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Wackynamehere1

ITS FOOKIN HALF RAW AND HALF LAVA


[deleted]

How dare you disrespect Chef Mike


Albrightikis

Hardest working guy in this joint


ILEGIONI

Ok Gordon but I'm a poor student and you're a stinking rich popular master chef


MrIous17

Mine melts the bowl itself while keeping the plate underneath ice cold


Jeggu2

I don't think your bowls are microwave safe 🤓


MrIous17

Ceramic 🤓


-Coffeeman-

I don't think your microwave is bowl safe 🤓


[deleted]

Steel 🤓


pandadogunited

Lean🤓


banglodius

plate and bowl.....? what


MomDoerOfficial

Everytime I put two hot pockets in the microwave it only targets one and I have to separate the cold one and do it all over again


KillingSpree225

Set it for longer but reduce power level. Evens out


DpGoof

Standing waves bruh, it helps if you put your food slightly off-center in microwave.


Lucpel

Maybe they should construct them so that the worst place to put the food isn't right in the middle haha


[deleted]

Just be smarter than the microwave?


Poorly_Made_Comix

Are you Smarter than a Microwave, the sequel to Are you Smarter than 5 Gay Rats, which is a sequel to Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader.


marine72

They just keep getting more difficult


SparklingLimeade

You wouldn't take food straight out of a stovetop pan and put it in your mouth. You wouldn't take food straight out of an oven and eat it. You're not supposed to do that with microwaves. All "microwave hot+cold" memes are saying is "I'm bad at cooking."


zacqonos

Awesome idea until you’re using a plate too big to move


Shyrolax

You’re doing it wrong put it on the edge of the plate


LetterBeneficial841

🤓


Shyrolax

“🤓”-person with unevenly heated food


Oddmakesart

You'll probably think I'm crazy but if you actually double the cook time and set your microwave power level to half power you'll likely have a better and more evenly cooked meal


[deleted]

Isn't it because of the microwaves' wavelength?


Lucpel

Like the other guy said it's due to standing waves. Better to place the food off-center but not always possible


TheBaconator08

Dam how big is your plate


Kokoro0000

It works like an oven, don't cook things at 2000F and for 2 minutes, instead of 200F and for 20 minutes


uejuekwoqloqj

Says the guy who waits an hour to cook up some frozen pizzas


GirlFromCodeineCity

Says the guy who cooks frozen pizzas in a fucking microwave


uejuekwoqloqj

Says the guy who haven't read the instructions on the frozen pizza bag


beesinpyjamas

move all the food to the edge of the bowl so it makes the empty space in the middle like a donut and it will heat all the food evenly


Frostwolf74

It's actually down to how the microwaves flow into the food and the container..


[deleted]

Guys, guys. I have an idea. ​ Have you ever considered that microwave ovens aren't actually needed?


hello-chat3

inside is always cold


GirlFromCodeineCity

Half the power, double the time


SmiffyWalldorf

I don't even use microwaves anymore for this exact reason. I just reheat my food in the oven or use the reheat setting on my air fryer, comes out perfect everytime.


-Pm_Me_nudes-

Microwave engineers carefully designing the popcorn button so it burns the popcorn