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>!You are being watched.!<
>!Gap in the top of the urinal.!<
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Still not the strangest thing for a urinal
Wetherspoons piss dungeon springs to mind
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3b53bk/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon-10
Here’s a preview of the first sentence:
“Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with some dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?”
I honestly can’t say that I have
Nope, that sentence is entirely irrelevant to the rest of the article. Some dude just broke the plumbing behind the urinal wall so dudes can piss on him all day
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It's n eyeball
Sounds like somebody had too much fun with a Red Ryder BB gun.
Oh fuck
Still not the strangest thing for a urinal Wetherspoons piss dungeon springs to mind https://www.vice.com/en/article/3b53bk/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon-10
Can’t decide if I wanna click that
Here’s a preview of the first sentence: “Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with some dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?” I honestly can’t say that I have
Fugging hell. Reading that quote made me queasy.
I read it. And I still haven’t heard the story about the girl. But now I kinda want to, and I’m not sure why - this was funny tho
I'm not going open the link, thanks. But, I assume the dude fucked a corpse then fucked the girl? Yeah nevermind, fuck that.
Nope, that sentence is entirely irrelevant to the rest of the article. Some dude just broke the plumbing behind the urinal wall so dudes can piss on him all day
Watch It Follows
Camera
It is just a picture of an eyeball (turn your brightness to max). Someone has a sense of humour around here!
I had to turn my brightness up and when I saw it my heart definitely jumped. That’s creepy as hell, even if it only a picture
i thought it was a racoon nose
Sensor for auto flush?
Sure! When it sees you’re done, the hand reaches up to pull the flush lever!
*Señor for auto flush
I knew there was a person behind each urinal and toilet stall watching us while we piss and shit. It always knew exactly when I was done.
The mf always annoys me when I shit. I go to wipe and.. *flushhh.*
This is the answer
Whatever it takes to get you to sleep at night...
Lucky it’s just a picture or that’s where I’d be aiming.
🧱 <— there it is, there’s the brick I shit
Wow
New target unlocked
Trump would grab it! Oops I saw something different
You’re not the only one. 😂
Oh ffffffffffffaaaaaaaaawk no. Scorched earth.
Ol pink eye
If looks like a penguin cradling their egg
I'd piss right in that eyeball
Big brother watching
Eek!
Creepy
Ewwwwwwa
ICUP
Eye just don't know.
There is no glory in that hole!
Creepy
I’d pee on them!
yee-ikes!
I see it now. Looks like an eye looking at your junk
When it sees you
Or… when it sees you! 🤢
Are you a priest? The reflection looks like it lol
https://i.redd.it/9diftah7m4cd1.gif
👁️
I see only the inspiration for the opening song of Green Day's "Insomniac."
Yes!
I thought it was that the urinal had a very suggestive shape… I missed the camera completely!
At least try to hide it a little better
Jeez I thought it was the Skank name.
And here I thought it was what seems to be a name on the bowl with the last name Shanks 🤷🏻♀️
Belongs in r/whentheyseeit
Is that those Buc-ee’s restrooms I heard so much about?
bill cipher!
Oh you mean the “bonus challenge” zone where you get rewarded with yelling and expletives when you aim perfectly?
Dang…
Who would want to watch that! Gross!
And I thought it is the bird shaped center
Let me c u p
Anime ass eye
Hell yeah hope it’s a wide lens baby
Is that a fucking camera!!!! Above the funny looking “twat”/sink/toilet
I always feel like somebody's watching meee And I have no privacy (oh, oh)
Piss on the camera
That happened in a restaurant here in Maryland. The Rams Head in Savage. Nasty
🤣🤷🏼♂️I see a priest in the reflection on the silver water dispenser.
I see a toilet made just for farts.
What am I looking at? I cannot see shit other that a fake urinal?
Flushing frequently if you knew where the clit was…
Oh, it wasn’t the grim reaper figure standing to the right of the guy taking the pic visible in the reflection?
nice
At least it’s well marked out. I wouldn’t wanna tongue this one though.
And I thought it was Gru in the shadow of the toilet.
What in the strap on is happening?
I’m pissing in that peep hole
Saggy tits reflected on the chrome clit,?!?
Death Vader in reflection.
Spycam on peeping Tom
r/pareidolia
Bidet
Did you report this?
Put poop on it
I thought you were talking about the walnut, two birds looking at each other, and the heart. But now that you mention it, yeah I see the camera too
Is that a priest in the reflection on the chrome?
It’s a Porky’s remake
If you zoom in on the metal piece you’ll see the person taking the pic. That’s a Catholic priest. Maybe his camera too.
Please tell me it’s an auto flush sensor
It looks like an open vagina
Lmfao, it's a virgin-fest!
It's not a camera... It's a sensor to flush when you walk away
When it sees you…
It’s a sink. Hammer Heads!
Not a coincidence, some fixture designer intentionally is trying anatomical duplication.