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punilylive94

Meanwhile that one is on its back.


Dirty-Dutchman

His homie is coming to help him. I'm seen turtles actually so that before, plus he's in the way he could just get pushed anyway


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Came here to ask about this. How did that one happen???


JaRulesLarynx

Plopped off the side maybe. Fighting the Foot is my second guess.


schlemz

Too much pizza.


randyoftheinternet

Too blurry to tell imo, could just be a colorful shell


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skymoods

once we figure out how to respect our turtle overlords


Just-Call-Me-J

Awesomely radical dude!


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ElectricTurtlez

I apologize about the straw thing. That was my cousin, Reggie. He’s got a bit of a coke problem.


BlisslessTaskList

Turtles all the way down.


kusahafiez

SHAT ON A TURTLE!


Hwaii00

Don’t forget about the plastic rings from our drinks!


Gildardo1583

They were derailing trains, those cunin turtles.


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USAIsAUcountry

Since never. For the train it would be no different than running over a marshmallow.


MostBoringStan

The Stay Puft Man is a marshmallow, and he could derail a train. So the math checks out.


mistersnarkle

Apparently their corpses get stuck in the switch rail mechanism, which causes the rail to be unable to fully engage and that derails the train!


USAIsAUcountry

It has never happened. What did happen however was a turtle getting crushed by a rail switch which prompted railway workers to go investigate why the switch didn't engage properly and that caused a train to not be able to depart from the station in time. Edit: Not saying that it can't theoretically happen because there's always a chance of gross negligence and human error. But there are sensors that alert about these sort of things long before any train is in any real danger of derailing because of it.


mistersnarkle

Oooooh, I assumed there was at least a minor derailment — but *of course* Japan has people to check that things are properly engaged and then also has people to actually go check on those things and probably someone to call all that in They’re not *Ohio*.


Sunoverthetown

You definitely never heard of a super turtle


mistersnarkle

So I looked it up! “Despite being small and adorable, the little turtles sometimes get caught in the switch rail mechanism—which switches the direction of the tracks—and they get crushed. When that happens, not only are the turtles killed but the rails don't fully switch and have to be serviced before trains can safely pass. According to The Japan Times, this has happened *13 times* between 2002 and 2014. “ So their corpses mess with the switch rail mechanism and cause absolute chaos. Absolute mad lads, literally kamikaze-ing the Japanese rail system to demand roads for safe turtle travel. Sort of badass. ETA: [apparently they don’t derail trains!](https://reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/s/6ZQPdvNqGz) because there are people doing their jobs!


KarambwanaKodou

This guy did the research and proved the reddit smartasses wrong lmaoi


Effective_Ad_8296

Learning something new everyday


Rare_Classroom8421

So turtles are just going to *know* to use the underground?


mistersnarkle

They have habits and most animals would rather do the easy thing lol


Illustrious_Mix_3762

Trains can crush huge rocks and not even budge from the rails, this is bullshit


mistersnarkle

Apparently their corpses get stuck in the switch rail mechanism, causing the mechanism to not fully engage and they can delay trains that way!


Nearby-Tone-7007

The damn koopas strike again


Effective_Ad_8296

All according to Bowser's plan


Simonbhh

In Denmark it relatively normal for the trains to be delayed due the leaves or snow on the track. So I would surprise me to hear that.


Otaurio

Turtle shells are strong enough to derail a train


Swimming_Stop5723

In Canada we have land bridges for animals over highways . It is meant to prevent highway collisions ! They will have grass and foliage to appear natural. It really works .


Neither-Idea-9286

But is a turtle smart enough to look for the tunnel?


probono105

they look for the path of least resistance so they will go along the rail for quite a way before they attempt to climb it so if you space them often enough they will quite literally just fall into it.


Neither-Idea-9286

Makes sense. Thanks.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I think that guy fell in the tunnel that’s meant to save him and is stuck on his back lol


Dirty-Dutchman

Little guy highway


erm1zo

Save turtles? Yes. Derailing a train? Not happening.


franco-reddit

Derailing a train is a sham… the real reason is that turtles in Japan are going through a rigorous ninja training, this is the last stage before heading for the sewers…


Alt_Revanchist

Where you think they got the inspiration for the Blue Shell in Mario Kart? It's because of all those trains who never made it to the station.


rotem8888

Once again Japan being 5 steps ahead of everyone


okokokokcok

It's a cable shaft. Look on the right it just ends. The turtles fell in and can't get out. But they just slap a different title on it and "Japan" and boom its wholesome


lunalaeclipse

can this be a worldwide design trait that's implemented everywhere? it's depressing going to train stations and seeing dead animals helplessly wasting away on the tracks! more of this and less of anti homeless benches


InfiniteS01

I’m not only impressed by this but also surprised a turtle has the capacity to single handedly derail a train


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The idea that a turtle could derail a train lmao it would make turtle paste


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Japan should be on a whole different planet.


franco-reddit

Japerth


okokokokcok

It's a cable shaft. Look on the right it just ends. The turtles fell in and can't get out. But they just slap a different title on it and "Japan" and boom its wholesome


Whysmydickblue

Turtle aint derailing a train. Ive seen trains blow rocks into peices


lscanlon93

Imagine being a turtle so buff you can derail a 200kpm Japanese train.


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Man are you for real a turtle could derail a train? What cartoon engineering did they get this from


lilbudlilsud

Those jap turtles are orderly af. You just know they are going single file one at a time. No assholes climbing the tracks either trying to be a hero.


EnoughEffect5184

Me just now figuring out a turtle can derail a trian


Ninvisible

when did turtles derail trains?


franco-reddit

When they get really, really mad… don’t upset the turtles!!!


General_Katydid_512

Let’s be real, derailing a train would be a really cool way to go out


Rare_Classroom8421

Not for the people on the train.


Metrack14

Wait.Wait. Turtles can derail a train?


KatastrophicNoodle

Now can we do the same for indians?


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Under clearly unused tracks


DragonsBane001

As yes an easy act of terrorism tape a turtle onto a train track


hockeynoticehockey

Meanwhile in India the apex predator is free to roam.


SlientlySmiling

Gamera is responsible for this.


Orvos101

Now all the turtles will make it to the water!


standardtrickyness1

We're destroyin' the world and killin' the turtles! To hell with the turtles! No one insults the turtles!


Jakey_Breakey

Pretty sure it’s more to prevent the derailing of trains than to save the turtles but still nice


xXMr_PorkychopXx

Train derailing because of a turtle? What the fuck do you think their shells are made of? Steel?


tepodont

killed OR derailing a train, so some survive?


Limp_Negotiation_303

We have the same stuff just for frogs in Germany


Marsrover112

Wonder if the turtles actually use the turtle tunnels


Temporary_3108

So these turtles have the power to "derail trains"?


duckfartchickenass

In the shadow of the moon, terrapin station And I know we'll be there soon, terrapin I can't figure out, terrapin If it's the end or beginning, terrapin But the train's put it's brakes on, terrapin And the whistle is screaming, terrapin


VoidowS

? derailing when 99,99% goes on time? how many derailed? this is a gutter to put wires in.


BDonleben

Ive seen these tunnels throughout the netherlands mostly for frogs and salamanders, we also have bridges across highways for other wildlife so they don't have to cross the highway.


Zandromex527

Turtles are the cutest little things I love them.


Baby_Unable

Imagine taking a nice stroll and a massive fucking train zooms over you. Must be terrifying af


Pristine-Repeat-7212

The question is how will you tell the turtle to use this tunnel.


x_Turtle1980_x

Finally I can cross in peace


Rare_Classroom8421

Only very organized single file turtles of an exact size. I'm sure rats/mice will never use this.


Embarassedskunk

*Japan installs turtle tunnels,* *Japan installs turtle tunnels,* *Japan installs turtle tunnels,* *Turtles under railroad tracks; Turtle Tunnel!*


Major_Glove_7455

Cute


AssGuardian_069

how does a turtle derail a train, honest question (It doesn't)


Nebiroze

Mario, fresh from his crusade in the mushroom kingdom, is seething


AmberMetalAlt

Wholesome as this is, it makes me worry about how much of an issue that was for it to need to be done


tdsa123

Save me from the wee turtles They were too quick for me


ButtersBottmBitch

What moron thinks a turtle can derail a train?


Edfroe007

Bro the turtles are so pissed of how fast we’re moving that they’re derailing trains💀


Scared_Scallion486

I'll be the first to say that I don't understand physics. But if a train is moving really fast wouldn't it suck up the turtles? Or make them move involuntarily?


Straightlordsecond

How do they get out?


jimmymui06

Meanwhile you don't die normally under the track unless you are right on the path of the wheels


Wanderdrone

Ok cool but you can see the turtle gutter literally end right there at the edge of the picture where are they gonna go?


Propsygun

As a former railroad worker, it isn't for turtles, it's for cables. These cable ducts are used to protect return power cables and signal cables. You can see them with their lid on, if you look to the right. You can also see how there isn't any way the turtles can get out, they are stuck. Probably from following the track until they fell in to this open cable canal. They are literally trapped, and would have died if someone didn't find them. but someone made it into a feel good meme. Since this comment is a bit disappointing as reality often is, here's the positive. Along many railroads, is a sanctuary for animals without humans, trees and open water draining canals makes it perfect for a diverse nature to thrive, it's crazy how many animals and rare plants live there.


ciderlies

Imagine being the turtles when a huge locomotive passes over you.


BadVegetables

Derailing a train????


Mud_Top

Derailing a train wdf, was that a ninja turtle


damm_who_asked

They derail trains What


Sumonaut

Derailing trains....? Colour me intrigued


LordJohnPoppy

Who taught them how to use the tunnels?


NoSugarAllSpice_

Wow, i didnt realize that was even a problem. I guess i just never thought of it!


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A simple solution. Now if we could have deer pedestrian overpasses….


Lonely_axolotl117

Imagine being the turtle that dismantles a train, literally trains 500 years and now there is nothing left to do as an immortal demigod


tameablesiva12

Rich people shit fr


ArkofVengeance

We have 'frog tunnels' under a busy road that has forrest on one side and marsh on the other. It's a migratory route for breeding for them and you don't see any dead frogs on the road thanks to it.


Objective_Cake_2715

I love this. This beautiful turtles can live Yesssss.


Xander_Pants

It's ooze time