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CMI_312

His body just might not be built for baseball... ... Or the Sox training staff is atrocious... ... or both.


Pariah6-4

I’m willing to bet we found our S&C staff at the dollar store.


erterbernds67

I have no idea how good our staff is. But it’s the same exact guys getting hurt over 4 or 5 s and c staffs. At some point it’s these guys own fault.


boyboyboyboy666

We know for certain the strength and conditioning guys have been gutted and replaced that many times? News to me that they ever made any major overhauls in the last 5 years. Applies to the Bulls too ofc


erterbernds67

After 2021 They got rid of Allen Thomas who had been here forever and mainly took over for herm Schneider and hired Geoff Head to be Sr Director of Sports performance. He had been the strength and conditioning coordinator for the Reds before that. The next year they hired Goldy Simmons to be the director of Strength and Conditioning. Eloy has been getting hurt since 2018 across everyone who has worked for the training staff


Better_Goose_431

I think Eloy is just too big for his own good


illuminatedShadows

He should be able to run the bases. Guys in NFL or rugby are much larger than him, run much more often and more dynamically than him, and somehow their hamstrings are fine


ConservativebutReal

I have a PT acquaintance who said his running mechanics are whack - said he runs up on the front of his feet and at 6’4” 265 lbs he said there is zero chance of not continual injury.


boyboyboyboy666

Gotcha... feels like Reinsdorf's teams are double doinked then with mediocre training staff plus loads of injury prone guys. Still gonna put most of this on the dudes who get hurt over and over. Just seems like guys like Eloy and Yoan don't give a fuck about maintaining their fitness. Yoan just wants to look buff and probably never stretches and Eloy is a fat ass


bigpalmdaddy

Wasn’t it a few years back that the Bears consistently had a rash of injuries every season for some time? It would be just like Reinsdorf to hire that incompetent staff for pennies on the dollar.


FaceNo5241

Love the flair


Jon66238

Probably found them in Missouri


blipsman

Five & Dime


kswissreject

Crazy they went from Herm and avoiding the IL being a huge strength to this. Bring back Herm!


seth928

I don't think his body is built to move


No-Mousse756

If they were competent Jerry would lose one of his biggest scapegoats


scottdoessports

I don't even know. Which leg is it? Is it the one he does the stupid fuckin toe turn on in his batting stance?


head_bussin

exactly. dumbest looking stance in the history of baseball and i'm guessing it's also the least effective.


carlos2127

This whole organization is awful. Sadly, Eloy needs to go but so does the training staff, coaches, and ownership.


kopi32

Just based on how goofy he is with the media, I would be willing to bet that he doesn’t take the training seriousness enough. This is all on him. It’s not like an ACL or Achilles that just gives. These are muscles that can be conditioned to perform. The injuries he gets are similar to old man ball injuries. Just cut bait and watch him get healthy again.


ConservativebutReal

I watched him in his rehab while in Charlotte - not a serious bone in that boys body.


cbdbrain35

He's built for chess


TalkIsPricey

I’m out of jokes for this


Late-Lecture-2338

You must have hurt your funny bone


TalkIsPricey

It hurts, but not Eloy level of hurting. Ooo, got it back


EightyHM

I mean you really can't even write jokes this funny anymore.


MetalheadNick

Shit that Jimenez jersey I bought back in 21 is looking like a good purchase. Worn it about as much as he’s played.


DuaLipasAssCheeks

Same


Melodic-Geologist532

At this point I think we can assume that Eloy is actually just a giant hamstring muscle pretending to be a MLB player


imp_st3r

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, he has the body of a Greek god with the hamstrings of a malnourished chicken


ineedsunnyD

Body of a Greek god?????? If so, he was the giant they locked in the basement


Mathlete86

It's Achilles' distant cousin, Hamstringgus!


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Is this satire? Like this has to be fake rights


ricker182

Mr. Glass. The guy has the worst body on the planet. I'm going to guess he isn't flexible.


ConservativebutReal

Can we give him back to the Cubs? He’s yours - just take over payments!


InterestingChoice484

Is he really hurt all the time or is he just constantly faking injuries so he can get paid to do nothing?


Whyismydogsoweird

He is honestly the first time I’ve ever suspected this lol


Eloyoyo

Just fucking retire 🤡


MMoney2112

dude, just retire at this point


ConservativebutReal

You can’t make this stuff up…I would bet Eloy texted Yoan and said “I am back!” after the game


Tito0118

As soon as I saw him get a single instead of a double...sigh


AwakenTheAegis

This isn’t an accident. Byron Burton plays more games than this guy.


CarcosaBound

Get this guy a full-time Pilates instructor or something.


Whyismydogsoweird

Right? Do some yoga man.


MalloYallow

This guy stayed healthy in the minors, right? Can we figure out what he was doing down there that he’s not up here?


galagini

😂


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Couldn't even last 1 game lol


coreywlayton

It’s hilarious to me that his picture here looks like he just woke up with his hat crooked.


BrockMiddlebrook

He literally couldn’t run. Why the fuck was he on the field.


NYtoJers

Man injures himself just getting out of bed, gotdamn


Letmeinsoicanshine

Water is wet


RNWIP

DeVry University ass trainers on this fuckin team. How is this bum hurt yet again


madmax1969

I’m trying to think of a comp in any sport. I’m not talking about torn ACLs, achilles, broken bones, etc. But how many repeatedly injure their hamstrings over multiple seasons? How many are baseball players? There are NFL and NBA players who have returned from high grade hamstring strains and finished out the season strong. Some have even come back from torn achilles (Cam Akers, as an example). The physical demands of those sports are much greater than baseball. I just don’t buy this theory that his body is failing him due to wonky genetics. I think it’s more likely that he’s failing his body and not keeping it in game-ready shape.


lilcases

Called it back when he returned last time. Right before the all star break


Fl1925

I.L. Jimenez Sit him down for the season he done made of glass


FirePowerCR

I didn’t even know he was back lmao


Whyismydogsoweird

Haha… if an Eloy comes back and gets immediately gets hurt, did he even come back at all?


mattmitch927

Smh…just smh…I would not be shocked he signs on elsewhere and all of a sudden, boom, all his potential unleashed or whatevs


XoMickey

Time for him to leave


Honchoed

Dude is trash, just cut him or some shit


Opposite_Potential_6

Get rid of him


SHANE523

Does he even have a hamstring anymore? Or is it all just scar tissue?


jceeF14

Every time this happens I'm reminded why the Flubs got rid of him. They probably saw all this coming


Intelligent_Mud1266

how does this even happen...


ilo-milo

This genuinely made me laugh out loud


AcidJacksonThe1st

Eloy is injured and the sky is blue. Glad to see some things never change. Like ever.


kduda04

Is this guy made of glass???


TheeOhioState

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


scottdoessports

I dislike that I feel this way because i know its not fair but it just makes me hate the man. Like if I hear "HI MOM" ever again I'm going to have a rage stroke.


Every-Movie4359

Who cares


Boring-Scar1580

Is Eloy Italian ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ERYcpBc2dI


GURU147

Fuckin bum...send him home permanently


Safe-Register-3479

Eloy can fuck all the way off at this point


spazzzzola

EJ is a lousy bitch 


exzyle2k

I had him out by the 6th inning yesterday. Close! So close!


Green_Tea_w_Lemon

what do these players do in the offseason? is the problems his body? is the problem the training/medical staff?


Different_Station_65

Please DFA him today!


HungryAd1310

Trade him and moncada for a bucket of BP balls and a used equipment bag!


GreenPoisonFrog

Who was it that famously said “You can’t pull fat”? I feel like that applies to a lot of these guys. They are so ripped with 0.5% body fat that they can just twitch a little and something gives way, they are so tightly packed.


illuminatedShadows

He’s FAR from being that lean, and he’s not that jacked. Body fat and muscle mass don’t have much to do with injury, neither does stretching. Look at pro rugby players and many NFL guys, all of them are jacked out of their minds and actually rarely tear a hamstring. Eloy just doesn’t work at rehabbing it and our training staff and physical therapists probably suck.


ConservativebutReal

Jerry bought him the “Joe Biden 5 steps to Flexibility” video…


Shempfan

I'll bet the training staff all went to Trump University...


JortsForSale

The fact that Getz allowed this guy on the roster this year just shows what a clown he is. All indications is this guy is not good in the locker room and is not ever available to play. Getz should have sent a.message to the team that the culture was changing and DFA'd him.


blackcatmeo

If you are going to say Eloy isn't great in the locker room you might as well say Abreu


MajesticWalrus520

Jerry isn’t going to eat the contract