, I DO believe that Boeing will kick this can down the road as long as possible, saying how everything is great, and failures are actually successes, because they learned so much from them, and we will be ready to go in no time, even if it it is all bullshit.


LordDarthRasta

Are any of the astronauts whistleblowers? This might have been the plan all along.


GeniusEE

meh...Musk will rescue them just like he did with the Thai cave kids.


Vurt__Konnegut

lol he can call all the Boeing engineers pedos on Xitter


patricio87

I called this months ago. Even the best engineers run into issues like loose panels on spacecrafts. Trusting boeing to make an aircraft was a huge mistake risk by these astronauts.


young_mummy

Woah Nostradamus over here with the hot take that literally everyone made


patricio87

Actually people were saying to buy calls cause they were launching a shuttle but nice try


young_mummy

Buddy this sub is full of morons. Every single layman on earth for the last 3 months has been ridiculing Boeing and saying this was going to happen. People are literally avoiding flights on Boeing planes. This was not the call you think it was.


FutureMartian97

They're not stuck. They could bring them back now if they wanted. Starliner could stay at the ISS for 45 days on this mission. They are taking additional time to look at the data to try and understand the problems. There's plenty of margin left on this vehicle, and I'm sick of seeing all these headlines saying they're "stuck"


bluePostItNote

They launched with these known issues


FutureMartian97

Starliner had a known helium leak, yes. Both NASA and Boeing determined it was safe to fly given the leak rate as this is a test flight and not a full operational 6 month crew rotation mission. Even with the additional leaks that have popped the vehicle is not in any immediate danger and is why they are taking additional time to study it instead of having them return ASAP


HighCirrus

Does the "Lemon Law" apply to spacecrafts?


MajesticNectarine204

Ok, which one of you fucko's got hired by Boeing in the last year? I know you're in here, regard.


CaffeinatedAnimal

I believe it just needed a little “Hawk Tuah”


DancesWithHoofs

“I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.”


CivQhore

At this point Boeing needs to have anyone who isnt an engineer fired from its management teams.


shastabh

The funny part in all this is that one of the key benefits of spacex is that they cut all the red tape around parts. Spacex doesn’t spend $700 on a hammer unless they need it. They don’t have sticky valves.


4barrelldarrell

So they are stuck in Florida? 🤔


mac-dreidel

So are we all buying more BA?


BillSmith369

I'm going to wait until it actually blows up and then buy.


mac-dreidel

It dropped nearly 100 points...is up a little and prob buy more...their contracts and government shielding seem solid.


mac-dreidel

It dropped nearly 100 points...is up a little and prob buy more...their contracts and government shielding seem solid.


BFox1982

Wife's boyfriend hates it when I give her a sticky valve.


nadav183

These astronauts probably read some internal papers.


Overall-Bug1169

An established aerospace firm, Boeing, got embarrassed by a start up, SpaceX. Basically it looks like Boeing (after the mcdonnel-douglas purchase) decided that they owned the market and didn't bother with any sort of quality management.


Pin_ups

Should've stayed with spaceX, you do not want your stuff Boeing out of existence.


Sharaku_US

So SpaceX Dragon to the rescue?


idontknowwhatever58

Calls on BA?


klone_free

They've been jammed


WWYDWYOWAPL

There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!!


ImportantTie3719

DIE hiring


Jorel_Antonius

Can we all agree that despite elons bull shit space X > boeing?


[deleted]

Sounds like they need to hire some new interns. Someone forgot the WD-40.


Greedy_Camp_5561

It's true that "things work differently in the absence of gravity", but this condition couldn't have been that much of a surprise in a spacecraft, right...?


KDestroyer9

boeing why are you so magically imcompetant


jacob1981

Indian supplier again. JPM and other big firms really like outsourcing to India. Let Boeing be the lesson.


Fifteen_inches

As it turns out privatizing space travel was a bad idea


bluePostItNote

Perhaps the worst take in this entire thread.