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UBC145

It seems like he’s got a very bright future as an organ donor


Kwambe5

If there's any organs left to donate!! 🤯


Dumb_Sleepy_Student

There wont


Cosmic_Quasar

If they're pureed things like liver can be donated to a food processor to be used in pet or baby food.


Radiant_Load

Soylent Green


Mruninvincible

This is a very underrated comment


_Cromwell_

Dude gross. It was in the middle of trying to eat some baby food when I read that. Thanks a bunch.


notinthislifetime20

Wat


deepfriedtots

Excuse me but what now


ionlysaywat

Wat


Doktor_Vem

They could probably donate some blood, though!


SilkRoadGuy

They’d have to scrape it off the streets


N-I-S-H-O-R

Might need a mop


imironman2018

You can donate his cornea. Clearly his brain isnt suitable for donation. It’s too small.


ObjectiveCommon7223

At this speed, this guy’s body will look like ground beef about 2 seconds after making a mistake


jack-snd

I think the organs need to be solid in order to be fit for donation


mitchanium

GPO : Good for Parts Only


Wyvern69

He's about to donate them all over the interstate for free


Tiny_Camp331

You could say detonate


MoozInTheHouz

Idk, I don't think any doctor would give you mushed up organs to its patients.


i-hoatzin

Or as a form of abstract art to adorn the landscape.


LordElfa

For what, a restaurant that specializes in pate?


HawkeyeByMarriage

Probably already happened since this was filmed


cycl0ps94

That's some pre r/meatcrayon behavior


YogurtclosetNeat6406

r/Darwinawards behaviour


Key_Pie_4951

I wish I had never clicked that link..


justadude1414

I hear this guys name was Skidmark.


itsnotaboutyou2020

Squid.


MrOtsKrad

meat crayon.


Ajntoin

Skidd Mcmarx "Oh yeahhh"


Admirable-Builder878

The Magenta Mist.


alright_who

Skidmark Steve!, you still hanging out playing nintendo?


rleech77

This person should never be allowed to drive again


whenItFits

They will never be doing anything again soon.


kylo-ren

Hopefully not killing anyone in the process.


mcorra59

Yeah, i was thinking this, if he wants to risk his life, do it, is yours, but he's risking everyone else too, that's not fair.


[deleted]

Definitely getting buried soon.


Shadeleovich

Closed casket too


realhuman_no68492

just scattered around in the field is enough for this kind of being.


b2walton

According to the music, he's definitely never gonna dance again.


PutridPiglet

I think his guilty feet’s lack of rhythm will be the least of his concerns.


StormsNopixel

He just enjoyed his life


kingfat187

Don't Ever Underestimate how good George Michael's music was


w0greTV

Officer pulls him over, hears the track: "niceee"


mjrbrooks

> ~~pulls him over~~ *Scoops him up with a shovel*


just_some_guy65

How many of him were there?


ThatSpecialAgent

What an absolute piece of shit. Hope nobody else gets hurt when he inevitably wrecks it one day.


Ac997

The sound of the bike passing you at that speed alone could cause someone to wreck. I was in Pittsburgh on the high way around 12 at night & it was dead quiet & this bike just came blaring past me going at minimum 160. It scared the living shit out of me & I jerked the wheel & almost lost control. It sounded like a jet engine. Indeed a careless, selfish piece of shit.


AliKat309

don't take this the wrong way but if you jerk the steering wheel when you get scared or surprised you might want to try and mitigate that, it's a really bad habit


DOCTOR_CITADEL

Yeah, I agree. Any habit that could get you killed should be mentally crushed immediately. Only you are in charge of your multi-ton murder machine on wheels. Nobody else. Hitting the brakes instinctually makes sense, at least. Jerking the wheel does not.


noobtastic31373

>Hitting the brakes instinctually makes sense, at least. Except when on low traction surfaces, like rain, snow, gravel, etc. hitting the brakes can be just as bad.


Ac997

I’m sorry I don’t have nerves of steel. It was after a long work shift & I was driving in dead silence & a fucking jet engine screams by me. Unless you’ve experienced war I don’t think anyone can train themselves to not flinch when a bomb goes off next to you. I never experienced something like that but maybe next time I’ll be a little more experienced/trained to not jerk the wheel. It’s not even a habit it’s just I never experienced something that loud & fast fly by my car that close lol


ChemicalSymphony

War doesn't help. I still flinch.


Spire_Citron

Yeah, it's not like there's really any way to practise for something like that. What are you supposed to do?


manbearligma

All inputs should be voluntary, do not death grip the inputs You could scream in my ear without warning I would maybe jerk but I would leave the wheel (it happened multiple times to be startled while driving) A strong sudden noise outside the car that makes you believe something is about to hit you is the most difficult thing not to react to, let’s concede that


antennawire

You should not be sorry. You are right and any commenter who tries to put any responsibility on your end is an idiot.


bigblacktwix

Yeah let just people train in a driving simulator with bikes roaring past them. Tf are you on?


mi_throwaway3

lol, blaming somebody because they're literally just doing human things. It's not a habit, it's called 100's of millions of years of evolution.


cheetos-cat

its more like instinct imho. we cant choose what sudden loud noises scare us


AliKat309

instinct can be trained out of, we do it all the time


jmodshelp

Funny enough, some of the normal instinctual reactions are detrimental to motorcycle riding!!


kinglyIII

The only thing that makes me react like that is a loud speeding bike blowing past my car. It’s just a natural reaction.


Iknowyouthought

Someone get captain obvious a reward for saving lives here.


Misophonic4000

So, a careless scream - definitely not a careless whisper


Dead-HC-Taco

Probably wont. He'll mash up someones trunk and will probably cause them a lot of mental issues and whiplash unless his body hits someone when it flies a couple hundred over the car he hits


seagull9824

When the speedometer has to be triple digits just to feel something.


scaryfaise

Get a sharpie and add a .0 to the end of all their numbers. 20.0 in a school zone?? lunatic.


Sunkisthappy

People who do this should be sentenced to, among other punishments, visiting people who were severely injured (ie. on ventilators in the ICU) in motor vehicle accidents. They think they're only risking their own lives, but they need to see first hand how easily they can take another person's life and change their loved ones' lives forever.


deeedubb

He could absolutely kill someone hitting their car at that speed. POS


SubstantialBelly6

Or leave someone absolutely traumatized after watching a body splatter everywhere right in front of them.


ZenkaiZ

He'd probably just see that and laugh. I've known guys like this


Alpenfroedi

I don't think you give a shit when you ride like this. He's fully aware that one mistake by either him or someone else means he's dead. also possible that he's delusional, but more likely just suicidal. Either way not a healthy mental state and probably shouldn't be riding or driving.


Pongfarang

Wham


IHaveSlysdexia

! You dropped this


SnarledBison

How do they even stop at this speed?


westwoo

They don't. He hopes other drivers will behave properly allowing him to weave between them, or he's fucked


Zoltie

But he can't even see far enough ahead to stop if the road gets more congested and there's no space for him to squeeze by. Plus, at that speed I wouldn't even blame a car for changing lanes and causing him to crash since he probably wasn't there a second ago when they looked in their mirrors.


[deleted]

He's going at like half the speed of the video


nog642

He can see a lot farther ahead irl than you can in the video. its a super wide angle lens


drcas5

by becoming ground beef


Rotary_Nightmare

The brakes... Or hit something lol


GranaT0

Slam the brakes on a bike at this speed, I dare you


Rotary_Nightmare

I never said slam, I'd recommend a more gentle application lol


muricabrb

Very quickly and painfully.


canigetahint

Deceleration trauma. It's a real bitch, so I've heard.


Royal_Prize_4381

a wall


thisisan0nym0us

It’d be the final stop that’s for sure


LimitedWard

Deserves prison.


ContentTheory7416

This guy's got a death wish


Sweet-Firefighter280

That's why we purchase motorcycles😁


Jenny_HasLeftTheChat

He wanted to be a racer and it didn’t work out, I think he’s gonna take what he can get until it takes him


knellbell

Organ donor and a danger to other people. I hope they took his license away


CXDFlames

I seriously doubt he's licensed or insured


Funnifan

I don't think it would change anything


SATerp

If cam guy is trying to kill himself, I wish him well.


SixtyNineFlavours

This stinks of bad break up energy.


External_Appearance2

I counted 32 stripes in 6 seconds. Each stripe is 10 ft and the space between is 30 ft, for a total of 40 ft per stripe. 40*32 = 1280 ft every 6 seconds, = 213 ft/s, 213 ft/s * 3600 s/hr / 5280 ft/mile = 145 mph 145 mph Or 240 km/h Edited because typing it on my phone wrecked some formatting


That-Boyo-J

Brother is hurting


MaximumYes

Can confirm. This guy WANTS to die.


That-Boyo-J

Bro’s girl broke up with him and he was like “idc what happens to me or anyone else rn” if bro is still alive, probably realizes how stupid that was


Deadman0712

That’s what I thought. Bro just went through something that was *really* rough ^I ^speak ^from ^experience ^…


MaximumYes

Hang in there king. I know that feel.


T0mbaker

That guy isn't well.


radicalbiscuit

Now _this_ is podracing!


McAuley469

#SpareParts


marijnvtm

He is an absolute morron and will soon die if he keeps doing it but the mood is pretty nice


Songgeek

Tell me you’re suicidally depressed without telling me


Julianitaos

That’s like warp speed 😮‍💨


Roasted_Butt

This dude is one pebble away from disaster.


Ungadinga

As much as I wanna shit on him for riding like an idiot, I think he’s hurt deep down. This is self destructive behaviour imo. I hope homies okay.


lechedeslactosada

I really want to see the bad ending when it's an asshole like that behind the wheel, but I think about the innocent people that could get hurt because of his stupidity and I'm glad no one died.


Sfocus

is there a full video?


Mjk2581

I imagine the camera is making them seem faster then they are in reality going but even that doesn’t slow this down enough


nog642

Need the full video Edit: I'm pretty sure the music and singing is a separate audio clip. You can hear it cut back in around 0:15 after the woohoo. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_U98mj14GUs) is another video using the same audio. It sounds slightly different but I'm pretty sure it is the same audio. Probably not the original, since someone in the comments is saying they've heard the sound elsewhere before and is asking for the sauce. Whoever paired the audio with this video is quite an artist. This is a vibe.


Funnifan

Yeah, Idk why but I really like this video. I don't approve the actions tho.


trentovna

Men be like: bike is my therapy <3


SmallKing

If he crashes at this speed, limbs will be scattered everywhere.


Boomertrooper7509

I can see that he clearly doesn’t care about his safety but people like this need to consider other people safety as he’s not just a danger to himself


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JacksLungs1571

Movement seems too smooth to be sped up. I'd expect to see jittery movement from either his crotch rocket (seems an appropriate time to use that term) or the movement of the vehicles as he passes them. Don't underestimate an individuals potential for stupidity nor the speed one of those can reach. All he has to do is dump that bike at that speed, and he'll paint a few hundred feet with his inerds.


Cl0udSurfer

Also you can hear him singing along to the music and laughing. Might have been audio added in post, but from the sounds of the road I doubt it


muriken_egel

Not sure but it sounds more like the audio was recorded in a car. At those speeds, wind noise becomes deafening in a helmet. Also, the base in the audio sounds too rich for any helmet-based speaker system to be able to produce. Might be wrong though.


Misophonic4000

Definitely not sped up - the main tell is the frequency of the vibrations, and the steering inputs


the_kaden

I think It might be... wouldn't bet on it, but I'd guess it is.


lastdazeofgravity

Over 200 mph for sure


1290SDR

[Typically street bikes are limited to 186 MPH.](https://www.topspeed.com/heres-why-your-sport-bike-is-restricted-to-186-mph/) Not that it matters much at those speeds.


joseph58tech

Something happened to him and he has no care to live on, so he is fulfilling his final destiny


groundhoggirl

Have to say that was the last song I thought would be paired with this level of foolishness


ZenkaiZ

This is what it means to live life to the fullest Until it doesn't


RandomGuyinACorner

What an asshole


Ok-Mathematician6975

Full send


jtren725

114 MPH average speed - It's difficult to count the dashed lines because his speed changes, the motion blur, some headlight washout, and some line repainting in areas, but I counted 92 dashed lines (+/- 1) passed during the 22 seconds of video. I did this by watching the video playback at .3 speed and counting each dashed line. Different geographical areas have different standards for the spacing of dashed lines on highways. He sounds American, and a common standard in the US is that each line is 10ft long with 30ft inbetween. This means that each new line passed represents 40ft of travel. 40ft x 92 dashed lines = 3,680 feet traveled in 22 seconds. 3,680 feet / 22 seconds = 167.27 feet per second on average (obviously slower at the beginning and faster at the end). 167.27 FPS = 114.04 MPH (average speed over the whole 22 second run)


triarii3

My toddlers are in the back seat. This type of reckless shit scares me.


Aggravating_Young397

Breakneck speeds will one day break your neck… I wonder why 🤔


DoubleReady

Honestly I care less what happens to him if he hits someone, im more concerned about the innocent bystanders


zack1010101

he's about to be at home in heaven if he keeps that driving up


maxvsthegames

Fuck that guy


graffiksguru

Hope this video was sped up. This guy is a piece of shit.


Flutruombaonist

Tbh by the movement of the bike it wouldn't be sped up a lot if at all. Just an absolute maniac at work


KnoxKD

Yeah because you ain’t making it home driving like that on something with two wheels


Photo_Beneficial

People like this make up half of the gore subreddits. Kids will be watching this video thinking about how cool he looks long after he's dead. Not knowing he was scooped into a body bag after he slipped and got eaten by a gaurd rail. Don't be this guy.


CrispyMelons

Why is everyone saying organ donor? Theres not gonna be enough for him to donate.


Synthegr8

I get this guys an asshole, but song name


Poetics83

Careles Whisper - George Michael


verysmolpupperino

Careless Whisper by George Michael


angui115

Darude - Sandstorm


Funnifan

How do you not know


FreakiestFrank

Crazy but what a rush I’ll bet


Pretend-Patience9581

No kangaroos there obviously.


w0greTV

I'd read the book


FreedomSquatch

Fuck this guy.


[deleted]

People like this are why people hate motorcycles.


IDKanymoretho

Irresponsible, yeah. But my buddy was suicidal a pretty long time ago, and he'd do this because he practically didn't care about his life anymore. This guy needs some help, poor SOB.


assertivelemon

I understand it's endangering people around him, but y'all must have never rode a bike to your absolute limits. The feeling of knowing you could die and still pushing it, is adrenaline like no other. Despite never riding like this on road, I've pushed it on dirt trails and had those manic skitzo screams. Again it's selfish and stupid, but it's also so fkn gnarly and badass


time4tjllen

I do this in gta v. I die every 2 minutes. Not to mention, if he hits a pebble or pothole, he’s beyond fucked right?


Funnifan

Skill issue


johnjohnc137

Perfect song for this!


Cbarlik93

I hope people like this get turned into mist, but in a way that doesn’t kill anyone else


Caffeinated_Cucumber

He's not at home he's very clearly at road


CryptographerFit3894

He’s about to turn into a mangled pile of scrap!!


ciulpsi

Piece of shiet


Mateo323

I don't know what happened to this guy, I don't know what hurt him. But you can definitely tell, you can hear it in his voice as he sings along with the music. This man is hurting! I hope he's okay. I hope he gets some help. I hope he finds a new bro.


EARink0

People hear me talk about playing GTA or Cyberpunk just cruising around on a motorcycle like "you know you can do that in real life, you have a bike". Yeah but sometimes i wanna go _fast_ like this guy except without worrying about turning into a meat crayon. Or that + i wanna be stoned while doing it. I'm really happy with all my organs and my skin being where they belong, thank you very much, I'll keep my stupid motor sports stunts to the digital realm.


Funnifan

Damn, I'll probably do the same thing in GTA 6.


TheFenceHimself

In just this short ride this guys was alive more then most people are their whole life.


phelpsieboi

I don’t approve of this but man, the man is living


deadly-nymphology

Guy doing this in my city killed himself and a backseat full of children in another car. Fuck you if drive like an idiot.


Medical_Zucchini_721

That is so damn sad. 😣


asleeponthesun

Been there. Nice song choice.


ArabAesthetic

This is a horrible, godawful piece of shit thing to do. That being said i can only imagine what that adrenaline rush felt like. Still should just scratch this itch in GTA or VR or whatever. This aint it.


gaywoon_nig

The man is LIVING!


eXclurel

Sharing videos like this one encourages these kinds of assholes to do the same. They love getting attention by endangering innocent people on the road and then they cry about how unfair being a motorcycle on the road compared to a car when one of them becomes a skidmark on the road.


damo251

Definitely sped up by a lot, he is probably doing 250kph through traffic but this is 400+


DaRkRaInGamer4

even 1000cc sport bikes struggle go over 300 so i doubt this is over 400, hell even motogp bikes don’t go over 360


Misophonic4000

It's not sped up - it's just a wide angle lens, so it feels like more distance rushes by than it should, for that given speed


damo251

It is sped up, it's already been to the sub they did the math and due to time VS white lines passed the estimate is about late 300 kph to early 400kph speed and if you think that that is doable at night on a bike in traffic then you actually have no idea about speed or riding a bike.


punkJD

The cars that he is passing through look like they are stopped, plus, there are bikes capable of 400kph +, so not sure if this is sped up (doesn't look like it to me), but it's definitely not impossible.


[deleted]

Waste of smegma


Jumpy_Worry8528

Does anyone know if this guy has a tt or YouTube or any social media


Bearded_Ham75

There's never a wrong time for Careless Whisper I guess


Bombtrain

Either he’s a total idiot or he’s lost his will to live


Catdohnut

Who is the op of this video? I find it so moving and beautiful


The_guy_mp

Great song choice!


bruhgamingpoggers

u/savevideo


Kaype_Records

Bikers are something else man 😭😭


mr420_92

Last video he ever made


jaylopezart

“Therapy is for the weak minded”


niq06

Thats a high score


Gloomy-Candidate-910

It’s a shame he did


peternemr

When did George Micheal's Careless Whisper become the meme for manic behavior?


UltimateSimian

Shame bro... talk to someone because this is sime suicidal shit.


Luckie408

I. Love. This. Video. So. Damn. Much.


Hxpnxtik_Exotiic

As a sport bike owner and daily rider, we hate these types of idiots on the road


DBJ237

Please don’t do anything like this. It’s really not worth the feeling or validation at all.


gaywoon_nig

Incredible. Incredible. Encore!


CellSea4160

He has a great future as Foie


Yogurtmedia

If there was oil on the road💀


StormsNopixel

He is at peace dude and living it like it's his last day