how the hell does one play jacks anyway?
I had a box of them as a kid, no instructions. The box was loose and would easily spill them all out, so to me it was a unwanted game of 52 pick up if you bumped the box wrong while trying to get to the other games.
Roll the Jack's out. Take the ball and bounce it. Whoever gets the most at the end wins. You grab the Jack's before the ball bounces. Bounce ball, grab Jack's. Until all are gone. That's how I played when I was young.... not sure if that was playground rules or not.
These were Uber popular in the mid 90s, companies would hand these out left and right, hell you’d even find them in old navy. Used in conjunction with massage oils. Fuckers were like the fidget spinners of their day.
It’s a body massager. I have one just like it made from clear glass. It actually works quite nicely. Just avoid running it over someone’s spine! Made that mistake once 😑
It's funny that the right answer isn't getting much attention. Larger jacks like this are used as decoration - you can find them on Amazon and at discount stores. I have one that I use as a bookend (it's metal, not purple).
It’s reminiscent of a jack from the game of jacks. But I think it’s a massage tool. Hold one of the knobs ( groan!) while applying pressure with the others to your body. Can’t imagine having good luck trying to do under your shoulder blades, but someone might be kind enough to work those areas for you.
It is the next step in warfare against parents. Legos on the floor were not enough they had to develop the newest form of caltrop that will ensure if you walk barefoot you will never walk comfortably again in your life. I am 100% certain of this!!!
That or it is just a massager.
It is a massager.
man and I was getting all ready to play a game of jacks, jumbo scale.
Big same. Thought it was a novelty jack.
how the hell does one play jacks anyway? I had a box of them as a kid, no instructions. The box was loose and would easily spill them all out, so to me it was a unwanted game of 52 pick up if you bumped the box wrong while trying to get to the other games.
Roll the Jack's out. Take the ball and bounce it. Whoever gets the most at the end wins. You grab the Jack's before the ball bounces. Bounce ball, grab Jack's. Until all are gone. That's how I played when I was young.... not sure if that was playground rules or not.
Nope, thems the rules. Though depending on the people, you may take turns or both grabbing at the same time.
Thank god it is a massager! I found this in my grandma's house.
noone is saying *your grandma* used it for massages and not for something off-label ;)
I mean, it's still a massage. ✌️😜
I came here to say the same! When everything is relaxed, its second purpose kicks in. It's a multi tool!
You should smell it.
I disagree.
These were Uber popular in the mid 90s, companies would hand these out left and right, hell you’d even find them in old navy. Used in conjunction with massage oils. Fuckers were like the fidget spinners of their day.
Stuff can be two things
You can use a spoon to do a lot of shit, but it’s still just a spoon
Do not try and bend the spoon—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
You will never know. Ask her for peace of mind.😆
Yes, indeed 😏
No. It's a sinful toy.
Massager
Yep. Not that kind of massager.
You never know!
Says who?
Huh?
... doesn't take batteries
So it’s analog?
Well... Yes
Well I still jerk off manually
r/unexpectedbiglebowski
Not really. It's cordless
Wind up.
I'm just letting everyone know I got a warning for a fairly vanilla comment on here because it was "vulgar" or something... Someone doesn't know humor
Is it too late?
But it can be!
Pressure point massager, they are INCREDIBLE for shoulder/neck pain.
Depends on the user but, back massager.
Depends on the user back, but massager.
Unless you are a giant. If so, the item is a huge jack. There should be a very large ball laying around somewhere and more jacks.
Thank you for reminding me of what those are called. Jack was actually my first thought, I just couldn’t find the word for it.
:D
You left a t off the butt
Anything is a seat if you're brave enough lol
Rule 34
A caltrop with bludgeoning damage
D4 if I'm not mistaken.
D8 if placed over an oil slick first.
progressively sized for nonpermissive environments
Thought it was a caltrop after new OSHA regs.
That bastard Santa been messing up your roof too?
i got the exact same massager, i think its from ikea
It’s a massager for your shoulder. It doesn’t have enough spokes to be a jack. These were popular in the 90s and 00s.
They’re great for getting pressure points- it really saves the effort of using your fingers, which can be much harder to do.
You are right! And the pressure is more consistent.
I played with these in the 70s and Dad did in the 40s. It's multi-generational! :)
It’s a massage tool, I have a white one exactly like it.
Its a back massager.
[Massager](https://www.amazon.ca/Handheld-Massager-Structure-Relaxing-Massage/dp/B0CBRMD2FK)
It's a massage tool, for working out knots/trigger points. The knobs are different sizes to get at different areas.
It’s a body massager. I have one just like it made from clear glass. It actually works quite nicely. Just avoid running it over someone’s spine! Made that mistake once 😑
Massager
Giant methane molecule
A big jack.
Hard to tell the size but also think this is a jack
In comparison to the thread of the seam in the furniture, not even a big jack
It's funny that the right answer isn't getting much attention. Larger jacks like this are used as decoration - you can find them on Amazon and at discount stores. I have one that I use as a bookend (it's metal, not purple).
It's reddit everyone is always right or has something to say.
There is zero doubt this is a back massager. Not a jack. Look up a picture of a jack, it has 6 points.
Aw, but I really wanted it to be a big jack.
Well thats because its a back massage tool. Not a jack.
Not sure but use gloves when touching it…
Right, wouldn't want to get any massage juice on your hands
Because of all of the backs this has rubbed?
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Four way tug of war
Vavavoom
Massager I think Jack's are six sided
massager
$1.25 store massager
You don’t know Jack…
Giant jack
*intended for decorative use
It’s definitely a back and shoulder massager. I have one that I’ve had for about 20 years.
It's a four way butt plug.
Looks like a decorative jacks statue type thing
It’s reminiscent of a jack from the game of jacks. But I think it’s a massage tool. Hold one of the knobs ( groan!) while applying pressure with the others to your body. Can’t imagine having good luck trying to do under your shoulder blades, but someone might be kind enough to work those areas for you.
A giant jack
If there's a big ball somewhere near it, it's a game of jacks. If not, it's a massager
Who's gonna tell em?
Careful not to sit on it.
Did you find it in your parents bedroom?
Thanks for saving me, I was going to say that the op didn't know Jack
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A jacked up jack.
Caltrop for kids?
LOL One piece from a very large game of jacks .
Massage therapy device OR a giant jack, if you’re playing jacks.
Sphincter stretcher.
not just a jack, it’s A JACK *echo echo echo*
Training crowsfoot /s
It is the next step in warfare against parents. Legos on the floor were not enough they had to develop the newest form of caltrop that will ensure if you walk barefoot you will never walk comfortably again in your life. I am 100% certain of this!!! That or it is just a massager.
A dildo for sure
Smell it...
The devil... When your foot finds it in the dark
It's a molecule ! Okay, it's a massager. But it looks like a molecule.
Tetrahedral VSEPR geometry up in here
Totally tetrahedral https://preview.redd.it/mwfp5ozz98oc1.png?width=1472&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8b969875885898d0cea5bdf4a148e953985954c
Where is this thing?
A tool.to bring you, and 3 others "really close" to one another.
Social Buttplug
Sold as a massager but doubles as an off label butt plug if you're adventurous.
Everlasting Gobstopper
A massaging tool
Quattro mommy pass afire
Different pokes for different folks.
Do you know what kind of massager though?
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Please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub.
A beginning of a beautiful friendship
You sit on it
misformed caltrop?
Ohhh this game looks fun! 🤩
Now do a wrong answers only edition…
Personal massager. No, not that kind, gram.
A way for two couples to really "connect" with each other.
looks like a massager or something aliens use in Area 51
The massager every aunt and grandma has ever owned
Massager and works great for my prostate.
Make it sharp and put it on a seat and tell somebody to sit on that seat. (If that object is small.)
It's a mouth exerciser. Try it!
Plug?
The prototype of a Plumbus
That's a seat. So I've heard
Is a tire jack. You throw it in the street to flatten enemy tires.
I think it's called a jack rock
I don’t know jack about these kind of things
Looks like you sit on it and it keeps you balanced?
Fun with friends
If you’re brave enough…..
It's a GIANT JAX JACK JACKS ? whatever..
Something that r/nursing frequently finds themselves posting on "foreign object Friday".
It looks like a chemistry model to me.
Depends how creative and brave you are….
If I told you you’d have to sit on it
Devils foresome
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Did you never have a childhood?
You don't know Jack?
It’s a human stand
A jack
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Pain, nothing but pain. The metal ones were worse. Worse than stepping on Lego. Modern version of caltrops.
Its a back massager
If it fits, I sits. 😳
Anyone else see a butt toy? Or just me.?
I see it.
Give it a sniff. If it smells like low tide.. well.. then you know what it is.
It's perfect for scissoring.
https://preview.redd.it/fuwgeuzh75oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3039de3964b60adcc6a6de299eab60ae18095175 ?