Real question. Did anyone see the FDX bullish price move coming? Just based upon a upgrade to overweight? Is this a trend signal of people shifting their money into better P/E stocks or am I watching an opportunity for Puts here?
I just got an exciting new job offer from McDonald’s. They heard how much of a total clown I am and offered me a contract as the new Ronald McDonald. Benefits include covering options trading losses, so I couldn’t turn it down.
I sold my puts yesterday before the pamp but fuck, I think I left 1k on the table.
I was planning on buying more puts with the green, idk what to do now.
1k in COIN puts but this mofo is resilient. I need some chairmen hopium that corn is done for
Fucking clown market, this is why I don't buy weeklies. I would have been destroyed yesterday. Looks like puts still gonna print. Yesterday 's pump was such an obvious bull trap
I have no calls nor puts, and haven't bought any options since January. I freely confess that predicting short term price action right in these conditions is beyond me. But if it's so obvious to you, you must be making a lot of money right now in these volatile times - congrats.
Jobs are not stressful, people are stressful.
I mainly work for myself, from home, and in general my job is not stressful. It only gets stressful when I deal with people. I emailed some work to a guy, 2 days later no reply, I ask him if he is available. He says "yes, Im working on it, why?", because you didn't tell me that, Dummy.
And last time I gave him work he didn't reply and I told him he needed to, and of course the very next time the same thing happens.
Some moron doesn't message me to say "got it!" and I'm fucking beside myself here. I have so much nervous energy that I spend 30 minutes doing chores that I have been putting off for weeks.
I swear to fucking God. Gimme nice relaxing 0dte options any day.
People are the worst. I’ve been training new hires nonstop and probably 80% have quit within a month.
Most of them have terrible attitudes or a crazy sense of entitlement.
My trainee tonight was bitching within 5 minutes about how everyone is “grumpy” here, but the entire time I trained him he was super grumpy and standoffish.
So then he tells me he’s only doing this job because he’s going to school for music production (Spotify rapper?) and has to work nights because the warehouse schedule wouldn’t work for school.
Oh and then he’s apparently quitting next month anyhow. 🤡
I feel compelled to insert myself in the hiring process at this point because I have trained so many druggies and dummies these last four months it’s absurd.
Yep, it can be so frustrating. It makes the market very appealing. It's just me and my ill-informed flawed logic versus dancing numbers on a screen. Also I tend to have far fewer imaginary arguments in the shower with the stock market compared to real life people.
And another thing is my patience is getting a lot thinner as the years tick by. "Get off my lawn!" is just over the horizon.
I'm an early riser, I used to daydream of being somewhere like California with 630am-1pm market day. I'm in GMT and the 230pm-9pm market day is pretty cool actually as I can get my day's work pretty much done before opening bell.
Not surprised that the rally got sold off, but definitely didn’t expect this sell to come so hard so fast. Thought they’d at least wait till the open to take out yesterday’s lows.
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we really still can't post twitter links here...? that's crazy - this was implemented because of the insanity after the russian invasion of ukranie, why is this still restricted?
I need to make a call-out post here! I need twitter to do so!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdei76/megathread\_to\_fight\_the\_shorters/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdei76/megathread_to_fight_the_shorters/)
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MOASS is happening in blipto apparently
Comments are so low this time of night, you can quickly scroll and see how excited people were just a small time ago. Most of them are probably asleep and going to wake up wondering wtf happened.
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how does the market keep going down when nobody is selling? hedgies are printing synthetic shares! im going to buy, hold and drs my 0.5 share of AAPL to prevent them from doing this.
"On This Fed day, remember The 1st move tends to be structural. A fxn of the inevitable rebalancing of adealer inventory post-Event. The 2nd move & final resolution, if you wait for it is usually tied to the incremental effects on liquidity (QE/QT). B 💦."
Biggest rate hike since 94, gdp growth slowing, tech is in shambles, speculative assets are selling off hard, I mean I could go on and on….
So if you bought calls yesterday, you are fucking retarded, and you belong here.
And you know what happened after 94, the golden bullrun. What if we’re getting roaring 20’s and dotcom rolled into one.
Normies who came in for the first time and permabull hedgies alike will say “see stocks really do only go up.” And they will, for a long time. But these underlying causes of these 6 long months will catch up with us eventually.
Shit’s not going down til grandma is long iznop with 5x leverage.
I like the XOM response dunking Bidens "letter to the oil industry". Basically, bitch we were investing and losing money during covid while increasing output. Your stupid ass needs use measures already available, provide clear/consistent policy, and support infrastructure like **pipelines**. Biden really did help this issue build. This is coming from someone who was not a fan of Trump.
Keystone XL was scuttled because many Democratic-aligned environmental activists did not want it. Biden kowtowed to them.
To be fair, I think that burning fossil fuels should not be part of the future given climate change, but we need to think much, much more than just eliminating fossil fuel consumption and moving to electric cars. America is just too spread out, we spend way too much time and energy commuting by car in this country. But reconfiguring cities to be denser and better suited for mass transit is going to be a very hard sell.
I agree we need to move to clean energy. But for him to blame the energy prices on oil companies when he has been directly impeding them is pretty rich.
My BIL asked me if he should buy some Tesla stock like 18 months ago. I told him he was a regard. He bought some anyway. Now he is sucking my c*ck every day behind the local Wendy's for $5, wen will he learn?
First of all, it smell like bitch in here. Second of all, why tf did my company give me a retention bonus? Time to blow some cash on some 0dte puts and go bull hunting. Free cash after this 🤡 shit today
Consumer sentiment disaster followed by the drop in retail, not confident there's a base to form a bear rally. Of course, I've proven myself to know exactly jack shit so there's that.
No bad news til next set of big economic data and earnings, end of quarter poot profit taking poompa , retail mistakes it for bullish v shaped recovery and get trapped before the doompa.
Anyone follow the uranium market? I’m yolo’ing calls like a degenerate into DNN. Figured I should do the research after entering the yolo, it’s the only logical choice.
Talk to /u/radthereptile
He has been deep into the yellow cake for awhile, has some good DD and I think he is going more long term shares route rather than options so he doesn't have to time it perfectly.
are you like me where you have one glass of red wine and it leads to a massive migraine? try taking a antihistamine next time, heard it can work. haven’t tried because i’ve sworn off red wine since that one incident. too pussy to try again.
Since we passed 369, what’s the new meme?? 340?
Real question. Did anyone see the FDX bullish price move coming? Just based upon a upgrade to overweight? Is this a trend signal of people shifting their money into better P/E stocks or am I watching an opportunity for Puts here?
Bulls yesterday: 75bps is priced in, nobody cares bro. Bulls today: realizing what 75bps hikes mean.
Jpow shows his true color
Red!
Lolololol
This market is slaughter
SAVA just cruising along at a casual 173% volatility. BBBY clocking in at 155% …
$364 is the lowest low of spy in 2021. Wonder if the bottom forms around there? I do not like the alternatives of $320 or lower 🤒
Me think 280. Technically 40% down from the high. So a real crash.
365ish is supposed to be support.
~~400~~ ~~390~~ ~~380~~ ~~370~~ 365ish is supposed to be support.
I've only ever seen 405, 396, 385 and 365. They are called support levels not blast doors.
Going into Q2 earnings at these levels 😱😵💫
Methinks non-profitable businesses are going to get slaughtered in the next 12 months. Hmmm.
I just got an exciting new job offer from McDonald’s. They heard how much of a total clown I am and offered me a contract as the new Ronald McDonald. Benefits include covering options trading losses, so I couldn’t turn it down.
Traitor!
Robble robble
In retrospect pretty obvious they would eventually wipe multi-day-bear-market-rally-gang
Should have trusted my gut to buy eod poots
What the fuck hahaha
Futes traders watch step p0rn and it shows…😤
[Bears this morning] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jARNVwQLtE)
Lol. Clown market. Good morning everyone.
how in the world is $SCO down in PM when crude is down $3 from yesterday's close
Ugh. I was really excited when I woke up and saw last night's close. Great reentry positions for my shorts, now look.
[Bulls this morning](https://youtu.be/6NsJX6RAspc?t=138)
When in doubt: Cash Gang.
But cash gang is really boring
So is not having $ to play with.
But it's my hobby :( ^maybe ^addiction
"I'll buy my puts tomorrow or Friday. I'm sure they'll viagra this limp dick into opex"
I was considering more puts yesterday but the VP called me in for a meeting just before close. Frick 🤬
Why yall freaking out? Green by open! Seriously though I was planning on buying a crap ton of uvxy calls this morning, guess that plans out the window
I for one am SHOCKED that we sold off the day after a FOMC. SHOCKED
Fuck.
Curious to see what effect the BoE rate decision will have. I hope for more blood, but that’s just me being greedy. 1hr to go.
SPY was at 327 before the Covid crash
337*
I sold my puts yesterday before the pamp but fuck, I think I left 1k on the table. I was planning on buying more puts with the green, idk what to do now. 1k in COIN puts but this mofo is resilient. I need some chairmen hopium that corn is done for
Me too. Sucks but at least there are no losses
Just wait for another opportunity, there’s always something around the corner, just don’t chase.
Circuit breakers today?
That’d be cute
Momma mia
Itsa me, Mario
Original plan: sell yesterday’s calls and move into long dated puts today. Plan is bigly fukt
Sameee, although I was expecting a longer run tbh
I’m all out of ideas 🥴
Calls at open? Long dated
Hahaha 0dte? I am here to gamble… 🤔
Lmao yeah the market played a nice gotcha on this one
Touché market…touché 😑
Fucking clown market, this is why I don't buy weeklies. I would have been destroyed yesterday. Looks like puts still gonna print. Yesterday 's pump was such an obvious bull trap
Everything is obvious in hindsight
You must've bought calls and not noticed we are trending down
I have no calls nor puts, and haven't bought any options since January. I freely confess that predicting short term price action right in these conditions is beyond me. But if it's so obvious to you, you must be making a lot of money right now in these volatile times - congrats.
I say premarket+ open rips off yesterday's rally, then we kang for the rest of the week. With the Friday 15h30 dump of course
spy already wiped yesterday
Red 2.5% four hours before open.
Yassss
Jobs are not stressful, people are stressful. I mainly work for myself, from home, and in general my job is not stressful. It only gets stressful when I deal with people. I emailed some work to a guy, 2 days later no reply, I ask him if he is available. He says "yes, Im working on it, why?", because you didn't tell me that, Dummy. And last time I gave him work he didn't reply and I told him he needed to, and of course the very next time the same thing happens. Some moron doesn't message me to say "got it!" and I'm fucking beside myself here. I have so much nervous energy that I spend 30 minutes doing chores that I have been putting off for weeks. I swear to fucking God. Gimme nice relaxing 0dte options any day.
People are the worst. I’ve been training new hires nonstop and probably 80% have quit within a month. Most of them have terrible attitudes or a crazy sense of entitlement. My trainee tonight was bitching within 5 minutes about how everyone is “grumpy” here, but the entire time I trained him he was super grumpy and standoffish. So then he tells me he’s only doing this job because he’s going to school for music production (Spotify rapper?) and has to work nights because the warehouse schedule wouldn’t work for school. Oh and then he’s apparently quitting next month anyhow. 🤡 I feel compelled to insert myself in the hiring process at this point because I have trained so many druggies and dummies these last four months it’s absurd.
Yep, it can be so frustrating. It makes the market very appealing. It's just me and my ill-informed flawed logic versus dancing numbers on a screen. Also I tend to have far fewer imaginary arguments in the shower with the stock market compared to real life people. And another thing is my patience is getting a lot thinner as the years tick by. "Get off my lawn!" is just over the horizon.
Futes fake and big gey. Small pp vol anyway
Wouldn’t be surprised if we close green. 🦘 gang season
Back to kange
so uhhh whats after slaughter team 7?
Crater team 8
Wtf futes red af. Pajama bears out here rioting.
Melt up? Melt up my ass
“China vows to support Putin on Russias sovereignty and security and the two countries will step up economic ties” Great just what the market needed
Phewtes going parabolic (downwards)
RDBX? Buy button deactivated for options?
Me rn https://youtu.be/HdKqAVpUOwI
Whoa. I thought those few yolo puts I bought were total goners
FucknA. At this rate everything’s gonna be expensive af tomorrow even if I try to make moves. I give up. Whiskey for breakfast it is
I had some wine for breaky today. Whiskey would probably sit better.
Should at least make watching the opening bell sit better. Cuz holy fuk I made all the wrong moves
i’m a europoor for two weeks and it’s terrible timing for us markets. open is at 4:30pm now. what am i supposed to do all morning?
Sounds great to me. I hate waking up at 6 am for the market.
Man go enjoy your day! Wrapping up my 3rd week in Spain, I actually prefer these hours.
I'm an early riser, I used to daydream of being somewhere like California with 630am-1pm market day. I'm in GMT and the 230pm-9pm market day is pretty cool actually as I can get my day's work pretty much done before opening bell.
yup I’m actually not trading while on this trip. family time.
What r u doing stepfutes?
still 5 hours till open. plenty of time to get unstuck from under the couch…
Is this because of the fucking swiss and their surprise rate hike? Worse than surprise anal
Not surprised that the rally got sold off, but definitely didn’t expect this sell to come so hard so fast. Thought they’d at least wait till the open to take out yesterday’s lows.
Wow.
I thought I timed my SQQQ at the opening yesterday wrongly. Looks good now.
Fuck futes
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we really still can't post twitter links here...? that's crazy - this was implemented because of the insanity after the russian invasion of ukranie, why is this still restricted? I need to make a call-out post here! I need twitter to do so!
That 380 rejection and dive was legit. Jesus.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdei76/megathread\_to\_fight\_the\_shorters/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdei76/megathread_to_fight_the_shorters/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdb7qb/rallying\_the\_troops\_cel\_short\_squeeze\_possible/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vdb7qb/rallying_the_troops_cel_short_squeeze_possible/) MOASS is happening in blipto apparently
🦍 i can elp!
Comments are so low this time of night, you can quickly scroll and see how excited people were just a small time ago. Most of them are probably asleep and going to wake up wondering wtf happened.
thats how bulls are euthanized put them to sleep...then slaughter
Could be green by morning.
yes my bovine friend go to sleep now your calls are safe 🐂💤
🤫
Still waiting for that damn bath water from SSS, fuck these supply chain issues
Dis dude don't take no baths, how tf you expect to buy his bath water???
I think he scammed ya on your organic bath water
MOS gang hope y’all still alive
Picked up a few shares the other day figuring people gotta eat. I might have been wrong. That bitch keeps sucking my back in
Worst decision of 2022 for me
they died imagine investing in literal bat shit
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Shit was supposed to be gold 😭
how does the market keep going down when nobody is selling? hedgies are printing synthetic shares! im going to buy, hold and drs my 0.5 share of AAPL to prevent them from doing this.
If you reduce the drag coefficient of an apple by .5 you might have the slipperiest item on earth
no i'll only increase terminal velocity by 40%
Hoe about coefficient of friction?!? 🤔
Yes reduce drag! Drag reduction system
Lol what happened? Last I checked here everyone was ready to retire at tomorrow's open and now it's red? Gotta love this market
As long as it’s not too red
"On This Fed day, remember The 1st move tends to be structural. A fxn of the inevitable rebalancing of adealer inventory post-Event. The 2nd move & final resolution, if you wait for it is usually tied to the incremental effects on liquidity (QE/QT). B 💦."
Biggest rate hike since 94, gdp growth slowing, tech is in shambles, speculative assets are selling off hard, I mean I could go on and on…. So if you bought calls yesterday, you are fucking retarded, and you belong here.
And you know what happened after 94, the golden bullrun. What if we’re getting roaring 20’s and dotcom rolled into one. Normies who came in for the first time and permabull hedgies alike will say “see stocks really do only go up.” And they will, for a long time. But these underlying causes of these 6 long months will catch up with us eventually. Shit’s not going down til grandma is long iznop with 5x leverage.
What if I bought way itm calls and sold a close to itm call??
At least you tried
Don't stop, I'm almost there
You bought way OTM GME calls
But when tho?
6/17 expry
Oh shit oh fuck
DRS!!!
Hedgies r fuk!!!
Man how many times will we get rejected by 3800. Goddamn red from being up 1%
We need to roll to Dec.
I’m gonna go cry.
Sorry brother
It’s okay. I did this. No one to blame but myself. Good luck today.
God bless. July 1 is a lifetime in this market.
I think I’m fucked, most of my buying power was in there. Should’ve just taken profits yesterday.
its over we won't see 3800 again in a looooooooooong time repent bulls or face castration
I have too many calls to accept this. No sleep tonight I guess.
I like the XOM response dunking Bidens "letter to the oil industry". Basically, bitch we were investing and losing money during covid while increasing output. Your stupid ass needs use measures already available, provide clear/consistent policy, and support infrastructure like **pipelines**. Biden really did help this issue build. This is coming from someone who was not a fan of Trump.
Keystone XL was scuttled because many Democratic-aligned environmental activists did not want it. Biden kowtowed to them. To be fair, I think that burning fossil fuels should not be part of the future given climate change, but we need to think much, much more than just eliminating fossil fuel consumption and moving to electric cars. America is just too spread out, we spend way too much time and energy commuting by car in this country. But reconfiguring cities to be denser and better suited for mass transit is going to be a very hard sell.
I agree we need to move to clean energy. But for him to blame the energy prices on oil companies when he has been directly impeding them is pretty rich.
Wtf happened to the L2F? I leave for 3 months and everything goes to shit
You baked way to long
No such thing my friend
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Shit happens way faster now. 2 years
3
If this was a healthy economy? -ish. With daddy Jerome "fuck yo puts" Powell™️, all depends on how much lithium he took on that day
The feel is real when the pajama hedgies pull off the steal 🤬
$TSLA | Tesla Significantly Increases Its Electric Car Prices Across Its Line-Up - Electrek
My BIL asked me if he should buy some Tesla stock like 18 months ago. I told him he was a regard. He bought some anyway. Now he is sucking my c*ck every day behind the local Wendy's for $5, wen will he learn?
He owns 3x the shares cost of the split brah!
Oh chet does that mean I have to charge him $15 now??
First of all, it smell like bitch in here. Second of all, why tf did my company give me a retention bonus? Time to blow some cash on some 0dte puts and go bull hunting. Free cash after this 🤡 shit today
Futures are fake without a doubt but 👀
That was an impressive free-fall.
Getting some MCD!
Now I feel disgusting
Fukt by open
Who is??
Spy futures chairman just announce a decline of 50 basis points.
why are we dumping? I expected circuit breakers upwards
Consumer sentiment disaster followed by the drop in retail, not confident there's a base to form a bear rally. Of course, I've proven myself to know exactly jack shit so there's that.
No bad news til next set of big economic data and earnings, end of quarter poot profit taking poompa , retail mistakes it for bullish v shaped recovery and get trapped before the doompa.
Are the egirls and ethots gonna be affected by this recession. Spendings by the simps are still kinda strong 🤔 we probably need to dump more
https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/onlyfans-models-sex-workers-feel-pinch-of-sluggish-economy/
Shitty article but I thought it was relevant
onlyfans recession proof? still waiting on that DA…
The hemline index says yes
the coomsumer is strong as jpow would say so i think theyre safe
Bought deep OTM SOXL calls because why not.
Date?
Anyone follow the uranium market? I’m yolo’ing calls like a degenerate into DNN. Figured I should do the research after entering the yolo, it’s the only logical choice.
Uranium gang just took a hit from the EU. IDK man oil up but uranium is becoming a tougher sell these days
Talk to /u/radthereptile He has been deep into the yellow cake for awhile, has some good DD and I think he is going more long term shares route rather than options so he doesn't have to time it perfectly.
I heard uranium cures all kinds of sicknesses.
Drank out at dinner for the first time in like 5 months. Two glasses of wine and I feel like shit.
Wrong wine. Look for sloped neck instead of shouldered.
are you like me where you have one glass of red wine and it leads to a massive migraine? try taking a antihistamine next time, heard it can work. haven’t tried because i’ve sworn off red wine since that one incident. too pussy to try again.
Tomorrow will be worse. Unless you're under 25.
Fuck man I wish
Yeah...
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