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Davefromaccount

*Morbinized


A-Human-potato

I’m not even angry that this is letter for letter, character for character even, what I was going to comment, I’m just disappointed in myself.


dumpywumpie

dont be ashamed for morbin


sir-berend

🎶 Don’t stop, bemorbing 🎵


meatballfromikea

Can’t believe it’s 2009 already 😔


ToxicShadow3451

I fuckin wish it was 2009..


darib5

wait, its not 2009?


grymtgris

Joe Biden, wake up! It's 2011 stupid 🙄


ghostmetalblack

Honestly, I would kill to restart from 2009.


ToxicShadow3451

Honestly same


Invincible-Nuke

The funniest part is that it was released in 1000 theaters, and averaged 9 people per theater


huts_hein

900000000000000000 morboys 😤✊


sir-berend

I was those 9


Whitewolf2504YT

Wait so if I understand this correctly, a bunch of people made memes about it, so Sony thought they really like Morbius and then they re released it? That's actually hilarious, I mean someone had to realize that this was all just sarcasm lmao


Invincible-Nuke

I genuinely think they believed they could capitalize on the popularity, without realising that the funniest thing to do would be for nobody to watch the movie


Crazedkittiesmeow

Did it actually lol?


Lurking_Man2

Yeah, it flopped for the second time in a row


MrIous17

This is unbelievable, were there really so little? lol


AmaterasuWolf21

It opened in 1000 theaters, it made 85k on the first day do the math


ToxicShadow3451

Okay now I’m confused


Invincible-Nuke

It made $85,000 in 1000 theaters, so $85 per theater, divided by $9 per ticket, making 9.4 people per theater watch it.


ToxicShadow3451

Tbh that’s sad


Beanbomb47

$9 per ticket is pretty cheap too


TheWordThat

I honestly think its hilarious the re-release flopped, like only getting 1 morbillion rather than 2663366 morbillion?


1-Banane

damn😔


Wilczek_7

morbius (2022) was released 12 years ago


SpotComprehensive546

What this gif from


SpecialistLawyer1084

MGS 4 or 3 idk prob 4


IEatYourSandwiches4

4, that’s the one where Snake gets old and he stops being **Solid** Snake (he needs Viagra)


[deleted]

Soft snake 😔😔


Poorly_Made_Comix

Morbius Gonna Soup


kymki

Morbius


PuffinofPeace

Peppa Pig


Narsku1001

I cant believe its already been 3 years 😭


Oron_Ironside

We’re doing it boys, we’re going for 2morbillion dollars


Pitchy_Boy

RIP Jared Leto 1971-2077


Fair_Research_8583

RIP Jared Leto whenever Mexican psycho took place- forever because vampires don't die


PROblem817

They finally refurbished the film, this time in color!


Bringdichumidiot

"What little time I have left will be spent watching Morbius... as a Morber. A shadow of the inside... of the old age." -Old Snake, 2022


GrizzlyGrotz

Entertainment... has changed. It's no longer about plot, ideologies, or filmmaking. It's an endless series of morby battles, fought by morbcenarieres and morbchines. Entertainment, and it's consumption of movies, has become a well-morbed morbchine. Entertainmont has changed. M.O.R.B.-tagged morbiers carry M.O.R.B.-tagged weapons, use M.O.R.B.-tagged gear. Nanomorbchines inside their bodies morbhance and morbulate their morbilities. Morbetic control, morbation control, emorbotion control, morbfield control…everything is monimorbed and kept under morbtrol. Entertainmort… has changed. The age of morbterrence has become the age of morbtrol, all in the name of averting morbastrophe from weapons of mass morbstruction, and he who morbtrols the morbfield, morbtrols histomorb. EntertainMORB…has changed. When the morbfield is under total morbtrol, **M҉O҈R̸B̺͆I̶U҉S҈** becomes routine.


On_Speed_Academic

Still waiting for the re-re-re-release


BeanBruh2285

It's


boodlebob

Ya’ll needa translate “pig with disease adventurer” into Latin


Far-Pirate-3896

It's Morbin time


cokeplusmentos

90s morbs will remember


Alberth64

Morbcraft players when 1 minute and 27 seconds passes (its very nostalgic)


MCButterFuck

Morboner


[deleted]

someone please tell me WHAT/WHO THE FUCK IS MORBIUS?!?


Lurking_Man2

Fellas, we found a non-morbie


[deleted]

It's morbin time


joybod

/um (unmorb) A marvel character in an awful movie /rm it's morbin time


ActualWeed

google


[deleted]

but I'm lazy :(


takanaroprime

I need to watch it again 😇😇😇


Banggabor

Maybe if they re- re- release the 3rd with the "It's morbin' time" Line it'll succeed


That-one-guy-man

I still can’t believe a string of stupid memes and shitposts gaslit Sony into thinking people actually liked it


ChurchFlag45

This is morbin lore AND r/whenthe lore. Double lored suggests the universe is layered (I'm very drunk right now(serious))


srexual_offender

It feels so long. Release it again please?


TheFamousRat

This meme was 3 days ago


bigggest_chungus

aaaaaaaaaaah i'm so old