Iām a professional wedding photographer and Iāve never seen them at a wedding either, but it 100% aligns with the type of person who wrote the rest of this postā¦
I did actually go to a wedding where they had them and it was really funny because we all got them and kinda loved them because it reminded us of being teenagers.
Hey, you take that back! Iām almost 20, and I drink Smirnoff Ice! I will take no besmirchment of them when they make Berry Blast, my favourite flavour to add to mixed drinks!!! /lh
It's Australian, double black is a type of premix vodka drink that has a higher alcohol content than other premix drinks (6.5%).
Scull means to drink your drink quickly all in one go.
Ah ha.
Australian stuff (still a puzzled expression of my face).
Yay! Kangaroos! I love kangaroos.
So why would they be pulling glass out of their feet after the sculled double blacks?
I took it to mean they're just bragging about getting so drunk that glasses were smashing on the floor and they were dancing so much they didn't notice.
As someone who stepped on a tiny piece of glass IN OCTOBER 2022, and itās still bothering me, sounds very unpleasant.
It was a tiny piece in the ball of my toe. I never bled at all, pretty sure itās just a sliver. I just have a permanent callous there now.
I work with glass as a hobby, and even though I sweep and vacuum the floor of my studio, tiny pieces of glass can stick there. I have a couple of places on my feet where I must have stepped on glass because I also have a few random calluses. It's almost impossible to find and remove tiny pieces of glass once they're in there. I sometimes use callus removal stuff when they get too annoying, but I can't get rid of them entirely.
Buddy of mine got into a car accident and had a piece of glass go into his wrist (or arm, I don't remember well). Months later it finally started to bother him and the doctor had to open up the skin to remove it. It's amazing what the human body can do to protect itself.
I went to a Bat Mitzvah. They had a full section that looked like a āshopā, with jackets, hats, yetis , keychains, you name it, all with this girls party logo. They āopenedā at 10pm when all the kids proceeded to ran through it grabbing stuff. It was all free.
I had no idea people do this.
Sounds like Super Sweet Sixteen - 2024 Bat Mitzvah edition. The saving grace is that it was free, at least they acknowledged no-one is paying for that.
Do you think that was just what they were calling their wedding favors? I always like the term āswagā for freebies but to the TikTok generation they call it āmerch,ā which took me a minute to realize it was āmerchandise.ā
Do they use it to mean free stuff? I'm an elder millennial and "merch" was a thing when I was in high school for branded merchandise for sale, e.g., "Yo I got some sweet Blink182 merch at the concert last night"
Duhhh people are going to want to wear the tshirts everywhere to make people jealous and regale them with tales of the best wedding everrrrrr!
Butā¦umā¦the wedding this person described soundsā¦ahemā¦not classy.
Social media Influencer wedding maybe? They all have merch. Stag/hen parties sometimes seem to have personalised shirts. Could also mean something like that
That line is purposely cruel.
Bragging about how fun your wedding was & sharing photos? Fine. Thatās what FB is for.
But if youāre a friend/coworker/cousin who wasnāt invited, what are you supposed to say? āCongratulations! Wish Iād made the cut!ā
Is it nuts that I want to see the pics? It sounds like a college party gone wrong in all the ways that you only think are awesome when youāre 19. I didnāt understand any of that but I really want more infoā¦
I always think that about stores like this in particular, but then I remind myself that these are the worst people with the worst taste, and the worst manners, so itās going to be the worst possible version of whatever Iām thinking.
Fuck oath, especially if you use them in the smoff challenge, where groups of people take turns 1v1ing each other in sculling them as quickly as possible until only the best smoff sculler remains
Nah, it's just Aussie slang, I read it completely normally and then read the comments where everyone was confused which gave me a laugh.
It's definitely more college/University behaviour than what I'd expect for a wedding though, none of the weddings I've been to (or heard about) in Australia have been like this but I'm not mates with any drongos.
Assuming the original post is from an Aussie, as suggested below, it seems to be a game called **Tunnel and Laps** that involves two teams, lobbing a ball, and running around the other team while they stand shoulder-to-shoulder to prevent that player to being able to make it back to their own team. I can see how that could possibly get rough enough to end up with a black eye. What I found on the interwebs: https://www.sportaus.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0018/704007/Tunnel-and-laps.pdf
Thank you! My mind went to a totally different, and frankly horrifying, place.
And I looked up the recipe - it's vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and fresh lime juice.
Not a young person, but I think I can translate as it seems to be Aus/Kiwi slang.
Sculling - downing a whole drink in one go without stopping. So they sculled double blacks (a drink).
Three Shoulders High - ya know when you're in the pool and someone sits on someone elses shoulders to play games? Yea that, but with three people instead of two (base person, person sitting on shoulders, another person sitting on that persons shoulders). They mention jumping in a pool fully clothed further down.
Black eyes - they got black eyes during a game called The Tunnel, no idea what the game is and google-fu is only bringing up online games. I'm thinking it may be similar to Bull Rush which is a very violent game that always ends with someone getting hurt.
The glass in the feet... my interpretation is they were all very drunk, glass bottles were broken due to drunkness and assuming pool side, they were all barefoot (as kiwis and aussies tend to be) and got glass in their feet. OR they're trying to hype up that it was such a drunken affair that they got glass in their feet from all the shenanigans.
Wet Pussy - its a drink, a shot to be specific. Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry and juice.
Double Blacks - premixed Vodka drink, specifically Smirnoff Ice Double Blacks. 7% alchohol content.
Need anything else translated, let me know!
Also recovery: party the day after the wedding that it seems everyone does these days because apparently they didnāt get drunk enough at the reception
There's variations in the juice - some recipes say orange juice while others say pineapple. Personally I'm not a fan of peach schnapps so its not to my taste.
The only half reasonable thing my brain can come up with to explain any of this... I know Jewish weddings have a tradition of breaking a glass during the ceremony. I don't remember all the specifics or symbolism. I think one stomps on it but... usually with shoes on? This wedding just comes off like a substance fueled nightmare.
There was a pool at the party and the guests played a game where one person sits on the shoulders of another person and they wrestle to try and topple them over. They played this game but added a third person on top of the second persons shoulders.
The thing with the glass being broken is most likely just because that tends to happen when there are a lot of bottles and drunk people. The last wedding I went to (also Australia) there were smashed glass bottles.
"Sorry if you didn't receive an invite as you honestly missed out" oh wow. Yeah. That would be an instant "hey did you know that there's a website that will mail people elephant poo?" from me.
How romantic! *rolls eyes.*
Most people on the day after their wedding gush about their new partner and the life they're planning together, then thank guests for coming or whatever.
This sounds more like an ad from a Burning Man clothing supplier.
I have been to some truly awesome wedding where everyone had an absolute blast.
I have also attended weddings where the bride sent out a message like this afterwards.
These were not the same weddings.
I think I'm the minority but this doesn't read that badly to me. I'm Aussie and this reads as a pretty standard bogan wedding post, definitely not classy but also not something I'd blink twice at if someone from my high school posted it.
Wedding merch is hilarious. I do have to say wet pussy shots are a go-to drink at the bar for my girlfriend. Theyāre pink and fruity and donāt really fit the vibe of the rest of the post lol
yknow sometimes you can keep certain details to yourself girl (like the āwet pvssy shotā thing)
also saying āsorry if you werenāt invited lolā is rude?? like all you need to do is not say that
The wet pussy shot is a mixed shot of alcohol. Peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, and some lime juice is my understanding of it.
No actual pussies involved, thatās just the name of the shot.
Why was there merch though
Given the tone of the rest of the post, I would not be surprised if they had actual wedding merch *for sale*
With a gratuitous sign saying something to the effect of "Your contributions are helping make our dream honeymoon come true!".
Oh my god too real š
āHereās our Cash App!ā šµāš«šµāš«
I googled "sculled double blacks" and it gave me results for ski resorts. Not sure what it is/means.
It means they drank Smirnoff Ice Double Blacks (a vodka premix) very quickly. Source : am Australian
Oh the post is written in Australian, makes a lot of sense
Iām so Australian I didnāt even realise this post was Australian - I thought it was just how everyone spoke lmfao
Wait, same
Smirnoff Ice?! The thing that 13 year olds drink? They think itās rock and roll?
Iām a professional wedding photographer and Iāve never seen them at a wedding either, but it 100% aligns with the type of person who wrote the rest of this postā¦
I did actually go to a wedding where they had them and it was really funny because we all got them and kinda loved them because it reminded us of being teenagers.
Get the goon bag!
It would taste better
Zima walked so that Smirnoff Ice could run
Wholly underrated comment here.
I used to get grenadine added back in my younger years
Hey, you take that back! Iām almost 20, and I drink Smirnoff Ice! I will take no besmirchment of them when they make Berry Blast, my favourite flavour to add to mixed drinks!!! /lh
>almost 20 13 year olds drink yeah because you're a teenager, of course you love it!
 Shopping List Reads: Smirnoff Ice Mikeās Hard Lemonade Solo Cups Ping Pong Balls Jolly Ranchers Jello Mix
To be fair Iām in my 30s and wouldnāt turn one down.
And here was this kiwi thinking they were drinking coffee!
Sounds disgusting. Guaranteed hangover.
It's Australian, double black is a type of premix vodka drink that has a higher alcohol content than other premix drinks (6.5%). Scull means to drink your drink quickly all in one go.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
Ah ha. Australian stuff (still a puzzled expression of my face). Yay! Kangaroos! I love kangaroos. So why would they be pulling glass out of their feet after the sculled double blacks?
I took it to mean they're just bragging about getting so drunk that glasses were smashing on the floor and they were dancing so much they didn't notice.
Haha, I live in San Francisco and assumed it was a Jewish wedding
As someone who stepped on a tiny piece of glass IN OCTOBER 2022, and itās still bothering me, sounds very unpleasant. It was a tiny piece in the ball of my toe. I never bled at all, pretty sure itās just a sliver. I just have a permanent callous there now.
I work with glass as a hobby, and even though I sweep and vacuum the floor of my studio, tiny pieces of glass can stick there. I have a couple of places on my feet where I must have stepped on glass because I also have a few random calluses. It's almost impossible to find and remove tiny pieces of glass once they're in there. I sometimes use callus removal stuff when they get too annoying, but I can't get rid of them entirely.
Buddy of mine got into a car accident and had a piece of glass go into his wrist (or arm, I don't remember well). Months later it finally started to bother him and the doctor had to open up the skin to remove it. It's amazing what the human body can do to protect itself.
It may work itself out one day
They got pissed and stomped them, maybe?
Thank you. I'm like, a wedding on skis, okay, I'm listening, but they're just listing booze. Edgy...
Thanks for asking. I didnāt know either
I went to a Bat Mitzvah. They had a full section that looked like a āshopā, with jackets, hats, yetis , keychains, you name it, all with this girls party logo. They āopenedā at 10pm when all the kids proceeded to ran through it grabbing stuff. It was all free. I had no idea people do this.
Sounds like Super Sweet Sixteen - 2024 Bat Mitzvah edition. The saving grace is that it was free, at least they acknowledged no-one is paying for that.
Do you think that was just what they were calling their wedding favors? I always like the term āswagā for freebies but to the TikTok generation they call it āmerch,ā which took me a minute to realize it was āmerchandise.ā
Do they use it to mean free stuff? I'm an elder millennial and "merch" was a thing when I was in high school for branded merchandise for sale, e.g., "Yo I got some sweet Blink182 merch at the concert last night"
It does mean that, but I think theyāre being playful about the party favors. They seem to fancy themselves rock n rollers.
Wait wait wait.. was this post made by Kourtney Kardashian/Travis Barker? Haha
For their wedding spam, *duh*.
Duhhh people are going to want to wear the tshirts everywhere to make people jealous and regale them with tales of the best wedding everrrrrr! Butā¦umā¦the wedding this person described soundsā¦ahemā¦not classy.
Social media Influencer wedding maybe? They all have merch. Stag/hen parties sometimes seem to have personalised shirts. Could also mean something like that
"Sorry if you didn't receive an invite as you honestly missed out!" is so damn rude. Wow. Dude, you're the one that issued the invitations.
Unfriend
That line literally got a grimace out of me
That line is purposely cruel. Bragging about how fun your wedding was & sharing photos? Fine. Thatās what FB is for. But if youāre a friend/coworker/cousin who wasnāt invited, what are you supposed to say? āCongratulations! Wish Iād made the cut!ā
Makes me almost feel like it wasn't as epic as described. If you didn't like them enough to invite them, why do you care enough to stunt on them??
This sounds like it was carefully crafted and a skillfully aimed towards an ex that will never see it (because they dgaf)
Or they do and it instantly reminds them of why they are now the ex
Yeah that is so incredibly rude and annoying.
Wtf did I just read?
I donāt know but since it didnāt make any sense Iām going to pretend I didnāt. 
Forget all the slang, what the hell did the venue look like after all this?
Scattered with glass and smeared with vomit I reckon
And wet pussy shots spilled all over everything
Is it nuts that I want to see the pics? It sounds like a college party gone wrong in all the ways that you only think are awesome when youāre 19. I didnāt understand any of that but I really want more infoā¦
I always think that about stores like this in particular, but then I remind myself that these are the worst people with the worst taste, and the worst manners, so itās going to be the worst possible version of whatever Iām thinking.
Right I wouldāve had so much fun if I were 20, but this all just sounds like hell to me as a thirty-something.
I just want to know what the tunnel game is.
Sculled double blacks too.
Could be Australian. Sculling means downing a whole drink and double blacks are a strong alcopop drink (lemon aid and vodka)
The Bogan translation is appreciated.
You are a gentleperson and a scholar, mate.
I assumed they mean Johnny Walker Double Black, but the Smirnoffs makes a lot more sense
Itās likely Smirnoff double black, premix vodka based drinks
Wait. Why would lemonade + vodka = double black?
Itās got double the amount of alcohol as normal Smirnoff, so double. And itās in a black can.
Oof. Sounds like it could also lead to a blackout.
Fuck oath, especially if you use them in the smoff challenge, where groups of people take turns 1v1ing each other in sculling them as quickly as possible until only the best smoff sculler remains
Wow, Iām learning so much from this cultural exchange, including āfuck oath.ā
Fuck oath is short form of āfuckin oathā a quintessential Australian saying. Ever heard the phrase āIām not here to fuck spiders?ā
Gotcha. No, I canāt say I have.
It all sounds like a very young person made up fake slang to mess with me. Not today, young person.
Nah, it's just Aussie slang, I read it completely normally and then read the comments where everyone was confused which gave me a laugh. It's definitely more college/University behaviour than what I'd expect for a wedding though, none of the weddings I've been to (or heard about) in Australia have been like this but I'm not mates with any drongos.
Yeah I came to the comments like āwhatās the issue, this all made complete sense?ā Turns out we speak another language here
SKIBIDI GYATT HITCH FAM, NO CAP
Nah just AustralianĀ
i'm glad someone else here feels as old as i do after reading this.
It's ok, you're just not Australian enough to understand, nothing to do with being old or not.
I'm Australian & I don't understand some of it. It must be West Australian.
I don't know how my eyes missed that. Yes, that too.
Assuming the original post is from an Aussie, as suggested below, it seems to be a game called **Tunnel and Laps** that involves two teams, lobbing a ball, and running around the other team while they stand shoulder-to-shoulder to prevent that player to being able to make it back to their own team. I can see how that could possibly get rough enough to end up with a black eye. What I found on the interwebs: https://www.sportaus.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0018/704007/Tunnel-and-laps.pdf
That.... doesn't sound like something you'd do at a wedding?
I read the whole thing and realized... I'm old. Too old to understand
That sounds like a high schooler bragging about the siiiick party he threw while mum and dad were away for the weekend
LMAO! Yes it does!!
100%. The last time I thought I was cool for drinking double blacks I was 17
Lol that was my thought too, I think I included āwas it a wedding or an after prom partyā in another comment of mine responding to someone else
Wet....*what?* 
It's a shot of liquor, I can't remember what's in a wet pussy but a green pussy is creme de menthe and peppermint schnapps.
Thanks for explaining.... I thought it meant shots like photos lol. Weird vibe for a wedding....
I thought they were taking shots out of pussies which is an even weirder vibe for a wedding.
You've heard of boofing and felching, now hear me out...
This time it's just splooshing and squelching ^(I hate myself)
OMG I'm dying. "C'mere, babes! Get your W.A.P.s out for some cheeky wedding photos! š"
Oh my goodness! That reminds of [Leslie Jordan listening to WAP for the first time](https://youtu.be/pVrMpFShz-M?si=ldoHdLmgX3AqJr_Z)
Honey, I was having an absolute shit day, until Leslie Jordan. PBUH and thank you for that.
I've never seen this before and am cracking up. "I don't judge, I guess every garbage can's got its lid..." ššš
š That's what I was thinking you might have thought and it was great! And horrifying, lol.
My brain interpreted it as punching each other in the genitals.
This comment had me cry laughing šššš
I wouldn't rule out the photo explanation.Ā Ā
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised these days what with BJ photos becoming more common š¬
Thank you! My mind went to a totally different, and frankly horrifying, place. And I looked up the recipe - it's vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and fresh lime juice.
Huh! Thanks for looking it up, i was rushing out the door when I first replied. That actually sounds kinda tasty, like a warm summery day.
It's made of vodka, cranberry juice, lime and peach schnapps. It's pretty tasty and fairly popular here in Australia
They were all the rage at Pride a few weeks ago š³ļøāšš¹
crĆØme de la meow meow
Very common shot of vodka and peach scnapps
I feel like this was my exact reaction lol
Could some kind young person be so good as to translate for me? Thank you so very much. š
Not a young person, but I think I can translate as it seems to be Aus/Kiwi slang. Sculling - downing a whole drink in one go without stopping. So they sculled double blacks (a drink). Three Shoulders High - ya know when you're in the pool and someone sits on someone elses shoulders to play games? Yea that, but with three people instead of two (base person, person sitting on shoulders, another person sitting on that persons shoulders). They mention jumping in a pool fully clothed further down. Black eyes - they got black eyes during a game called The Tunnel, no idea what the game is and google-fu is only bringing up online games. I'm thinking it may be similar to Bull Rush which is a very violent game that always ends with someone getting hurt. The glass in the feet... my interpretation is they were all very drunk, glass bottles were broken due to drunkness and assuming pool side, they were all barefoot (as kiwis and aussies tend to be) and got glass in their feet. OR they're trying to hype up that it was such a drunken affair that they got glass in their feet from all the shenanigans. Wet Pussy - its a drink, a shot to be specific. Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry and juice. Double Blacks - premixed Vodka drink, specifically Smirnoff Ice Double Blacks. 7% alchohol content. Need anything else translated, let me know!
>Wet Pussy - its a drink Thank goodness for that.
Also recovery: party the day after the wedding that it seems everyone does these days because apparently they didnāt get drunk enough at the reception
>Need anything else translated, let me know! Eh, hem, yes, which word means 'alcoholic'?
The word Aussie /s
All of them haha
Tbh, the Wet Pussy actually sounds pretty good
There's variations in the juice - some recipes say orange juice while others say pineapple. Personally I'm not a fan of peach schnapps so its not to my taste.
I'm only in my late twenties but I have no idea what the hell half that stuff is. š
Mid 20s here. Donāt look at us we also have no clue. I got lost after the shirts š¤·š»āāļø
What the hell is shoulders and the thing with glass being broken?
The only half reasonable thing my brain can come up with to explain any of this... I know Jewish weddings have a tradition of breaking a glass during the ceremony. I don't remember all the specifics or symbolism. I think one stomps on it but... usually with shoes on? This wedding just comes off like a substance fueled nightmare.
There was a pool at the party and the guests played a game where one person sits on the shoulders of another person and they wrestle to try and topple them over. They played this game but added a third person on top of the second persons shoulders. The thing with the glass being broken is most likely just because that tends to happen when there are a lot of bottles and drunk people. The last wedding I went to (also Australia) there were smashed glass bottles.
This wedding just sounds like a nightmare.
Yeah, nothing I love more than *pulling glass out of my feet* Wat
None of it sounds fun. It sounds like a nightmare. Iād be leaving after dinner, at the latest.
Dinner day 1 or 2?
Oh god I forgot this was a two day debacle
Missed out? More like dodget a bullet. This sounds like a nightmare.
Glass in my feet, ripped shirts, black eyes, and hangovers do not sound fun in any regards.
Merch? Is it a wedding or a concert?
Apparently yes.
r/inclusiveor
Been to a wedding were the bride posted something like this and it was the worst wedding to date
They were selling merch?? What on Earth
Iād say more like they had wedding favours that resembled band merch (ie tshirts, badges)
people who make merch for their weddings/bach parties piss me the f off. that shit is going to end up in landfill in about 2 weeks
Does anyone else feel like they should be smelling burnt toast after reading that? Where's my cane, there's some kids on my lawn I need to yell at.
66 here & I made my nursing home reservation for asap.
"Sorry if you didn't receive an invite as you honestly missed out" oh wow. Yeah. That would be an instant "hey did you know that there's a website that will mail people elephant poo?" from me.
Sooooo... TL:DR is they all got incredibly drunk?
Screenshot is from February 2018. Are they still married? Still shirtless? Still picking glass out of their feet? I have questionsā¦
Their wedding had "merch." Lol Yet, not a word said about the vows or commitment. My bet - Divorced in less than 5 years.
Yup. Bride is showing whatās important to her - her ego, a quick buck, and getting wasted.
Don't forget needing to feel popular. Always a great quality in a partner.
I didnāt know they let 15 year olds get married
No one is sad to miss a wedding thrown by the lower elementsā¦..
How romantic! *rolls eyes.* Most people on the day after their wedding gush about their new partner and the life they're planning together, then thank guests for coming or whatever. This sounds more like an ad from a Burning Man clothing supplier.
Hang onto that merch! It's going to become collectible after the divorce!Ā
Who can translate this from English to English?
I know someone who would almost certainly write their wedding report like this š needless to say they're a social media manager š¤£
This what I imagine the wedding of two Juggalos to be like.
Immediately unfriending and blocking. Ew.
Iām not even sure what language a lot of this is in. 3 person high shoulders? Sculled double blacks? Maybe Iām just old.
Why are they proud about having glass in their feet?
Apparently I'm a large ocean away from where this took place and I feel safer knowing that.
Sounds more like a frat party than a wedding
I have been to some truly awesome wedding where everyone had an absolute blast. I have also attended weddings where the bride sent out a message like this afterwards. These were not the same weddings.
Tell me you're trashy without using the word trashy. Ick.
This wedding sounds so gross
ThisĀ sounds like the worst frat party in history.
I've never been so glad to not be invited to something.
Reading this makes me feel like Iām having a stroke.
I don't know what most of that stuff is, because I am old and not cool, it sounds like they had a super fun wedding.
Iām also old and uncool and tbh it sounds terrible š glass in their feet??
I think I'm the minority but this doesn't read that badly to me. I'm Aussie and this reads as a pretty standard bogan wedding post, definitely not classy but also not something I'd blink twice at if someone from my high school posted it.
Ah, the sacred and beautiful sacrament of marriage. š
I donāt know why, but I was really expecting a more gracious end to the sentence that started āsorry if you didnāt receive an inviteā¦ā
What are wet pussy shots and why do I feel like they wouldnāt wedding appropriate? Once you answer that, let me know what the tunnel game is.
I think it was a nice gesture to the guests that it was great having them there. However, the āsorry if you werenāt invited ā was icky.
Why would they have glass in their feet? I'm feeling so old and out of the loop. Sad face.
So shirts were ripped off but everyone jumped in the pool fully clothed?
Yikes. A casserole of trashy.
peaked in high school
Could someone translate this for me?
Divorce in 6 months
Am I having a stroke?
Who got married? A fraternity?Ā
I am actually proud to say I didn't understand a fucking word of this!
Immaturity is not for everyone. Hard pass at that shit!
I need a Bogan to Yank dictionary to read this.
Wedding merch is hilarious. I do have to say wet pussy shots are a go-to drink at the bar for my girlfriend. Theyāre pink and fruity and donāt really fit the vibe of the rest of the post lol
This sounds awful. What are they, 20?
Super cool party, super trashy wedding tbh
yknow sometimes you can keep certain details to yourself girl (like the āwet pvssy shotā thing) also saying āsorry if you werenāt invited lolā is rude?? like all you need to do is not say that
The wet pussy shot is a mixed shot of alcohol. Peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, and some lime juice is my understanding of it. No actual pussies involved, thatās just the name of the shot.
Nothing says festive like glass in the feet! Oooof, I felt that sentence.
I don't understand any of these words in this order.Ā
How to Spot a Bogan 101
This sounds like it was absolutely horrible. Black eyes? Bleeding feet?
I donāt know about yāall, but if Iām pulling glass outta my feet, that is a sign that Iāve had the *opposite* of a good time.