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OldCardiologist1859

Such a career-counselling child.


TonkotsuSoba

or creative mom…


Naive-Recognition579

Plot twist: Moms actually a stripper and she’s the creative one to explain it all away


Wide_Road2875

Handwriting is too good. Possible that it was a prompt for the child to sketch over though, but odds are the whole thing is made up for internet points


TerboGoodGame

God forbid a kid is good at writing


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Lmao too good of a drawing


Bigbluezr

Who the heck is that profile picture of?


DoodfrumspaceEleven

I have no idea 😅 I didn’t wanna use a selfie so I looked one up on google lol typed in anime girl Hd , looked pretty!


Archon_Inferno

Not the pfp lore 😭 Jokes aside that pfp does look pretty lol


Alunagrrl

Exactly put an anime girl HD because right now I’m trying to get to the bottom if it’s AI or not because the art style and the weird hair thing going on looks like it is to me. Some people are saying it’s is some are saying it’s not and I’m trying to get to the bottom of it


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Now I’m curious lol I gotta find it now


Bigbluezr

Yeah it's very pretty I like the colors ☺️


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Thank you 🙏 i love the colors! And I like yours too ❤️


Calmed_727

It's some ai generated image from 5 months ago, you can find it on u/SilenTZombieX profile


Alunagrrl

It seems to be AI generated picture Update: someone found it and it is definitely AI so far. I haven’t found the exact image if they even posted that at all but so far it’s a five month old thing with AI generated art a lot of it very sexualize but has the same same style as the what y’all are on about of it being old before AI someone named Calmed_727 found it I’ll try and @ them, but I don’t know how to do that.


aflashinlifespan

It's old, for once I can discern it's not AI!


A-kil

Or you know, maybe a talented artist


KrexolaiTheFemboy

It rly is a coinflip


Alunagrrl

It honestly to anyone’s best guess 🤷🏻‍♀️


Alunagrrl

I’m just guessing because it looks to be in the style of AI and some stuff looks off like parts of the hair


kontrolleur

this image is incredibly old, from before AI was capable of such this


404NinjaNotFound

Source? When reverse image searching it, it leads to a user's posts who posted this 5 months ago as AI art.


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Whoever made it is really talented tho lol I just thought it was pretty and used it


HollerinScholar

It might be A depiction of Silvervale, a VTuber who definitely has that blue-pink hair Gradient.


nottakentaken

It’s really crusty but if you look at the hair, it makes no sense. It’s definitely ai.


Alunagrrl

Thank you because I also noticed that and that was one of the main reasons. I thought it was AI.


Isburough

even if you believed that, the handwriting breaks the illusion


tommytwolegs

Handwriting is better than mine. So is the drawing but the handwriting really stood out


Hour_Career9797

…yeah, that’s what they all say…


Greyzer

At Hoe Depot…


Tfsz0719

They all say D’oh


snoopy_88

pretty good handwriting for a kid


shemaddc

Looks like an overachieving 4th graders handwriting, honestly. They’ll be a “pleasure to have in class” until high school graduation and probably experience a self-awakening in college, change their major to something completely different, experiment with drugs a little, start going to music festivals and getting tattoos, around 26 they’ll into a good place in life.


LocalGrade9Throwaway

What the fuck, thats literally my life but I'm stuck at getting sober lol. Around 26 you say? Oh well, a few years to go then! (Mostly joking)


DigiFrieren

This is also when you find out about any underlying disorders (especially ADHD/autism). The gifted kid burnout pattern is very consistent.


temps-de-gris

Holy shit, you have no idea how validating it is to see this written down.


LocalGrade9Throwaway

I've been continously told by friends that I am probably very much on the spectrum and I am pretty much sure that I am, though getting diagnosed is not really something I plan on doing, dunno if it will help, same for ADHD. Oh well. Seems like it's this for me huh. Damn it...


FearlessCloud01

I don't have that many friends (especially not ones that I contact too often) to tell me this. But after watching stuff about it recently, I really think that I have ADHD... Now I just need to find the time to get it stamped by the doctor...


HeadyReigns

If it makes you feel better I was an under achieving fourth grader and the same thing happened to me.


Was_going_2_say_that

Stay on the path. Your brightest days are ahead of you. This internet stranger is proud of you.


LocalGrade9Throwaway

Thank you. Means a lot. I wish you the best.


crassculture

I've never read anything that so perfectly encapsulated my life.


The69LTD

Man this hit too close to home. 25 and we’re going ok


Killentyme55

You forgot about "exploring their sexuality".


Forikorder

The writing could be a template given to every kid to fill on with a drawing


Popcorn57252

This is an old ass post, and I actually do believe it's a real one. Besides, I knew some girls waaaay back in 3rd and 4th grade that had ridiculous handwriting.


Mercuryblade18

Yep...


Principatus

Come on, the teacher always writes what the kid asks them to write, even before the picture is finished


skykingjustin

They didn't put a bottom line on the shovel it's definitely a joke all round.


SnooDrawings3621

Had the best handwriting of my life at that age, having perfected the print they taught but before it atrophied from everything being required in cursive for a few years before it was abandoned


Narfubel

🎵 I'm sorry Miss Jones W**OOOO,** I am for real, I didn't mean to make your class cry, I did not show my ass to the guys 🎵


Lotus-child89

This has been around as a funny post on the internet since I was like 14. I’m 35 now. It was big on eBaums and FunnyJunk. I guess it’s now resurfacing and catching on with the young kids that won’t remember.


lVlannequin

lmaoooo this comment is funnier than the entire post. This damn picture has been around almost as long as i've been alive s2g


Shloink

Thank you - spot on


Flat-Ad-3996

the email sent me 🤣🤣🤣


dcchillin46

Th email sent


Ariovrak

Yeah, they… uh… they tend to do that.


IrvingIV

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?


YT_CodedToKill

The email


anonymousrex_

The


striped_frog

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sherry_siana

r/theletterH


STEVENVOODOO1

why is the stick figure drawn throwing it back though?


DissolutionedChemist

It’s a heavy shovel. It’s not the correct lifting form, but it gets the people going.


goin-up-the-country

Gotta sell those shovels


Lazy-Most-3226

This is amazing


Optimoprimo

This was drawn by an adult. The handwriting gives it away. No small child that draws like that also has handwriting like that. Also, kids tend not to be able to fit the faces perfectly into the heads, nor draw nice circles that meet perfectly end-to-end. They tend to draw circles with an overhang where the circle closes, or the ends don't meet at all. Just child development stuff.


LaserBeamTiara

This is how my unartistic ass would have drawn something if I was told to draw people for a school assignment all the way through college. Stick figures for life!


Hike_it_Out52

I want to argue with you because my own kid & nephew have very clean handwriting similar to what's on the page but I'm tired. So instead I'll say, you're wrong and goodnight. 


chiree

My 6-year old draws better stick figures than this, too, with defined facial features and all. But, like you, I don't really care enough to argue. I think the overlap between people saying children can't do this and people without children is 100%.


XavierYourSavior

I’ll say you’re gullible lol


aceharu

i wrote like that when i was a child


triplepicklepants

Also the fact they vaguely got the proportions of everything correct except coincidentally the shovel


BoomerSoonerFUT

Orrrrrr they were handed a rewritten prompt by the teacher to draw on. All of my kids have had that. Teacher writes the prompt, kid draws stick figures.


TwentyCharactersL0ng

r/nothingeverhappens


popularis-socialas

Right? This drawing definitely isn’t out of the realm for like a 2nd-3rd grader


TheRedBaron6942

Especially if they take their time or spend a lot of time writing. So many people are so desperate to prove something


TadRaunch

The picture was drawn by a 17-year old as a joke and was intended to depict an exotic dancer. The response was added by someone else; not her mother. It's old as hell.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

You can tell by the pixels


Fabtacular1

You know how I know it was drawn by an adult? BECAUSE I HAVE A FUNCTIONING SET OF EYES AND A BRAIN. This was clearly made as a joke. You don't need to justify it, or appeal to logic. It's just obvious on its face. People not being able to figure this out on their own is why our democracy is imperiled.


SokkasBoomerang3

That’s funny because I drew and wrote like that as a small child. But I guess you’re the expert on all small children and because you said so, it must be done by an adult. As was all my work that I have from back then that I thought I did myself, but it must have been the Adult Fairy that did it while I fell asleep. Silly me


Dangerous-Agency815

still a classic tho . . . .


Puzzled_Kiwi_8583

My lower elementary level kid can write like that, but she wouldn’t add the three dots. She also wouldn’t use a capital g there either. 


idevilledeggs

Idk about you but that was my handwriting as a kid. Some kids, especially girls, tend to have neat handwriting. But yeah, I agree about the drawing. A kid that is artistically gifted enough to draw nice circles is unlikely to make a mistake with the proportions


GwerigTheTroll

There’s a lot that’s suspicious about that drawing. The “shovel” also doesn’t look like a shovel, as a kid would draw one.


Traditional-Worry247

This post has been around for years and it’s obviously not real. Like extremely obvious


NeonCamiFlames

Except, this drawing and email are actually from a SNL skit back in 2005.


Hot_Aside_4637

This was debunked by Snopes in 2010: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pole-dancer-shovel/


CarlJustCarl

I’m an adult and this is how I draw.


Jonny_Segment

It's also how the adult in the original post draws.


ty_imtheman

Isn't there anything new in the world?


SatisfactionShot5746

Havent seen that picture in eons


Potential_Welder1278

“Nothing bad about either professions”. Lmao how delusional do you have to be.


IrvingIV

Yeah working in hardware stores pays terribly.


Gonnaroff

This is 20 years old or so and I’m still loving it


No_Estimate_8004

I don’t think this is wholesome…


OilGood7823

Kids don’t like we know she’s a h o


Round-Swimmer-8445

Classic😂


Top-Letterhead-6026

90s kids had it dialed in—multitasking before it was cool. 😅🎮🚀


jfern009

Bro, kids are ruthless 😭😭😭 it’s all our fault interpreting it wrong. This is hysterical


DampBritches

Whatever you say, Kandi 😏


vassid357

When my son was about 8, the teacher asked each student what their mother did, it was for a mother's day collage. He told his teacher I was a cleaner, which was correct in the sense I did most of the cleaning in the house. It wasn't my profession but was interested in his perception.


erydayimredditing

Lol OP there 100% is something bad if the child was present for the scene they drew if that was stripping what are you on about.


Kaustuv31

Selling body for money is the the highest form of capitalising- second comes strip club - but we shouldn’t judge the kid for that


HeadlessChicken99

Reddit moment


Unusual_Car215

If there's nothing wrong with either profession why did she feel a need to send this letter?


Pretend-Programmer94

Why is there no rounded end to the shovel then?


heesell

My dad had one that had no roundings


Pretend-Programmer94

Ahhh snow shovel (can you tell us live in the south?)


the-hound-abides

I grew up in Florida, but I live in Massachusetts now. I can translate. A shovel we are accustomed to is rounded or pointed at the bottom because its primary purpose is either to pick dirt out of the ground, or transfer something from one vessel to another. Snow shovels like this one are another thing. They are flat on the bottom, because you are supposed to push the snow off of your driveway or walkway rather than dig it. It’s a handplow, not a true shovel. They do make smaller ones that are meant for digging out heavier snow, but they’re still flat on the bottom.


Dinkelberh

You **can** and do use it to push the snow, but there is also definitley true shoveling going on (at least when theres more than a foot of snow or so) There just doesnt need to be a point because the medium being shovled isnt tough to break into even with a wide fromt.


the-hound-abides

I’m not going into advanced shoveling here lol. Plus, I live in southern mass near Providence. We don’t get that much snow here. We have a blower, but we rarely get more than a few inches at a time so it can usually be shoveled off in a little bit.


heesell

I live in western europe


Tanzanianwithtoebean

A spade is the shovel you're talking about. That's the one everybody thinks of when they think shovel but there's lots more, and a spade is actually very specific to digging holes in dirt! I'm really unsure why it became the international symbol for shovels.


liamoneillmusic

Snow shovels are boxy in shape


CrispyFriedJesus

Also it’s a 5 year old


Calenchamien

Presumably because it was drawn by a child who isn’t particularly invested in 100% realism, because they don’t have the life experience to recognize a stripper pole when they draw one


Pretend-Programmer94

Presumably because the child is depicting a square snow shovel and im from a place where most shovels are rounded because of lack of snow… you must be fun at parties


raltoid

I don't know how to tell you this, it might come as a big shock: Not all shovels have a rounded end. In fact, a *snow* shovel with a rounded end is useless. As they are made to remove snow from flat surfaces.


TotallySynonymous

Because it was drawn by a child


Snazzy21

Found the Floridian. Snow shovels are [square](https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/83393fcc-83e9-4e07-a5b2-a61c8dd88dbb/15648280.jpg)


Dangerous-Agency815

nothing wrong with bein an exotic dancer either, I'd say that's even better. respect all jobs guys.


S3raphinx

There’s plenty bad about being an exotic dancer


TinyAd8649

Did you just call "exotic dancing" a profession...


Chemical-Debt-7907

Alright, let’s be realistic. No need to shame people or get on people’s cases but if there was “nothing bad about either profession” the joke wouldn’t be funny.


OilGood7823

I call cos


Fice_T

Context is what made me feel better… FINALLY we got a better understanding of what’s going on here!!!


TigBitsManiac

I mean, the arch in the back too 🤔


MagisterLivoniae

It's like that essay about 'my daddy and hores'.


SoarNsquid

Wholesome-ish


TonyMontana546

I too love those comically large snow shovels from home depot


_Infamous____

Fucking kid has better hand writing than I do AND IM 20


scubastevedamnyou-

Really looks like she's throwing that 🍑 out there tho


GoldMan20k

D*** i* took me a second but when I got it.I laughed for 5 minutes solid


pn1159

not everyone can be a pole dancer


Aur0raAustralis

Holy shit, it's the oldest picture on the internet!


a4uinaboat

This is not a meme and is not wholesome


Slackerguy

So somone at some points s didn't know how to combine two images so they screenshot the images. And sent them as text messages and took a screen shot of the conversation to fit the two images in to one. The most gen z thing I've seen since somone uploaded a screen recording of them scrolling through an article


anbu-black-ops

This was really funny.


Nero33398

This is so old


VoiddVoyager

That's a big shovel


GayAssBurger

This meme is so old, that kid has their own kid drawing them as a pole dancer at school


Ashamed-Food4858

That kid is creative or the mom is smart.


Pristine_Goat_9817

I actually assumed the picture was supposed to depict being a bank teller. You see a "side view" of teller at the divider between herself and the customers and a bunch of people holding money 'cause they're doing money stuff.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Okay but explain those enthusiastic customers holding dollar bills


Winerinl8f

and why did it happen that all buyers are male?😂 the universe really raises question to the mom's real job then


Archiemalarchie

I laughed harder at that, than I ever have at anything in r/jokes


YCCprayforme

I got a Home Depot add here


peyotepie

This is ancient


fothergillfuckup

She'll sell loads of parasols. After making it rain, obviously.


Purging_otters

This image is now way older than the kid that supposedly drew it.


Wayed96

r/thathapoened


Luzi_fer

Hopefully, teacher didn't ask this... The drawing : one man and a woman dressed in white, covered with blood, knives on their hands, with psycho smiles of happiness. We are butchers.


Pretend_Bicycle_9462

Does anyone actually believe any of these?


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

Haha, isn't it hilarious that the mom had to explain to the teacher? Classic!


ShaughnDBL

Uh huh. That's the ticket...last...uh...snow shovel


immoralcombat

Lmao


lemonythickett33

The stripping one is the one you don't want your daughter to pursue


Turbulent-Permit7472

“Nothing bad about either professions” Bruhh☠️☠️☠️☠️


Federal_Source_1288

Jsjejs


Federal_Source_1288

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