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Nice. I feel absolutely nothing.


rolanatuaboca

I simply... am not... there...


RGBdraw

My pain is sharp and constant


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sick_of-it-all

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk...


Figdudeton

Have at you!


AlecHazard

A device that exists for the purpose of distracting males from their grindset. Many succumb to such temptations, they are known as the betas, gammas and omegas. Many use this to their advantage for extra motivation, they are the alphas. The sigmas are the people that fall prey to wom*n.


gimpyoldelf

>The sigmas are the people that fall prey to wom*n. Wait..


Kirigaya_Yuumi

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity


[deleted]

sniff, sniff … thinking …. “no way, incompatible”


ACynicalScott

Ryan Gosling... That's it.


clubberin

“Are you horny?” “No.” “Ryan Gosling.” “What about him?” “Now are you horny?” I miss Creepy Text Theater.


ACynicalScott

Ryan Gosling is the depressed hipster's equivalent to Keanu Reaves.


Garlic_Queefs

He was a boss in DRIVE


ACynicalScott

And in most of the stuff he's in and i think that's why he's edgying into human meme status but in a good way. If there is a good way.


The-Exotic-Beast

*How long can he edge*


lastaccountg0tbanned

3 hours


Sevnfold

Yeah, I'm a middle aged guy and proud Gosling fan. I'll take him over Ryan Reynolds any day.


DnbJim

Im honestly shocked by the juxtaposition between his roles like drive and blade runner, compared to his roles in the big short and the good guys. One shouldn't be able to do the other.


Sevnfold

That's what I'm saying. I could go on all day but hes a fantastic actor and has done a handful of really good movies.


nokinship

He basically plays the same character mostly lol. Still love him for it anyway.


ACynicalScott

He's just min maxing his acting skills.


Garlic_Queefs

You won't get the credit that this witty shit deserves.


Prestigious-Log-7210

He was amazing in Lars and the Real Girl.


DesperateMarket3718

Place Between the Pines is one of my favorite movies


SigmaMale2010

I'm a Sigma, I know that women are fiction and the ones I see are because I make my own reality just to show women how pathetic they truly are compared to me.


umangjain25

r/girlsarentreal


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NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho

Of course that’s a thing.


PedanticBoutBaseball

i mean girl just stands for **G**uy **I**n **R**eal **L**ife So yeah, of course they're not real.


PotatoWriter

I think it's a bit more recursive, GIRL In Real Life which only adds to their mystery


[deleted]

WTF


Timoruz

r/OfCourseThatsAThing


Falcrist

/r/SubredditsAsHastags


TheTacoWombat

r/HoobastankDidNothingWrong


Falcrist

/r/TwentyCharacterLimit


Dyslexic_Llama

r/sounding


AustralianKappa

NO NO NO DONT TRY THAT ON ME


Falcrist

https://i.imgur.com/Dq6c0LI.png


Kestrel893

They found a reason to be right


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SigmaMale2010

My peak personality from Drive (2010) is 12


Kayle_is_not_op

Sigma males on their journey to become Ryan Gosling


AmaterasuWolf21

Already am


CptcorvlYT

Ryan Gosling's secret reddit account


Born-Possibility-50

Flair checks out


CptcorvlYT

Ryan is a furry?!


Agent2169

Literally me


firelordUK

he's literally me fr fr


SigmaMale2010

Was since I was born


Dracoscale

Ever since I was born, I have always been Ryan Gosling


SigmaMale2010

I was Ryan Gosling even in my womb. Even my sperm was Ryan Gosling


Dracoscale

Calm down! You're Ryan Goslinging too hard! You'll kill the Multiverse!!


SigmaMale2010

I was Ryan Gosling since the big bang. I watched the big bang, I made it happen because of my Sigma energy. And I did it in every single universe!


Dracoscale

Are you saying you're literally me, in every universe? 🥺🥺


SigmaMale2010

I'm literally me in every universe 😎


[deleted]

Even if the multiverse is destroyed, remnants of Ryan will always Goslinger.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Did you enjoy my performance in La La Land?


SigmaMale2010

I personally enjoy my performance more in Barbie (2023).


flatdeadeyes

I liked when you died rejected and alone in the snow in 2049.


SigmaMale2010

Literally me irl


Mew_T

Wtf. I just found out he died. I thought he was just resting in the snow for a bit. Now I'm sad for him, he was the only character I cared about in that movie.


flatdeadeyes

Joi was all he had and she was already dead.


DnbJim

I'd fuck her source code, ngl


Falkens

new gooseman movie be like "honey, your new personality just dropped"


jrgkgb

Plot twist: They become Ryan Gosling in “Lars and the Real Girl.”


fu9ar_

More like ligma males.


firelordUK

who's Steve Jobs?


fu9ar_

More like; Steve, get a real job.


Eula55

literally me


hamvtheworld

[he just like me fr](https://www.idlememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/he-just-like-me-fr-meme-idlememe-6-300x433.jpg)


Dracoscale

Live action Chainsaw Man with Dennis and Poshitter played by Ryan Gosling


Agent2169

Who would play Aki?


Dracoscale

Robert Di Nero


Agent2169

Power?


Dracoscale

I believe the Rock will be able to accurately portray her on screen


Agent2169

Watching Drive and Blade runner 2049 be like:


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I hate this meme because I actually vaguely look like him (same eyes) so when people say it I'm like "b-but I *actually* look like him for real" and nobody cares.


[deleted]

Holy shit, you're right.


Garlic_Queefs

His eyes are literally the only creepy thing about him. Well done.


[deleted]

Eyes are the most expressive thing on a human body. That's like saying the only powerful thing about a Ferrari is the engine.


GamerGod337

Omg im just like the guy from drive. As in im autistic and i wont hesitate if i need to kill a human (im a real hero)


JustAbove_Average

And a real human bean


Garlic_Queefs

And a real hero.


nebulaeson

real human bean bean bean bean bean bean real human bean


B00OBSMOLA

real human bean


hewhoreddits6

A lot of redditors think they're Ryan Gosling from Drive when really they're Ryan Gosling from Lars and the Real Girl


Daevito

Lmao I completely forgot Gosling has such a wide spectrum.


Zestavar

We will have him in Barbie 2023


Wehrmicel

How is the guy from drive autistic ?


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https://imgur.io/0FnAp


DeBigBamboo

1 a week? Thats awfully generous


Wet_Lizhard

Sigma males on their way to completely harass women (he had a recent divorce with his wife and she took the kids)


baconborg

For some reason the replies think you’re talking about Ryan Gosling instead of the “wife took the kids” joke.


TeamRedundancyTeam

"for some reason" I bet if you try really hard you can figure it out.


kandel88

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are still married…


Aforgottenfrog

I'm devastated, he has a wife, that's not just like me.


[deleted]

Lmfao what, they're not divorced nor do they appear to be heading that direction at all.


IAmActuallyBread

I don’t think they’re saying that about Ryan Gosling but about “sigma males”


[deleted]

I have no clue what a sigma male is, but the way they worded it definitely made it seem like it was about gosling


Mindtaker

When you have no clue what the "Joke" is (Albeit not a great one) but clearly a meme joke thing, maybe commenting on it isn't the move. Maybe the move was to scroll on by or to google Sigma male. I suggest scrolling on by, the sigma male things a pretty shallow well you best not send a bucket bigger then a thimble in if you need a drink.


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[deleted]

Not even close, but keep on projecting like that and eventually you will one day meet your other half 😉


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FSCK_Fascists

but... thats not Eva Mendez. Wut?


XMezzaXnX

Sigma doesn’t have time for woman. Probably on his way to look at his rare lithuanian fish collection 🐠


MyRedditUser2

Lithu🤮nia # This post was made by the 💪💪🇱🇻Latvia😎🇱🇻💪 gang


KINGP0TAT0360

He is training his rare Lithuanian fish to take over the state of Massachusetts


mehone

Then he went back to his quintillionaire grindset.


CheezyWookiee

ryan gosling jumpscare


069420

Ligma male grindset (harassing women and minorities) ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠻⠻⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣹⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠐⢽⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⡿⣛⡒⠒⠒⢒⠒⣲⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⡒⢒⠒⠒⡀⣘⡻⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣞⡛⠃⠀⠀⠸⠷⢿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣷⣛⣀⣀⣁⣛⣛⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠟⢛⣉⣴⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


TAA4lyfboi

💀☠💀


plagueting

Women I get but why the minorities


Z3nFi3R

Woman when they see me


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joemama-is-feef-neef

They just refer to their gf as "woman"


Z3nFi3R

Yeah


Anya_E

That still doesn’t make sense because he’s using the plural “they”. If he’s talking about a singular woman, it would be “she”. Plural = women.


just_end_my_misery69

No, singular would be "it"


Anya_E

I can’t tell if you don’t understand English grammar or if you’re actually suggesting that a woman should be referred to as an “it”.


noodlemcfoodle

Ryan Gosling looked up and down, eyeing Emma Stone. “Mid” He said confidently, smirking to himself.


ol-gormsby

Emma Stone forgetting what she was talking about because Ryan Gosling gave her the nod. I mean, if RG was talking and she did the same thing, he'd react the same way. Those two have some great chemistry.


Ebon-Hawke-

She has a restraining order on him I'm pretty sure, prior to getting casted in this movie.


Unusual-Feeling7527

1.) that was a very, very, *very* obvious joke by Stone 2.) the *joke* was that Gosling had a restraining order on Stone.


la_vida_luca

Obviousness of the joke enhanced by the fact that they’d starred together in two previous films


TheInfernalVortex

I googled this and Emma jokes about Ryan having a restraining order against her.


fmate2006

What is a woman


veneratio5

r/girlsarentreal


NotYourAverageOrange

A miserable little pile of secrets!


plagueting

Sir that a man


7up_yours

XX chromosome


BobBBobbington

This is hate speech


Brokesubhuman

I'm so sigma I bend over and suck my own dick I don't need petty women


chell0veck

Sigma males are just incels trying to rebrand.


RabidHexley

Basically. It's just a way to sell red pill content to the groups of desperate dudes who realized they obviously didn't fit the "Alpha"/Leader-of-men archetype. Rather than coming back to earth where humans are multi-faceted beings. "Not an Alpha? Well, here's this other, mysterious, *even* ***cooler*** archetype that is totally a thing, and isn't just a way to not alienate all the dudes we've been calling Betas". Watching an explanation of it sounds like a sales pitch for a personality.


[deleted]

It's hard to be an alpha male leader of men when you have no friends, and have whatever the opposite of charisma and a magnetic personality is


Garlic_Queefs

Repulsive loser? That's probably the opposite of charismatic magnet. At least the sigma male understands his place in the chain. I have respect for em, just working on themselves at the moment. Nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

charismatic magnets aren't necessarily winners either. stinky shit attracts flies and the flies love it.


ApartmentPoolSwim

It also doesn't make much sense IMO. Like it's someone who wants the label, but at the same time is someone who just does their own thing and doesn't seek validation from others... which sounds like someone who wouldn't worry about being labeled an alpha, beta, or sigma. Honestly, I usually just picture them as the neckbeard type people who used to take pictures of themselves in a fedora, usually holding a katana from the mall, and likes to pretend they're in an anime.


DefiantDepth8932

They seem kinda homosexual to me


NeverGivesOrgasms

Men go their own way, together 😏


Garlic_Queefs

I dont think so, that implies they seek a romantic partner. They are more like dudes who got out of toxic relationships and are looking to better themselves before jumping into the next one. Not excluding homos from this either.


Harry_Plopper23

No you are not sigma


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Thanks, this is the first I’ve heard of it so am confused.


i_sigh_less

First I'd heard of it too. Here's what urban dictionary says: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sigma%20male


demlet

If it's just denialism, yeah. If it's someone trying to step out of a confining and/or unhealthy self image and become a more independent and self-motivated, self-actualized person, more power to 'em.


[deleted]

*a woman One woman. Two or more women.


BurmecianDancer

Literacy is illegal on Reddit.


hamvtheworld

ohhh lol, tbh I was to focused on getting the right thier


joemama-is-feef-neef

Me standing directly behind a woman and walking away the second she sees me


huge-rat

*HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?*


Appropriate_Rent_243

it's called immersion therapy. helps you deal with fears.


BennyNutts

A real human bean


getSmoke

Based Sigma male identifying as Ryan Gosling (Grandma said I look like him)


Waow420

Is this the nice girl required weekly post?


lazy_phoenix

Well, if they're around too much feminine energy then they will revert back to betas.


Meefbo

whats this from?


shuipz94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLWjQU-V2_8&t=70s


5trid3r

Did you watch the video? its pretty obvious.


JumboJetz

Love the sigma male grindset


Inflatabledartboard4

I'm a sugma male


SkollFenrirson

Sigma balls lol gottem


ekjohnson9

Interlinked


zenzenzen322

Sugma + ligma males


suzuki_hayabusa

Sigmas are the most oppressed minority. They banned our subreddit 🤬


pizzapunt55

you described them as women while a real gamer would call them females, later skater


Ramblonius

Ligma male


ozzy_roman

Lolololol


aRandomFox-I

Imagine wasting time interacting with any other human beings when you could be on the grind.


TheTicketFish

r/fuckthebetacommunity


3029065

*Closely observed female* "Disappointing."


emosauce47

Bru not sigmas Weezer fans


Stillback7

Why cant anybody spell the word 'woman' anymore? Am I just crazy or is this misspelling popping up fucking everywhere now?


[deleted]

Shelfed and maroon-pilled.


NotFishStickZ

Out of topic but man I already miss the sigma male subreddit


[deleted]

Me checking who's my friend talking to and continueing what i was doing


slutofrome

god I love being a woman sometimes


yesseru

I want to have hot and passionate sex with Ryan Gosling.


maniakb416

Woman. There's only one.


BHAFan18

If there’s only one woman then how do you explain Amelia Earhart and Hillary Clinton? Which one isn’t real 😳😳😳


Mysterious-Bid3930

Women ☕


nathrogers7

Put her in the I might date in a year or two bank.


Gumgi24

They took down r/sigmagrindset, I have nothing to lose.


raduki

Finally


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I'm such a sigma male that instead of interacting with a woman, I became one


jaysin1983

Wasn’t this dingleberry pouring out milk in a store recently?


Rainingoblivion

No


Thebaldsasquatch

Sounds like some shit Ezra Miller would do.


JeffdidTrump2016

Side note, but have y'all seen those horrible memes that are just some screencap of Patrick Bateman with some unfunny "based" take (or sometimes unironic Sigma grindset take) in white text over it? And have any of you noticed that these memes are just Minion facebook memes for losers who think they're sigma males? Like, even if you share them """""ironically""""", they're just bad


BarrelRoller64

u/savevideobot


Vinchelion69

u/savevideo


decoyheart

u/savevideobot


DreadpirateBG

What the hell is a sigma male? More stupid alpha male type stuff. There is no such thing as alpha sigma etc in wolves or dogs etc. That has been debunked a while ago. Sorry ….. now a days with all the social media etc. Stupid trends travel fast and dumb people latch on to what enforces their own believe system whether true or not. So even if we are all just having fun with something like Alpha or Bata or sigma memes there are so many who will take that as truth. So I hate perpetuation of anything like that now. I know, others ruin our fun because they ducking stupid.