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Xyspade

Third party baseball bat attachment to make the sports feel more authentic. It would've come as a set with other attachments and a case for the controller that accepted them.


elfhuo

I knew there would be someone who didn't make an inappropriate joke and actually said what it is


Xyspade

I just never had a dirty mind. Don't invite me to your parties.


mybrothersmario

What if I told you I was having a party for people without dirty minds?


_YenSid

Sounds pretty stuffy.


NoBenefit5977

And that makes it sound dirty


Cbaha_

*You’re no longer invited to the party for people without dirty minds*


Gogo_34

Hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, lemon juice, white vinegar, bleach, lye, dish soap, laundry detergent, scouring pads, Fabuloso, Febreeze fresh air spray, Swiffer sweeper mopper.


Cbaha_

I stand corrected :O


Gogo_34

King 👑


RangerMesmer

Not strong enough. You need car battery acid!


Gogo_34

Crystal Clean 🫧


NogProto

don't forget uranium


Sucker_McSuckertin

Is that you, Mr. Clean?


SnooDoughnuts5632

I show up and play [this](https://youtu.be/sTRGK-DPq_M?si=LNUpELxv-95psT-e) song.


mybrothersmario

Not to worry, there will be adequate ventilation at the party!


elfhuo

i like people with clean minds


ACCA919

Well op did it first so any comment would be abundant E:redundant


[deleted]

redundant *


Joosshyyy

Redildo


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

RunDMC


moleculariant

Darude


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Dududududu


ACCA919

Thanks


angrygrumphead

I respect it, don't see it often lol


ProfessionalEbb6154

Thank you!


Disma

It makes me feel old that apparently so few people know this.


orreregion

You aren't old. I grew up with the Wii and didn't recognize this. It's probably more niche than you realize.


quantumfall9

Ya I had a similar one. There was a plastic tennis racket and golf club too.


GreatYamOfHope

WiiVibrator


LeBritto

VViibrator


Downtown_Classroom_7

Good night everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.


No-World-2139

Yea they'll get a tip alright


toolsoldier

Just the tip!


Echo9Zulu-

Will you make sex after


Bullitt_12_HB

Swarley, is that you? 🤔


KerbMario

>VV is that 2x V??\`?


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Thats a pointy double U


facw00

We all know vibrators are a PS2 thing: https://www.theverge.com/2016/9/25/13046770/rez-trance-vibrator-ps2


Euphorium

That’s the most Japanese peripheral I’ve ever seen.


leebon427

I didn’t believe it until I clicked the link… I played that game too. Wtf?


noodlemandan

Wiildo


Edgy-Stardust

WiiPound for girls


HateAll_Mods

The PoundMii


new_tangclan

Wii is for everyone.


010010101010001

Not just for girls.


HateAll_Mods

Never neglect the bussy


greygrayman

It allows moms to play while their kids are distracted for hours.


TheCosmicCharizard

It’s the WiiNus


123redditor_33

Wii-ner


Thewolfmansbruhther

How is this not top?! All other puns are inferior.


123redditor_33

Thanks :)


flamewingdragon

Sorry I’m to distracted by how dirty your hand is.


kiln_time

Werkin hands


3rrr6

Black dirt = good ol' werkin hands. Brown dirt = unsanitary.


kiln_time

Cool, we’ll it doesn’t appear to be any “brown dirt” on his hands so he must be safe.


3rrr6

Yup, reddit likes to point out nasty hands so I wanted to clear up the distinction. This is a textbook example of healthy working hands. Nails are short and embedded with soil.


ProfessionalEbb6154

I'm a mechanic


451noah

You got soft hands brother


ehcouldnot

Mechanics are forbidden to wash their hands?


AntonioMrk7

Work on some cars and come back, all the fluids/dirt/whatever else tend to stain your hands. I’ve scrubbed my hands just for it not to come out


mybrothersmario

Not a mechanic, but have worked jobs where your hands get very dirty, this could very well be after 3 washes.


Materiahunter72

Lmao you're either a teenager or a very privileged white girl.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Clean your fuckin’ fingernails.


Hauntedsocks9

Wii are going to have sex


NoMeasurement6473

I knew someone would say that


randomerpeople71

nintendildo


BullitKing41_YT

nintildo*


randomerpeople71

it even has a hole for males to use


lapog0

I think it's a baseball bat that you screw onto a wiimote case. [like this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61bB2TShmJL.jpg)


Zackzucc

WiiBrator


QuitBSing

Motion controls for adult games


seejay13

Ah yes. That is the rare WiiNer


Total-Coach-968

Wiildo


-Swampthing-

It's called a Wii Wii...


gtgcya

Desperate times call for desperate measures, get yo nut king


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Woah! Is that the fabled Wii Bonk!?


Guineapiggames15

The viibrator, it came with We Dare


Arabian_Flame

In the 5th level of world 6 in sm galaxy, you stick that in your butt and run around your room to save mario from a ghost that wants a taste of that goodgood


Havok310

It'sa me, Mario...I'mma gonna cum


ETDisco

Wii baseball bat, idk if it’ll fit up ur ass but you never know if you don’t try


Western-Gur-4637

A bad baseball bat attachment, tho I can think of something else I'd use it for :3


FlakyAd3214

Wii sports baseball bat? Lol does look like a dildo though. They got a homebrew app that makes the wiimote continuously rumble. I'm sure with this attachment the girls could have a lot of fun ;)


NM_XDD

A very long lightbulb


tokyohlaflame

This is what we call a fleshlight my friend.


ExpectedBehaviour

It came, eh? I'll say.


myacidninja

Wii sports bat missing the spot that holds the wiimote


Mission-Ad-3918

This is a b o n k stick that came with the classic 2004 wii title 'Horny Jail.'


Downtown_Classroom_7

Oh it’s just to easy to comment on this.


HuntersReject_97

It's a baseball bat attachment. It's just for aesthetics. They also had a tennis racket and golf club and there might've been a couple others but i can't remember


brokedownpalace11

Wii fit- trainer expansion


Mikaxu42

Wildo


Commandur_PearTree

The wiildo


2muchparty

That is the wiiner dildometer. Perfectly normal according to my wife.


Greedy-Task9174

It's a baseball bat that you shove up your bum


bison091

Warioware shove it up yo azz game - chad warden


WaveStarII_Ax0l

Bro i think someone just threw a lamp in there 💀💀💀


GojiraSlushie

You grimey dude


imusingthisforstuff

Bat accesrory


snaketrip

it’s the attachment that came with WiiFuck


Total-Ad-6380

The Hitachi Wiiand X3


Pale_Log_3316

The super rare wiiner


FatBoyDiesuru

Third party attachment for Wii baseball and other baseball games on the Wii. Some people played the Wii appropriately. Others played Wii quick menu with it. If you know, you know.


ChloeNow

Wiiwii


t0nito

Wii dildo plus.


Shucky__darns

It’s the Wii Wii


Low-Effective-8088

That the wii-ner


JustSayTech

Make sure you wash your hands, this was the thing that made the previous owner go "Wiiiiiiiiiii!"


Ojninz

My mom has one of those but I don't think it's for the wii


elvinkind

The wiidildo?


theretrospeculative

That's a Wiildo


Realmroofy

That certainly is Wii Motion..


DSOTOSON

For the wario ware “shove it up yo own ass game” - chad warden


[deleted]

a dil-


GGNewo

Discrete packaging 😉


blood_omen

You know what it is 🤫


FangtheMii

What’s next, the Nintendildo U? Switch? Game and Watch Super Mario Bros?


stevediperna

That's the limited release dWiildo. Wash it first, then enjoy it!


Linguisticlegume

You put that part in your ass to play games.


ItsRobloxHere

Thats a surprise tool that can help us later


Falc0n23reddit

my brain tells me that this is a third party baseball accessory but my heart tells me that this is a dildo


[deleted]

Hopefully an accessory to help clean under your finger nails…


avrg_joe705

ask your mom


MightExternal9029

Clean your fingernails. Good Lord.


Lizzards_Gizzards

Judging by the fact that his hands are also somewhat dirty, one with any decent worldly experience could very easily ascertain that this man works with his hands for a living, and then very reasonably make the assumption that he stopped by the thrift store on the way home from work and made a reddit post before he hopped in the shower. One could also very easily ascertain that you obviously have never had to do any manual labor in your life. This conclusion is drawn based on your pretentious fucking attitude. Be glad men and women in the world have hands like this, so self righteous fucks like you can keep your fingernails pristine. Fuck you.


RicardoGamer379

WIIbrator


Irishpunk37

I wouldn't smell it


[deleted]

the FuckMii


kur0osu

Clean your hands first please


GordonJeff003

It’s a vibrator


Successful_Rub_8085

Wiibrator


Mean_Lychee_6732

WiiDong


bubba0523

A wiiner (wiener)


kraft_single_af

It’s for the Red Dead Redemption Reverse Cowgirl DLC.


someotherguyinNH

Wii porn attachment. Enjoy!


The_og_boi

wii dildo


Astlantix

bro what


Sleepydoof

Ummmm…


cleveleys

It’s the WiiVC (Wii Vinyl Chloride) pipe for the Wii plumbing game, WiiPlumb!


brandont04

Grandma wii


trickyfelix

the caption was my reaction


Toasterifclj

You had to put it in a plastic sleeve and then screw it donw


Sh4wnP

I thought this was sum else till I noticed the bottom 👀👀👀


the-egg2016

the bat


Revolutionary-Pen525

They thought that was for the Wii. Probably the leg of a table that got mixed up with Nintendo accessories


rydamusprime17

It's a baseball bat attachment that also came with other attachments you screwed onto a handle that housed the Wii remote. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lFYAAOSw629hMC6v/s-l1200.webp Kind of like that set, or this one. https://gaming-canada.com/cdn/shop/products/57_b6c3165c-374d-4f30-8562-75c5b888f9c3_large.jpg?v=1639638206


Rough-Fill8101

Why do you need this though? I’ve had plenty of success and satisfaction with just the Wiimote. 🌝


PhilosophyFirm2036

Wii paneeenei for , well


manyfacedwaif

wii-brator


Violet_Caully7

😏😏😏😏


PvD79

For her pleasure


SLIPPY73

wiildo


SuperFuolingio

Diildo


Megaverso

New WiiVibratorU XL


[deleted]

well anything shaped like that could be used as a dildo.


blueblurz94

For filling certain voids


mj732

My wife been looking for that attachment how much ??


Only-Contact570

Don't you dare say it..


powerfulhelper

If We Dare on the Wii was fun.


RockWafflez

You know what it is 😏😏


ShiroCOTA

Gooorl! You already know it… Have loads of fun!


blikyy

Yo I had this. Your mom got it for me


felold

Looks like a big fat D


Franci93

👀


KillerQ97

Bat


diamari90

I mean… it could be 😳


JAKE5023193

Probably for WeDare 💀


buffalojay83

Datsa WiiWii


CharaIsEpic

wiildo


rootedoak

That's the Wii Party U Up booty jammer.


mgmthegreat

😏


Ok-Kaleidoscope-7932

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough


BigVGK93

That the Mario Shove Up Your Own Ass Game Only hood legends will know Chad Warden


RetroGamer87

You answered your own question


broilovemylife

The Wiibrator….


Shit_and_stare

Wiildo


Dis_shite_rite_her

WiiGasm pro


Human-University2494

I think that's a baseball bat attatchment - you know, for Wii Sports and such.


No-Ad-3226

Wiifuck


SickRanchez_C187

It’s for cleaning your fingernails.


Fishboy987654321

Wife: wow all the sudden I feel like these games you play all day aren’t useless


Mayonnaise06

clearly, it's the incredibly rare Wii Anal Probe™ attachment.


TerrisTheTalible

It’s a dildo attachment for your vacuum-game.


[deleted]

It looks and you still bought.


virginianBeach

Oh yeah this came with WiiCum


StonedPickleG59

WiiDouch


CMlYGL

i think that’s just a dildo


TheProtagonist1985

That's the Wii-Cum Plus controller lmfao! 🤣


[deleted]

its a wii dare extension piece


ReadPixel

A Wiildo


SnooStrawberries6011

$50 someone fucked themselves with it


Junior-Ad-2207

That's the wii Pii


HolzwurmHolz

Looks like a Wii - lly


sicmaggott22

It’s for your ass


UnexpectedlyFat

WiiLDO


geekolojust

Leg from a children's table.


Teddibonkers

Nails


Hoodikins

wii dilldo


RaiHanashi

Wii Fuck