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ghost_needs_audio

I love how they kinda switched their "auras" between the two photos. On the left, he looks cool af and she just seems really nice and wholesome, while on the right he looks like a friendly grandpa and she is the cool aunt that lets you take a sip of her red wine at the family gathering.


s_im_on_e

On the 2nd picture she's got serious Morticia Addams/Anjelica Huston vibes. I love it.


panteragstk

She's got that "yeah baby, he's still mine" look on her face.


No-Advice-6040

Sips her wine, but never drinks it, maintaining her composure while lulling you in to a false sense of security, never knowing what diabolical plan she is conjuring


TwoStoryLife

cool aunt? you meant hot aunt, right? she looks amazing after 47 years


ToLiveInIt

Celebrity marriages that last are boring and don’t get any coverage. Never hear anything about Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn (41 years) or Pam Dawber and Mark Harmon (37 years).


austenQ

Also, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick (36 years), Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson (36 years)


Lordborgman

I forgot that Kevin Bacon was married to....Wunch.


PureShimmy

If you're here, then who's guarding Hades?


freethewimple

💜RIP Andre Braugher💜


Lordborgman

Captain Dad :( Nine Nine!


JollyGreenDickhead

Deputy Chief Wuntch, you've aged.


PinkFloyden

I was wondering why the birds suddenly stopped singing


That13YearOldGuy

Korean toilet ghost?


unfancyfeet

People talk about all of these marriages, all of the time. Except Kurt and Goldie aren't married.


fight_the_bear

You say that like they haven’t been in a relationship for over 40 years. They’re married in everything but name.


unfancyfeet

That's not how I said it. You read it that way. I said that people talk about all of these *marriages*, all of the time. But Kurt and Goldie are not in a *marriage*, so I said "except Kurt and Goldie aren't married." People talk about their *long-term, committed relationship*, all the time.


ToLiveInIt

They talk a lot more about celebrity relationships that aren’t working.


HELLFIRECHRIS

Gotta admire someone who can stay married to a fork tongued lizard witch.


Jumpy-Ad-3198

Boston? But it's so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches there, right?


JollyGreenDickhead

I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.


bdash1990

Ugh, what does that human blister want *now*?


Pterafractyl

Kyra was a regular at this cafe I used to work at in Manhattan. She was always super pleasant to all the staff. Kevin only came once when I was there, and of course he left right before my shift started


jolsiphur

The entire reason Dolly Parton wears wigs and such is to keep her real look a secret so her and her husband can live quietly. He didn't want to deal with everything that comes with fame so Dolly just Clark Kent's it through life and that's fucking beautiful to me.


ToLiveInIt

She has always said that she wears wigs because her hair could never stand up to the damage the hair styles would cause. (Also, because she needs a place to put her mic pack.) And, yes, Dolly Parton and Carl Dean are another example.


Orange-Blur

She apparently is super tatted up, that’s why she wears sleeves all the time


sandInACan

Is there any proof of that besides that one tumblr text post? Like an interview?


erratic_bonsai

She speaks about it often, actually. She’s very open about it.


ToLiveInIt

She’s open about wearing wigs but that’s not the reason she gives.


enad58

I mean, Clark Kent is a good example, because it's Superman, just with glasses. I can think of a couple things that might give it away that you're looking at Dolly Parton.


thirdegree

Like when she flies into a burning building to save children with her super human strength and laser vision


enad58

Precisely. And cushions their fall.


ladyelenawf

Aren't Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prince Jr. four kids deep and still together?


triggerhappymidget

Yup. 22 years.


ladyelenawf

Outstanding. Thank you.


ToLiveInIt

I almost included that they have been married to each other almost half of their lives.


ladyelenawf

That would've been cool. I almost mentioned that I remember them getting together while I was in high school, but didn't want to show my age. Either way it's pretty cool.


ToLiveInIt

Well, I remember his father’s show, so … age.


ghost_slumberparty

I think they have two kids, but the rest remains true.


That_one_cool_dude

Dee Snider and his wife, whom I'm forgetting her name, have been going for like 40 years at this point too, just adding to the lack of coverage.


ToLiveInIt

Oh, and Ozzy and Sharon. But Sharon makes sure people talk about them a fair amount.


TheBirminghamBear

I was just listening to a podcast that touched on the speech he gave to congress back when the Tipper Gore thing was going down. He was only 30 at the time. Absolutley crazy. I had no idea he was that young.


RoryDragonsbane

Bob Newhart was married to the same woman from 1963 until her death in 2023


ConstableBlimeyChips

Micheal J. Fox and Tracy Pollan (36 years)


DisplayNo7886

This is so true. Their public life gets in the way of having a peaceful marriage. Look at what's still happening with Angelina Julie and her husband. Their daughter just filed to drop her father's name on her 18th birthday. 


The5Virtues

In fairness, by all accounts from the kids themselves that relationship blew up because Brad’s addiction to painkillers and alcohol brought out all the worst of him. The celebrity status just meant said worst aspects got hit with a spotlight on page six.


BrotherMcPoyle

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are not married. He’s still waiting for the right time to pop the question.


wholewheatscythe

Or John Lydon (aka Johnny Rotten), married 44 years until his wife passed away.


Hrealtheveiled

Or the more important Mark, Mark Hamill and Marilou York (45 years)


EquipmentElegant

Didn’t know bro was ever young


capn_doofwaffle

IKR?!?! Never seen him in his youth, like, AT ALL! lol


AccomplishedCandy148

He did movies when he was young! They’re, um, often of the time period.


capn_doofwaffle

1800's? 🤣🤣🤣


AccomplishedCandy148

60’s


capn_doofwaffle

Oh, sooooo peace sex and drugs?


AccomplishedCandy148

Yep. And misogyny and colonialism. [for example.](https://m.imdb.com/video/vi1889321753/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1)


Iron-Fist

Such a good movie. Authentic dance scene at the start are like one of a kind.


beepleboople123

I too enjoy the occasional Sabaton song.


The_Real_Manimal

Was more stage productions for him during those years.


edwieri

His first major role is in Zulu? Not quite his time period.


AccomplishedCandy148

It’s a very 1960’s take on colonialism. That’s not how that film would be made today, at all.


Von-Konigs

Either way, it’s a phenomenal film.


edwieri

I haven't seen it for many years and I'm not a film historian or anything. But my take was that it was about how the two officers saw a disgust in all the killing. Which follows the fate for some of the veterans, being paraded around Britain after given medals and not being able to deal very well with life afterwards. I definitely did not take a positive note on colonialism in the film. But as someone said, magnificent film all the same. And yes, probably would be different if made today.


brojooer

HEY the Italian job is fucking sick


KitIungere

Young is all relative. He was 40 in the first picture. You should watch the original Italian Job from ‘69. It’s pretty funny.


Seroko

I only knew because of the old footage shown on Austin Powers 3


SickHuffyYo

The absolute hatred in his voice when he says “… and the Dutch” somehow can still crack me up after 20 years.


BigBootyBuff

That and "how about no, you crazy dutch bastard" I quoted more than I probably should've.


Seroko

I only watched the movie on english once (last year) always watched the dubbed version for my country, what a HUGE mistake. Half of the jokes were translated very poorly or adapted losing the point.


Ongr

As a Dutch person, I can't stand that crazy Dutch bastard, because they didn't get any stereotypes right!


silverlegend

Watching a movie like Battle of Britain (1969) is a trip with young Michael Caine and Ian McShane in it


CerberusC24

Whoah wth. I knew McShane was old but not 81 years old.


JP050887

Him and his wife are so good looking. WTF?


Suspicious-Leg-493

>Didn’t know bro was ever young He wasn't. The image on the left is his father. The man was born an old man, didn't even gain any height or hair that's just what he looked like. His mom had a very....very shitty day and nearly killed his father


zaicliffxx

beast titan!


EquipmentElegant

Hello my follower


Super_Deuce

Happy cake day!


D-v-us-D

It’s just like Morgan Freeman.


EquipmentElegant

Yea young Morgan looked just like he does now


Embarrassed_Art5414

Really? Zulu? Alfie? The Eagle has Landed? Escape to Victory? The original Italian job? There was a ropey period in the 70s (Swarm etc) but he's been making bangers for decades


IgnotusRex

Dropping his early greats, but left out The Man Who Would Be King... For Shame!


Embarrassed_Art5414

Guilty as charged! Can you ever forgive me?


AnnabelleMouse

Go check out his early films. Super handsome!


Schrodingers_Dude

"I'm Michael Caine, and this is my co-caine, Shakira"


AV8ORboi

i thought you were kidding but no her name is actually shakira wow


Ok_Flan4935

She’s Muslim. Shakira means thankful >He reflected to The Guardian in 2009: "My wife is a Muslim and she does Muslim stuff; I'm a Christian and I do Christian stuff, and no questions ever come up. The media view of Muslims is different from mine, which is very benign and peaceful."


Watertribe_Girl

She is stunning


Own_Candidate9553

Honestly, they both could get it at their current age.


TangledUpPuppeteer

Honestly, I think she’s actually MORE stunning now than she was then, and she was gorgeous then! He chose really well.


Suspicious-Beat9295

She definitely ageed better. Might have been the cigarettes for him. Or sunlight exposure.


TangledUpPuppeteer

Or that is guess he’s about 15 years older than her… I could be wrong, but just looking at her, I’d say she’s in her early 20’s in the first pic and her 60’s or 70’s in the second picture, and he looks like he’s in his 30’s in the first and I know he just hit the 90 mark recently, so he was late 80’s in the second image.


turtlemix_69

Good guess! Theyre 14 years apart!


TangledUpPuppeteer

Omg! I totally guessed! Based on your confirmation, he’s not doing so slouchy either! He looks a good decade younger than he is!


turtlemix_69

Were also pretty close on the ages. When they married she was 25!


NoWeight4300

Hrs British. He doesn't know what sunlight is.


No_Cherry6771

‘Ate sun. ‘Ate The Sun. Luv me Irn Bru.


Kat-a-strophy

The story is he saw her in a Coffee ad on the tv, found her stunning and it happened someone he knew knew her. If it were a romantic comedy people would say it's cheesy.


musingspop

She looks like she grew taller somehow. Even her face seems larger and glowing


Ben_Graf

True. And bolder. But i guess its just heels, him getting shorter during age and a different pose.


newoldschool

the way they met is even more amazing, Michael Caine described the evening in which he saw his future wife for the first time in his autobiography. He and his friend Paul were watching a show on TV when they saw an ad for Maxwell House and Michael was already reaching for the remote when something caught his attention. In the background, there was a girl dancing and he just couldn’t take his eyes off of her. The actor remembers, “My heart started pounding and my palms became sweaty.” When her face was shown in a close-up, Michael sat in front of the TV on his knees in order to see her better. Confused, Paul asked, “What’s up with you?” Michael said, “This girl is amazing.” Paul said, “I know. Now what?” The actor then said, “I want to meet her.” When Paul said she lived in Brazil, Michael asked him if he would travel with him to see her. Paul simply responded, “You’re mad, pal.” In the end, Michael convinced his friend and they got on the earliest flight. Michael planned to call the Maxwell House office in the morning to find out who did the commercial for them. But he couldn’t relax or calm down, so they went to a bar. When Michael was going to leave, a guy he knew came up to him and the actor told him he had fallen in love. When asked who the girl was, Michael said, “The girl I saw on TV tonight.” It turned out that this guy from the bar worked for the company that shot the commercial. This was a stroke of great luck. After Michael said that he was going to go to Brazil looking for the girl, the guys just started laughing. It turned out that the model wasn’t from Brazil but rather, she was from British Guiana (today, it’s Guyana in South America) but she lived and worked in London. Michael called his future wife 11 times and she said no until she finally agreed to meet him. “I fell in love with her in about 8 minutes and it took her 2 hours to love me back,” the actor remembers. Shakira remembers that Michael turned out to be completely different from what she expected. He looked very aggressive in the movies but in real life, he was charming and very soft — the kind of person she wanted to spend a part of her life with


Pretend-Programmer94

Okay but if a guy saw me in an ad and flew to another country to meet me asap i would be - little freaked out.


PhantomOfTheNopera

And kept calling me after I said 'no' _eleven times._ Yikes. I'm happy it worked out but most stories that start like that end very poorly for the person being pursued.


CaesarOrgasmus

This is lunatic behavior. Glad it worked out, they seem great, but if someone I knew started doing any of this, my eyes would pop out of my head.


Embarrassed_Art5414

I'd hate to have to try and be 'grandiose romantic' in this day and age. Think we just lived in more innocent times ....now I guess I'd be considered either naive or creepy Not judging, just saddened.


XercinVex

I’d card her at the liquor store in that first photo 😬 r/13or30


The5Virtues

Paid off for her in old age though, she looks absolutely incredible.


XercinVex

She’s only 77 vs his 91 😬 ofc she looks good in comparison, for reference she’s two years older than my mother and he’s the same age as my grandma (mom’s mom)


XercinVex

>Michael called his future wife 11 times and she said no until she finally agreed to meet him. r/whenwomenrefuse


[deleted]

That’s not amazing, that’s creepy😭


sheedyg

Right out of a woody Allen movie


angrytroll123

Guyana produces some stunning women.


Dramatic-Exam4598

yeah he stalked her like a fucking incel until she caved. If someone did that today he'd have a restraining order against him.


Rahiya

Did he shrink or was she still growing?


Razeoo

She started wearing heels


bebejeebies

10 inch heels?


Axedelic

You shrink as you age. Your spine compresses.


_pm_me_a_happy_thing

You don't shrink by that much though, the obvious answer is heels.


DoucheyMcBagBag

She didn’t!


Axedelic

It’s 99% heels like the commenter below me said but you do shrink an average of two and a half inches through out your life. You even ‘grow’ a quarter to a half an inch when you wake up in the morning because your spine decompresses


RedditEthereum

I hate getting old.


Axedelic

Felt that. Didn’t realize getting older literally only meant back/ joint pain and bills lol. I’m glad I listened to my relatives and didn’t force myself to grow up too fast. Would have been a huge regret lol


chinu6613

Dude that is how Cane used to look. I am seeing his young for the first time. As Alfred, as normal he seems like such a nice guy. Feels like if you were to rob him, he will give his blessing along. But in his young - he looks dead badasss, he would set you up straight for years. Man, nothing but love & respect for Sir Michael Cane.


alterEd39

Exactly! He looks like someone you don't want to rob, and he used to look like someone you wouldn't dare rob.


chinu6613

Exaacctllyy man.


CodeRed8675309

You should watch the original Get Carter... see what happens if you try something (hint...it involves a shotgun :)


TemperatureExotic631

She’s gorgeous


bobobobobobobo6

In fairness, if I were married to either of these two, I'd find a way to make it last. I'm a straight dude, and I'd still marry Michael Caine. But Shakira Caine? That's just living the dream. Like literally living it


firedrakes

Lol. To dam true


Xbalanque_

He has appeared in %28 of all movies made since 1964.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Batman would be happy to know that Alfred finally found his happiness 😊


Sharkstakovich

Sorry, I live under a rock. Could someone please tell me who these two are?


broden89

British actor Sir Michael Caine and his wife, model, actress and beauty queen Shakira Caine.


Sharkstakovich

Thank you for the information 🙏


KayJay282

And he's a 2-time Oscar winner.


eltedioso

Her hips don't lie


beirizzle

I mean there would be tons of examples, it just doesn't make the news when they stay together


NineSkiesHigh

She was baddddd tho :0


DoucheyMcBagBag

My Cocaine. 


Sad-Veterinarian1060

Honorable shoutout to Ron Howard who is going on 59 years with his wife.


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme


Ok-Yogurtcloset6074

Outliers in a dataset doesn’t restore hope. But then again, celebrity marriages have literally zero impact on my wellbeing or hopes for the future.


Natural_Ad9356

Wow, his wife is stunningly beautiful!


Homicidal_Pingu

Isn’t that his second marriage though?


Aggressive_Bank_7476

Yes. Lmao.


discodave8911

To be fair; he is punching above his weight


SaltyZooKeeper

He'd likely agree.


pinktastic615

I forgot that Mark Harmon was married to Mindy, of Mork and Mindy (what made Robin Williams hugely famous). And for you youngsters: Mark Harmon, a Rose Bowl winning UCLA quarterback, didn't play pro football like his Heisman trophy winner dad, even though he was offered contracts because he wanted to be an actor. Did he make the right call? Back to you Bob...


OperativeKlause

I mean, not to be disrespectful, but if I was hitting that I would also be going nowhere


Hunting_for_cobbler

As a ciswoman, I agree - she is pretty fit


Pontoffle_Poff

Exceptions to the rule, further prove the rule? I don’t even know if they last or not… but shouldn’t you show that more than 50% actually are like this, in order to refute it? No skin in this game.. this just sounds like an odd way to make a point.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

>Exceptions to the rule, further prove the rule? Well, they don't. It's not what the saying is supposed to mean, and while people do think it means that now, it doesn't make it true. This exception would disprove the rule "no celebrity marriages last". But of course it doesn't do anything against the rule "most celebrity marriages don't last", since then you'd need more than 50% like you said. And in that case, this *definitely* doesn't disprove the rule, since this is Michael Caine's 2nd marriage. His 1st was also to a celebrity, and only lasted 4 years 😅


ErrU4surreal

You can see the two of them AND his great pal Sean Connery in The Man Who Would be King, a classic.


bloodlikevenom

They never got married, but Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn have been together since 1983. I've always thought their relationship was so beautiful ♡


SpeckledTickbug

I've seen many celebrity weddings that ended up staying the course for 30 to 50 years. One couple surprised me when really looking back.It shouldn't have been which was gene wilder and gilder radnor. God, I miss their humor the most.


Malpraxiss

Celebrity marriages last. There's just no reason to talk about them. "Breaking news! Celebrity couple who have been married for 20+ years'" That is just boring compared to some drama filled celebrity breakup story.


MartianTurkey

I would value these stories much more than the breakup dramas


the_barbarian

Mark Hamill and his wife Marylou are married since December 1978, almost 45 years.....


PepeWatt22

My Cocaine, great actor


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

They are a lovely couple. Here’s to many more years.


No-Release-5588

Alfred really hanging onto his girl


Distinct_Eye5558

He was born as old man


Aeohil

What a couple. Beautiful then and now.


JerkfaceMcDouche

Why did I think he was gay ?


ArnTheGreat

Man he looks great for his age but she is aging phenomenally well.


DasEisgetier

The amazing thing is he saw her in an ad where she was the model. He wanted to meet her so bad, made it happen and the rear is history.


Other_Respect_6648

Those women are the same person?


TheHeroYouNeed247

Damn, she still hot af.


Informal-Term1138

What a dashing young man. And she is equally beautiful. Congrats to the both of them.


Masske20

How old were they when they started dating?


allan_collins

Is “my cocaine” getting shorter?


Outside_Music1971

She’s gorgeous


slurpin_bungholes

Shout out to David Bowie


_DigitalHunk_

Technically, a legend and her King.


Willing_Statement_58

She was/is a hottie like


santosdragmother

oh my. they are (respectfully) an incredibly attractive couple.


Tragickingdom555

She is one gorgeous lady.


Icy_Sector3183

Still hot. The wife too.


gayrightsactivist420

Steve carrell (Michael from office) has been with his wife the realtor from the office since their marriage in like 2000


QiarroFaber

People forget Michael Caine was a badass.


Poococktail

Anyone else read the title in Michael Caine voice?


TvManiac5

Obligatory Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively mention.


Ilikethedesert15

People care way to much about celebrities


MurkyClassroom2801

Hmboi smoking on a black my man


The_Jenazad

My cocaine


sheedyg

They switched facial expressions


AmusedSmoke

lovely couple


DarkSoulsDank

Did she grow taller or did he shrink?


its_ray_duh

Bro went from looking like peaky blinders to Alfred


ampersoon

SHE'S 77!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!???!????? My god she is GORGEOUS


FudgeOwn8662

Wow. She looks great for a woman in her mid 70s.


Kryds

I'm pretty sure celebrities has the same statistics for marriage as everyone else. You just don't hear about most of them.


Interesting_Chard563

Caine was 38 and she was like 24 when they met. I don’t subscribe to “age gap” discourse among consenting adults but it’s interesting that if you asked redditors if it was ok for a man pushing 40 to date a chick who just graduated college you’d be called a freak.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

She’s still hot


ExcitingActive8649

“It’s not the size, mate.   It’s how you use it.”


RhetoricMoron

There are many examples of such marriges, Paul McCartney-Linda McCartney, John Paul Jones-Maureen Jones, etc...


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Dude popped a mind altering boner for a random hot girl her saw on tv and called it “love”. Then proceeded to harass her on the phone until she finally agreed to meet him. I like Michael canes work, but you can’t “fall in love” with someone you know absolutely nothing about. This isn’t so much wholesome as much as it was extremely lucky it turned out well.


Matchbreakers

Even beyond that, they have different faiths and religion, but didn’t let that stop them either.