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ratchetology

because it is squash...they volunteer easily


Taxus_Calyx

But I didn't PLANT it!


Can-DontAttitude

1. Animal eats seed 2. Animal doesn't chew seed well 3. Animal poops seed on your lawn 4. Enjoy your poop squash!


Taxus_Calyx

I guess I shouldn't have left out the /s.


Can-DontAttitude

*Aggressively gestures at number 4*


onion_flowers

4 🫲🫲🫲🫲🫲 🤣


Super_Rando_Man

As is my understanding all German crops are poop crops can anyone confirm?


ratchetology

thats why they are called volunteers


Houndhollow

Eat the bloom


pouferfish

I got squash plants in my compost, I just didn't think they'd decide to randomly pop up in my yard!


Palimpsest0

That sure does look like some sort of squash. Was compost spread in that area? Squash seeds often survive home composting. They can also get spread around by animals if squash scraps are thrown in the trash and animals can get to it. Squashes are not uncommon volunteers as they produce a lot of durable seeds which have ways of getting around.


Minute_Test3608

Yellow squash. Boil it, slather with butter, salt and pepper it and get some natural vitamin A for yourself


pouferfish

I got squash plants in my compost bin but none was spread here. It may have been one of my dogs, I have one who eats anything that falls on the ground, including squash.


DrNO811

This is what happens when you don't throw out your old Halloween pumpkins.


pouferfish

That is very possible actually, we had our pumpkins until they were flat haha.


DrNO811

I have good news for you! Free carving pumpkins this year!


faintrottingbreeze

I had whole pumpkin seeds that fell out of my compost from a little accident. I decided not to pick them up until spring and obviously didn’t get them all because I have found some pumpkin growing in my pots lol https://preview.redd.it/fhgvgf3ugl7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce949aaf8b04bff086283d49512612320b7f8fc


SystemElectrical5700

It looks like a zucchini


mentaldriver1581

That’s what I thought. I’ve eaten the flowers a couple of times (in the fall where I live). They are amazing.


blade_torlock

Not with tendrils, pumpkin or butternut most likely.


NutterButterBear78

Enjoy your unplanned for bounty!!


No-Implement7338

Find the male, pollinate then use zip tie to close shut. You’ll have a product for sure and also will have experienced plant porn


hollielol

Squashes have both flowers on the same plant. Male flowers have long skinny stems and grow first and only last a day or so. Female flowers have short fat stems that will become the fruit. The bees gotta get bizzay with em, but if the don't, you can do it yourself. Also male flowers are edible, stuff them and deep fry them. I imagine female flowers are edible too, but I'm more interested in whatever they're gonna make.


No-Implement7338

Shut up omg that sounds delish I’m going to find a recipe! I heard about dandelion heads but never stuffed squash blossom


mentaldriver1581

Is lovely with some herb-infused ricotta cheese before frying 🙂


pouferfish

So the flower on my plant right now is male. Can I collect the pollen and wait until a female blooms to use it?


OtherThumbs

Yes. Use a paintbrush, like a watercolor brush, to collect the pollen and paint it onto the female flowers.


DarlingDee73

Is that squash or is it pumpkin 🎃 🤔


Theoglaphore

Technically a pumpkin is a squash, so...


hollielol

Yes!


HairyAd6483

Maybe it was in your compost? (Seed)


jojokitti123

Volunteer pumpkin?