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KeepingItCoolish

You been squishin poops


MiddleofInfinity

I’ve seen mouse turds all my life, could never have verified the fact that they’re “spongey” if a billion dollars was on the line. Bc I never tested that aspect. I know they’re small & beady. That’s the extent my brain ever needed to know. This post is the first time the sponginess has crossed my knowledge ledge


clodmonet

Say, OP... what they taste like, homes?


Thought_Ninja

Another commenter has smoked them before, if you're curious about that


MiddleofInfinity

WTH


Horacegumboot

I think what you meant to say was, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


MiddleofInfinity

I mean if a mouse ate my stash of primo & the turds were greeno


MarkBenec

Reminds me of an old Cheech n Chong movie where Chong said his Labrador Retriever ate his stash and he followed him around for aweek.


Extension-Length5200

Half Maui Wowey, half Labrador.


Chad_Jeepie_Tea

Dave's not here, man


sadgirl_26

https://preview.redd.it/8r449aulv0ad1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f532d68e226d8452af64de6c367e1eb09ada6f6


MiddleofInfinity

Up in Smoke. Specifically ripped it off. Thanks for noticing


AmeriaRuun

I beg your FINEST pardon? D:


AtroposMortaMoirai

Oh you just reminded me of the dead mouse bong. Edit: [Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/15lv1g0/i_keep_my_bong_in_the_garage_took_three_hits/) (NSFW, dead mouse pictures)


HopeIsGay

You can't just say something like that and walk away EXPLAIN YOURSELF


Stormy_Wolf

Your comment had me laugh so loud all of the sudden, that it startled my corgi awake and she barked at me. I share your sentiments 100%!!


SavageHenry81

I bet theyre spongy. Most solid fecal matter is when its fresh!


MiddleofInfinity

I’ve had mice as pets, never tested their turds. I knew bunny coco puffs were soft.


queenofqueenrockon

🤣🤣🤣🤣😍 IM DYING.


Creative_Wonder_4889

I'm laughing so hard at work right now.  Just whispering to myself, "you been squashing poops."  You created the office maniac, thanks.


KeepingItCoolish

*unmasked the office maniac you were already this way before I got to you my friend


Scumebage

There's some serious gremlinoids in this world. Who the fuck just touches mouse shit?


thatSDope88

This one actually made me laugh out loud. You been squishin poops 😂😂😂😂💀


FamousPastWords

Name of my new band, the Squishin' Poops Ft Al Commode.


newyorkeric

at least he didn’t taste them


kaybeetay

That we know of...


luuukevader

A fecal philiac is someone who’s obsessed with mookie stinks, mmmkay?


philpalmer2

Mouse droppings


CoffeeDrinker1972

Yup. Don’t believe us, set up cameras where you find them. You’ll see them fairly quickly.


Storytellerjack

Snap traps are way cheaper than cameras. Mice go ape-shit for peanut butter.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Yes. We thought we just had one or two. Turns out a family had set up home base behind the freezer.


OkieBobbie

You never have a mouse. You have mice.


TheMadGreek86

That's not true...you have 1 for about 6 minutes...then they let their friends in or give birth...


ClassicRockUfologist

I'm sorry for a second I thought this was about my ex wife


DemonicAltruism

Why I, who grew up as a "dogs are better" person in a house full of people with cat allergies will forever own at least one cat. My GF is a cat person and not 2 years after we moved in together into a somewhat crappy trailer house, we found mouse droppings around the stove and oven after her cat *Would not* leave the front of the oven for days. I moved everything I could to where there was just enough room for her to get into the spaces and suddenly... Lots of dead mice everywhere. No more droppings after like a week.


Holly3x17

Kitty earning their keep unlike those lazy dogs. /jk


jonathanmeeks

https://imgur.com/gallery/monument-to-tauser-cat-scotland-combat-veteran-killed-nearly-30-000-mice-during-her-23-years-of-service-distillery-SsMTJaX


Koogar_Kitty

My mom had two cats that would let the mice walk right up to them and do nothing. So I trained my pet rat to go get me the mice and bring them back for her favorite yogurt treats. It was kind of fun to set her loose in the kitchen. She'd bring back a body, eat her treat, then off again for another


ActiveVegetable7859

You just need the right kind of dog. I've got a 55 pound husky mix and she's a great mouser.


philnolan3d

It's true. I've had cats all my life and never had a mouse problem until the cats all passed away now I'm constantly finding them.


Sinthe741

Just like ants, or roaches.


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TrekRelic1701

It’s possible to have more than one if in roof


yodoboy123

I had a mouse in my Jeep once, I saw it run across the floor right before I found the nest. There was nothing in it, but the next day I checked that spot again and the nest was full of babies. This was all in 2 days.


all_mataz

One mouse, two miceses.


MothafuckinDan

Few years back I took out what must have been a whole family of newborns. I'm talking 12 the first day, 10 the next day... I couldn't empty the traps fast enough. Still can't believe there was that many of them


Ambitious-Bottle9394

My sister lives where everyone has cats but her so she had caught a lot baby mice around that amount each day then finally were all gone . My mom uses that poison comes in big chunks but then it tried to drink all her bottles of pop she had in closet on shelf, gatorade,water looking for a drink . made huge mess while also dying in back of deep closet smelling up the place


FoggyGoodwin

Those green blocks are a menace when the critters die in the house and rot in your wall. They also aren't always effective - I had a rat eat a whole box and leave green shit for a week.


888Rich

Don't use poison. The poison gets passed up the food chain.


MothafuckinDan

Jesus


clintj1975

Bucket trap. We're having issues with them at work, so I made one with a spare 5 gallon bucket, a water bottle, some wire, and made a ramp out of cardboard. Smeared some peanut butter on the bottle and a little on the ramp to attract them, and left it for the night. There were over two dozen in there in the morning.


Nearby-Ice-6538

If there’s one theres always more.


Shinavast42

Yeah. In this regard mice are like furry roaches: by thte time you realize you have 1, you have way, way more than 1.


Clarck_Kent

Chew up a Reese’s cup and put the mushy pile on the trap. They cannot resist. They’ll be dead by morning.


TurnkeyLurker

DEAD BY DAWN!


Tough-Marsupial-6254

I'll eat your soul!


TurnkeyLurker

*swallow your soul


Tough-Marsupial-6254

That's right...


elguereaux

Swallow THIS


Ok_Cartographer_6086

Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun.


ItzNuckinFutz

Who's in my fruit cellar?!!


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

gimme some sugar, baby


srcarruth

I am your neighbor


Doubledewclaws

My mom used snap traps once and put each one in a small paper bag so that when it had a dead mouse in it, she could just close up the bag and throw the whole damn thing away. Now she uses the bucket o death!


Shroud_of_Misery

The paper bag is a brilliant idea. Thank you.


not_an_entrance

Try a Tootsie roll, it doesn't disappear.


benjoholio95

The cleanup is rough but dear God is it better than glue traps


Icy_Celebration1020

I hate glue traps so much. I used to have a boss that insisted on using them and would just throw the entire trap with the live stuff it caught still stuck to it out into the dumpster, she is such a horrible woman. Snap traps are unnerving to deal with but at least they're quick for the mouse.


RJBailleaux

I hate them so much. Every time I see one at work I bag it up and throw it away before it can catch anything.


Wodensbastard

My family used greasy bacon tied to the trigger. The biggest trouble was keeping the cats and the dogs out of the trap as well.


atreidesfire

Also, wash your hands.


Original-Document-62

One time as a teenager, I had a platter on which I crumbled up some seedy weed. One, day, I was out of weed, and was sifting through the seeds to find pieces of weed. "Score", I thought to myself as I found a few chunks of resin. "That'll do for now." I smoked the resin, only to find out it was in fact mouse droppings. Mice like weed seeds, evidently.


Open-Preparation-268

One time I found brightly colored mouse poop. Turns out that they were eating my daughter’s crayons. Those nasty critters will literally eat anything that they can sink their teeth into.


Sabia_Innovia

They like bar soap. They leave little tooth marks in it. But the crayons are a great story!


0002millertime

They'll literally scrape off and eat lead (the metal) off of items made totally out of only lead.


Mean_Estate_2770

I have seen that, my wife had a lead sculpture and one day we found it had been chewed on, like, a lot! not just a few chew marks like taste testing, full on eating it.


Sea_Farmer_4812

Theyll eat candles too. A friend worked as an exterminator for a while and one client had lots of colored candles the mice got into


Downbeatbanker

One time in office, one mice got stuck in the wooden drawer of the desk next to mine. I started hearing a scraping sound turned round to see this tiny mouse scraping the drawer to get out. I have never seen any mouse before doing that, so of course I yelped and became a joke in the office


Kermit_the_Hermit2

Sadly, I have a couple tiny mouse tooth marks on my vehicle‘s dash. And we have had some pricey repair bills due to their work under the hood of several vehicles.


OkieBobbie

Mice got into a data recording vehicle we used for seismic monitoring and ate the insulation off the wiring.


1970_RoadRunner

Like in that Cheech and Chong movie 'Up in Smoke.' There's a scene where Cheech was smoking a joint and he asked Chong what kind of dope he was smoking. Chong replied 'Labrador.' He then goes on to explain that his dog ate his stash, so he followed the dog around the yard and collected his crap. That's what they were smoking. It's much funnier when you're eighteen and stoned.


FreeMongoose2990

LMAO! That's hilarious!


doctorsax14

That's terrible


droopyheadliner

Almost as gross as when I drank my friend’s chaw spit thinking it was my beer.


TurnkeyLurker

Yeah, you *never* set any beverage down when your buds are dippin' and need to spit.


1Th13rteen3

\[New Fear Unlocked!\]


saltyhumor

Yep, 100%, mouse shit. Hope you washed your hands after finding out they are "spongy".


clodmonet

Didn't you see that finger in the first pic? OP ain't a big user of Lava soap, I think.


saltyhumor

You got me there... yikes.


clodmonet

That's a well pooped nail.


Desperate_Ambrose

Mousy dung! https://preview.redd.it/mnfa5jwvyt9d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62eae05d03b059c696d63341798d760fad7cc96a


bubba13x3

Well done


FPswammer

i love that they know hey are spongey.


loth_lorian

Wash your hands


desertdweller10

With bleach, then do it again and again.


Poopchurn

It hurts daddy


Euphorbiatch

Good


OCPunkChick

And clean under your nails 👀


3seconddelay

Looks like you have mice.


Slatherass

I just wonder how some people make it through life lol


nopuse

Dude, for real, this is so gross, lmao. What on earth could be causing these??? It's not rocket science. Unless the ceiling is dropping them, which should be obvious, it's a critter.


tbrand009

Denial is a hell of a drug.


HellsTubularBells

Oh, shit.


beansandneedles

Exactly


ProfessionalKing6786

Mouse droppings


misleading_rhetoric

Its a mouse and whatever you do do not give it a cookie.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Because if you give a mouse a dookie


SpeakableFart

A dookie? It will want chocolate milk to go with it…


desidilgori

If the mouse is lactose intolerant, the glass of milk will give it another dookie.


Devils_A66vocate

No response from OP… I think they’ve been mortified that they’ve been squishing mouse turds. Tell us how you feel!


Poopchurn

Or... Hantavirus evolved and we already have a new pandemic.


MiddleofInfinity

I would feel all squishy inside


E_Fred_Norris

Mouse poop


skrillaguerilla

Why you touching the poop?


PointOk4473

Spongy mouse poop 😅


desertdweller10

If you’re in Arizona, we have sewer roaches that have poo droppings like this, which would explain it being in your sink. They’re attracted to wet environments and often come up through the pipes. Disgusting AF!


whatawitch5

I live in California and we also have sewer roaches. Recently I had to snake a clogged drain and as I was untangling the giant mass of hair off the snake a huge roach suddenly emerged from the hair and scurried back down the drain. Scared me to death.


catz_2024

OMG - I don't know if I would have survived that one. What did you do??


suzyturnovers

Omg I never needed to hear the words sewer and roaches together. I actually gagged.


saltyhumor

# ...SPONGY!


CapRemarkable3957

What do they taste like?


dragon_nataku

I suspect knowing the answer to this is why OP disappeared


mwhutson89

Time to get a cat.


0sprinkl

Our cat likes to bring live mice in our house, play with them and then act surprised when they escape behind the kitchen pantry. Lowkey suspecting him to have a breeding program so he can catch endless amounts of mice.


ADHDceltic

I had a cat once that was like, “is that a mouse? OH HELL NO!”


Wooden-Two4668

You’ve got a Jerry now you need a Tom.


Johngaltyourmom

Hantavirus.


Icy_Bottle_2634

You got your self a micky mouse problem


KaylesJenkins

Please don't touch the mouse poo.


oldmagic55

Mouse turds. Don't handle the feces. You need traps


MellyKidd

You’ve got mice! Those are their little poops.


anthro4ME

🐭💩


magicimagician

Wash your hands!


Primary-Coast-7763

Those aren’t caraway seeds


McTrip

This is a joke, right? Lol


SavageHenry81

I have a feeling


AngryBeaver7

Mouse shit, maybe taste them to be sure


Surly_Dwarf

It’s poop. Stop touching it. Mouse, most likely.


Nametaken2023

It's poop. Wash your hands.


One_Clown_Short

Where do you live? In Texas we have [anoles](https://tpwd.texas.gov/huntwild/wild/species/anole/) that have droppings like this.


shawnax19

nice poop :(


shawnax19

mice lmao


SnooCrickets314

Mouse poop babe!!


jackparadise1

Squeak squeak


Fatback225

Mouse shit 💩


Complete_Ad_2270

Rat turds bro.


Past_Air_8960

That’s shit


mrpotatonutz

You have nice and should really wash your hands


Frupe45

Which one is cleaner? Fingernail or mouse turds.


ragingpillowx

Taste them! Most likely small pieces of chocolate from an easter bunny


LegsBuckle

Spongy bro... No one is this dumb, right? You're squishing rat shit between your fingers to gauge the hardness and came to the conclusion that rat shit is spongey.


redwoodavg

You’ve been visited by the licorice fairy.. eat up while it’s around.


wraylorcorbett

Spongy mouse shit


honeybeebebe

Poops


CrowsRidge514

Wash your hands


squidensalada

Get a cat


knowitall70

Gah. Wash your friggin hands. Damn


NefariousnessOk2384

Mickey Shits, you have to sing it


miseeker

I love the brown rice crispies. Not in every box though.


cervaca

Mouse poo!!!


got-to-be-real

Get some mouse traps and use peanut butter for bait 🪤


ZealousidealDog4802

Never use glue traps, that shit is horrifying. They will scream their little mouse screams and rip their appendages off trying to get free.


Trick-Orchid-9192

Bro been out rolling little nuggets of shit around. I’m fucking dying 🤣🤣


elbarto359

Chocolate. They're chocolate. Really. I swear. For real. Totally chocolate.


LindsayLuohan

What do they taste like?


Termin8rSmurf

Rodent poop.


Fishpuncherz

Rodent shit. It's poop. Maybe MAYBE frog. But highly likely to be rodent


Ok-Commercial-9958

🐁 mice poop 💩 not good


Prestigious-Bar5385

It’s rat poo


Barrold_Cocklefroth

Try one. They’re nice


Dangerous_Elk_6627

You have a rodent infestation. When you start finding signs of mice or rats, you officially have crossed into "infestation" territory. Please make sure to wash your hands thoroughly. Rodent droppings contain hantavirus. And get a professional exterminator. They'll figure out where and how the mice are getting into your residence.


wilkinsk

Really??? Lmfao Don't taste them, and wash your damn hands. Lol


alndan1980

If they taste a little musty then it's mouse droppings. Just nibbles a bit. 🤣


Battle_Glittering

Mus domesticus Faeces faecum


1Th13rteen3

Mouse poop. dont touch them, and wash your hands afterwards if you do!


petecranky

You have had mice awhile and there are probably several if not many. Get traps add peanut butter. Set along the baseboards. Borrow a cat.


AustmosisJones

You described the texture as "spongy" Does that mean you picked one up? Because that's mouse shit dude.


Training-Dummy1984

Maybe chocolate. Taste a few just to be sure.


thetranspapi

Mouse poop..stop smushing immediately


mondaymoderate

Those are smart pills.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Poop. You’re touching poopie.


Fun_Blackberry7059

TIL what mouse poop feels like. Gross.


Square_Ad849

Go wash your hands.


skinsnya

https://preview.redd.it/1l2pmhad7w9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d79ef7a3b7815db84fd5902b45e3d1d11c13d86


Ok_Water_6884

Those are smart pills, when you take enough you realize it's mouse shit. I'm told.


Susiejax

You squished the poopies


Vrolak

Either mouse droppings or chocolate chips. Either way, they are great in cookies


Dinkeye

What do they taste like?


H3llm0nt

Hmm… what do they taste like?


Foe_sheezy

Your gonna have to eat what you've found. I'm serious. 😕


gthrees

spongy? what do they taste like?


Capital-Constant3112

Definitely mouse droppings. We had a huge problem with them in our old house so I’m very sure.


ArTwoR2

Definitely mouse poop


Chomp3y

Stop touching the poop


BowlerLive8820

Wash your hands, they need it anyway.


Particular_Ride5005

mouse shit


TechNomad2021

Very clearly mouse shit.


seoliver2112

This is a literal shit post.