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FormerHandsomeGuy

My new pick from yesterday Silvergate capital Banking and loan services company that focuses on ShitKoink 52 week low was 56 Took up some July 15 p for 45 yesterday


resto_manager

You think there is still meat on the bone?


FormerHandsomeGuy

Meh..why not Made a killing on Mara Let's see what I can get out of this


resto_manager

Im in


emeraldream

What strike? 15p?


FormerHandsomeGuy

45


emeraldream

Ty


LHeureux

Ooh thanks for the heads up. The greeks looks great on these puts. Not expensive for a good potential return


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You bought 15p???


LHeureux

I think he means July 15 45p lol


[deleted]

Hahaha, yeah makes sense


FormerHandsomeGuy

👆


[deleted]

This is so lol, interviewer being trolled so hard https://www.instagram.com/reel/CeHKdUAKYs7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


ComplexLook7

Fewtes not looking very erect.


LHeureux

Rebought put on COIN after good profits on the 60 puts. Now got 50p. Also puts on LWLG are printing cause that shit has no revenue with a half a billion market cap and 19 employees? Lol Gonna buy Calls on CXM for earnings. These cloud applications seem to be having good upside movements on their earnings recently


ComplexLook7

**IF** the major doubloon exchanges start failing those pewtes could be big money.


LHeureux

Ya the 60p were for June 24 so I sold these at nearly 100% profits. I knew cryptponzis were going to be the #1 things sold in a recession to provide liquidity for actual important irl financial assets. Now I got COIN 50p for July 08. Since the PPI and FED rates are coming up we'll see how markets react. IMO, 20 or so days is plenty enough time for us to see if Te ther actually holds up and other stable doubloons


SuicidalInsanity

MSTR just mining and mining and not selling is like VALE making piling all their iron ore up in a mountain in the desert instead of selling it. Not a good business model. Or somebody buying up all the uranium or gold or silver and locking it in a vault. Hmmmmmmm .....


alfapredator

MSTR doesn't mine does it? only MARA RIOT etc. do


SuicidalInsanity

Oh for some reason I thought they had a warehouse full of miners. So all they do is take investors money and use it to buy on the open market and sit on it? Why would anybody invest in them instead of buying themselves if that is the case?


[deleted]

Because it’s not their focus as a company? It’s just the CEOs side project lol.


SuicidalInsanity

So its like TSLA buying some or PLTR buying gold? Just a gimmic to attract attention. Lol.


[deleted]

Yeah. Or PLTR buying gold which is more apt. Go onto MSFTs website to see what service they sell


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alfapredator

fair value of chinese stocks is zero. you don't own the company.


emeraldream

Time for baba puts if it takes off again


Kriegprojekt

This 100%


paragonfishhead

I've never even thought of it like this


willyourather

At least til these crackdowns


cutiesarustimes2

FITCH RATINGS CUTS CHINA 2022 GDP FORECAST TO 3.7% FROM 4.3%. Rip es


paragonfishhead

Supposedly Binance is liquidating margin accounts


alfapredator

if you're an exchange and still letting people do 100x leverage positions in this volatile environment you're asking for trouble


Fermi-Diracs

Completely agree


paragonfishhead

you're not wrong my friend


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Flair checks out


Sapere_aude75

TQQQ be like what's covid I'm back in January 2020. If that shit survives this recession I'm gonna pick that knife up after it hits the floor.


alfapredator

i dont think these 3x leveraged dogshit etfs will do well this decade. volatility will eat away their gains. we had a very benign decade due to low inflation and the Fed put. I would accept 1.5x leverage on the Qs and nothing more


paragonfishhead

I remember reading some study that posited that the ideal form of leverage is 2.73x, which is why most of the big leveraged indexes use 3x (but yeah obviously in the coming circumstances even that is going to be too much)


TheCatnamedMittens

But only will volatility eat it but so will borrowing costs through interest rates going up.


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Sqqq is a party rn


OnlyHumean

Wow, Tank Seng went green.


[deleted]

Even England is green after gdp shrink yesterday


alfapredator

celsius copium [https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vbticp/your\_money\_is\_likely\_not\_gone\_here\_is\_why/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vbticp/your_money_is_likely_not_gone_here_is_why/)


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Apes when brokers took away the ability to sell -Reeeeeeeeeeeee corruption Apes when Celsius takes away ability to sell - its ok bros, trust the process


origami_asshole

The virgin airbnber fears [the chad overstayer](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/vbaqx1/woman_leased_room_on_airbnb_tenant_refuses_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Just look at the squatter’s proud stride, her upright posture as she helps herself to the kitchen.


blizzardfanx

I would lose my shit


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They'd be afraid to stay


dspur33

[I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW](https://youtu.be/dvA-mimf2yg) the balls on this bitch 😂


Always_Late_Lately

lmao sounds like she fucked up with the 'sublease or whatever' language and actually took her on as a tenant


cutiesarustimes2

US, UK and EU reportedly planning to create an oil alliance to counterbalance OPEC+


Always_Late_Lately

parallel economies confirmed. BUCKLE UP LADS, WE"RE DOING THE COLD WAR TAKE TWO


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cutiesarustimes2

Opec lite


paragonfishhead

I had to hold almost all of my puts because of PDT I...am so fucked, wow. Lesson learned so hard, if I'm even solvent come open


CandygramHD

Check u/vazdooh 's comment


paragonfishhead

yesss bb inject that copium directly into my veins


emeraldream

Ahhhhhh yeah that's the stuff


UpbeatOrange

VIX 40 gonna save ya


paragonfishhead

I will take VIX 40 to save my life


Onion217

Bro futes up like 1.5% after an almost -4% day. PPI data comes out before the bell and will completely wipe out or double down this move. This time futes are indeed fake and gay. You got hope ;P


paragonfishhead

I'm overleveraged reeeeeeeee


jinpiss

As long as they don’t expire tomorrow I bet you’re fine. What % of your port is short right now? Also happy cakeday ya fuccckkkkk


paragonfishhead

nah Friday, which I didn't even want to except that next week were obscenely expensive for no reason lol


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No reason? It’s called vix and Iv


paragonfishhead

lmao, yes, and also relation to the underlying. I was just being dramatic haha


Always_Late_Lately

look at this guy believing the futures are real and hetero. happy cake day how's japan doing? did the central bank really stop buying bonds at 2.5 and is looking at a credit default? i mean, US yield curve inverted so it's probably not any better over there


paragonfishhead

Japan is not having a good time. With inflation still not really affecting them M/M and them having trouble controlling their debt, it's not a fun time to someone invested in Japanese assets I would imagine


cutiesarustimes2

SWEDISH CPI MOM ACTUAL 1% (FORECAST 0.8%, PREVIOUS 0.6%) $MACRO


Always_Late_Lately

[7.3% year over year?](https://www.scb.se/en/finding-statistics/statistics-by-subject-area/prices-and-consumption/consumer-price-index/consumer-price-index-cpi/pong/statistical-news/consumer-price-index-cpi-may-2022/) that's not... soooo bad, relatively speaking.


cutiesarustimes2

I mean 7 percent in a normal world would be quite bad.


Always_Late_Lately

but if the entire world is infalting at 8+%... is it really that bad? it's all relative, after all.


origami_asshole

They have a cpi mom? Does she bake cookies before the print?


jinpiss

And futes just erased todays cash session. The fuck is going on?


Always_Late_Lately

/u/darklyadonic is dreaming good dreams with his calls wait, mr piggy - don't tell me you didn't buy calls EoD, too? but actually - we might see all this disappear at 830 with the PPI numbers.


Black_magic_money

Recession was priced in


jinpiss

If I told you I’d have to kill you


LHeureux

futes are fake and ghey tho also already half up on RSI lol


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Futes are straight and real 🤩


hihi112

Call me salty/whatever. But it’s kind of comforting when the VIX spikes like today and everyone (retail and institutions) loses their shit.😅😅


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willyourather

I thought these people just jump to another job right after. My company are still having a hard time finding workers. The ones who over hiring might be the issue but that’s just trimming.


someonesaymoney

If you pivot towards a simpler life, probably less worry. Not hard to resign if you have no kids, cheap hobbies, and not worried about retirement in your 60s because "lol it's a pipe dream anyway, lemme enjoy life now".


ImBoundChaos

I'm not cause I got a better job


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fate299

My limit orders didn’t go through this morning at open and I missed out quite a bit. Poots tomorrow too? 75bps hike on Wednesday calling it lol


Facts_About_Cats

Congrats to CME, TFC, and DRE, the only green boxes in the entire S&P 500(Apparently, they're kinds of holding companies, maybe they bought puts or something) [https://i.imgur.com/oIPN8u2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oIPN8u2.jpg) Supposedly, this hasn't happened since 1990.


alfapredator

YOU FORGOT MACDONALDS IM BULLISH ON MACDONALDS. THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET A LOT OF LABOR SUPPLY.


willyourather

Teenagers are out of school. Not a problem


origami_asshole

green by eod(ecade)


resto_manager

green by eod(eath of the sun) 🥲


ChairPowellman

If you listen close you can hear all the concave head fucks reassuring their fellow dented head brothers that 20K is meaningful support 🤡


helphp

It has to be it’s a nice round number I mean look at it 20K See


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ruso_chulo

So, they gonna pump it huh? I was expecting a limit down.


Have_A_Nice_Fall

My landscaper is asking for next months pay at the beginning of the month, vice the end after the work is done. Says he’s in a tight spot financially. This is a guy who is booked 24/7 to do extremely nice landscaping for homes that are 300-700k. He has a weekly service but also does complete landscaping for new builds or remodels. I guarantee that the price of gas right now is nuking his business. So there’s some more anecdotal evidence of the average worker getting slaughtered, even if they own their own successful businesses.


willyourather

Either he didn’t raise his prices or hiring people with higher wages. Gas and fertilizers only go up the last 3 months or so, where is the profit from the past couple years? When everyone got used to spending big, of course he feels the pinch.


Black_magic_money

He had calls


someonesaymoney

That really sucks. Small business owners I have a lot of sympathy for.


Always_Late_Lately

price of gas and price of workers. pretty much every small company I talk to is complaining they can't get anyone to go to the office to work, much less do manual labor outside. Those that will know they're worth more than last year and demand it. I mean, good for them - but we're going to see another few rounds of price hikes everywhere (services included) before things stabilize.


avarage_italian

Imagine being booked 24/7 and not passing down cost lmao


BeeLoverZura

hate seeing people go ummmm omg what do we do, should we just go cash gang? my brother in investing just buy some puts its that easy!


Ernest_EA

Now that Ponzu is dying, does this mean I can buy NVDA at $100 🥺


Sapere_aude75

Ethanol is moving away from mining so demand will fall. I'm not sure if you want the stock to get cheap for that reason though. They will be losing a large consumer.


Black_magic_money

Fingers crossed


alfapredator

i just want a graphics card at msrp


Geoffism1

Can a mod unban bearj? He was right afterall


NotBullJ

BerJ is gone reddit wise brotha. Dont worry though. NotBullJ is here to guide you in his place


Najoooo00

Username checks out


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Always_Late_Lately

depends. can we profit from it?


d-list-kram

It depends… We r fuk. Not just financially. (Is the synopsis)


Always_Late_Lately

oh? please expand.


d-list-kram

War, famine, global depression 🤝 fascist leader creeps out the corner to solve (not america per se) Modern day hitler/Stalin —> large war Large war distracts us from climate change —> we get kicked in the balls War for recourses begins 🏁


Always_Late_Lately

eh. nothing new there. good try, though.


d-list-kram

Yes I’m unoriginal, but calls on desalination plants 😎


Always_Late_Lately

desalination plants? those things that infamously require huge amounts of energy and maintenance to provide potable water, also producing a waste product of brine that kills all ocean life in the area they dump? puts on whatever post-apocalypse colony you're joining.


d-list-kram

Okay, good points, how is your colony farming potable water then?


Always_Late_Lately

wells


AugustinPower

2nd day at work, I am the only one without a degree here... Is this a 🚨


willyourather

After while, you realized any degrees make no difference, unless you are a professor


jpoole4g63

Just solve some complex math problems that are left on the chalk boards once everyone goes home for the day. It’ll work itself out.


alfapredator

you're the janitor?


AugustinPower

Don't those require a Masters now adays


deepstateHedgie

it means you’re an all star 💫


AugustinPower

That or they been struggling to find someone to fill this position for awhile


ChickenSandwichGuy

Watching futs. Unless we get a large gap up then I don’t trust a rally tomorrow. These small gap ups tend to fade quickly. We’ll see.


mylegbig

Will depend on PPI.


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Lol at people who claim ponzi is the "digital gold". Yeah right. Gold probably won't go to zero until there's like a global extinction event or some shit because it's actually a metal which can be *used* for something. Ponzi wouldn't cause a dent in anything if it went to zero, apart from separating a few morons from their money.


origami_asshole

>asteroids full of gold rain down, or we start mining asteroids >shiny rocks rug In space I have doubts about pms retaining value beyond industrial and jewelry. Poors going to have all the chains and pinky rings they want.


Always_Late_Lately

lol no, gold is incredibly useful for space applications


origami_asshole

Yea but there’s fuck tons of it out there, and that would make scarcity fly out the window. As in it would trade more on industrial value and there would be buyers for aesthetic reasons.


Always_Late_Lately

gotta get to it first. space is big, yo. e: but yeah, I am familiar with the theoretical hundred-trillion-dollar rare-earth (because they're only rare on earth and not in the rest of the system) asteroid mining operations of the future. Would love to see them in my lifetime, but I'm cautious to declare that we'll see that big payoff within the century. There's a _lot_ of innovation yet to be made. Small quantities in the interim? Likely. The big one that destroys all terrestrial mining operations because of sheer supply glut? We can dream.


origami_asshole

Elon will build a hyperloop to the asteroid belt where teslabots will mine, all of this orchestrated from his prison cell 🤡


Black_magic_money

Corn down stocks up that’s the way we like to fugggggggggg


emeraldream

futures what is u doing


[deleted]

They are saving me 🥲


ChairPowellman

I hope anyone adding Iznop here "for the long term" goes broke ignorant pigs


Sapere_aude75

I will be buying at some point. Time will tell who is right.


yachtsandthots

I will start buying at 10k for the bounce


emeraldream

ooga booga


Lost-Wing

SPY going to be rocky until the Democrats get out of office


AugustinPower

This comment is American af


StuGats

*Mitch McConnell wiggles his disgusting neck vagina* "Inflatio expulsis!" And the Costco hot dog returns to its rightful place at $1.50 for a drink combo. America rejoices.


hunter73x

The party control change won’t be the contributor to the outcome of spy but the two outcomes will likely coincide with one another.


Always_Late_Lately

No bad no politics here


Lost-Wing

I thought Politics were allowed if tied to market/ making money in WSB. Democrats clearly responsible for supply chain woes, —> economy weakens —> market responds —> directly attributable to your portfolio and the commentary we see in this sub. All connected


CandygramHD

Yeah they clearly fucked up their 0-covid policy and hell they made companies all over the world shut down when Covid started 🤡


Always_Late_Lately

maybe my comment definitely wasn't, though. Rather than delete the whole thing I just reprimand myself like a schizo. but yeah, I agree with the first reply - party control won't necessarily be the cause of market uncertainty (though it may influence global confidence in our markets and our policy response) - I think we're going to be rocky through midterms no matter what.


sonbarington

Futes green! I know they fake but SPY 🎢


StuGats

[The market as soon as my way OTM calls fill.](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/vbam2o/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BluntsVideoDump

Well, I ended up turning my gambling portfolio positive again finally today for the year. Then found out my wife's pregnant. Rip money. Hello 18+ more years of responsibility


jpoole4g63

Oof.


DamienRyan

Congratulations and fuck you


Najoooo00

Congratulations and you fucked


XXX_KimJongUn_XXX

> On March 20, 2000, after a review of its accounting practices, the company announced that it would restate its financial results for the preceding two years.[12] Its stock price, which had risen from $7 per share to as high as $333 per share in a year, fell $120 per share, or 62%, in a day in what is regarded as the bursting of the dot-com bubble.[13] > In December 2000, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission brought charges against the company and its executives.[14] A lawsuit was subsequently filed against MicroStrategy and certain of its officials over fraud.[15] In December 2000, Saylor, Bansal, and the company's former CFO settled with the SEC without admitting wrongdoing, each paying $350,000 in fines. The officers also paid a combined total of $10 million in disgorgement. The company settled with the SEC, hiring an independent director to ensure regulatory compliance.


deepstateHedgie

> in a day in what is regarded as the bursting of the dot-com bubble. hehe regarded.


handsome_uruk

the MSTR chart now is almost identical to 2000. all that's missing is Cramer's blessing to make this the next Lehman


StuGats

He comes by it honestly although this time it seems like he only scammed himself in the end lol.


justsomeguy75

I know a doc and his wife who are 100% invested in ponzi. Think (thought?) it was going to hit 100k this year and was making more on his investment than work. They got a young kid at home. Part of me wants to laugh at the collapse, but then I remember there's real people behind those numbers. Stupid people, but people none the less.


jpoole4g63

There’s always someone behind the numbers…it’s a zero sum game. Just make sure you’re on the right side when the music stops 😅


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Always_Late_Lately

As someone who works with doctors... Most doctors are fucking retarded when it comes to money. Those that actually have a slight idea of their worth tend to set up a private practice, but then most of those get conned into letting a manager handle all the books who ends up taking most of the profit from the practice. And those that understand both the business and medical sides become market megoliths very easily, because there's basically no competition aside from the hospitals and private equity 'franchise docs'.


someonesaymoney

> Most doctors are fucking retarded when it comes to money. Also can confirm as have had some close relationships with doctors. It's a funny thing. So smart, yet so childlike when it comes to financial matters. Engineers and lawyers by contrast seem better.


Always_Late_Lately

it almost seems like they're selected and trained to ignore and be bad with money so they will fit into the hospital system like a well oiled cog and not cause any problems deciding they're worth something. it already takes a particularly altruistic person to dedicate their life to helping others, doesn't take too much of a push from academia to make them all view money as a dirty thing that _true_ doctors should ignore and instead focus on helping patients, don't worry the system will take care of them for all the good they do


someonesaymoney

I think that's too much tinfoil. I think a lot of younger to middle age doctors are wisening up that life doesn't have to be the medical bureaucracy it is (popularity of whitecoastinvestor). Probably true a lot went in for altruistic purposes, but regardless, the American healthcare system is shockingly depressing, and those that went in for the money/prestige/easy life find out it's too much to bear for the long term. I come from an engineering world that can be highly political, and I wouldn't trade what I do to be a doctor at all. I think they're just bad with money not because they're selected that way. Just flat out too busy and if you're already making $300-$500K per year with pretty good job security, it's hard for them to realize "Hey, I don't really NEED to buy that $3.5 mil mansion".


Always_Late_Lately

I don't know, man. Based on what I've seen, I'm sticking with my statements above.


warren_buffet_table

Yeah, it’s no different than any other bubble in that it’s fucking sad thinking about all the people losing their life savings. Macro: xD Micro: :(


sonbarington

The new Enron


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DamienRyan

Was about to type "Tesla isn't a scam" then I remembered the investigation into the self driving units and hmmmmm


sonbarington

The new Bernie?


warren_buffet_table

Here’s how Bernie can still win…


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sonbarington

It was the long con heist! With Elon tusks


Fantastic_Door_4300

[All part of the plan....](https://youtu.be/4xIwP-65oD0)


emeraldream

hello


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Hi friend. 👋


emeraldream

fellow beras whats the forecast for tomorrow? Rally or dumpie


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Rally I think. I feel like we overcorrected a bit before FOMC.


DamienRyan

I called rally for yesterday so I am very wrong so far, but funny web3 money just rallied pretty hard. I think, between that and the depth of the selloff we've seen, that there'll be a rally at open tonight. God help me but I think I might try to scalp the gamestore


Fantastic_Door_4300

🥣 were mean sell it all


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emeraldream

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


StuGats

Agreed 👍


someonesaymoney

indubitably


Fantastic_Door_4300

Reeeeeeeee


sonbarington

👋


emeraldream

hi bby, how u


sonbarington

Hmm down 33% in the past two weeks