omg wendys exposed, there was this lady at my job that would say all these stores would have human farms n they would use all the humans they’d get from there and make it into meat and then sell it to people like whataburger, Mc Donald’s etc
All joking aside, you can have the highest quality ingredients in the business, but if you have a lousy crew, who doesn’t care what they’re doing, they’re going to give you a burger with stale buns, wilted, lettuce, the end of pieces of tomatoes, and hamburger patties that have been overcooked until they are like shoe leather!the same ingredients could give you an amazing burger, but you have to have the right people to make it amazing.
Well seeing as the pattys are only made of 100% pure junior and the fact that there’s only so many juniors that they can get on top of the high demand makes sense that they’re charging more to possibly buy more juniors
Ewwww cannibals
Literally only in Ohio istg
You gotta have that Ohio rizz to be skibidi’d into their toilet.
The secret is in the sauce. Haha
Kid dies, just throw him in the soup
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
STAND STILL LADIE!
You spelled chili wrong.
Mmmm . . . . Never frozen.
Not a very refined pallet huh?
Must... not... make... Soylent Green... reference...
Mmmm...longpig
IT’S PEOPLE! THE NEW SOYLENT FROSTY IS PEOPLE!
Now I'm starting to question McDonald's new Grandma McFlurry recipe...
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Taste like inheritance
Comedy genius right there
omg wendys exposed, there was this lady at my job that would say all these stores would have human farms n they would use all the humans they’d get from there and make it into meat and then sell it to people like whataburger, Mc Donald’s etc
My husband has a friend that works at a crematorium & he says burning bodies smell exactly like Burger King! 🤴😳🤢
Yep, I know what people taste like. Confirmed.
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Anything tastes good if you season it right.
What if this whole time, all the food was made from people named Wendy. Hence Wendys are what we are eating, and I’ve never met a Wendy.
I know one and she’s a cooky redhead. Maybe she’s the master Wendy’s girl
Soylent green is people
Damn you! Beat me by seven minutes.
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Gotta get them fingers for the chili somehow 🤤
Soylent Employee
Explains the rubbery chicken.
Dave's Hot and Juicy = "Dave is Hot and Juicy"
All joking aside, you can have the highest quality ingredients in the business, but if you have a lousy crew, who doesn’t care what they’re doing, they’re going to give you a burger with stale buns, wilted, lettuce, the end of pieces of tomatoes, and hamburger patties that have been overcooked until they are like shoe leather!the same ingredients could give you an amazing burger, but you have to have the right people to make it amazing.
I guess they’re going to put that finger back in that chili huh ?
How else are you supposed to serve the all the meat fresh?
No wonder they’re hiring lol
Aside from the message, it bothers me how off-center the word orientation is.
This is actually a fairly common saying, so at this point, maybe companies are in on the joke when they put up those signs??
Soylent green
Mmmm the sweet meat
Thought there was a hint of something extra in there
Wendy’s is people now? Like Soylent Green
Didn't a lady find a finger or something in the chili one time? Or was that all internet nonsense?
Deliberately planted finger (that had been previously cut off in an unrelated industrial accident) in an attempt to get big money in a lawsuit.
Soylent green…
Wendy’s chili…is people.
Is this why a junior bacon cheeseburger is so expensive?
Well seeing as the pattys are only made of 100% pure junior and the fact that there’s only so many juniors that they can get on top of the high demand makes sense that they’re charging more to possibly buy more juniors
How do you think we keep our meat never frozen?
There was a movie about this. Something green?
Apocalypse Wendys
“The “Baconator” is people…. 😳 we have to stop them.
So it's made of people so what? It helps control the homeless population
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Soylent?
I dont see cannibalism but instead see just dehumanization. People are just a thing to be used like an ingredient
May contain human flesh ⚠️
“Welcome to Wendy’s! What kind of frosty would you like? We have chocolate, vanilla, people….” “What was that last one?!” “Uhhh…chocolate!”