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Daiyahoo

The dad clipping through the door in the first one made my day


Wetlandia

It makes me wish AI never gets better at this. So much humor in the mistakes. The mom's uni-arm in 7 is great, and something even more horrifying is happening with the arms in 8.


gracius0ne

8: Let's not overlook the reappearance of Ash's Hand from Evil Dead, creeping along the doorframe


Rp0605

What’s wrong with her arm? She’s just a Minecraft Villager.


Jus-Wonderin9680

Horrible Transporter accident. He had to live the rest of his life as a doorman.


fubar1962

The haunted door is 1st clue, the rest look like they poisoned the milk.


SatansCatfish

It’s Ghost Dad.


Kumquat_Haagendazs

The door is the real predator in several.


KurbKobrainNirvaner

he REALLY wants that milk


TasteDeeCheese

The milk man He turns your father into bottle of "strange milk"


nopenope4567

I just love the ones where the delivery guy is inside, like the families are arriving to pick up their milk.


realdrpepperschwartz

My head cannon was he somehow tricked them into giving him their house


TheKingOfSwing777

Same those got me


WrongJohnSilver

[Indoor Salesman](https://youtu.be/vdiGL8gmJUU?si=VYdhqAHPqPUvp9iw) vibes


arthurlbrown

She has one fused arm! 😂🤣😂 https://preview.redd.it/r9d0jmll5xvc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9bb9d4adfbada11d94a4fe1cc7da447c9a572d


Mobile-Attitude-8791

Minecraft villagers just got hella better with rtx 


arthurlbrown

Lmao!


bendoesit17

https://preview.redd.it/y1qwniql5zvc1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=4607796d689327a472ab84a6d4b5d4d54a1a4574 Same energy


Timely_Alarm2952

hrrrr hrrrr


Principatus

It’s like that safety bar on rollercoasters, except a different kind of ride.


CorbinNZ

https://preview.redd.it/3ok9moaj9xvc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57478fd4d767bfb33adcc51fc7b9b775f8d2701e Nic Cage lookin ass dad


Xenoscope

![gif](giphy|HPvfnOuz1tOgg|downsized)


whiskersMeowFace

There is a tornado behind him too. Lol


_-ebb_and_flow-_

I love how the popular trope of something sinister usually accompanies an abnormally big grin 😂


monsterfurby

No. 2 looks like he really wants to kill Supes.


oupheking

That's Billy Butcher alright


Pterodactyloid

The milkman came from inside the house


lysergic_tryptamino

And the family lives outside


Separate-Leg-5699

You don't have one at home?


Pterodactyloid

He got locked in the closet and everyone forgot about him so he's just a skeleton now.


SalamanderJohnson

#1 brings a whole new meaning to "door man."


bendoesit17

https://preview.redd.it/r9ehzmbp5zvc1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=daa149688c4c7f088587c41fa1497963fc5cd459 Someone help him


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

He has a smile on his face but his eyes say he’s in pain


245--trioxin

![gif](giphy|peDlc8KrykHIc)


inio

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.


NondeterministSystem

It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world *deserves*.


RedLightSyndrome

https://preview.redd.it/xd2hzsw0ayvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e135da32a25fc8ba2bccda3996b507941de5220c No spine child


delurkrelurker

Bones need calcium.


Malicious_blu3

The photo on the wall in 9 is hilarious lol!


CreatedOblivion

Dad in slide 1 is a ghost or else has the ability to phase through solid objects. And the milk is in a bleach bottle.


Factory__Lad

Liking the unfocused implication of menace. What’s going on in these pics? Is the milk poisoned? We sense ulterior motives.


indycicive

Arms, hands, fingers just wherever. Love it!


BrokenAgate

"YAY! Our creepy milk delivery man is here! Now we can complete our pentagram ritual in the basement."


Acolytical

I AM THE MILKMAN. MY MILK IS DELICIOUS. Where are my Psychonaut fans?


taylena5eva

Do people still get milk delivered in America? I only see that in like retro movies to signal it’s the mid 20th century


alien_from_Europa

You can order milk on Postmates.


TrLiterature

In denser metro markets like Seattle, yep. It's a luxury/retro thing.


DetroitArtDude

6 is thinking "I'll be damned if asians think they can move into this neighborhood"


ovoKOS7

11 be like: *we Happy Few*


Zorpfield

Its bleach


KingDom_1110

8. Someone else is waiting behind the door


T_pas

No one is worried! They must have asked for rhat$


Bacedorn

#6 the dude is delivering milk to a family who came to his house


Awkward-Penguin172

ITS NOT MILK 🥛


kthraxxi

On the 4th image, the milk man would be the least of their problems from the looks of it. That family was living with a fricking hobgoblin or smth.


thoughtu8

I think I'm more concerned at how ai is picking up on sarcasm so well....like how did the ai know you didn't actually want what you asked? Unless this isn't your actual prompt.


Separate-Leg-5699

It actually is pretty good at picking up on those comedic cues


thoughtu8

I see but like how......


R4xuss

Llegó el lechero, sapee.


blueblurz94

Fuck my facial muscles hurt just from looking at these


jiraaffe

Everyone seems so excited about the milk, I'm glad there isn't anything sinister or devious going on, that would be a real shame


Voslock

I'm most angry that the first one has the doorknob on the hinge side of the door. Absolutely mad.


goldtardis

A lot of these remind me of a Goosebumps book cover. All they need is an ominous tagline.


Pale_Pepper_137

Its not milk, inst it?


Affectionate_Lab2632

Anyone else sees Aphex Twins in #9?


Sweet_Xocoatl

The milk is coming from inside the house.


20Bubba03

Milk Menace


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jellyfish-blues-

I feel like I've seen this episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Before.


cm_renee

I love how wholesome & creepy these are.


matmanx1

Hard to beat that first pic with the ?Dad? ?Brother? ?Boyfriend? living inside the door. I also love how half the pictures have the family outside and the delivery-man inside the house, lol.


CheshireKetKet

How do people come up with these 😅🤣


Separate-Leg-5699

I'm dead inside


pretty-ugly-zombie

Guy in #2 looks like a young Nicolas Cage


Beautiful_Business10

Seen *A Clockwork Orange* one too many times?


Android_mk

I love how 1,2, and 6 the family is the one giving the milk.


Darth_Zounds

"That's it, we'll get our own milk at the grocery store..."


herpyfluharg13

That first one looks like Keith David lol


Large_Discipline_127

Oh! He is not evil!!! He just needs people to understand. Ya know, love and accept him. #kidding


EducationalVideo6621

Take a sipp doormand


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Why is #6 having that "...this will take care of them damn Koreans once and for all..." vibes?


Weekly-Race-9617

How is no one noticing the hand coming from the boy’s neck?


SL13377

The most normal looking one is the last one and that’s saying something! Wtf was the prompt?!


noo6s9oou

Idk bro, I’d say knobs on the hinge side of the door is pretty sinister, not to mention Mr. Doorman.


ChaoticGoku

Joker Milk Delivery Service. So fast and efficient you’ll laugh at yourself for not getting it before and laugh at your neighbors for still spending time and gas going to the store


TyLa0

Eh bien , eh bien on va s’en passer du lait hein ! De toute c’est indigeste pour mes boyaux ;)) Eh Well (x2 ), we're going to do without milk, eh! Everything is indigestible for my guts ;))


EntertainmentNew562

HE IS IN THE DOORS HE IS IN THE DOORS OH MY GOD HE IS IN THE DOORS HELP HELP HELP


Yes2allofit

That guy is coming out of the door!


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

How crazy would it be if you had to go to the milkman’s house to get your milk cause that is the world that half of these people live it.


Stanfan_meowman25

Number 8- hands for days! 😂


Ausaini

The first on is hilarious, but from 6-12 the AI really shows it doesn’t know how doors work. Knob on the door frame, the hinge side of the door. Or how deliveries work! Why is the family outside in 1,2,6 and 10?


Fragrant_Tear2140

"I've made... brought you, your milk"


kingOofgames

“The milkman can and kicked us out and took over our house, but the milks great, freshly squeezed…”


marioplex

Wtf is the devil doing delivering milk in the first one


Xenoscope

It’s [LEGAL](https://youtu.be/Wd2hJpysKfA?si=caBhG0vNimPP6Xb3)


memebuob

He got so happy that he went through the door


Tree09man

The 4th one where they exchange one of their kids for milk is wild 🤣


DarkCreeperKitty

getting slappy the dummy vibes from 10


cfwang1337

Hahaha what a story, Mark.


The_Black_Jacket

Is that a JoJo reference?!


Efficient-Ad6814

7 and 11 definitely give me We Happy Few vibes lol


civver3

>4 of 12 Martin Luther King? >11 of 12 That is totally Agent 47. With a slasher smile, for some reason.


Kiltemdead

I knew a guy in college that looked exactly like the milk guy in number 9...


Nsfwnroc

I'm pretty sure that first guy just poured milk in a bleach bottle.


Pwnstix

Milk delivery by the creatures from From


dohfv

The Cum Man has Cum to deliver his Cum


Nearing_the_666

This reminded me of the chemistry lab in our school. We were supposed to do some test on adulterated milk. A boy drank it to see what's wrong and the taste was off. He got actually slapped by the teacher. I don't remember exactly, but it's definitely not for drinking milk; I think he made some vulgar remarks after drinking it 😁.


Joloxsa_Xenax

11 kinda looks like joker


ShrimpShackShooters_

MLK


Natewoodford

![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS) "Milk"