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### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on what you should be seeing: --- >!You are being watched.!< >!Gap in the top of the urinal.!< --- Is this going to make you shit brix? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


mvpat1083

It's n eyeball


VirtualNaut

Sounds like somebody had too much fun with a Red Ryder BB gun.


chels182

Oh fuck


digbygrass

Still not the strangest thing for a urinal Wetherspoons piss dungeon springs to mind https://www.vice.com/en/article/3b53bk/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon-10


GizmodoDragon92

Can’t decide if I wanna click that


DaveSmith890

Here’s a preview of the first sentence: “Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with some dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?” I honestly can’t say that I have


Legal_Introduction70

Fugging hell. Reading that quote made me queasy.


Storslem

I read it. And I still haven’t heard the story about the girl. But now I kinda want to, and I’m not sure why - this was funny tho


Rotaloka

I'm not going open the link, thanks. But, I assume the dude fucked a corpse then fucked the girl? Yeah nevermind, fuck that.


DaveSmith890

Nope, that sentence is entirely irrelevant to the rest of the article. Some dude just broke the plumbing behind the urinal wall so dudes can piss on him all day


Sea-Dragonfruit5379

Watch It Follows


Saddam_UE

Camera


HerbziKal

It is just a picture of an eyeball (turn your brightness to max). Someone has a sense of humour around here!


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

I had to turn my brightness up and when I saw it my heart definitely jumped. That’s creepy as hell, even if it only a picture


Dizzytat

i thought it was a racoon nose


gregshafer11

Sensor for auto flush?


Shadowrider95

Sure! When it sees you’re done, the hand reaches up to pull the flush lever!


Mafiodaproducer

*Señor for auto flush


VirtualNaut

I knew there was a person behind each urinal and toilet stall watching us while we piss and shit. It always knew exactly when I was done.


Rotaloka

The mf always annoys me when I shit. I go to wipe and.. *flushhh.*


jacobo

This is the answer


torpedomon

Whatever it takes to get you to sleep at night...


FelixTook

Lucky it’s just a picture or that’s where I’d be aiming.


Zomochi

🧱 <— there it is, there’s the brick I shit


Knittingtaco

Wow


Dolbysblessings

New target unlocked


ElPadredelpoiisynn

Trump would grab it! Oops I saw something different


-SunGazing-

You’re not the only one. 😂


Environmental-Fee714

Oh ffffffffffffaaaaaaaaawk no. Scorched earth.


dystopian-dad

Ol pink eye


HauntingCancel5600

If looks like a penguin cradling their egg


dasteek9

I'd piss right in that eyeball


0klah0ma_Viking45

Big brother watching


Illustrious-Mud-6521

Eek!


Cautious-Alarm-6770

Creepy


Chemical-Finger6452

Ewwwwwwa


CoItron_3030

ICUP


Podunk212

Eye just don't know.


firesoups

There is no glory in that hole!


Ok_Matter_6560

Creepy


Agreeable_Bother_510

I’d pee on them!


brotherbeepbeep

yee-ikes!


NoAd7400

I see it now. Looks like an eye looking at your junk


jockaflockaflame23

When it sees you


Popular-Influence-11

Or… when it sees you! 🤢


Material_Zombie

Are you a priest? The reflection looks like it lol


HerbziKal

https://i.redd.it/9diftah7m4cd1.gif


b0oom123

👁️


JamesDD4

I see only the inspiration for the opening song of Green Day's "Insomniac."


impala85

Yes!


MaggiesMomma0913

I thought it was that the urinal had a very suggestive shape… I missed the camera completely!


OpTicTide97

At least try to hide it a little better


GuardMost8477

Jeez I thought it was the Skank name.


Neither-Attention940

And here I thought it was what seems to be a name on the bowl with the last name Shanks 🤷🏻‍♀️


SidewaysEight

Belongs in r/whentheyseeit


One_Educator7801

Is that those Buc-ee’s restrooms I heard so much about?


dickgozenia42069

bill cipher!


Scudbucketmcphucket

Oh you mean the “bonus challenge” zone where you get rewarded with yelling and expletives when you aim perfectly?


Previous-Sun-4462

Dang…


Head_Butterscotch74

Who would want to watch that! Gross!


PhantomSpk

And I thought it is the bird shaped center


Turbulent_Season7116

Let me c u p


snocown

Anime ass eye


Upper_belt_smash

Hell yeah hope it’s a wide lens baby


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Is that a fucking camera!!!! Above the funny looking “twat”/sink/toilet


Is_bepis_ok

I always feel like somebody's watching meee And I have no privacy (oh, oh)


Inevitable_Channel18

Piss on the camera


Weegie123

That happened in a restaurant here in Maryland. The Rams Head in Savage. Nasty


Jayflys787

🤣🤷🏼‍♂️I see a priest in the reflection on the silver water dispenser.


FiniteRhino

I see a toilet made just for farts.


NoAd7400

What am I looking at? I cannot see shit other that a fake urinal?


GoldLightPainter

Flushing frequently if you knew where the clit was…


HumanSlinky

Oh, it wasn’t the grim reaper figure standing to the right of the guy taking the pic visible in the reflection?


Collin_the_bird_777

nice


-SunGazing-

At least it’s well marked out. I wouldn’t wanna tongue this one though.


MysteriousLaw4962

And I thought it was Gru in the shadow of the toilet.


New-Dirt5203

What in the strap on is happening?


CarefulMidnight4366

I’m pissing in that peep hole


dovo69

Saggy tits reflected on the chrome clit,?!?


PiranhaFloater

Death Vader in reflection.


knghtnrs911

Spycam on peeping Tom


OneMAdDemon

r/pareidolia


Mermaid_meriah_

Bidet


jedi1josh

Did you report this?


Bluetickhoun

Put poop on it


paulyp41

I thought you were talking about the walnut, two birds looking at each other, and the heart. But now that you mention it, yeah I see the camera too


dicecat4

Is that a priest in the reflection on the chrome?


FADITY7559

It’s a Porky’s remake


ChiknBizkits

If you zoom in on the metal piece you’ll see the person taking the pic. That’s a Catholic priest. Maybe his camera too.


foodishlove

Please tell me it’s an auto flush sensor


Ok_Lawfulness_4896

It looks like an open vagina


SgtDickTieso

Lmfao, it's a virgin-fest!


Separate-Plan-7772

It's not a camera... It's a sensor to flush when you walk away


mr_myst3r10

When it sees you…


Muted-Ad6397

It’s a sink. Hammer Heads!


Future-Spite-429

Not a coincidence, some fixture designer intentionally is trying anatomical duplication.