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Here is the thing, I think to many of them have feats for finding people for this to be a good choice. John Wick, The Punisher, The Bride, Agent 47 etc are practically all guaranteed to find you. And if any of them find you, they are killing Mike with no effort. So while your logic is good, the list is to powerful to hide from imo.
Yes I have and from what I remember he doesn’t have any genius feats. I’m not saying he’s dumb, I’m just saying he’s not up there with the higher dudes in intelligence.
As funny as it is watching Yor Forger literally fold everyone in half with her thighs, she’s an absolute airhead and frequently lets her daughter out of her sight which gets her into danger.
Not necessarily about who’s going to protect you. It’s about picking who is the most dangerous and removing him from the playing field. I’d say either Frank or Agent 47 are the immediate dangers here. Which sucks, cause for this challenge, if any of those 2 are hunting you then you’re fucked
There is not a spot on this earth that would hide you from most of these men unless he randomly stows you in an unmarked underground bomb shelter where you have food and water for life but no internet or outside communication. At that point I would want them to kill me.
I think the challenge is that 47 would find a way to make it accidental. He may be the hardest (or at least one of the hardest) to defend against. But he would not be good at protecting me.
Agent 47 would be fantastic at protecting a target, he is the king of accidental deaths.
Just prepare to spend however long it takes him to find and kill the rest in some remote ass place with literally nothing around 🤣 you’d probably have to forage food and water yourself or rely on him to drop stuff off.
Out of all of them I’d pick him majority, Punisher a secondary but feel like he can get one track minded to easily.
Why would anyone pick the only regular dude on here? He's just a detective, and there are real life dudes just like him. He's a great character, but most of the others are near superhuman
The only correct answer is Yor, she is massively superhuman compared to anyone else on this list. She was strong enough to kick a speeding car out of the way of hitting someone. She's supersonic at least as far as speed and is a bullet timer.
Yo just read chapters 51-55 or so of Spy X Family, she does some crazy stuff like dodging a sniper shot that she doesn't even know is there, along with the person she's protecting. Using her fingers to stab at someone who blocks the stab with the flat of a knife, that then shatters into pieces afterwards. She's got CRAZY superhero level feats compared to everyone else on this list. She actually legit doesn't belong on this list, she's practically in a different genre and it's not really fair to the other characters.
Yeah, the other characters are all cool, and most have been around way longer and have great stories. But it would be like making a list of who would win in a battle royale and having the Netflix Marvel cast, but throwing Homelander in there as well. It's just orders of magnitude different power levels, and it's honestly a great prompt if you just take her off the list. But with her on there she breaks the whole prompt because even if she doesn't manage to protect you, no one else would be able to protect you from her.
Her feats are great but I don’t see her on the same level of assassin as 47.
What are the chances of her even knowing he’s there before poison or some other accidental death?
Granted she’s superhuman yes but his speciality is killing people without them even knowing he’s on their tail or in the same room!
Yeah I think 47 is the Yor counter on this list. Realistically I don't think anyone can protect you from the rest of the list 10/10.
But I still feel like Yor has to be the pick because no one can protect you from her at all.
Problem with that is, if she has access to her resources (others have mentioned the Continental for Wick etc.) her group she belongs to is very good at protecting and disappearing people. That’s not even including that her dog can see the future and warn people, and her daughter can read minds (including the dogs) and warn people. If close allies are considered “resources” (which again seems to the be the case for others when discussed in the thread) the dog and daughter make sneak kills pretty much impossible.
But almost more importantly, yeah there are some people on the list that might make it past her to get a kill. Might. On the flip side though, you are forced to choose her because if she’s coming for you literally no one else on the list (perhaps even all of them combined) are capable of stopping her.
Yor Forger, great stamina, superhuman with excellent observation skills and martial skills. There is a boat arc in the manga that demonstrates how adaptable Yor is when it comes to assassinations whether its one on one or multiple people. She also has high pain and poison tolerance so she would be able to eliminate all of the assassins mentioned in the prompt.
Wouldn't that strengh be enough for her to punch a head off? Plus she almost killed Loid being drunk af, the same Loid who beated like 20 guys in 10 seconds in episode 2. And she's way stronger and faster than him.
He's a retired marine and he's still "got it", but he's still just an exceptionally strong old guy with street cred. He would easily fuck up any normal person, but I couldn't imagine him taking on the rest of the roster mano y mano and making it out alive unless he snipes them. He's strong, just not superhuman.
Nah, she's completely broken compared to the rest and really breaks the whole prompt. Really interesting debate without her on the list, but even though she's an airhead if she has her resources the people she works with are very competent and good at making people disappear etc.
But more than anything it's just that she's an order of magnitude more dangerous than anyone else on the list, and no one else on it would be able to protect you from her in any way shape or form. Her feats from chapters 51-55 or so from the cruise ship arc alone are too ridiculous to really allow her to be on this list.
It's basically as fair as a prompt where someone puts the Netflix Marvel characters in the same prompt as Captain Marvel, Hulk and Thor.
Obviously Yor is the most physically capable, but lets not limit our list to just physical stats? Who says Yor wont get sniped in the cranium by Punisher? Or silenced by Agent 47? There are so many possibilities.
Yor doesn't use a gun, most people on this list do infact use a gun. Yor is at a disadvantage.
I mean she dodges bullets fired by a sniper she doesn't know is there while carrying someone she's been tasked to protect. Which seems pretty applicable here.
Yor is pretty wildly superhuman.
Yor can reliably avoid gunfire and dodge bullets, not to mention that she has feats sufficient enough to allow her to contend with a lot of comic book street tier characters and she might even beat them. Punisher being able to kill her? Same guy who can't reliably kill guys like Daredevil who are less impressive than Yor? Punisher is going to get his ass spanked.
Yeah, she doesn’t use a gun but it’s not because she doesn’t have access to one. She doesn’t use a gun because doesn’t seem to need one. She’s a lot faster than anyone on the list, has dodged bullets multiple times, and has crazy feats like smashing down trees with a rubber ball or throwing a fork into a wall from across a room. Unless every single other person on the list suddenly organizes together and focuses their fire her, they won’t have a shot
Her vs Spike would be such an amazing fight though omg. I could see him being the last one standing as well due to his nigh superhuman abilities and feats going up against actual superhumans and winning.
Nah, he’d lose. But he’d make a better show of it than just about anyone else imo. Tho I could see Frank going in with a deadman’s switch and “winning” by blowing himself and yor to bits.
Yeah but all it takes is someone like punisher to just get a clean line of sight and you're dead. Not much she can do if she's occupied with other people
Yor can dodge bullets after they have been fired like Spider-Man or bat girl( Cassandra Cain). So it would be very difficult for the punisher to even hit her.
Mid-way through chapter 51 of her manga, she literally grabs the person she is protecting, who is also holding their child, and spins both of them away in order to dodge a completely out of the blue sniper shot with no warning, then while spinning them away almost hit the guy with a throwing dagger that he barely dodged from like 400+ feet away.
Yor. Spy x Family spoiler alert:
>!There was straight up an arc where Yor had to defend a family from like 30 assassins in a cruise ship. She had a help but some of those guys were also certainly superhuman.!<
Imo it all comes down to Trevor vs Yor
Massacre mode Trevor with a gun can probably beat Yor given enough ammunition.
Buttttt yor can probably speedblitz him and cut his throath in a heartbeat once massacre mode runs out.
If everyone attacks at once then trevor is the best option (given massacre mode and a lot of ammo)
If everyone gets their own turn and fights one on one then Yor all days of the week
Punisher has killed many Superhumans before, even catching Spider-Man off guard, and killing him. Killed Dr.Doom(egosim got the best of him, so did the bomb), **and** Wolverine, pulled off a cheap one on Cyclops, and killed Daredevil, albeit DD qnd Spidey probably didn't want to hurt Castle.
Damn, didn't see that part. What I said is completely irrelevant I guess. Frank is good, but yeah Yor can get this in the bag as far as I can tell. 47's whole deal is being good at hiding aswell as defying the laws of physics when throwing stuff, that may be interesting to see playout in this scenario.
Frank only has a bunch of feats in the comics for the most part though.
They're more realistically power scaled, which is why Comics Peter can be so damn strong.
There was a Cosmic Spider-Man in a what if I think, Captain Universe I believe?
Yor 10/10's Wick. She's a ridiculous anime superhuman who kicks a moving car and punches a volleyball into space. She dodges sniper bullets fired by people she doesn't know are there until they shoot, while carrying other people.
There's pretty much nothing he can do about her.
The big downside to Yor is that she's kind of dumb. She's got great instincts in a fight and is hilariously broken statwise compared to everyone else here. But if you've got someone who can make you disappear to help you out then she's probably not gonna be super threatening. She more or less relies on her boss in the organization to point her to the exact location of her targets. But if she ever does find you, you're probably super fucked because she can trivially kill basically anyone else and you.
I don't know if the Continental would be good enough as a hiding place, though. Or if you can really count on it to protect you, considering assassins just walk in there all the time and we see people either kill someone staying there or try to kill someone staying there frequently in the movies.
Overall I agree that Yor probably shouldn't be on this particular list. You almost have to pick her because you really can't risk her finding you.
Hell, all the other people on the list combined would be hard pressed stopping her if she was the only one coming after you vs. all of them. Her killing power is just too insane compared to the rest (her ability to tank damage is also really high), that you have to pick her even though she's pretty garbage in terms of the other aspects of going into hiding and setting up protections. She really does not belong on this list, it's really unfair to the others.
Mike and 47 have perhaps the best connections. Mike has some very powerful people in his phone list and 47 has a multi-national, extremely clandestine and rich organization that seems to be able to get 47 in and out of nearly anywhere in Earth.
I'm going to go with 47. He's really good at planning and preparing, too.
Maybe. She's absolutely busted in a straight up fight against anyone here, sure. But I don't know how she'd do against 47 coming for you. She'd also struggle against someone with a lot of connections hiding you away. She's not incredibly intelligent or observant on her own, and relies on intelligence from the organization she works for, which I suppose she could potentially use here, but it's not going to be as good as, again, 47.
I still think she's probably the best choice because having her coming after you is a huge problem, and she does make characters who are good at killing you and nothing else like John Wick completely pointless, but in theory you could be protected from her by someone with a lot of connections.
Yor can dodge bullets from snipers she's not even aware of. She's a multiple time proven Bullet Timer + super human feats. On top of that, when she's serious all that ditzy behavior evaporates
She still loses the thief who steals that old lady's purse in a crowd and loses track of Anya regularly. She's unable to tell that Loid is posing as an SSS agent when he wants to see if she knows about Yuri. Disguises and subterfuge are 47's whole thing.
She's absolutely one of the worst equipped people in this prompt to track down a target on her own.
The entire premise of the show is the joke that a telepath, the world's best spy and the world's deadliest assassin all fall into each other's lives. You can't actually call that a point against her. It's the same concept comics have been using forever (I never knew you were actually X) and it's never counted against them. So let's agree that's not applicable.
Yor is absolutely not perceptive for comedy sake but its a core part of the premise. You have to remember for the thief bit, (and throughout the series) she's constantly trying to hide her abilities.
I mean if you want to say that all of her failings up to "just for the sake of comedy" then literally the same exact thing can be said of throwing a volleyball into space or the supersonic tennis ball or kicking the car. All of that stuff is gags in service of the joke that she's an assassin who can't appear normal.
Yor literally jumps like forty feet down onto railings three times in a row to chase said thief. You don't get to just go "she's trying to hide her abilities" to handwave the fact that she couldn't actually do it.
The point is that the three of them make a good family because their individual specialities compliment each other.
You're massively low-balling Yor if you think she's incapable of chasing down that thief, period. That made a point of pointing out her being mindful there.
Yor seems to be way stronger then everyone here (she can one kick a speeding car, break the sound barrier and reacted to a sniper bullet she didn't even realize was there until after it was fired)
She has already protected a person from multiple assassins by herself (and the oldman from the Garden) and she was holding back half the time because she didn't want to have any injuries that might lead Loid to finding out her secret. We saw her pretty easily beat the samurai after she stopped holding back
Between John Wick, Mike, Hitman, Punisher, Spike and Trevor ( I don't know the others ) it seems to me that the Punisher is the most busted. He's got hand to hand skills on the level of Daredevil, he's probably the best strategist here, he's in peak shape and he shrugs bullets off.
Beatrix Kiddo, she has several safe houses, the god cutting sword (shut up no evidence saying it can be debunked) and has several connections. I'd love to see how any of them can get to Japan and find the random ass tea shop hattori hanzo has, discover the attic where Beatrix can put me in and then manage to deal with the dude who has an entire samurai arsenal in his closet, and then also fight the world's greatest assassin in her universe.
Why the hell has no one picked the only guy with a space ship? We can literally fly off world and none of the others have the resources to follow let alone keep up.
Since the post goes by characters having all of their resources. It's potentially a cheese win as trevor could contact the GTA online protagonist usually having hardware up the ass which is absurd to have for one person if they grinded/bought the money of said hardware or get Lester to do his magic by having you off the radar to name two examples
Yes, the average player ain’t rollin with an arsenal like that. That’s high-level stuff, is my point. And at this point in Online the player has eclipsed Trevor by a lot and he’d be lucky if they even answered the phone for him. He’s like Simeon to us now lol.
I dont see the stuff he mentioned as high level since anyone whos lazy/smart enough could grind or glitch the money for said hardware. You can do like 5 cayo perico heists in an hour and get about 8 to 10 million which is more than enough to get the hardware or dupe 4 cars every 24 hours and get same ammount of cash.
I'm going with 47.
If he has all of his resources he would also have access to his Handler, Diana. While 47 is moving and Protecting you she can track the other Assassins. On the skill side of things, 47 himself is very hard to find and just as capable a fighter as anyone on the list. His only real competition in this is, Yor, John Wick, and and the Punisher, as all of them are either better fighters or more durable than him.
I choose The Punisher.
The logic is that there is no hiding from the rest of these characters, you have make them stop looking. So the best course of action is to get the punisher, ask him publicly announce along with the others that he's after me, and stage a fake murder, where he "kills me" preferably in a brutal way that is hard to forensic afterwards, leave a tooth or two in the remains as proof. and then vanish. And then, hire the punisher to go after as many of the others and wipe them off.
Yor’s beaten dozens of assassins of this level, while protecting a woman and her child, while also avoiding being revealed as an assassin to her husband and everyone else around her, while also on a contained cruise ship. She’s also launched volleyballs and tennis balls hard enough to tear through trees, leave cracks in stone walls, and create craters in the ground. She’s also consistently reacted to and deflected gunfire, even from unseen locations. While everyone here is a competent assassin, Yor’s physicals are definitely helped by general anime stat boosts, I’d trust her most.
My second option would be Mike, since I feel that he’d be the most competent in helping to hide me from the others.
The problem with having Yor on this list is that if you don't pick her, you'll get clapped when she comes for you. No one in this list has the feats to stop Yor when she finds out where you are. Everyone on the list is "very competent human" or "slightly superhuman" while Yor is crazy op anime powers.
The reason I have Mike here is because he is extremely smart, and he also has an entire criminal organization backing him. He may not be as skilled or physically able as the rest but he is still very capable.
I'm going with Mike. His connections and money will be much more valuable in keeping me moving/hidden. Throw me in a laundry truck/Pollos Van and drive me anywhere in the country. Muscle isn't gonna win this fight, resources and elite instincts will. Mike has those in spades.
Yeah no one of these can outgun or overpower the rest but Mike Ermentraut is the best chance for survival, he has experience dealing with situations where he can’t win; he’ll hide me somewhere safe where I’m away from trouble or soemthing
I think Yor. In the most recent chapter, she accidentally hit a volleyball out of earth's orbit while heavily suppressed. To do this, she would have to hit the ball at at least escape velocity (\~25000 mph). A bullet only travels at 1800 mph. This puts both her strength and speed at a level far higher than anyone else on the list.
Yor probably is the best option because she has anime bullshit stats, but even she's only gonna manage this if she has a bunker to stick me in and defend from there, so nobody gets any bright ideas involving a sniper rifle or a bomb.
A duel between Yor and Beatrix would be close though, and Beatrix and John or Beatrix and Punisher could definitely win it as a tag team.
When agent 47 is coming for you. There is no way someone in this list could see him coming or stop him from killing you. You can make a point for some of them to kill 47 but not before he get’s the job done.
Agent 47, Mike, Punisher, or John Wick. They're no nonsense and are great at close-range and long-range combat. Someone like Trevor is too unstable, and Beatrix is great with a sword and her fists, but guns aren't her specialty. A fight between Beatrix and Spike would be epic to see though.
Doesn’t matter your dead anyway one of them isn’t enough to save you but I’d pick punisher he might be the only one to take down a bunch of them at once
Yor could realistically kill a good number of the others on this list at the same time, she's real busted by comparison.
But I think you're right, your chances are low no matter who you take.
I agree with Soy, it’s gotta be Mike.
No one else can make me disappear, except _maybe_ John Wick, who was able to do thoroughly disappear the guy’s son didn’t know who he was dealing with.
Mr. wick....he would probably put me on a bus to another state while he kills off the rest of the list. idc what superhuman feats anyone has on here, the man will dome piece just about everyone on this list.
Agent 47 is the most adept at killing. Genetically engineered, raised to kill, and is just as good at hiding as killing. While he will have a tough time with Beatrix and John, he's still going to defeat them unless they work together.
Trevor is unpredictable though, he could just lob grenades at us until we die.
No one cares about Lorne, Dale, or Mike they're nobodies. Spike is more of a space scoundrel (han solo) type than anything so he's out pretty quick. The Punisher isn't as skilled as John or Beatrix but he's a decent fighter with a good arsenal and good conviction, so he'll last longer than Spike. Yor is quite skilled but she is almost featless since we haven't seen much of her yet, we've seen plenty of what Loid can do though.
Punisher, not even close
Frank is immediately the dangerous target here on this list. He is just as dedicated and smart as John Wick, with Trevor’s rage and firepower behind him. There are other notable dangers here like Agent 47 and John Wick, however Frank is the highlight here for a few reasons
1) Agent 47 very heavily relies on stealth, any large group of soldiers will mow through him
2) John wick is dangerous. However you do not want him protecting you. He does not carry sufficient weaponry for the Job. As well as he has a tendency to rely of deescalation and often will try to avoid violence. If you’ve seen the John Wick movies, you will likely be killed. As well as John Wick doesn’t really have experience with outside organized crime and corruption, he’d have no idea where to even look for the people hunting him
3) Franks experience and arsenal vastly out perform anyone here. He’s got on a bullet proof vest, drives around a big ass van. Loaded to the brim with machine guns, snipers, knives, pistols. Also, Franks experience with organized crime means that anything Mike could pull, Frank would be able to handle it
As a side note, a huge part of the punisher show is literally him protecting people. He rescued Karen Paige, even Daredevil himself
Look all I know is that I DON’T want 47 out to kill me. What people don’t realise here is that with 47, it will almost never come down to an actual fight between him and your protector. You could put someone 10 times stronger than him up there, and he would still find a way to kill you, most probably without even alerting the protector. But at the same time I’m not sure his “protecting” capabilities are as good as his “straight up murder” capabilities.
Agent 47, probably knows every assassination attempt ever made in the world because he is the perfect assassin and was trained primarily on how to assassinate someone. He can defeat John Wick, Mike, and Yor easily.
Easy choice. Agent 47.
Guys enhanced, you will never, I repeat never have someone sneak past him or to the property he decides is good to protect you in.
Even if they attack all together, the only one I could actually see giving Agent 47 a run is Castle (Punisher). Yor seems like a target he’d prioritise and kill early from a far or accidental death.
John Wick might be good but let’s be honest the movies play out his survivability way to much.
I'm not entirely sure how he'd kill Yor. You can't snipe her. You can't poison her. I mean 47 is better at this than I am so maybe he can find a way, but it's not something he does with trivial ease no matter how he wants to go about it.
I do think that the choice definitely comes down to Yor and 47 being the best choices. Everyone else is either redundant because Yor could probably fight Beatrix, Wick, and Punisher at the same time and win 9 or 10/10, or they're just useless against 47's skillset.
The beauty of it with 47 is it doesn’t even have to be poison, it can be any accidental type death he can use given an opportunity.
How well does Yor handle disguises given 47’s ability to mirror image someone?
Could 47 simply disguise himself as a family member and kill her in her sleep for example?
Yor has the super human level of reactions speed to bullet time snipers she's not even aware of. Her guard never actually seems fully down, there are multiple instances in the Manga where she's shown a supernatural level of danger sense.
That being said, drawing Yor's family into this would mean subduing her brother who is a highly trained secret police member or the world's best spy (her husband)
Also she's assigned to guard you so when would she interact with her family?
He killed 47 with a pencil
(Cuts to john bludgeoning punisher with a book)
A fucking
(Cuts to throwing 50 knives in quick succession at trevor's head)
Pencil
(Cuts to mike getting his brains blown out)
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I dont think anyone here could actually successfully protect you more than 3/10 times. All these characters are hitmen/assassin types, not bodyguards, and a single bullet to the head is all it would take to lose this prompt: if your guy ends up in a 1v2 or worse, you probably just die there and then
Most physically capable comes down to Trevor and Yor. Trevor has his rampage mode which gave him the raw strength and durability to let him survive and wipe out an attack by the US military, and Yor is the fastest person on this list. You could go with either, but in a pinch Trevor would probably be more capable of defending someone because of said rampage mode.
Trevor might be a good idea because he has this crazy ability to do a weird little dance and spawn vehicles out of nothing.
He may also be filthy rich as well as able to hold his own with a few of the other guys.
I don’t see any realistic way I can die if Agent 47 is covering me. He’s the only one I really know about other than punisher and John wick, but I know those two wouldn’t be too much of an issue for 47
Yor is pretty solid here, tho punisher is getting underrated. He’s got that classic comic power boost from being in situations with superhumans like Batman does
I think the most successful strategy would be with the punisher, but the way it would have to be done isn't very fun.
Basically you have to hide in a very small place that is impossible to find, the best I can think of is in a box with some oxygen tanks buried somewhere in the desert. And then we turn this thing around...
Frank goes out hunting all the other assassins, I think Castle is probably the most deadliest out of all of them, I mean he regularly takes on superpowered enemies and still comes out on top, so I think he could take all of them out 1on1.
Of course you would be absolutely miserable in that desert box, while living on liquid nutrient bags for a while with nothing but your own thoughts.
Edit: I just saw we are talking about the punisher from the MCU/Netflix. Then this whole thing doesn't work out. While that version is still a badass, it's not enough to kill all the others before someone gets in a lucky hit. So plan B, I'm gonna rely on Mike to talk everyone out of killing me. Because there is one truth in this world, if everyone would just listen to Mike Ehrmantraut everything would cool and everybody would be happy.
Agent 47 will use the rescources diana and her crew/the ica (depending on where in the hitman timeline we are). I think you're probably still dead but with him you'll be lasting the longest.
Spike comes in second, being from the future and moderately able with technology for his time would probably mean he knows every way of tracking on the books.
So long as he has access to the GTA arsenal and vehicles, Trevor Phillips. Others in the list may be superhuman but there's little they can do against Trevor in a tank/aircraft unless he has the vehicles remain remains still.
Yor can send a speeding car flying with a single blow and launch sports balls into orbit at hypersonic speeds. Given these facts she could throw an object fast enough to be a human railgun.
If [AJ Nguyen](https://youtu.be/Z82L-2m3Yzs) is controlling 47, I’ll take him to protect me.
But I’ll take John Wick if it’s just characters as is. John just doesn’t give up. That kind of willpower gives people nightmares.
Im starting to notice Yor being put in conversation with normal assassins and i'm saying she's superhuman. He knocks down several trees with a baseball throw, stopped a charging bull, and could kick a speeding car and make it crash
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Here is the thing, I think to many of them have feats for finding people for this to be a good choice. John Wick, The Punisher, The Bride, Agent 47 etc are practically all guaranteed to find you. And if any of them find you, they are killing Mike with no effort. So while your logic is good, the list is to powerful to hide from imo.
I don’t think MCU Punisher is that smart to be honest
have you seen the show?
Yes I have and from what I remember he doesn’t have any genius feats. I’m not saying he’s dumb, I’m just saying he’s not up there with the higher dudes in intelligence.
Agent 47 has found people who have supposedly disappeared, so I don't see how he can't find you too
As funny as it is watching Yor Forger literally fold everyone in half with her thighs, she’s an absolute airhead and frequently lets her daughter out of her sight which gets her into danger.
*Yor during the cruise ship arc*: Am I a joke to you?
Very creative and logical answer.
Well, you probably don't have 100k to give to the vacuum guy
Not necessarily about who’s going to protect you. It’s about picking who is the most dangerous and removing him from the playing field. I’d say either Frank or Agent 47 are the immediate dangers here. Which sucks, cause for this challenge, if any of those 2 are hunting you then you’re fucked
There is not a spot on this earth that would hide you from most of these men unless he randomly stows you in an unmarked underground bomb shelter where you have food and water for life but no internet or outside communication. At that point I would want them to kill me.
I think the challenge is that 47 would find a way to make it accidental. He may be the hardest (or at least one of the hardest) to defend against. But he would not be good at protecting me.
Agent 47 would be fantastic at protecting a target, he is the king of accidental deaths. Just prepare to spend however long it takes him to find and kill the rest in some remote ass place with literally nothing around 🤣 you’d probably have to forage food and water yourself or rely on him to drop stuff off. Out of all of them I’d pick him majority, Punisher a secondary but feel like he can get one track minded to easily.
That’s a fair point. I guess it comes down to how much intel he has
The prep time is an issue if others come out guns and blazing
Absolution is literally about him protecting someone.
kid named one:
You're picking Mike?
Waltuh, I'm not protecting you right now, Waltuh
Why would anyone pick the only regular dude on here? He's just a detective, and there are real life dudes just like him. He's a great character, but most of the others are near superhuman
I mean he has an entire criminal organization behind him too
So did O-ren Ishii...
Half these characters have solo’d big criminal organizations already
Kid named "the rest":
The only correct answer is Yor, she is massively superhuman compared to anyone else on this list. She was strong enough to kick a speeding car out of the way of hitting someone. She's supersonic at least as far as speed and is a bullet timer.
She's still not dodging a 50cal bullet to the forehead.
Yo just read chapters 51-55 or so of Spy X Family, she does some crazy stuff like dodging a sniper shot that she doesn't even know is there, along with the person she's protecting. Using her fingers to stab at someone who blocks the stab with the flat of a knife, that then shatters into pieces afterwards. She's got CRAZY superhero level feats compared to everyone else on this list. She actually legit doesn't belong on this list, she's practically in a different genre and it's not really fair to the other characters.
Then she stomps, never heard of her before I was just basing it off what others said.
Yeah, the other characters are all cool, and most have been around way longer and have great stories. But it would be like making a list of who would win in a battle royale and having the Netflix Marvel cast, but throwing Homelander in there as well. It's just orders of magnitude different power levels, and it's honestly a great prompt if you just take her off the list. But with her on there she breaks the whole prompt because even if she doesn't manage to protect you, no one else would be able to protect you from her.
Her feats are great but I don’t see her on the same level of assassin as 47. What are the chances of her even knowing he’s there before poison or some other accidental death? Granted she’s superhuman yes but his speciality is killing people without them even knowing he’s on their tail or in the same room!
Yeah I think 47 is the Yor counter on this list. Realistically I don't think anyone can protect you from the rest of the list 10/10. But I still feel like Yor has to be the pick because no one can protect you from her at all.
Problem with that is, if she has access to her resources (others have mentioned the Continental for Wick etc.) her group she belongs to is very good at protecting and disappearing people. That’s not even including that her dog can see the future and warn people, and her daughter can read minds (including the dogs) and warn people. If close allies are considered “resources” (which again seems to the be the case for others when discussed in the thread) the dog and daughter make sneak kills pretty much impossible. But almost more importantly, yeah there are some people on the list that might make it past her to get a kill. Might. On the flip side though, you are forced to choose her because if she’s coming for you literally no one else on the list (perhaps even all of them combined) are capable of stopping her.
Yor Forger, great stamina, superhuman with excellent observation skills and martial skills. There is a boat arc in the manga that demonstrates how adaptable Yor is when it comes to assassinations whether its one on one or multiple people. She also has high pain and poison tolerance so she would be able to eliminate all of the assassins mentioned in the prompt.
Yor is superhuman dude, i'm picking her
I mean, you could make an argument for everyone here being superhuman
Well yeah kinda, but she's in another level imo. Straigh out from Marvel. Like shoot down threes by throwing a ball, or parting the water with it.
Wouldn't that strengh be enough for her to punch a head off? Plus she almost killed Loid being drunk af, the same Loid who beated like 20 guys in 10 seconds in episode 2. And she's way stronger and faster than him.
Mike from Breaking Bad is just a dude.
He can finger paint tho
In Better Call Saul he does some pretty insane stuff
He's a retired marine and he's still "got it", but he's still just an exceptionally strong old guy with street cred. He would easily fuck up any normal person, but I couldn't imagine him taking on the rest of the roster mano y mano and making it out alive unless he snipes them. He's strong, just not superhuman.
Does Trevor have hospital respawn? That makes him pretty unstoppable…
Nah, she's completely broken compared to the rest and really breaks the whole prompt. Really interesting debate without her on the list, but even though she's an airhead if she has her resources the people she works with are very competent and good at making people disappear etc. But more than anything it's just that she's an order of magnitude more dangerous than anyone else on the list, and no one else on it would be able to protect you from her in any way shape or form. Her feats from chapters 51-55 or so from the cruise ship arc alone are too ridiculous to really allow her to be on this list. It's basically as fair as a prompt where someone puts the Netflix Marvel characters in the same prompt as Captain Marvel, Hulk and Thor.
Obviously Yor is the most physically capable, but lets not limit our list to just physical stats? Who says Yor wont get sniped in the cranium by Punisher? Or silenced by Agent 47? There are so many possibilities. Yor doesn't use a gun, most people on this list do infact use a gun. Yor is at a disadvantage.
I mean she dodges bullets fired by a sniper she doesn't know is there while carrying someone she's been tasked to protect. Which seems pretty applicable here. Yor is pretty wildly superhuman.
Yor can reliably avoid gunfire and dodge bullets, not to mention that she has feats sufficient enough to allow her to contend with a lot of comic book street tier characters and she might even beat them. Punisher being able to kill her? Same guy who can't reliably kill guys like Daredevil who are less impressive than Yor? Punisher is going to get his ass spanked.
On the manga she was tasked to protect someone against multiple assassins(from snipers to bombers or a huge buff guy) Guesd who won?
Yeah, she doesn’t use a gun but it’s not because she doesn’t have access to one. She doesn’t use a gun because doesn’t seem to need one. She’s a lot faster than anyone on the list, has dodged bullets multiple times, and has crazy feats like smashing down trees with a rubber ball or throwing a fork into a wall from across a room. Unless every single other person on the list suddenly organizes together and focuses their fire her, they won’t have a shot
Huge outlier feat but in the most recent chapter I think we have her hurling a ball into space
I would pick Yor since she is physically the strongest and faster than everyone else on this list by orders of magnitudes.
Her vs Spike would be such an amazing fight though omg. I could see him being the last one standing as well due to his nigh superhuman abilities and feats going up against actual superhumans and winning.
Well yeah but can spike hit tennis balls hard enough to break the sound barrier? or hit volleyballs into space?
Nah, he’d lose. But he’d make a better show of it than just about anyone else imo. Tho I could see Frank going in with a deadman’s switch and “winning” by blowing himself and yor to bits.
True, that could happen.
>Her vs Spike would be such an amazing fight "I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me, and here we are."
Yeah but all it takes is someone like punisher to just get a clean line of sight and you're dead. Not much she can do if she's occupied with other people
Yor can dodge bullets after they have been fired like Spider-Man or bat girl( Cassandra Cain). So it would be very difficult for the punisher to even hit her.
He doesn't have to hit her. He has to hit you
Mid-way through chapter 51 of her manga, she literally grabs the person she is protecting, who is also holding their child, and spins both of them away in order to dodge a completely out of the blue sniper shot with no warning, then while spinning them away almost hit the guy with a throwing dagger that he barely dodged from like 400+ feet away.
Punishers quick draw is faster than lightning
But can he hit me before Yor kills him with stilettos thrown at supersonic speeds?
Punisher has speed feats that show he's able to react to that.
Trevor is my pick, he'd 100% find a way to protect me, whether that involves breaking the Geneva conventions is up in the air.
That is if he didn't kill you in a fit of rage and wake up naked on meth in a dumpster at a gay BDSM bar.
When you say resources, does that mean they can ask their respective associates for help? If so, I'd say either Trevor Phillips or agent 47
Why would you pick Trevor or 47?
If they can ask people from their series for help (as 'resources'), trevor could get michael, franklin, lamar, etc. As for 47, I'm not sure.
As i read in another comment, 47's organization seems to have a lot of connections.
Yor. Spy x Family spoiler alert: >!There was straight up an arc where Yor had to defend a family from like 30 assassins in a cruise ship. She had a help but some of those guys were also certainly superhuman.!<
Imo it all comes down to Trevor vs Yor Massacre mode Trevor with a gun can probably beat Yor given enough ammunition. Buttttt yor can probably speedblitz him and cut his throath in a heartbeat once massacre mode runs out. If everyone attacks at once then trevor is the best option (given massacre mode and a lot of ammo) If everyone gets their own turn and fights one on one then Yor all days of the week
Punisher has killed many Superhumans before, even catching Spider-Man off guard, and killing him. Killed Dr.Doom(egosim got the best of him, so did the bomb), **and** Wolverine, pulled off a cheap one on Cyclops, and killed Daredevil, albeit DD qnd Spidey probably didn't want to hurt Castle.
I dont now much about him tbh but didnt he say MCU? I dont think he killed Dr Doom seeing he hasnt even been introduced
Damn, didn't see that part. What I said is completely irrelevant I guess. Frank is good, but yeah Yor can get this in the bag as far as I can tell. 47's whole deal is being good at hiding aswell as defying the laws of physics when throwing stuff, that may be interesting to see playout in this scenario. Frank only has a bunch of feats in the comics for the most part though.
Yeah MCU characters are way to weak when comparing to their comic counterparts, i think there was even a galaxy level spiderman tbh
They're more realistically power scaled, which is why Comics Peter can be so damn strong. There was a Cosmic Spider-Man in a what if I think, Captain Universe I believe?
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Yor 10/10's Wick. She's a ridiculous anime superhuman who kicks a moving car and punches a volleyball into space. She dodges sniper bullets fired by people she doesn't know are there until they shoot, while carrying other people. There's pretty much nothing he can do about her.
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The big downside to Yor is that she's kind of dumb. She's got great instincts in a fight and is hilariously broken statwise compared to everyone else here. But if you've got someone who can make you disappear to help you out then she's probably not gonna be super threatening. She more or less relies on her boss in the organization to point her to the exact location of her targets. But if she ever does find you, you're probably super fucked because she can trivially kill basically anyone else and you. I don't know if the Continental would be good enough as a hiding place, though. Or if you can really count on it to protect you, considering assassins just walk in there all the time and we see people either kill someone staying there or try to kill someone staying there frequently in the movies. Overall I agree that Yor probably shouldn't be on this particular list. You almost have to pick her because you really can't risk her finding you.
Hell, all the other people on the list combined would be hard pressed stopping her if she was the only one coming after you vs. all of them. Her killing power is just too insane compared to the rest (her ability to tank damage is also really high), that you have to pick her even though she's pretty garbage in terms of the other aspects of going into hiding and setting up protections. She really does not belong on this list, it's really unfair to the others.
Mike and 47 have perhaps the best connections. Mike has some very powerful people in his phone list and 47 has a multi-national, extremely clandestine and rich organization that seems to be able to get 47 in and out of nearly anywhere in Earth. I'm going to go with 47. He's really good at planning and preparing, too.
Yor shouldn't be on the list tbh, it's like having All Might among Class 1A students in the same prompt
Maybe. She's absolutely busted in a straight up fight against anyone here, sure. But I don't know how she'd do against 47 coming for you. She'd also struggle against someone with a lot of connections hiding you away. She's not incredibly intelligent or observant on her own, and relies on intelligence from the organization she works for, which I suppose she could potentially use here, but it's not going to be as good as, again, 47. I still think she's probably the best choice because having her coming after you is a huge problem, and she does make characters who are good at killing you and nothing else like John Wick completely pointless, but in theory you could be protected from her by someone with a lot of connections.
Yor can dodge bullets from snipers she's not even aware of. She's a multiple time proven Bullet Timer + super human feats. On top of that, when she's serious all that ditzy behavior evaporates
She still loses the thief who steals that old lady's purse in a crowd and loses track of Anya regularly. She's unable to tell that Loid is posing as an SSS agent when he wants to see if she knows about Yuri. Disguises and subterfuge are 47's whole thing. She's absolutely one of the worst equipped people in this prompt to track down a target on her own.
The entire premise of the show is the joke that a telepath, the world's best spy and the world's deadliest assassin all fall into each other's lives. You can't actually call that a point against her. It's the same concept comics have been using forever (I never knew you were actually X) and it's never counted against them. So let's agree that's not applicable. Yor is absolutely not perceptive for comedy sake but its a core part of the premise. You have to remember for the thief bit, (and throughout the series) she's constantly trying to hide her abilities.
I mean if you want to say that all of her failings up to "just for the sake of comedy" then literally the same exact thing can be said of throwing a volleyball into space or the supersonic tennis ball or kicking the car. All of that stuff is gags in service of the joke that she's an assassin who can't appear normal. Yor literally jumps like forty feet down onto railings three times in a row to chase said thief. You don't get to just go "she's trying to hide her abilities" to handwave the fact that she couldn't actually do it. The point is that the three of them make a good family because their individual specialities compliment each other.
You're massively low-balling Yor if you think she's incapable of chasing down that thief, period. That made a point of pointing out her being mindful there.
Yor seems to be way stronger then everyone here (she can one kick a speeding car, break the sound barrier and reacted to a sniper bullet she didn't even realize was there until after it was fired) She has already protected a person from multiple assassins by herself (and the oldman from the Garden) and she was holding back half the time because she didn't want to have any injuries that might lead Loid to finding out her secret. We saw her pretty easily beat the samurai after she stopped holding back
Yor Forger protects me. I don't care if we get beat. I want her to be the last thing I see.
This is the best answer.
Between John Wick, Mike, Hitman, Punisher, Spike and Trevor ( I don't know the others ) it seems to me that the Punisher is the most busted. He's got hand to hand skills on the level of Daredevil, he's probably the best strategist here, he's in peak shape and he shrugs bullets off.
Beatrix Kiddo, she has several safe houses, the god cutting sword (shut up no evidence saying it can be debunked) and has several connections. I'd love to see how any of them can get to Japan and find the random ass tea shop hattori hanzo has, discover the attic where Beatrix can put me in and then manage to deal with the dude who has an entire samurai arsenal in his closet, and then also fight the world's greatest assassin in her universe.
Why the hell has no one picked the only guy with a space ship? We can literally fly off world and none of the others have the resources to follow let alone keep up.
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Trevor phillips
Why?
Since the post goes by characters having all of their resources. It's potentially a cheese win as trevor could contact the GTA online protagonist usually having hardware up the ass which is absurd to have for one person if they grinded/bought the money of said hardware or get Lester to do his magic by having you off the radar to name two examples
Lol but if he calls the “average” GTA online protagonist, you’re fucked. They’re coming in with like a buzzard and rpg at best. Maybe a Kuruma.
Orbital cannon? Oppressor? Laser guns? Juggernaut outfits?
Yes, the average player ain’t rollin with an arsenal like that. That’s high-level stuff, is my point. And at this point in Online the player has eclipsed Trevor by a lot and he’d be lucky if they even answered the phone for him. He’s like Simeon to us now lol.
I dont see the stuff he mentioned as high level since anyone whos lazy/smart enough could grind or glitch the money for said hardware. You can do like 5 cayo perico heists in an hour and get about 8 to 10 million which is more than enough to get the hardware or dupe 4 cars every 24 hours and get same ammount of cash.
I'm going with 47. If he has all of his resources he would also have access to his Handler, Diana. While 47 is moving and Protecting you she can track the other Assassins. On the skill side of things, 47 himself is very hard to find and just as capable a fighter as anyone on the list. His only real competition in this is, Yor, John Wick, and and the Punisher, as all of them are either better fighters or more durable than him.
I choose The Punisher. The logic is that there is no hiding from the rest of these characters, you have make them stop looking. So the best course of action is to get the punisher, ask him publicly announce along with the others that he's after me, and stage a fake murder, where he "kills me" preferably in a brutal way that is hard to forensic afterwards, leave a tooth or two in the remains as proof. and then vanish. And then, hire the punisher to go after as many of the others and wipe them off.
Yor’s beaten dozens of assassins of this level, while protecting a woman and her child, while also avoiding being revealed as an assassin to her husband and everyone else around her, while also on a contained cruise ship. She’s also launched volleyballs and tennis balls hard enough to tear through trees, leave cracks in stone walls, and create craters in the ground. She’s also consistently reacted to and deflected gunfire, even from unseen locations. While everyone here is a competent assassin, Yor’s physicals are definitely helped by general anime stat boosts, I’d trust her most. My second option would be Mike, since I feel that he’d be the most competent in helping to hide me from the others.
The problem with having Yor on this list is that if you don't pick her, you'll get clapped when she comes for you. No one in this list has the feats to stop Yor when she finds out where you are. Everyone on the list is "very competent human" or "slightly superhuman" while Yor is crazy op anime powers.
Why is Mike here?
What do you mean?
Mike from breaking bad, he just seems out of place
Why?
He's an old guy that, while he is deadly, is nowhere near everyone else here like Spike and Wick lmao. Idk I just don't see why he should've been here
The reason I have Mike here is because he is extremely smart, and he also has an entire criminal organization backing him. He may not be as skilled or physically able as the rest but he is still very capable.
Wick, 47, or Punisher are my picks
You have to pick one
Yor and John wick are my picks
You have to pick one
I'm going with Mike. His connections and money will be much more valuable in keeping me moving/hidden. Throw me in a laundry truck/Pollos Van and drive me anywhere in the country. Muscle isn't gonna win this fight, resources and elite instincts will. Mike has those in spades.
I'd pick agent 47 because the agency is a pretty powerful force to have protecting me
Yeah no one of these can outgun or overpower the rest but Mike Ermentraut is the best chance for survival, he has experience dealing with situations where he can’t win; he’ll hide me somewhere safe where I’m away from trouble or soemthing
Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh
Nice prompt
I think Yor. In the most recent chapter, she accidentally hit a volleyball out of earth's orbit while heavily suppressed. To do this, she would have to hit the ball at at least escape velocity (\~25000 mph). A bullet only travels at 1800 mph. This puts both her strength and speed at a level far higher than anyone else on the list.
Yor casually solos everyone here with a finger while taking a nap
Yor probably is the best option because she has anime bullshit stats, but even she's only gonna manage this if she has a bunker to stick me in and defend from there, so nobody gets any bright ideas involving a sniper rifle or a bomb. A duel between Yor and Beatrix would be close though, and Beatrix and John or Beatrix and Punisher could definitely win it as a tag team.
When agent 47 is coming for you. There is no way someone in this list could see him coming or stop him from killing you. You can make a point for some of them to kill 47 but not before he get’s the job done.
Agent 47, Mike, Punisher, or John Wick. They're no nonsense and are great at close-range and long-range combat. Someone like Trevor is too unstable, and Beatrix is great with a sword and her fists, but guns aren't her specialty. A fight between Beatrix and Spike would be epic to see though.
Punisher. I'm pretty sure he has some super human feats under his belt and has found ways to go toe-to-toe with much bigger threats than humans.
This is Netflix Punisher
I am a dumbass who cannot read :D EDIT: therefore I am dead
Spike cause he can just take me into outer space in his shop and the others can’t follow. Ahh damn
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Ahh nuts
Who would you pick now?
Dale Cooper might be able to use the weird shit from Twin Peaks to hide me.
Doesn’t matter your dead anyway one of them isn’t enough to save you but I’d pick punisher he might be the only one to take down a bunch of them at once
Yor could realistically kill a good number of the others on this list at the same time, she's real busted by comparison. But I think you're right, your chances are low no matter who you take.
I agree with Soy, it’s gotta be Mike. No one else can make me disappear, except _maybe_ John Wick, who was able to do thoroughly disappear the guy’s son didn’t know who he was dealing with.
Mr. wick....he would probably put me on a bus to another state while he kills off the rest of the list. idc what superhuman feats anyone has on here, the man will dome piece just about everyone on this list.
Agent 47 is the most adept at killing. Genetically engineered, raised to kill, and is just as good at hiding as killing. While he will have a tough time with Beatrix and John, he's still going to defeat them unless they work together. Trevor is unpredictable though, he could just lob grenades at us until we die. No one cares about Lorne, Dale, or Mike they're nobodies. Spike is more of a space scoundrel (han solo) type than anything so he's out pretty quick. The Punisher isn't as skilled as John or Beatrix but he's a decent fighter with a good arsenal and good conviction, so he'll last longer than Spike. Yor is quite skilled but she is almost featless since we haven't seen much of her yet, we've seen plenty of what Loid can do though.
Punisher, not even close Frank is immediately the dangerous target here on this list. He is just as dedicated and smart as John Wick, with Trevor’s rage and firepower behind him. There are other notable dangers here like Agent 47 and John Wick, however Frank is the highlight here for a few reasons 1) Agent 47 very heavily relies on stealth, any large group of soldiers will mow through him 2) John wick is dangerous. However you do not want him protecting you. He does not carry sufficient weaponry for the Job. As well as he has a tendency to rely of deescalation and often will try to avoid violence. If you’ve seen the John Wick movies, you will likely be killed. As well as John Wick doesn’t really have experience with outside organized crime and corruption, he’d have no idea where to even look for the people hunting him 3) Franks experience and arsenal vastly out perform anyone here. He’s got on a bullet proof vest, drives around a big ass van. Loaded to the brim with machine guns, snipers, knives, pistols. Also, Franks experience with organized crime means that anything Mike could pull, Frank would be able to handle it As a side note, a huge part of the punisher show is literally him protecting people. He rescued Karen Paige, even Daredevil himself
Yor is way more dangerous than anyone you've listed here
Look all I know is that I DON’T want 47 out to kill me. What people don’t realise here is that with 47, it will almost never come down to an actual fight between him and your protector. You could put someone 10 times stronger than him up there, and he would still find a way to kill you, most probably without even alerting the protector. But at the same time I’m not sure his “protecting” capabilities are as good as his “straight up murder” capabilities.
Agent 47, probably knows every assassination attempt ever made in the world because he is the perfect assassin and was trained primarily on how to assassinate someone. He can defeat John Wick, Mike, and Yor easily.
Easy choice. Agent 47. Guys enhanced, you will never, I repeat never have someone sneak past him or to the property he decides is good to protect you in. Even if they attack all together, the only one I could actually see giving Agent 47 a run is Castle (Punisher). Yor seems like a target he’d prioritise and kill early from a far or accidental death. John Wick might be good but let’s be honest the movies play out his survivability way to much.
I'm not entirely sure how he'd kill Yor. You can't snipe her. You can't poison her. I mean 47 is better at this than I am so maybe he can find a way, but it's not something he does with trivial ease no matter how he wants to go about it. I do think that the choice definitely comes down to Yor and 47 being the best choices. Everyone else is either redundant because Yor could probably fight Beatrix, Wick, and Punisher at the same time and win 9 or 10/10, or they're just useless against 47's skillset.
The beauty of it with 47 is it doesn’t even have to be poison, it can be any accidental type death he can use given an opportunity. How well does Yor handle disguises given 47’s ability to mirror image someone? Could 47 simply disguise himself as a family member and kill her in her sleep for example?
Yor has the super human level of reactions speed to bullet time snipers she's not even aware of. Her guard never actually seems fully down, there are multiple instances in the Manga where she's shown a supernatural level of danger sense. That being said, drawing Yor's family into this would mean subduing her brother who is a highly trained secret police member or the world's best spy (her husband) Also she's assigned to guard you so when would she interact with her family?
He killed 47 with a pencil (Cuts to john bludgeoning punisher with a book) A fucking (Cuts to throwing 50 knives in quick succession at trevor's head) Pencil (Cuts to mike getting his brains blown out) To know what happens to the others, watch part 2, coming out may 2023
Yor, because of the reasons already mentioned and because ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wick
Why?
Netflix Punisher or comics? Very different
Netflix
Isn’t dale cooper something of a god at the end of twin peaks, or at least some sort of entity
It's unclear, I personally think he isn't though
dale cooper because i think he's really cool
I dont think anyone here could actually successfully protect you more than 3/10 times. All these characters are hitmen/assassin types, not bodyguards, and a single bullet to the head is all it would take to lose this prompt: if your guy ends up in a 1v2 or worse, you probably just die there and then
Mike’s been a bodyguard many times
I don’t think any of them could pull it off, no one can take on the rest and they don’t need to fight/kill the protector in the first place.
Most physically capable comes down to Trevor and Yor. Trevor has his rampage mode which gave him the raw strength and durability to let him survive and wipe out an attack by the US military, and Yor is the fastest person on this list. You could go with either, but in a pinch Trevor would probably be more capable of defending someone because of said rampage mode.
Trevor might be a good idea because he has this crazy ability to do a weird little dance and spawn vehicles out of nothing. He may also be filthy rich as well as able to hold his own with a few of the other guys.
I don’t see any realistic way I can die if Agent 47 is covering me. He’s the only one I really know about other than punisher and John wick, but I know those two wouldn’t be too much of an issue for 47
Trevor literally has superhuman endurance and Arguably peak human strenght, also trained for combat, he's my bodyguard any day of the week.
I think Spike is the coolest, so I pick him.
Spike got that plot armor
Dale Cooper has canon plot armor though
Finger
i don’t think any of these guys could win the resulting 8v1 but i’m taking agent 47
Yor is pretty solid here, tho punisher is getting underrated. He’s got that classic comic power boost from being in situations with superhumans like Batman does
Punisher isn't getting undersold because it's MCU Punisher and not comics. He's far less impressive.
I would say agent 47, think he could take John Wick. The guy selling you dogfood is actually going to push you down a flight of stairs.
Mike is great but I can't pick someone who died. My pick would be Beatrix or John Wick. My intuition is Wick so I'll pick him.
I think the most successful strategy would be with the punisher, but the way it would have to be done isn't very fun. Basically you have to hide in a very small place that is impossible to find, the best I can think of is in a box with some oxygen tanks buried somewhere in the desert. And then we turn this thing around... Frank goes out hunting all the other assassins, I think Castle is probably the most deadliest out of all of them, I mean he regularly takes on superpowered enemies and still comes out on top, so I think he could take all of them out 1on1. Of course you would be absolutely miserable in that desert box, while living on liquid nutrient bags for a while with nothing but your own thoughts. Edit: I just saw we are talking about the punisher from the MCU/Netflix. Then this whole thing doesn't work out. While that version is still a badass, it's not enough to kill all the others before someone gets in a lucky hit. So plan B, I'm gonna rely on Mike to talk everyone out of killing me. Because there is one truth in this world, if everyone would just listen to Mike Ehrmantraut everything would cool and everybody would be happy.
Agent 47's organization may be able to make me flee and disappear
Depends on which Punisher this is. Edit: oh, MCU punisher.
Frank Castle all day.
bro add a black lagoon character like revy or roberta and omfg perfect list
Dale Cooper don't mind dying after meeting him ngl
Agent 47 will use the rescources diana and her crew/the ica (depending on where in the hitman timeline we are). I think you're probably still dead but with him you'll be lasting the longest. Spike comes in second, being from the future and moderately able with technology for his time would probably mean he knows every way of tracking on the books.
So long as he has access to the GTA arsenal and vehicles, Trevor Phillips. Others in the list may be superhuman but there's little they can do against Trevor in a tank/aircraft unless he has the vehicles remain remains still.
Yor can send a speeding car flying with a single blow and launch sports balls into orbit at hypersonic speeds. Given these facts she could throw an object fast enough to be a human railgun.
I thought of every situation I could be in and... I die in every single one.
If [AJ Nguyen](https://youtu.be/Z82L-2m3Yzs) is controlling 47, I’ll take him to protect me. But I’ll take John Wick if it’s just characters as is. John just doesn’t give up. That kind of willpower gives people nightmares.
Im starting to notice Yor being put in conversation with normal assassins and i'm saying she's superhuman. He knocks down several trees with a baseball throw, stopped a charging bull, and could kick a speeding car and make it crash
Yor is super super human, so probably her
I’d say Mike if I can just hide from the rest, if not I’d probably go with punisher, Keanu Wick, or agent 47
who wins and why?