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*The fifth one is so*
*Calm he relaxed his joints to*
*Be that flexible*
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Go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over!
https://preview.redd.it/5g7n2dk7amvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c59a966b314e05b4adb93aba484208a7bf38c83
Pic 3 reminds me of this pic I had as a lock screen background for many years like 10 years ago
https://preview.redd.it/u06etlxg6nvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286286cef615b21bf6de0fa50b8b10ba6f6b616f
On January 1. 2000 12:00 am. Y2K was supposed to have destroyed the world.
I was living 45 minutes north of the Hanford Nuclear Power Plant.
Since I was home. I grabbed a beer from my fridge. Went to my deck and stood waiting for the bright flash just before certain death.
The beer was cold. The end
The third picture, with the tornado. As a lifelong citizen of Oklahoma, I can tell you that this is a fairly common attitude. If it's that far away, it can't hurt you, but it makes for one hell of show! Back in 2006, when an F5 ripped a mile-wide swath of destruction through southern Oklahoma City, people were glued to their TV's.
Great concept.
I feel the execution would be more effective if the disasters were more severe and closer to home, showing an extreme of courage under fire
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this is fine
Keep calm and carry on
Let's keep our vibrations high and manifest the safety we seek within š š¤”
The fifth one is so calm he relaxed his joints to be that flexible
I think he's taking a nap. Cause you know, cool guys don't look at explosions but chill guys don't look at eruptions.
Homeboy decided he didnāt need his right leg
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THE HOLY HAIKUSBOT! :D
Awesome bot
I mean, what else *can* you do?
Focus on escaping to the safest place available? Finding emergency workers? Helping locate people or pets in need of rescue?
Dang, this is actually kinda of amazingĀ
*ITS AN EARTHQUAKE, STOP, DROP and chill š§*
Go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over! https://preview.redd.it/5g7n2dk7amvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c59a966b314e05b4adb93aba484208a7bf38c83
Number 11 is kind of a vibe
I kinda love these
What the fuck is wrong with 5
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That last one could be an album cover.
That tornado image looked like the roll cloud decided to "fuck it lets go to the ground"
Pic 3 reminds me of this pic I had as a lock screen background for many years like 10 years ago https://preview.redd.it/u06etlxg6nvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286286cef615b21bf6de0fa50b8b10ba6f6b616f
It's called a hurricane party, son!
I'm going to make no.17 my wallpaper. That one is badass
How to Accept Climate Change
On January 1. 2000 12:00 am. Y2K was supposed to have destroyed the world. I was living 45 minutes north of the Hanford Nuclear Power Plant. Since I was home. I grabbed a beer from my fridge. Went to my deck and stood waiting for the bright flash just before certain death. The beer was cold. The end
Cool story bro, tell it again
Fuck off!
It is a true story you fuck! Iām 55 years old. I was 31 when the scare started. The computers were all supposed to crash. I lived in TouchĆ© Wa. If the oldest working nuclear power station in America. The home of the baby boy. Was going to god damn explode I had no place to run . Beside the rest of the world was going to be just as bad! My choice was to go ahead andā Be a fucking Man open a beer. Have a smoke and embrace the end of the world head on.
The third picture, with the tornado. As a lifelong citizen of Oklahoma, I can tell you that this is a fairly common attitude. If it's that far away, it can't hurt you, but it makes for one hell of show! Back in 2006, when an F5 ripped a mile-wide swath of destruction through southern Oklahoma City, people were glued to their TV's.
https://preview.redd.it/vof9kld0knvc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=26d983222720ed7ee2690a2d789e3ff2aeb8cd24 squirtle??
Did you model the calm humans after people you know irl? A surprising amount of these people look like my coworkers... we might be coworkers...
Nope
They can't render tornadoes properly.
Literally Kurgan city
Great concept. I feel the execution would be more effective if the disasters were more severe and closer to home, showing an extreme of courage under fire
This is me at work.
Number 8 has already accepted his fate.
@OP did you have to get really detailed for each one of these photos? New to BIC
Nope. It was pretty basic "calmly relaxing during a ____. 35mm photograph. "
Nice, Ai knows the vibes lol
7 reminds me of something in a video.
14 is pretty much the Just Cause 3 title screen lmao
I genuinely love this, thank you.
3 has that smooth tornado
"Nuclear bomb goes off? Stay calm, its just your skin melting off."
I donāt think whoever made that rule wanted people to be THAT calm
Some of these would make SICK album covers.
Watching a volcano eruption from a beach chair would be pretty great
supermans dad when in a tornado:
āMeditating at Mount St. Helenāsā sounds like a Magic Treehouse title.
You forgot to mention this is photoshopped you clown š¤”
These were made with Bing Image Creator.
Acceptance
The third tornado one could be an album cover.
these are make me calm unironically
Reminds me of [David A. Johnston](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_A._Johnston) who died in the Mount St. Helens eruption
A lot of volcanos but no rock falls, sink holes, avalanches?
feet
https://preview.redd.it/d1f8q72zilvc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f00379060f4dbf8dd948e14e86e5cb8533f99fd
Love this, thank you!