This isn’t the place to force your headcanon about a character being Trans (Alister is canonically male and OP is being delusional). I’ll keep this up for now though.
Do we know how old the streamer chick in SV is? And im pretty sure Sabrina, Flannery, and flying lady(forgot her name) are adults, and Allister, I genuinely have no clue about him
The funny thing is when you actually take a step back to look at it, Iono is definitely an adult.
Seeing as she was canonically streaming back when Grusha was still a professional snowboarder, and there was a few year gap between his accident and becoming a gym leader. Grusha even talked about how he was a fan of her earlier content.
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Me when someone shows me the Roblox avatar I like and publicly posted
[https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Allister&action=history&offset=20190708164310](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Allister&action=history&offset=20190708164310)
no edits since 2019.
edit: tf is up with your flair
Buddy, if *Grusha's* a guy, so is Allister.
https://preview.redd.it/psl84hay3r9d1.png?width=2481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e3a395d50f5c857050dce2c1e61c2447b404d6
Trust me, people don’t really care about your headcanon. Believe me, I know you probably want representation or something. That’s okay, but there is other media that DOES have canonically trans characters.
Instead, you choose to (in my opinion) make your own group look bad by forcing a character to be in it. You being trans does not mean the character is trans.
This but kinda unironically. I don't remember the feats, but Mario does some stupid shit like creating suns and goombas being able to 3 shot him at worst is pretty powerful.
[Why so raciserious?????????????????????????????????](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1d2ld2r/what_is_his_circlejerk_name/#lightbox)
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I don’t know who this character is but why is its height compromised of 25% head, 5% shoulder/neck, 20% torso and *the entire other half* legs? this poor thing’s itty bitty heart probably isnt voluminous enough to reasonably pump blood everywhere in its body. Imagine the icy fingers
I doubt most members here are interested in Pokemon, the matchup is just very random and makes no sense and you're pushing a headcanon that uhh.... according to others the headcanon is stupid? I don't play pokemon though so lmk
Whowouldcirclejerk when Op Jerks to close to the sun
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Skyla collapses immediately from lack of lesbian cuddles with Elesa (because I said so). Iono is a streamer, so she's too dumb. Everyone else stomps Goomba.
Me seeing a funny post but then OP makes a fool of himself in the comments
(literally never comment on your post as op if you don’t need to; you cant win)
This isn’t the place to force your headcanon about a character being Trans (Alister is canonically male and OP is being delusional). I’ll keep this up for now though.
Goomba is arrested for hanging around minors. 10/10 Chris Hansen.
Do we know how old the streamer chick in SV is? And im pretty sure Sabrina, Flannery, and flying lady(forgot her name) are adults, and Allister, I genuinely have no clue about him
The funny thing is when you actually take a step back to look at it, Iono is definitely an adult. Seeing as she was canonically streaming back when Grusha was still a professional snowboarder, and there was a few year gap between his accident and becoming a gym leader. Grusha even talked about how he was a fan of her earlier content.
So she’s just short as fuck 😭 Ok but how old is Allister
Oh yea nah he definitely underage. One of his defining traits is that he became a gym leader at a very young age. That kid is like 8 or 9.
Yeah
the SV one is Iono and the sky gurl is Skyla
I was close with what I thought her name was, thought it was Ioi I was fr 2 letters off
Iori https://i.redd.it/gjbm6irktead1.gif
Idk who the person you put is only Iori I know is the Ace Defective Junpei Iori 
Why is the pokemon word allowed to employ minors as gym leaders?
Japan.
one of these girls is a boy, so clearly he's a spy for goomba and backstabs all the girls before any of them use a fire type Pokémon on him
Obviously he's a spy for the koopa forces. Look at the mask. He's not even shy about it.
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why he so jirai kei
misinformation
https://preview.redd.it/ddr98pwctiad1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609d41751658ff57a9578dff1874c81d1355b4df keep quiet.
https://preview.redd.it/7681zq9gviad1.png?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7ddf7763f21e89b23c49d9b5e6354d5df4f827 Me when someone shows me the Roblox avatar I like and publicly posted
your ass is on Roblox that is the only online space I feel 100% confidant saying is 100% full of kids (and groomers)
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[https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Allister&action=history&offset=20190708164310](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Allister&action=history&offset=20190708164310) no edits since 2019. edit: tf is up with your flair
>tf is up with your flair Going off their post history, they've made this their entire personality.
Is OP the one who deleted the reply?
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No hold on thats too mean
truly a fate worse than death
What is Alister doing there?
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Buddy, if *Grusha's* a guy, so is Allister. https://preview.redd.it/psl84hay3r9d1.png?width=2481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e3a395d50f5c857050dce2c1e61c2447b404d6
THATS A MAN? AOOOGA?
Guy? Don't care, smash. https://preview.redd.it/pz7mxf37it9d1.png?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171026b520cbf233f3e69bc0260e3f39cd05fa9c
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Allister is a guy, and misgendering a trans person is unacceptable regardless of how much that person sucks.
Let’s not veer into Transphobia with our shitposting.
Never https://preview.redd.it/qhrp7rmhc4ad1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ee0eeeb760fa13d6016c35e4335aaaedf92f6a
My brain cannot comprehend this, please help
Bait used to be believable
https://preview.redd.it/p4svabx23r9d1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46fb82152fab2712539ff46665b77267742dcd4
Obviously bait. That's the joke, omg
From what I know most (maybe all) of the girls are not capable of jumping, thus the Goomba would stomp
Since one of the girl specializes in flying types, she could fly above the Goomba and stomp on it actually.
Only if the Goomba stands in front of a pokemon center.
Or the direct opposite side of the battlefield, since it doesn’t have to be a field move.
That would be the pokemon not the trainer, plus takes two turns and not perfect accuracy, Goomba dodges.
Allister is a boy, not a girl.
And boys can’t get goonba’d?
he's a shy guy so it's an equal matchup
"Erm, actually, Allister is a boy!" ☝️🤓
NO
How do you know everyone calls him a he
I’m no expert, but calling a cis character trans would probably counterintuitively count as transphobia unto itself. Not everyone has to be trans.
Alright, that’s it, I AM, LEAVING
Trust me, people don’t really care about your headcanon. Believe me, I know you probably want representation or something. That’s okay, but there is other media that DOES have canonically trans characters. Instead, you choose to (in my opinion) make your own group look bad by forcing a character to be in it. You being trans does not mean the character is trans.
finally
> ”I’m leaving” > Looks inside > Did not leave and instead just tried to slander Batgos here and on r/Batmanarkham
just cuz a zesty mf is zesty it doesnt mean a zesty mf is zesty
Goomber scales to mario, who is stompversal.
This but kinda unironically. I don't remember the feats, but Mario does some stupid shit like creating suns and goombas being able to 3 shot him at worst is pretty powerful.
I disagree Mario just obviously has dog shit durability
Do the girls (and one boy) have access to their Pokémon?
They have powers
how have you not gotten banned holyyyy shit
Goomba turns himself upside down making him immortal and outerversal because nothing can hit his head
Floor
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Why did you do Allister like that
What's this nigga?
[Why so raciserious?????????????????????????????????](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldcirclejerk/comments/1d2ld2r/what_is_his_circlejerk_name/#lightbox)
Reported for rascism
I'm betting $15 and some loose pocket lint on the Goomba.
ROSCHE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nmg3l7ey1s9d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079a1945fde5ab4313daa9b3a727cb5389f1f2ce
https://preview.redd.it/wps4jtfqas9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0c02330407f3103b3052e57bedf21ce68c0361 I don’t know who this character is but why is its height compromised of 25% head, 5% shoulder/neck, 20% torso and *the entire other half* legs? this poor thing’s itty bitty heart probably isnt voluminous enough to reasonably pump blood everywhere in its body. Imagine the icy fingers
Anime
You are complaining about Japanese character design in a kiddy RPG. Good lord are you going to question the anatomy of the pokemon themselves?
to be fair, almost half of our height is just the leg
really big jacket
Girls scare me. So girls.
One of these things is not like the other…one of these things does not belong…
ye goomba?
Chat, does OP know?
I know the fake transparency
Alister= male get it fucking right
Hold up, one of those mfs got a whole cock and BALLS. Fym girl?
The goomba?
Goomba scales to Hyperflexgigashitversal due to contending with Mario
I doubt most members here are interested in Pokemon, the matchup is just very random and makes no sense and you're pushing a headcanon that uhh.... according to others the headcanon is stupid? I don't play pokemon though so lmk
Alistor is a guy
Im trans and i believe one of the characters isnt. So we have a spy with the goomba. Immediately gets arrested
Goomba
Does Goomba have bat prep time? If so Goombastomp/10
Goomba, bruh
massively ftl goomba speedblitzes
Goomba stomps
Goomba solos
Smash all
half of them are children :(
Then i'll become drake.
Goomba is multversal, so he stomps spite match. Also girls have cooties so he beats them even harder.
I choose GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBAAAAAAA
Is this a joke? Goomba stomps the verse.
https://preview.redd.it/qw58aumn11ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f354efa67cd49de63908ff0610063888fc52a9ae Goomba neg diff
They're all getting dicked down. Don't ask how I know.
Whowouldcirclejerk when Op Jerks to close to the sun https://preview.redd.it/khmzabp754ad1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460e87fc0611986ebdeab9ab26bcb6adba88f46a
…I don’t think Alisters a girl… though I am quite ignorant
Goomba can move faster than time and can destroy a fortniterizzverse with no effort. Ez win
Girls
goomba
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The goomba obviously what are you thinking putting any of those weak characters against the goomba
goomba is massively FTL so he speedblitzes smh
Sabrina has psychic powers
Skyla collapses immediately from lack of lesbian cuddles with Elesa (because I said so). Iono is a streamer, so she's too dumb. Everyone else stomps Goomba.
ALLISTER IS NOT A GIRL
Goomba mid diffs in base, Mushroom Goomba neg diffs.
Me seeing a funny post but then OP makes a fool of himself in the comments (literally never comment on your post as op if you don’t need to; you cant win)