Are these things that go on clothes hangers to keep the clothes from being deformed by the hangers?

I think you're right, if that band in the middle is stretchy that is definitely what it is.

#It's obviously a nunchuk holder. It keeps them warm and supple for you.

Supple nunchuks is a term I am going to incorporate into my daily vernacular.

I’m going to incorporate vernacular into my . . . vernacular

I’m gonna incorporate incorporate into my vocabulary

I'm going to vernaculate incorporate and meditate propagate have sex with Kate try not to hate...

Hallucinate, desegregate Mediate, alleviate Try not to hate Love your mate Don't suffocate on your own hate Designate your love as fate A one-world state as human freight The number eight, a white-black state A gentle trait, the broken crate A heavy weight or just too late? Like pretty Kate has sex ornate Now devastate, appreciate Depreciate, fabricate Emulate, the truth dilate Special date, the animal we ate Guilt debate, the edge serrate A better rate, the youth irate Deliberate, fascinate Deviate, reinstate Liberate to moderate Recreate or detonate Annihilate, atomic fate Mediate, clear the state Activate, now radiate A perfect state, food on plate Gravitate, the Earth's own weight Designate your love as fate At ninety-eight we all rotate Hallucinate, desegregate Mediate, alleviate Try not to hate, love your mate Don't suffocate on your own hate Designate your love as fate A one world state as human freight The number eight, a white black state A gentle trait, the broken crate A heavy weight or just too late Like pretty Kate has sex ornate Now devastate, appreciate Depreciate, fabricate Emulate, the truth dilate Special date, the animals we ate Guilt debate, the edge serrate A better rate, the youth irate Deliberate, fascinate Deviate, reinstate Liberate, to liberate

Boredom’s kills, just ask Michael Hutchence.

No more adderal for you

Please tell me that these are existing lyrics or that you are a bot because if you came up with this on the fly . . . well, I don’t know what but. Damn.

Exaggerate, approximate, I’m living in a dumb ass state

I too would like to have sex with Kate! Lol this is hilarious

I'm going to incorporate vocabulary into my vernacular... 🤷

I'm going to incorporate vocabulary into my....words

This guy vocabularies.

This way, if the thief grabs the nunchuk holder it comes off and they are left holding a nunchuk holder.

Aw yes, the ole “chuk and jive” classic move!

Nunchuk thieves hate this one simple trick!

Take 2 spoons and tap them together. The nunchucks will magically disappear.

Hate to be *that guy*, but they're ackshully Nunchuk Silencers.

Nunchuck *suppressors*.

"Supple Nunchuks" would be a great garage band name!

😂😂😂😂 favorite answer! Thank you for that!

No one wants to grab cold chucks

i laughed so hard at this

Imagine not knowing these are nunchuck holders. DORKS

Twin vibrator holders. Handy in the dark and one goes missing...

Sometimes one might need a back up vibrator. Ya know, for those days when she really needs to get at it.

Gawd I laughed so hard at the "one goes missing". Not that it was lost... but "lost".

#SUPPLE NUNCHUK!

This is a top tier comment.

A supple chuck is a must

Gotta get me one now that I know they make them!!

Whew. Not just me

This pic was on another subreddit and I said the same thing!! And got banned!!!😂😂😂😂

This is the way….. ?

Damnit… I came here to say this and you beat me to it

Nope, definitely a dildo holster.

Double-ended dildo holster.

Mittens for the old, double-donger

A concealed carry double dildo hoster. Put your dildos in the pockets, throw the holster around the back of your neck and put on a jacket. No one will ever know.

Nobodys gonna know, how would they know?

at first the jokes on this sub made me chuckle but now i get pre annoyed when i’m genuinely curious about an object and have to scroll past the one liners

I got banned because my suggestion was something from a cartoon. Turns out the object was a prop from a costume of the cartoon I suggested. These mods suck.

Agree 100%. I guessed something was a homemade prop from a video game, and the snowflake mods banned me for breaking rules. Wtf? Dude got his feelings hurt and couldn't tell me what rule I broke, but they feel so big and powerful being able to push those ban buttons. They have nothing better to do.

I got banned from a sub that I had regularly contributed to for over 2 years for posting the wrong type of link.

Yeah. Im banned on a neuro-divergent sub now because i wasnt “for” the shutdown….. i was banned after the shutdown started and the sub is still shut down… so im really not sure WHAT the ban did, other than fluff the idiots ego. I was messaged with “im the reason that the sub will STAY shut down until reddit changes. MY lack of support for *their* agenda is, from what this egotistical jackass says, is the sole reason they are never gonna open it back up.” How the FUCK is that not power tripping and abusive behavior?

I got banned from black people comedy when I commented on a video of a girl giving examples of what it means when black people uses the term “you good” I responded and said everyone uses that saying in those same ways, not just black people. They banned me as I conversed with the mod they said we cater to black people. I said I’m black thanks for catering to me. The Reddit isn’t black people comedy for black people only.

I was banned from a huge dog related feed for suggesting that most violent pit bulls have poor owners.

Isn't that just statistically correct though?

Sure. But when a group of unreasonable people come at you for defending a nanny breed, you use what you have. Got me banned so it pokes someone's feelings, I guess.

Probably bc pit bulls aren’t huge dogs and you were on a huge dog sub.

Hahaha

I don’t know that that is true, pit bulls are violent by nature. Even the best cared for dogs occasionally just snap. It’s the number one reason why I would never own a pit bull and I don’t think anyone with kids or other pets should be allowed to own one either. I can’t even tell you how many times some really nice normal person comes into the ER with a story about how their dog is the nicest dog in the world but just this one time it bit them and please don’t euthanize it. And it’s always a pit bull.

I was bit by a pit bull at a family members cookout last year. Duchess was a “sweet girl” who would never hurt a fly. She just flipped out suddenly and clamped herself down on my hand. I had to get 16 stitches and to this day have no feeling in my pinkie. They begged to not have her taken and put down. Fast forward to current, she’s bitten 2 more people and repeatedly breaks loose and runs away. Dutchess is a time bomb.

Someone needs to take duchess out back

I said "butt nut" on a gardening post about butternut squash and got perma banned

They did you a favor, I’m laughing and it’s a great bit of trivia about you.

Dude I got banned for saying "stop cock twister". It was an extension T bar for twisting an underground ball valve. Like for sprinkler systems. Just so I don't get banned again https://www.acehardware.com/departments/lawn-and-garden/watering-and-irrigation/underground-sprinkler-tools/7804057 And a stop cock is just a ball valve.

I was banned (by a bot) from a sub ***quoting the dialogue in the video***. I courteously asked for the 30 day ban to be lifted and was ***permanently*** banned by the human that reviewed it. I was called racist and misogynistic from quoting the dialogue (and even put the quote in quotation marks).

You ever deal with admins? SSDD

I got banned from a group the other day because they said I had been commenting on NSFW posts OUTSIDE OF THE GROUP 🤣🤣

I hesitate to reply on many posts because of the mods. They have godlike power and can ban you on a whim. Most won't but they can.

A LOT of mods suck.

Penis

But hear me out….vagina

Couldn’t be more true

whoa…

That’s some basic shit. Watch this. FEMALE See you guys never! Im about to get permabanned!

Nazi!!!

Happy Cake Day :)

checkmate

Agreed. Usually way too many unfunny jokes before any real answers. It’s very annoying.

Can't wait for school to start again

also have to scroll past your comment now

Then go over to r/whatisthisthing Imo, that's one of the benefits of having two subs like this

“Lol yeah but seriously, guys, what is this thi” “NIPPLE HOLDER” — I’m with this guy, the jokes are fun but its also fun to know what things are. Because that’s what this sub is…

I think it’s padding for a clothing hanger.

looks like the arm covers for a child’s car seat? or some other kind of booster seat? not sure why they are connected though, other than maybe so you don’t lose them? or could keep them more secure

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Thanks!

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r/unexpectedsimpsons

This is why I always say please and thank you to ChatGPT. I see you ✌️

!optout I dislike this bot.

Good bot

Thank you!

Yeah, my kids had a Graco booster seat that had these, but I've also seen it for the armrests on stadium chairs.

Yes- I had this exact "set up" on my kid's car seats- including the elastic strap.

This looks like the answer. You sparked an old memory of my childhood car seat. It had similar covers and they were attached like this.

Jfc the amount of jokes on this sub lately. Doesn't automod have a rule saying about that? Wow wrong sub. Op I suggest posting to r/whatisthisthing

Yeah wrong thread - appreciate the humor though

Nipple warmers

If your nipples are that long you should probably see a doctor

Or get an onlyfans

Both

Both nipples?

Nah bro straight to the farmer with that. They know how to handle those nips.

I’d use them like reigns personally

Well, back in the day they were having twenty kids or so lol. Imagine breast feeding kids for twenty years straight? Your bra would definitely need a nipple retainer lol

Or penis warmers for 2 guys who are really close.

https://preview.redd.it/sai28q5tsimb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e9f26220f239cf7912fbec5da9b2ba74b93331

Rah

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hmm I thought they were partner d\*ck warmers. For when guys want to be close in the winter time.

Just make sure you both walk around a pole on the same side whilst wearing the Winter Wonderland Warmers. Wouldn't want anyone's North pole to get broken.

The scriptures foretold of many uses for these ancient artifacts.. Wiener Warmers, as the olds call it.. i saw this on the discovery channel as well.

I think you meant dick. You accidentally put a * in there.

That's crazy hahahahahahahahaha!!

Knitchaku.

Shhhh... be careful, if the olds catch wind of us trying to speak the name of their holy weapon they will come for us in the night.. apparently the last thing you will notice before being gummed to death by a pack of olds is the aroma of Bengay and Mothballs..

Maybe dog snow boots

This is what I thought.

Ŵow. A real answer. Kudos.

two people stick their wieners in there and then connect their butts together. it’s called a Shoopy

There it is.

SHOOP!

Shaka-laka shaka-laka shaka-laka shaka

took me five times glancing at this to figure it out. Now i’m having a shoop dance party

Here I go, here I go, here I go again, GIRLS WHATS MY WEAKNESS??

So it’s a peter pouch ?

A willy wallet

Dual Winki Warmers

Cock cozies.

I prefer the term "dong dockers"

Thank you!

>Thank you! You're welcome!

I bid you adieu, good day.

Solved!

Not sure if serious

ever played Balderdash? I win everytime

Potholders for hot pan handles? No idea why two would be stuck together, though.

That was my first thought, maybe for a cast iron pan with a cast iron lid or maybe a Dutch oven

Yeah I thought this too

Doggy earmuffs

comments all be r/shittywhatisit

Saggy tits warmer. For those that hang like a pool ball in a tube sock.

Like two fried eggs nailed to the wall

Holy fuck that visual has me dying hahahahaha. Thank you

I have a pair. I keep my hotdogs warm in them while i walk to school, up hill, both ways, in the snow.....

With no shoes.

Ten miles there and 15 back

Against the wind

Vulcan ear muffs was you Aunt in Starfleet?

🖖

Did she have small feet? How do they smell? They may be potpourri cache for shoes.

Mittens?

Elbow pads for dogs it goes around the back and protects the dog's elbows. https://a.co/d/fS8nwBL

this looks like the right answer

Til dogs need warm elbows.

They may be mits for babies to keep them warm or from scratching their face.

If I had to guess I'd say covers for straightening iron (used for hair)

Looks like a cover for a rifle scope. Each peace slides over either end of the scope

It looks similar to this thing for shoe oder. You put a replacable dessicant in each pouch, the put the pouches in your shoe. It's connected so you don't lose one. The problem is the fabric it way too thick.

Top and bottom couples salami socks

I’m not sure bc they’re too dark but they look like boxing/karate glove deodorizers. [MeisterGloveDeodorizersforBoxingandAllSports-AbsorbsStinkandLeavesGlovesFreshhttps://a.co/d/cZx0J83](https://MeisterGloveDeodorizersforBoxingandAllSports-AbsorbsStinkandLeavesGlovesFreshhttps://a.co/d/cZx0J83)

Perhaps a strap to assist lifting an infirm patient who has fallen.

Dog foot warmers…

They go in boxing gloves to absorb sweat and help the gloves keep their shape

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Banana holders for when you have to run with your bananananananananas.

A double penis quiver

You put a dildo on each side and use it as dongchucks. Real answer: I think it's for doggy legs for hot or rainy weather.

Nunchuck holder, for certain 🥋 Auntie was a ninja 🥷

*nutsack holder

Did she have pets? These look like a set of pet "gloves" I've seen a couple of times used to keep a pet from scratching repeatedly or for use walking in snow. Paws go in the cloth parts and the strap goes over their back.

Padding for office chair arm rests?

It's for old banana titties in the winter

It goes on kids booster seat

I have something that looks similar to this that you put hair tools in after you've used them, and they're still warm. Essentially, an oven mit for your hot curling iron. The difference is mine looks only like the end piece; no string or connecting piece

It‘s part of a child’s car seat/booster seat. It’s the cushion that covers the plastic little arms.

I haven’t a clue but sorry you have to weed through all the dumb answers.

they are oven mitts

Who else had sextoy?

smell it and report back..

One goes on you and one on a friend

Congratulations, you've expanded your inventory by two slots. 😎

That's a scope cover for a Hi-Lux Malcom M8 USMC Sniper Scope for a Springfield Armory M1903 rifle. How well did you know your Aunt? [https://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/hi-lux-optics-vintage-scopes/364086](https://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/hi-lux-optics-vintage-scopes/364086)

It does look like a scope cover of some kind.

His aunt was stacking bodies

My great grandma used to have something like this. I think it can serve a lot of different purposes. But basically it’s to hold stuff. You put it around your neck. My grandma would alway put hot packs in them to keep herself warm

I think that’s what it is also.

Looks like some sort of carpet or possibly tightly packed rice crispies?

Oven mits that you hang around your neck?

Titty warmers

Ball ‘gloves’ for low hangers

Over the shoulder double dildo holster

Looks like dog booties that go over the shoulder to keep them from coming off… or double ended dildo holster as others have commented

It’s not a Tata towel? Haha

its for bros whos dont wanna lose eachother in the airport

2 barrel cod piece