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bythelion95

Those pallets enter a separate chaos dimension in the back of those trucks.


dbbill_371

Hickory smoked


GoddessOfBlueRidge

Hickory Poked


TruckerAlurios

No the chaos Dimension is where they go in between the shitshow dimension that is Transit and our dimension the flipping of the handle on the trailer door is what causes the transition


Shadorouse

Schrodinger's Ham


_sectumsempra-

Lmfao


Available_Ad3316

Vampire ham had to be taken out


KDubzzz2

Stupid hampires


ChloeRose2011

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Resident_Tennis_5598

Hampire


ThiccBoi_Pige

Hampter


BreffJuice

Hamster


button_24

Hamtaro


Due-Equivalent-1489

Knows what to do.


FurbyLover2010

Hamburger


avalancereigns

I showed my wife this picture and she said the same s***


KnobSchlob

I showed my wife this picture and she told me to fix the dryer if I'm bored.


SimpleVegetable5715

Had to call Huffy the Hampire Slayer


[deleted]

Hammy the Hampire Slayer can probably do better job


fromthesky0

I thought the same thing lmao


Butt64

This reminds me of something gross that happened when I was on break once. So in my first year at Walmart, i'd usually get those chicken wraps over in the deli area for a while, until one day I bit into one of them, and there was a small piece of a wooden blue pallet in it. Thank goodness it didn't go through my tounge or give me a splinter! To this day I still wonder how the hell they managed to get part of a wooden pallet into a chicken wrap sandwhich.


OstrichSalt5468

I do not know about your store, but we make ours completely by hand. All of the ingredients packed and cut there in the deli. So that really is strange.


Butt64

Wow, that's pretty neat! I always thought an outside company made them and distributed them to Walmart. Had no idea Walmart employees could make them too! And yea, I still wonder how they managed to get wooden pallet into the wrap lol


InfamyLivesForever

Not sure if you saw /u/Orange_Turtles link, but someone else also got the blue pallet surprise https://www.tiktok.com/@gayassbellaaa/video/7313274110249815339


Butt64

WAIT WHAAATTTT?! I'm never eating walmart deli products again.. Two times is two times too many! How does this happen twice??


InfamyLivesForever

Right!? And in chicken again? What is Wally World doing to these god damned chickens?? Like they’re already dead. Don’t need to kill ‘em twice


Butt64

Right?? I really want to know how bits of pallet keep getting into contact with raw chicken. Pallets stay on the floor, and raw chicken should be literally anywhere else lol Maybe during the transport process, the pallets sometimes stab into the box and could break off into the chicken?


InfamyLivesForever

That definitely makes the most sense. But what gets me the most is that no deli person caught it while preparing the chicken. Like it’s even blue so it’s easy to see!


Butt64

True! I guess it would be easy to not see if a piece is embedded deep in the chicken, and maybe even miss it after they shred the chicken apart. But if a big piece has broken off in it, they should definetly be able to see that and just claims it out and not use contaminated chicken. Even nastier when you remember that those pallets touch both the ground outside and inside the Walmart! 🤮


Jaded_Business_5997

Omg 😀😀😱😱😱


bread-iv

wow. the only thing i’ve found in one of the chicken wraps was food poisoning


Butt64

You got food poisoning from one of those?? Yea, i'm definetly done eating those 😅


HandTossedPeople

It’s a ham mer


hereswhatworks

It's an ADD ham mer.


OkSession5483

How the hell you could come up with this?


hereswhatworks

Creative genius


GrungyGrandPappy

Thors Hammer if Thor was being played by Homer Simpson


Zeired_Scoffa

... r/angryupvote


roses-pearls

Ham mer der


Orange_Turtles

Wow this is eerily similar to a tik tok I just saw yesterday of some girl eating chicken from the Walmart deli and a piece of her chicken was literally just a chunk of our blue pallets that got coated and fried 💀 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL85RKqq/


Plus-Photograph-8100

OMFGGGG 💀


astral_lucidity

Poor pig gave its life for nothing


UnlimitedApollo

An employee who had a good night sticking a piece of wood into a piece of meat. Hams probably bad.


BaldwinBoy05

“What do I mark this down as on the manifest? Steak or ham?” “Yes.”


LifeOfSuffering1

I’m confident this was a customers doing


Coiledviper

Wood Smoked extra $5.00


bonsaibatman

Bro let intrusive thoughts win


AduroTri

Don't ask: It's walmart


CompetitiveRich6953

Wow, they really hammed THAT up, didn't they?


Southern_Bug_6152

Better a ham than someone's leg I always say. I don't even want to know how that happened...


Charming_Scratch_538

Clearly a tornado hit your stock room


xRaymond9250

I’m not even mad that’s amazing


BreffJuice

Ham kabob.


Comprehensive_Diet54

Someone stuck their wood in some big meat.


SureFaust

Broken pallet double stacked, + a forklift.


EmilyIncoming

A pallet with an exposed piece of woods gets pushed by the pallet jack into the other pallet.


davidj1987

The DC. /s?


VegetableExternal634

this was 1000% probably our fault


Muriel_FanGirl

It got thrown in a tornado? 😂


Vyezene

I should call her..


ColeBarsen

You gonna pork her with your wood? Lmao


[deleted]

*When a piece of wood and a large succulent ham love each other very much*


Brickback721

Someone was mad they missed Thanksgiving


TheElementalSaga

Tears of the Kingdom Fuse ability


Due-Equivalent-1489

The vampire ham has been slain.


Potential_Service275

As a warhorse employee. Very careless lift driver just shoving pallets into racks is how this happened.


DeathscytheShell

Someone clearly wanted a steak. The spelling's a little off though.


ajtreee

broken pallet and aggressive pallet jack use.


Palas_Athena

Based on all of the things I've seen on our trucks, my first thought is "DC". The other day, I pulled a sound bar out of a pallet. The boxes have an L shape. You've probably seen them. The sound bar part was perfectly inside the pallet, but the big boxy end was crushed against the wall. I've seen downstacks on top of mirrors. Cases of apple cider vinegar crushed between two pallets. Grills (team lifts) just on the floor without a pallet. Large tvs without a pallet Empty bottles used as a wedge to hold boxes up... I mean, it's a safe bet you can add skewered ham to that list. Definitely DC.


CookieNo310

That's some final destination shit right there! Haha.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Vampire ham🤣


saltnotsugar

It’s too fast Ham racer! “I NEED the power!” (Ham loses control of his car and is ejected into a jagged wood collection.)


OrneryBalance1052

It fell out of the truck onto another pallet of tooth picks


shastabh

Shin splints suck


YUNO_TALK_TO_ME

You should be thankful it was not a ding ding ding.


brad9006

You pick up a piece of pallet and stab it in a ham


somethingalfredo

always gotta look out for pallet shrapnel when every pallet explodes after leaving the truck


Inlandspace1248

Tbh I could see a customer doing that.


Fuzzysox25

someone was angry 😂


allied1987

Pissed off at Easter 😂


RobbinK2

Someone was mad and needed an outlet. That’s how


banhatesex

Low pay stupid bosses


BoxCurious7628

"And we won't even charge you extra for the wood.😇"


VegetableExternal634

Walmart rents the Chegg pallets so they probably would try and sell you the pallet and the ham :p


BoxCurious7628

Probably. As they say, "If it makes dollars, then it makes sense."


Fluffy-Assumption-42

Yeah who throws away perfectly good meat, especially in this economy?


karam79

All I can think is a tornado?? I like chaos dimension better though.


HanakusoDays

The modern Arthurian legend -- the Sword in the Ham.


TryIll3292

It was a vampire 🧛‍♂️ and it needed to be killed by a spike.


StruggleClassic6419

Ok who staked vampire ham


darkanime02

When a pallet gets dropped them pushed with another pallet using the electric jack


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Drugs. The answer is always drugs


richarpacyay

Tornado


i_want_to_hug_panda

I had a tiny bone in a piece of salmon once at a restaurant that I spit into a napkin


Spiritual-Pop-20

It should have went in the discount meat section...its still good


Baebel

Hamlet


Habit-Friendly

Someone wanted too hide the hole their dick made...


Healthy_Store_2401

This is really r/weird !


mopar-or-no_car

Buffy the hampire slayer ?


coldsteelbosh83

I found a box of Rice Krispies like this recently. They were totally Snap Krackle Shanked.


MisterGBJ

NO!!! RUM HAM!!!


otternavy

Makes me think of final destination


PhantomWorksStudios

Mits ok it still good just steam it ... Steamd hams!!!


autistic_bard444

It's a tomahawk ham instead of a tomahawk steak


neveradullperson

At Walmart u never know


Electrical-Employ364

I have a photo of the same happening with a couple jugs of tea!! Went straight through the Milo’s box some fucking how


ASLotaku

This is that new meat on a stick thing markets working on. Those splinters are a liability right now though.


No_Calligrapher_6799

I blame the vegan! 💅🏾


No_Calligrapher_6799

The vegan made me do it 🥹


zeeks602

I can show you better than I can tell you


holiestcannoly

Somebody mistook that ham as a vampire


Fine-Ground-7929

Simple. Walmart. That’s the answer every time.


SimpleVegetable5715

I can totally envision this involved a new hire trying to play with a powered pallet jack. Lucky it was the ham and not someone's leg! 😆


Frosty-Bat-8476

I’ve had that happen with a box of muffins on a frozen bakery pallet 💀


nightowlarcade

Boredom or dare.


Hir0Pr0tag0n1st

If youve unloaded enough trucks, you'd definitely see how this would happen. Cases fall through broken pallets. Electric jacks picks it up and pieces go everywhere. It can get messy in there.


[deleted]

Look like someone tried to make it look like its still on the bone


Thatssohavie

Must of thought it was a vampire idek


HankScorpio82

Four trash bins for meat….😩🤢🤮


ColeBarsen

Is that a non-normal amount? All of the stores that I’ve worked at (Super-centers) have had between 3 & 4 meat bins…


HankScorpio82

Probably is, I just can still smell them. Thank gawd for Vicks vapor rub.


HuntGundown

That pig was actually a rare vampire pig, just making sure it stays dead


Denverguns

Don’t ask questions…..


hula_balu

For people who want their meat “Extra dead”


IzzetGuild57

Ham stake


WEAJ6518

Bad pallets, and bad forklift drivers


whatafuckinusername

Found one of these impaling a frozen pizza once (wood, not ham)


SkinnyVxnilla

The wood pallets disintegrate into a thousand pieces over time and this is the aftermath of one


NowhereMan_2020

Killing the Ham Vampire.


Short-Bottle-3137

I have a picture of a bunch of peroxide bottles shish kebabbed by a piece of wood being in the truck this stuff is found all the time with stuff in the CAP2 trucks


zonianjohn

HAM!! On a stick....


himasaltlamp

Some vegan.


theonewithbadeyes

Final destination


dennbon

Accident of freeway.


[deleted]

I'd say ignorant/angry employee. That looks intentional.


GilligansIslndoPeril

Cap2 TL here: A non-trivial amount of the time, the warehouse will double stack pallets before loading them into the MP and FDD trailers, which need to be downstacked via Walkie Stacker before they can be worked. Case of ham was probably the top box on the bottom pallet, and at some point, the top pallet broke, and speared into the freight on the bottom pallet.


FewAcanthocephala828

Forget bone-in, we got stick-in!


Nmartinez_77

One time i was working a pallet of the chilled beverages and on the bottom was a box of the big simply orange juice. The box looked perfectly normal until I opened it and there was a stake that cut through 2 bottles and completely drained them. I was super confused, especially considering I was the first person who touched that box since it got wrapped at the DC


BengalShark

Lift drivers sometimes fuck up when putting pallets into slots and smash stuff. Were responsible for a lot of loss here at the distribution center


Purple_Research9607

Meat stick


Dope_goat4

Walmart DCs baby, you’re welcome 😂


SterileTensile

Why use 3 pics when one pic does trick?


settadon

Guarantee it fell in the organics bin. Which it cannot. So they used the nearest pointiest stick like object. Which in most cases, behind the stores, by organics, will be piece of pallets. Take your “spear” get it out of the organics bin. And bring it back inside to dispose of properly.


oreo760

Employee. I can’t say I know from experience……… Definitely an employee taking extra “care “ of that ham.


Difficult-Play5709

The new meat stick


Shadorouse

Ask your mom