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I would open it for Vader, if a full ass airlock door can’t stop a Jedi, I don’t think a simple door is going to be able to keep the empire out. Its less property damage my family would have to pay and who knows maybe Vader just wants to have a nice chat
I'm only opening it up for Shrek and Thor.
Thor is a good dude and it looks like he brought juice. I fucking love juice.
Shrek isn't there to mess me up. Shrek is here to come get me so we can mess someone else up TOGETHER.
This brings back less than pleasant memories of a friend who usually did heroin but was trying to hook up with a tweaker chick and i.v.'d meth instead. I heard a knock on the door and there he was. Face distorted through the peephole, as if by a fish-eye lens, waving a knife around, pointed at the peephole more often than not.
I wouldn't let him in unless he put the it away, which seems like a reasonable request. Bad times,.....bad times.
Big bird's a lot nicer than all these and I think with Darth Vader you have no choice but to open the door. Do not resist. It won't end well. There are TIE fighters coming to your house and he can knock down the door.
In order:
Hell no!
No
Hell yeah!
Thor's here and he brought snacks!? Aww, yisss
Me 'n' Big Bird gonna do a little Netflix 'n' cloacc
In this instance, choice is an illusion
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You don't see big bird's weapon, so I would let him in.
Wait until you see what’s hidden in his pants.
He wears pants?
You prefer your robbers without pants?
Oh no what?
An Egg.
Just like Birdo
Big Bird's big weapon.
I don't recall him wearing trousers.
He doesn't wear pants
You’ve never had a sandwich stolen out of your hand by a seagull and it shows.
In that case waluigi's nose could do some damage.
He **is** the weapon
Big bird IS the weapon
Thor brought booze
If you have Mjölnir in one hand, a beer in the other, and had the curiosity to knock I'm welcoming you in my home with open arms.
Also a random door with a black dick handle for some reason
That’s what intrigued the God of thunder
Marvel thor can come in, norse thor i thinki would pretend im not there and hope for the best if im not already boned by the hands of fate.
Also a large box of fruit or eggs or something.
Also, you let the guy inqho doesn't need for you to open the door. It's cheaper to let Thor and Darth Vader in than to replace a door and stop a fire
Thor looks fun and if Vader ever waves at someone like that, it got to be good moment.
Thor brought snacks and Vader seems kinda friendly. Big Bird looks like he’s tweaking
He’s suffering withdrawals from his human flesh addiction
It’s a coincidence that Vader is picture 6/6
You'd better let Thor and Vader in. They don't need your permission to enter. They're giving you a chance to do this the easy way.
Come out bro, I swear we won't jump you
Oh yeah! Waluigi got the stabby!
Faluigi
It's bad when DARTH VADER is the least threatening one here
Thor is just knocking to come in
I would let the last 3 in
Shrek probably mad because I 100% would bang Fiona .
"I just wanna talk to ya!"
I would open it for Vader, if a full ass airlock door can’t stop a Jedi, I don’t think a simple door is going to be able to keep the empire out. Its less property damage my family would have to pay and who knows maybe Vader just wants to have a nice chat
Faluigi
Yes. With a shotgun just in case
Prompt?
I’d let the last three in. Vader because there isn’t any stopping him anyways and he’s waving nicely.
Thor can come in shit hes just drunk
I mean thor looks ready to party
I'm genuinly afraid of Bibo / Big Bird. Looks like it got rabies and i'm not into this sh1t :-D
1 4 and 6 just because
Yes, anything for Waluigi
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... Bitch!
DONKEH, OPEN UP, WE GOT A SWAMP TO TAKE CARE OF!
Thor bought beer and booze. Let's go
Faluigi
Why do I have a pothole in my door?
I'm only opening it up for Shrek and Thor. Thor is a good dude and it looks like he brought juice. I fucking love juice. Shrek isn't there to mess me up. Shrek is here to come get me so we can mess someone else up TOGETHER.
Trick or Treat! Of course!
I don't like the look of Faluigi there.
I can hear the crinkle of Vader's glove as he's waving...
https://preview.redd.it/l0roh8saq44d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55da124ae9b2cdcbcfd56f5bf985c08edfef210e
It's polite that Thor, Shrek, and Vader are knocking.
This brings back less than pleasant memories of a friend who usually did heroin but was trying to hook up with a tweaker chick and i.v.'d meth instead. I heard a knock on the door and there he was. Face distorted through the peephole, as if by a fish-eye lens, waving a knife around, pointed at the peephole more often than not. I wouldn't let him in unless he put the it away, which seems like a reasonable request. Bad times,.....bad times.
“Children are fast but big bird is faster”
Waluigi numba one
Big bird's a lot nicer than all these and I think with Darth Vader you have no choice but to open the door. Do not resist. It won't end well. There are TIE fighters coming to your house and he can knock down the door.
Open the door for Vader? Like I had the option. You can see he brought his own key in the picture
In order: Hell no! No Hell yeah! Thor's here and he brought snacks!? Aww, yisss Me 'n' Big Bird gonna do a little Netflix 'n' cloacc In this instance, choice is an illusion
Yes to Vader he's just saying hi. Yes to Thor, he's got beer. Yes to waluigi cuz I ain't smash bros.
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
I would be scared from the bird more than anything. This shit is terrifying
Why is Thor holding juice?
Thor's here for a party while everyone else seems to have homicide on their minds.
Why is thors hammer so small at the end
Random unarmed big bird…depends on his state of mind. Thor’s hammer is hilariously messed up
Vader is waving seems friendly
Why is It always the same characters?
https://preview.redd.it/azd8406nc24d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c0db8dbe8018a5ea5de053ef5f656eb5d2b412 can you open the door