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"My god children are hungry, Fern Arable, just like your father yearns for my flesh, we crave yours. I'm just trying to feed my family, Fern Arable. Did you honestly think we would be satisfied with slop forever?"
Ai can give me a 2 page scientific breakdown of why deer may lose their prey instincts in the north east united states by the year 2860 but it can't spell carrot. Whatever, I'm going to go eat a delicious dorrbit.
I think "Egg" also sounds like a modern Disney movie in the same vein as "Frozen" or "Tangled". I imagine it would be about an egg who everyone makes fun of cause he's just a little egg but then he turns out to have a special egg skill that saves the day.
Or, an even better plot. Kind of like how ‘Inside Out’ had basically the vision of how kids explore their emotions or something. ‘Turning Red’ was like a way to explain how one is different or unique. What about ‘Egg’ being that everyone was making fun of him because he was oddly shaped, but then something happens, and in the end, he gets celebrated for being unique and being himself?
Nope, everyone is wrong.
The entire film takes place inside of an Ovary and is about the horror experienced by the last egg left as it watches all of its friends family and loved ones travel one by one down the long dark path out of town every month only to never return, until they’re the only one left.
When we reach the climax of the film the Egg accepts its fate and wanders down the path only for the camera to zoom out and show us a middle aged woman laying fetal on a bed with a heating pad pressed to her stomach while popping a Midol.
I a leaked copy of the script for the opening scene for Bread.
It starts out:
“Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Toasted, roasted.”
Full English Breakfast sounds like an early 2000s chick flick rom com about an American woman who moved to London and can’t choose between the street hooligan or the posh aristocrat
https://preview.redd.it/3y2kkuni865d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625a326d2356fe69a2d3a9ff82831ec826fd8f12
Make saddam hussein disney pixar poster
https://preview.redd.it/xx7p05mrt75d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623f4dc6e9e92e561371d9c485bce6ad31017cb0
Why does this one look more like Wish than Wish did?
Bread looks like it might have like a very lefty political subtext, and I'm super into that.
And the first poster for Egg looks like the kind of movie that makes all the adults watching sob their freaking eyes out with gorgeous hand-drawn animation and emotionally heart-wrenching scenes about loss and hope.
I'd watch both for sure.
Bread looks like it might be about a scientist who is about to unleash a massive weapon that the world has never seen and ultimately defeat the Japanese… with Bread
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Bonus movie https://preview.redd.it/4vmslm2jy55d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670fdfaf6cafba2794970ffdebd969ed72df0247
Pork looks like a horror movie
John Pork is calling…
I thought it was a bizarre sequel to Animal Farm
My innocent self was over here thinking the sequel to Babe… 😳🤭
After looking again you are totally right! Charlotte won’t be too happy with Wilbur’s adult choices 😂
"My god children are hungry, Fern Arable, just like your father yearns for my flesh, we crave yours. I'm just trying to feed my family, Fern Arable. Did you honestly think we would be satisfied with slop forever?"
What kind of food is Rim? We eating asshole in Disney films now?
RIM
And why is the kid dressed as Spiderman??
shRIMp But I get your joke, lil bro
Thanks big bro
Count me in
Ai can give me a 2 page scientific breakdown of why deer may lose their prey instincts in the north east united states by the year 2860 but it can't spell carrot. Whatever, I'm going to go eat a delicious dorrbit.
On a separate note, I also looked at countries and the algorithm has a problem spelling Zimbabwe
Truthfully, ‘Full English Breakfast’ sounds the most realistic out of these for a Disney movie.
I bet you a movie with a name as good as "full English breakfast" would top the charts
I think "Egg" also sounds like a modern Disney movie in the same vein as "Frozen" or "Tangled". I imagine it would be about an egg who everyone makes fun of cause he's just a little egg but then he turns out to have a special egg skill that saves the day.
Or, an even better plot. Kind of like how ‘Inside Out’ had basically the vision of how kids explore their emotions or something. ‘Turning Red’ was like a way to explain how one is different or unique. What about ‘Egg’ being that everyone was making fun of him because he was oddly shaped, but then something happens, and in the end, he gets celebrated for being unique and being himself?
I kinda see Egg as a Berserk spinoff movie, but that can work, too
Nope, everyone is wrong. The entire film takes place inside of an Ovary and is about the horror experienced by the last egg left as it watches all of its friends family and loved ones travel one by one down the long dark path out of town every month only to never return, until they’re the only one left. When we reach the climax of the film the Egg accepts its fate and wanders down the path only for the camera to zoom out and show us a middle aged woman laying fetal on a bed with a heating pad pressed to her stomach while popping a Midol.
As much as I’d like to see Banana, I’m just wary about anything that Jimcie Davim is in these days.
I’d watch it, he and Droksty Dopylie have great chemistry together
Now where could my pipe be...
Corit and Full English Breakfast look like they stick in your heart for life
corit
Dorrbit the corit
#DORRBIT THE CORIT🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯📢📢📢🔊🔊🔊
Ugh not another corporate cash grab crossover… I’m gonna go back to watching Pork
Honestly I’d legit watch bread
Full English Breaksfast sounds like an instant unforgettable classic ngl
The antagonist on Cabbage looks like the vegetable Gremlin from Gremlins 2
Macabbity Cabbage
I was thinking something cut from the film troll 2. Gotta stay away from Nilbog yall
“OH my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Bread and Full english breakfast looks interesting
I a leaked copy of the script for the opening scene for Bread. It starts out: “Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Toasted, roasted.”
For me it’s the second Cheese movie - but only because Ihro Kill is in it.
SOUP TIME 🐸🐸
Soup gang checking in
Does Rob Schneider play the carrot?
No, a Dorbit
It can't be any weirder than voicing a talking Polar Bear or a feathered dinosaur
Why is pork staring into my soul with a hunger I cannot quite put into words?
RIM!
Full English Breakfast sounds like an early 2000s chick flick rom com about an American woman who moved to London and can’t choose between the street hooligan or the posh aristocrat
https://preview.redd.it/g985mfit2a5d1.png?width=107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662b62c4a60a06e55a6e762f453cde7bdd36d6b5 What the fuck is that
The hidden antagonist of the film.
:O
I’m sure these are all the cinematic experience of the decade. Just disappointed that there wasn’t Falafel, Bean Dip or Pork Scratchings
Falafel *kinda* works https://preview.redd.it/ws6mnqmpq65d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee35de492f1272d8292e92df4fac0977d1432380
Id see that
9 Egg looks fun !
 This man and his cabbage deserve a movie
Dew Moliay
Ihao Kill
Shrimp man
https://preview.redd.it/harjgcom265d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f867f8a4f17c22ccacefe5f34626310dab1ce3
Is it sandwvich or sandvwich?
Still holding out for a Pixar’s “Soda” movie written by Felix Beiderman
Rim who
Cabbages cabbages barely even human
Let’s settle this 😤 Corit or Dorrbit
https://preview.redd.it/6odej1s3fc5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bb3d55f317c6d850dd4429be1bdbc33b5c8ffe Don't forget Chipp
No 12: now I know what’s it like having a stroke
Bread or cabbage
Nothing because I hate Disney, but if I had to choose, it would be number ate.
https://preview.redd.it/3y2kkuni865d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625a326d2356fe69a2d3a9ff82831ec826fd8f12 Make saddam hussein disney pixar poster
Make it yourself
Hahahaa eggcelent
Why is the egg mewing 💀
\[Banana\]: is she... a Lizard? o\_O
I'm down to watch EgG
why does the cheese have a stem
I'll watch any movie Koll Chanler is in.
Is it me or egg on 11th picture trying to. Meowing???
Why does it manage to get the Disney logo correct must if the time, but struggles with other text of the same size?
Shit it seems AI came just in time to save the entertainment industry.
The first image for Egg is cool
Try to spell carrot \[IMPOSSIBLE\]
Please don't eat the horsey!
I'll watch anything with Jiincie Davim in it!
SANDVVVICH
Loving Full English Breakfast, scared of Pork
8 looks intense lol
Bread or pork…don’t even get me started on banana 🍌
https://preview.redd.it/xx7p05mrt75d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623f4dc6e9e92e561371d9c485bce6ad31017cb0 Why does this one look more like Wish than Wish did?
sandwich
[Mice don't actually like cheese though.](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_common_misconceptions&oldid=1227694848#cite_ref-408)
Really? So why is that trend popular?
The corit one shows a bunch of animals that eat corits and an angel corit. Sounds like another happy Disney movie.
This just gave me the idea of a Ratatouille sequel where Mickey Mouse shows up.
Corit
SANDWVICH
https://preview.redd.it/vb34nlxh785d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189d5061a588aa0c4c413b8f96132d35a6b1fd64
Why can't it spell "carrot"? It didn't even try the second time.
Full English Breakfast sounds like it would be a really cute movie
Why does Bread look so quality. Like it seems like a lot of story going on. Would. Watch.
CORIT RIM DORRBIT
Jonuly 2019 can’t come soon enough!
Absolutely 100% without a doubt Dorrbit.
Why does the cheese have a stem
Bread looks like it might have like a very lefty political subtext, and I'm super into that. And the first poster for Egg looks like the kind of movie that makes all the adults watching sob their freaking eyes out with gorgeous hand-drawn animation and emotionally heart-wrenching scenes about loss and hope. I'd watch both for sure.
R I M
I would absolutely watch that untitled live-action sandwich one. That looks wild
Bro just fed dalle his shopping list
RIM
Cheese cause the mouse on the left looks hella stoned
Full English breakfast could be an interesting movie set in old timey days
https://preview.redd.it/o2mh8hjz895d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32139b549b63a9fa5f15d28e294738baaefa57b
Definitely Pork.
Clearly Cheese is the next big thing
The first Egg movie poster, I can imagine having a plot like Andy Weir's short story "The Egg."
I’ve never seen Mickey Mouse eat cheese.
#8. Professor seems to have Pomeranian squirrel there.
The last one made me say pork, and laugh
Haipun and Harsl were made for each other.
Again, all of these are better than the crap hollywood has been making.
Corit... Corinna sounds good
Koll Chanler, Did Millm, Joue Dalliex, Dangen Kalyomola, Ihao Kill, Dew Moliay, Cacezehar Sarciora, Jimcie Davim, Sabel Lebeul, Sanbien Cenc...
Ai is messed up
Is that Spider-man in "Rim"?
I want to watch Bread one sooo bad
Mose jasbe Betsy's dorrbit and cabbage collab is going to go hard
Super happy Dorrbit comes out in Jonuly just in time for my birthday
Idk the guy in “Disney” (8/15) is kinda cute
full English breakfast
Pork, that second egg movie in the 10th pic, and maybe Soup
Bread looks like it might be about a scientist who is about to unleash a massive weapon that the world has never seen and ultimately defeat the Japanese… with Bread
I lost it at Full English Breakfast
Sandwich
Image 1 and Image 10 “A Film Called Cheese” sounds funny as hell The egg from space looks like it will go hard
Full English Breakfast is glorious!
The AI decided Spider-Man stars in “Rim?”
Id love to watch the full English breakfast one ngl
- Why is (sh)rim(p) starring Spiderman? - Why is Pork a Halloween movie? - What are there airplane birds in Banana? So many questions…