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Bossitronium1

Frank


Darth_JarJar_66

Yo?


Daverocker1

Whips out gun and toe knife.


Gale_Grim

If I'm being frank right now, it's VERY uncomfortable in your stomach.


mee3ep

How do you have a phone in someones stomach?


DadBane

There was also a phone already in the stomach who's name happened to also be frank


dark_lamp101

Ravioli?


PATR0CLU_S

Churro! :>


MoonieSucksAtArt

That’s actually a precious dog name. I love it.


jemidiah

¡Churro el perro! Rolls off the tongue.


TheGrapesOf

That’s a great name for a chihuahua


vkarlsson10

Especially if it’s a corgi!


-lastmanstan-

That’s my dogs name! He’s definitely half donut


heichwozhwbxorb

Lol same


SnaggleToof_83

Chicken tikka masala. I name him Tikka.


kittysogood

Hmm.. sounds good. I ate biryani lol


Armand74

Hahah same!!


Queenssoup

Biryani sounds so cute :)


TheInternetIsTrue

A friend used to have a dog named Tika.


LeftNebula8720

my grandmas ashes 💀


Bradyniscool

Ashy


thehakujin82

I had lamb rogan josh. Gonna call him Josh.


privateblanket

Mine was Paneer Tikka Masala hahaha


jrafar

And I had Vindaloo Vinnie!


barbenheimer

Bruh same.


TTK20

Tikka is woodpecker in finnish


Kittyrotica

Big Mac hahaha


BIGMAC0216

Hey, that's my name


Kittyrotica

Hahahaha!❤️


Susdoggodoggy

You ate them, you bastard lmao


[deleted]

Yeah, cannibalism is real funny


Kittyrotica

Nobody has ever complained about me eating them!


HighPolyDensity

I like to think that cannibalism should be given a less severe sentence then murder, since it's less wasteful. JK


JudgmentalOwl

r/beetlejuicing


PsykiOfficial

Small Mac


Kittyrotica

Mini Mac!


PsykiOfficial

Nano Mac!!!


stphrd5280

Lol, mine was a Quarter Pounder.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Turkey spinach patty.


impracticalpanda

Mochi…very fitting


mochipumpkinsbooks

i'd be honored to share a name with this lil guy


impracticalpanda

Your username sounds super cozy! I like it!


mochipumpkinsbooks

thank you! 🥰


BeefySwan

Mine is Gnocchi. Also cute.


Thorn_and_Thimble

Tater


GarminTamzarian

What's taters, Precious?


deveronipizza

PO-TAY-TOES! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!


CORN___BREAD

Never heard of em.


SilasCloud

Give it to me, raw and wriggling!


Sketchy_Vibes333

Taters


MilkyDistrict

But he’s just a baby🥺 tater tot


BodhingJay

Samosa


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jonathanxxxx7

John Cena


[deleted]

how do you comment blank text


Matej004

#


The360MlgNoscoper

How do you comment John Cena


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

#


drak0ni

#


Gwendulous


[deleted]

#


meepthedrogoni

how the heck


moaigaming_420

Say "#"


[deleted]

Hashtag


MegaTron505

#


Echomanner2

\#


withered_bonnie69420

#


Turbulent-Carry-1535

#


This-Song-761

#


Redthebird_2255


grandpagrandpaa

Who the hell are you talking to??


Shadowflam_

#


vermiphobia

Hashtag


selfwander8

…. You ate John Cena?


[deleted]

I'm not seeing what's weird about it. Hoping to see my favorite wrestler, Potato Salad on Monday Night Raw


SpankyRoberts18

Please don’t eat raw potatoes


tdwata

They call me, 'Tater Salad'.


EvilScientwist

the joke is that they ate nothing, and that John Cena isn't visible or at least that's what I think it is, maybe they did eat John Cena


retan10101

The joke is r/JohnCena I believe


EvilScientwist

oh I was completely unaware of this, thanks for thr correction


Anonymous345678910

You are John cena


Namez83

You must be starving


anneferbs

Ruffles


Clod_Cat5

Omg i can't believe this dog is named after rivulet from rain world


MsMcfly77

Cock and Balls


Thememebrarian

And balls?


Jobob_TNT

And balls


a21a16

And my axe !


blundetto

And my balls


TazFaz

What about the torture?


MetarLivit

He ate them idk bout you but that seems like torture to me


Backupusername

To shreds, you say...


IrreverentRacoon

#ASS ^(that is all)


CrowAkechi

Shredded corned beef with rice...... You are now Shredder


[deleted]

All you need now is a rat named splinter and four turtles named leonardo, donatello, raphael and michaelagelo


VoidTheNoob

I’ll provide the mutagen!


jaxsd75

Burrito


isawawhale

Peanut


Drisch10

Arroz con pollo


CrueltyFreeViking

Arroz is a great name for this lil grain of fuzzy rice


Sietemadrid

He looks like arroz con leche


transformerjay

Muffin


[deleted]

My wife


yanmagno

This guy’s wife


Saableyye

Guess we all went to the same cannibal potluck cuz i also ate this guys wife


FrostyTheSnowPickle

I also choose this guys wife.


Neeoda

I hope “this guy” is fine. Last time I went on his profile he seemed kind of tired of the meme. But I think it was because people kept harassing him.


FinlandIsForever

Malteser, the goodest boy/girl


MokiQueen

Cheese


SteveHarveysAunt

Why does this fit so well?


00aka123

Same


FishermanProper2313

Same


BaD-Bot9229

Penis


sololegend89

You…ate it?


Empty401K

A whole bag of them, according to the legend.


TemetNosce85

I've eaten [a bag of Dick's.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Drive-In)


Toph_as_Nails

Whose?


BaD-Bot9229

My own


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok_Reputation2834

now thats just impressive


Kiki-Y

Crackers


floweringflux

Fish stick


SantaMan336

What are you, a gay fish?


drcoachchef

Hey, there are plenty of gay fishes.


CapnCrunch11770

Not naming a dog fish dick, are you insane?


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Cookie, which is the same size.


GamingWaffle123

Popcorn


Fabulous-Chicken-213

grandpa's ashes baked into a casserole he is so adorable!


meowlson

No one asked follow up questions on this. Is this a common practice?


Free-Pension-1145

It might not be that common. Some people do pies some do bread while some even do brownies.


GarminTamzarian

Pairs well with placenta-based dishes. The whole life/death, yin/yang sort of thing.


MHendy730

Also blunts


Free-Pension-1145

Ashes to ashes


[deleted]

OC is on the new season of My Strange Addiction.


Abamboozler

Biryani. Could be worse.


OldSaltUnlimited

Queso. In this case, queso blanco is allowed


sheepdog1973

Taco


Wonderful_Mail1206

Sloppy Joe.


rabotat

Show some respect man, that's your president


AllJelly_NoToast

I call them sloppy josephs.


Sketchy_Vibes333

Tf?


supakitteh

Cookie. Awwww


KondrashZug

Dog


LargeDuckEgg

Me too (I ate a hot dog)


baxiesmom

Blizzard


feror_YT

You ate a $71B company ?


Conzi13

he ate a weather event


cream_trees

No he ate the dangly thing off of a chicken


[deleted]

No, you're thinking of a wattle. A blizzard is an internal digestive organ used for grinding up food, often aided by particles of stone or grit.


CharaDr33murr669

No, that’s gizzard. A blizzard is a group of squamate reptiles, so widespread that it is found on any continent except Antarctica.


[deleted]

No, that's a lizard, you're thinking of a fantasy magic practitioner


superragaa

No that's a wizard, you're thinking of a certain type of dragon from a videogame with fire on the end of it's tail


PleaseSendMeP0rn

No that's a charizard, you're thinking of an archaic means of disguise, mask, or visor


Ekscursionist

No, that's a visard. A blizzard is when you've gone hiking and your shoes rub and leave welts.


Meshuggareth

Frosted mini wheat


jbh70

Snickers Ice Cream Bar


ALauCat

My family had a dog named Snickers.


very_popular_person

Well hello little Questionable-Crunchy-Thing-I-Found-On-The-Floor-That-I-Thought-Was-A-Potato-Chip-But-Now-I-Can't-Recall-The-Last-Time-I-Had-Potato-Chips-And-I'm-Growing-Increasingly-Concerned-That-What-You-Are-May-Have-Been-Some-Sort-Of-Paint-Chip-But-Wait-Do-I-Have-Lead-Paint-In-My-Apartment-I-Remember-Signing-Something-But-I-Don't-Remember-What-It-Was-For-Oh-Crap-Siri:-How-Do-I-Know-If-I-Have-Lead-Poisoning?


beccabootie

Asparagus. Gus for short?


Unhappy_Astronomer78

Shrimp


Generic_Fighter

Well, hello there Beef Jerky!


Roisepoise101

10 piece chicken McNuggets.


styrofoam40

Apple


Krut750

Animal cracker


BeepBangBonk

Egg


Sketchy_Vibes333

🥚


vibalmop_123

bros name is cock


KnightMS_

Double Stuf Golden Oreo


Gracey62

Chicken pot pie


halfblackcanadian

Quarter-Pounder


Significant_Shop6653

Taco 😂


[deleted]

Grapes


MIVANO_

That dog


croupiergoat1

Chili cheese dog


-_-_-sup-_-_-

Rice


ExplosiveGeek77

Cookie! Seems like a good name.


xxXHELLKINGXxx

Double smashed bacon burger with french fry a pepsi and ketchup DSBBFPK for short


BluBat42

Quesadilla


Damp_Unicorn

Whatchamacallit. Whatcha for short.


Hefty-Willingness-44

Chicken wing.


humanbeening

Soup


bmxterryw2

Pretzel!


Dankn3ss420

Do we mean traditional food? Cuz then his name is cake Non-traditional food name? Scab


RosietintGlasses

How do I give you a half like?


tomatoduck7

Half-Like 3 introduces a new character to the series, cake scab the contrastingly named dog


Germanshepherdlady13

Jalapeño Cheetos


partyblob243

Pizza rolls


Desprate-69

Corn


alsoitsnotfundy924

Chips


Error_Code_606

Pizza Roll


Derrick1515

Pancake


_Faucheuse_

Mac and Cheese


Rude_Nectarine

Mr Whippy.


theoht_

BISCUIT


WolFosOC

Durian.


No_Square_8775

Human food


shitsazzle

swedish fish