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morels4ever

That darker colored bear is going to need some stitching up.


Equivalent_Owl3372

Yeah I thought he was winning until I saw his leg. No im not so sure.


Jutch_Cassidy

He was winning at first, but light bear had the better stamina points


dassle

Yeah I think his ATK was higher too, seemed to do more damage with what he landed. Still, the atk power, armor/hp, and stamina of these animals to still be standing after something like that is just crazy.


Easy_Work2194

Light colored bear researched amphibious assault. Game changer


Virtual-Biscotti-451

*reads about D-day Normandy landings* ‘I think I got some ideas’


Frosty-Pay4544

Those are some Horny ass bears!


Jutch_Cassidy

Definitely high level fighters


imsoggy

Lighter one was part pitbull. Had the bite, stay clamped, shake to death game down. That was by far, the fiercest bear fight I ever watched. Their hatred for each other & lust for momma bear was palpable.


Jutch_Cassidy

I always thought that these sorts of fights lasted like a couple seconds, this thing went almost 3 rounds.


All_heaven

Bear fights can get absolutely brutal. I’m talking cannibalism brutal.


u9Nails

"T'is a flesh wound"


hehwoodart

A scratch?! Your arm’s off!


Ok_Cantaloupe_686

Yeah, as to remove all intrigue, he got his ass handed to him. However, the other bear didn’t seem to have lots left in the tank either. If it had gone another two minutes, who knows period. Anyhow, they exhausted me so now I need to go take a nap.


Ok-Attention-6289

He had that chunk when this started. He was involved with a female when the other guy interrupted them. It’s 17 min long on YT.


Lowkey_rebelXD

I know it stung when the water splashed on the open wound


VolumeOk1357

That’s what she said


phineas-1

Tis but a scratch.


montigoo

It’s amazing how tight they bolt those ears on


CrazyCaiman2445

Put a bandaid on it


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Lmao 6 percent of the male population thinks they can fight one of these hand to paw and win lmao


thegreatindoor

About 20% of the population suffer from mental illness, so I imagine that the 6% fits somewhere in there.


Shamilton100

60% of the time, it works every time.


cosmoboy

My brother had always said he could take a cougar. We went to an outdoorsman show and they had a record cougar taxidermied and on display. I watched my brother try to wrap his hand around the leg, then he started fingering the claws. I looked at him and he just said 'Shut up, I get it.'


[deleted]

I would rather put my money on aliens visiting earth than any the 6% of people who think they would win in an unarmed fight against a bear.


projectgreywolf

I’m here to watch them poorly execute whatever hand to hand technique they think will stop a bear 🤣


Turbodann

If just ONE person ever does fight a bear and win those numbers will just to about 15% of MFKers thinking they can beat a bear's ass hand to hand.


mongo1587

I dont know what these men are thinking. This is evidence that not even a bear can beat a bear.


313802

And they were at it a while... and they're not light... and not completely fat.... massive 10 foot mostly muscle thing that can do intense activity with another of its kind for several minutes... ... yea.. no lol


tazz206

A blast double to knee on belly. When the bear rotates because of the incredible weight on his belly ill then secure the back take into a rear naked choke for the tap. Ez Pz.


LGusoo

I’d win too.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Literally 0.1% can fight this shit and even survive.


Special_Rice9539

Tbh, if someone sent me a poll asking if I could fight a bear, I’d say yes just to fuck with them.


GenoPlay67

Came here to say this....insane.


Popular_Score4744

With a 30-06, 300 WIN MAG or a 416 you can! More men have won fights against bears than lost thanks to the great equalizer….. the second amendment.


goodgamble

The internet put worms in your brain


TooSp00kd

Not a fellow second amendment supporter? Guns are the reason we’re a free country. But freedom comes with its own risks and dangers. I’m very liberal overall, and if you saw me in person, you probably wouldn’t think I have a gun. But I’d rather have one and not need it, then not have one and need it.


apleasantpeninsula

you typed that.


ButtChocolates

>Hand to paw "But what about guns!"


F-Stop

I’ve heard that there is a bear that was shot and killed by a hunter in Alaska, I think the bear is on display at an airport in Alaska? The story I heard was that this bear was shot multiple times by multiple people (it apparently had a human death toll of its own), but was finally felled by a hunter that shot it 4x with a 7mm Magnum? My google-Fu is not good enough to find confirmation


StressedOutCoconut

Yes


stinkislinki

Hand to paw would be a bit much but throw a good knife and a hatchet in the equation and you got yourself a interesting fight.


Fuk-The-ATF

After all that, they finally agreed, why are we fighting over this bitch, fuck her. Let’s go get some berries Fred.


[deleted]

Fuck it, dude...let's go bowling.


Quick-Emphasis2098

Sometimes you eat the bear... much ablidged....and sometimes, well, the bear eats you.


DidSome1SaySomething

That some kind of eastern thing?


Quick-Emphasis2098

Far from it dude.


ngunray

I like your style dude…


u9Nails

I know where some fermented berries are! Let's get some of those. Also, wow, you got a mean bite, Hank. She would need 30 picnic baskets and 10 gallons of honey just to say hello to strong bears like us.


TheGothDragon

Wow that’s a brutal fight. I wonder if that bear with the huge gash in his leg will survive. I imagine that would get infected easily.


choiwonsuh

It ended up with another big one on its back! Brutal fight. Interesting to see their technique at times, like the lighter one often taking the other bear's back


mvrce100

Those back attacks were insane to see! The hatred for each other was intense! Never seen that! They literally tried eating each other!


arm_hula

That would suck to be a bear.


[deleted]

Hell fkn yea it would. Not just the fights but: As a cub youre likely to be killed by another bear so it can bang your mom after, the 6ft long butt worms, The lonely life (not bad for some), But seriously did I mention the gigantic long butt worms.!?!?!


sammy_mammy23

My gosh why do always go searching!!! These tapeworms coming out their butt can up to 30ft


313802

This makes me a saaaad panda


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[deleted]

Humans do the same thing. Except we have weapons. Makes the fights a lot quicker.


u9Nails

Here's hoping that there's just 1 male suitor in the area.


[deleted]

Next time you’re complaining it’s tough to get a girl…


coulduseafriend99

Tbf I think I could beat up some dudes far more competently than I could talk to women and keep them interested for weeks and months at a time


[deleted]

That’s a shame. You were made for simpler times.


coulduseafriend99

Fantastic insult 🤣


Flashy-Priority-3946

I wish I were born in the back in the days. I would be a decent savage caveman.


Millwright4life

So just don’t fuck with bears. Got it.


Nickmanarmy862YT

The closest I ever want to see a bear is 400 ft away, and that's a worst case scenario imo


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Can you imagine fighting for that long? Most fights are over in under a minute.


Llee00

and this video was sped up, as you can tell from the people talking in it


SouldiesButGoodies84

Look at how muscular their bodies are as they fight. People often assume they're just mostly fat.


bloopie1192

How do bears get stronger or become better fighters? I just realized. There's no training program they go through to fight for a mate. It just happens. Usually the stronger, better fighter wins. But how? There's no training. Just strength and weapons. So is it just natural selection and luck?!


sequenceofdoom

A cubs they wrestle each other for fun so maybe that’s their way to train


trashmoneyxyz

Bears exhibit similar wrestling skills and techniques as people do, they can be very skilled. I think it’s just that they’re a very smart animal with a longish lifespan (over 20 years) and if you’re brawling like this during mating season every year you’re learning and building off of basic instincts.


clhomme

How fucked up is natural instinct that the drive to spread your DNA leads to this.


MaursBaur

Have you seen what humans do?


TRIKKDADDY

In Japan, bears naturally tekken their way through the competition. You can call it training, out there they call it mokujin, usually deep in the woods


Special_Rice9539

Imagine if they were taught jujitsu


bloopie1192

First "cocaine bear". Now jiu-jitsu bear. Dude should have a series


tobygeneral

I recently watched a nature doc about the North and South poles (Frozen Planet on HBO, David Attenborough narrating) and there's a part in there where they show polar bear males training/play fighting with each other while they hang out on the shore waiting for the freeze to come again. Not sure if grizzlies or anything find themselves in a similar situation where it's ok to just chill instead of compete for resources non-stop, but at least the polar bears do it. Really good series!


mvrce100

I was thinking the same. Imagine they could learn to use kicks and train haha! Every more scary!


Joal0503

the same way a bird just figures out how to fly.


High_Speed_Chase

I met a Dolphin Trainer at Sea World once. I was there with a Service Animal In-Training, an Aussie Shepherd. We chopped it up over animal behavior and Training in general. Then she laid down her big claim to fame: - “I trained a Polar Bear to offer its arm for a blood draw.” My jaw dropped. She followed that by stating: - “Bears don’t have (Technical Name) behaviors; meaning, they don’t present any behaviors before going completely ballistic with the intention to kill.” Mad respect.


Therealgyk

Why are they simping so hard


ChicaFoxy

The chance to breed is a powerful drive...


cant__find__username

I once drove 100 miles just to fuck


ChicaFoxy

"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"


No-Speaker-723

STOP! She going to take 1/2 your fish and take your children away! 😂😂😂


bmk37

I feel bad for meat flaps


Sad_Drink9706

The amount of punishment they can take is astonishing


ANBUalec

hilarious that so many people think a gorilla would defeat a brown bear in a fight. Edit: typo


Overall_Passage_9235

Bears definitely have the advantage but it’s do-able. It mostly depends on the weight (Adult Brown bears weigh 300-1200 pounds) whereas Eastern Lowland Gorillas weigh 300-500 pounds, although one got to 600). It’s important to note Bears vary a LOT in weight in energy because they hibernate which could give the Bear a significant advantage or disadvantage depending on the season. In this very much hypothetical scenario a 600 pound Eastern Lowland gorilla would easily destroy a 300 pound Adult Female Brown Bear, but the average gorilla isn’t going to stand a chance against the average bear.


AwkwardFiasco

I'm not convinced a 600lbs gorilla could take a 300lbs bear. It'll obviously be stronger but I'm not sure if that'll be enough to even the odds. The smallest of the big cats, leopards, weigh between 45lbs-159lbs and can successfully kill a gorilla. Bears also have something gorillas have no real defense against, massive claws.


Overall_Passage_9235

Leopards ambush gorillas while they’re sleeping. Not really relevant to this scenario since bears aren’t ambush predators. [Most things](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/69nxe1/til_a_man_killed_an_attacking_grizzly_by/?rdt=40780) will die if you occlude the jugular vein and Tigers are known to prey on bears using the same strategy. The average bear will beat the average Gorilla but I’m quite certain a 600 pound Gorilla would wreck a 300 pound Bear because of the sheer weight difference. As you saw in the videos bears rely tremendously on their weight when fighting and a 300 pound bear is completely devoid of that advantage. Also I don’t think sharp claws will make that much of a difference because Gorillas are highly maneuverable and have a slightly stronger bite force and a much more powerful swing (Gorillas punch with a force of 1300-2700 psi. For context a human skull will CRUSH (not just fracture) at around 500 psi). Honestly now that I’m looking into it I think a 600 lbs gorilla would stand a chance against a 1000 lbs bear. I see three outcomes: 1) The bear immediately breaks the Gorillas back with its weight advantage. 2) The Gorilla immediately knocks the Bear unconsciousness or fatally wounds it with a swing to the head. 3) The animals get into a tussle and both die of their injuries.


AwkwardFiasco

>Also I don’t think sharp claws will make that much of a difference because Gorillas are highly maneuverable and have a slightly stronger bite force and a much more powerful swing I doubt mobility is much of a factor. Grizzly bears are surprisingly quick, with a top speed of up to 40mph which is actually faster than a gorilla's top speed of around 25mph. Gorillas also aren't professional boxers or karate experts, they can't fully capitalize on their theoretical strength. And everyone always brings up bite force but it's not really that important, both are obviously capable of injuring the other with a bite. The dumbest person you know is capable of creating and executing a plan far more sophisticated than a gorilla. It'll probably just charge straight towards the bear and try to pound, bite, or grab. If the gorilla does any of that, there's basically no way it can avoid the bears claws and bites. I doubt the gorilla can avoid receiving a potentially fatal injury before it can beat the bear to death.


tinylittlebabyjesus

Yeah, I've always chuckled at the gorilla crowd in this theoretical match, but I suppose if you specified that the two were of the same weight class, it becomes a bit more interesting. At that point I'm honestly not sure which would win. Not sure how to determine which is stronger, adjusting for weight. Although I think the bear's claws, loose, thick skin, and muzzle length are all advantages.


621_

Let’s say it was the light brown bear shown in this video then against a gorilla


Overall_Passage_9235

That’s not really helpful because I have no clue how much that bear weighs and it’s already severely injured


CrystalSkunk01

Those two are going to be sore in the morning.


DemonCleaner75

I’ve never been that horny


DDTJB369

There is a third male bear take this chance quietly having fun with the female bear.


StunnyTrangaroo

“She’s not worth it bro!”


Silly_Doughnut5715

The winner owes child support.


xANONandONx

DUDE! Do bears normally go for the back of the neck and spine like that? I thought that was pretty much a large cat thing.


save_us_catman

Nope, even more horrific is the fact that bears don’t kill you first they just start eating you. There was a bear attack survivor that stated once’s it started he could hear his skull breaking and hear it as the bear continued to bite down. These are damn near perfect predators, and a continuously successful male will know or have learned how to incapacitate and/or kill rivals.


[deleted]

I witnessed the exact same scenario at a gay bar in Minnesota.


Drinkingasslee

Had to be very disturbing


extremeindiscretion

Damn. All that for a piece of ass. Better to be single. Lol


Azazel315

One of them lost a piece of ass that day


Substantial_Salt_411

The Absolute power of these animals is terrifying.


Bilbey40

You know what's missing? Joe Rogan commentary 👌


j8by7

Holy shit, female beat must of been super hawt!


DueAbbreviations1209

Bears fight for females, humans fight because you offended their imaginary friend.


Into_The_Horizon

Damn. Grizzly bears are brutal


Obvious-Bid-546

She’s not even a looker!


mrtay136

Congratulations AnilGurjarX on a fantastic video, thank you for your patience and steady hand, that is a truly extraordinary video.


Professor_Harlequin

Plot twist. One of them IS the female.


Professional-Risk507

This fight is on and is as long as a championship boxing 🥊 bout


No_Presentation_1216

Meanwhile Miss Bear is being laid bear by Gentle Ben. 🐻


False_Chair_610

One of the better mma fights I've seen


Teriyaki456

They’re “bearly” fighting


bonedaddy1974

Fucking brutal


Nikedripp

Simps


Mr_Mworld

Go over there and stop them.


Infamous_M_5988

Better than UFC.


DrNinnuxx

The darker one is fucked up. That thigh gash is gnarly.


Eggsecutie

Why don't they just bang each other? Are they stupid?


MoreRamenPls

She’d better be hot.


bebop1065

That's the longest video I've ever fully watched on reddit. Just imagine if one of those bears had some BJJ training.


RibeyeKid

“Ok, Ok, you can have her..…probably has flees anyways”


Slothman314

That better be some damn good bear pussy eh?


MRichardTRM

Is this sped up?


Titans79

That female bear must be one bad bish.


MarinatedCumSock

Humans were a mistake. Return to monkey.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Sounds like they are watching/recording from an aluminum boat???


[deleted]

There are multiple times I thought the one with the leg injury was gonna tap out. Both have great jujitsu


VenAPapa

And these people think they could fight bears…


Regular-Enthusiasm66

Damn that's one big scar


Deepstatedingleberry

How do they not disembowel each other with one swipe to the mid section?


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kingtrog1916

Some scrap.


MastrShredder

Damn,when the bear got Baptised at the beginning and got a full health restore + body armor by activating the “I wana live” mode!


JewyMcjewison

The bears need jiu jitsu… I bet if one of the bears finished with a Kimora, the lady would have gave it up easily….


Ph_yuck_Yiu

Wow, you can feel the power from these bears!


charlie10vet

Nah one of them is trying to get the other to put on sunglasses to show him that the female bear is actually an alien.


AwarenessOk6185

It better be some fine female bear for them to tear each other up like that lol.


billlee513

The dick on that bear Jesus


Distinct_Put1085

Fuk that was brutal


blkkice77

Is that a cartoon talking


Gloomy-Chip-6201

She’s not worth it, bro


NEKKED__

That one pussy don’t worth it bro lol


Salty_Mode_7043

Sht find another female fck getting my face ripped off lmao


Blaqfoot75

The WAP is a hell of a drug 🤦🏾‍♂️


zeacarlos

Ah cocaine bears...


Many-Box-7317

Glad I’m not an animal because I don’t fight over 🐱


Cold-Championship-29

Light skin bear turning up


Shinrakon

I’m astounded that both bears aren’t covered in massive gaping wounds like that one had on its leg. Are bears “ armored”, or something? Seems like with both having big claws like that and really going at each other, they should both be covered in gruesome wounds. But I’m not a bearologist, so….


Otsegoo

I thought the same thing. Their hide must be super tough. They kept going for the neck area


PretendFail1170

No pussy should cost this much..


Qwazi420

🎶🎶 “ It’s the BEAR necessities “🎶🎶


heartdoctor143

That must be some good bear meat, how the hell you supposed to have sex after that. They done died for it


tacofolder

In the south we just take turns. Everyone is a winner.


Overall_Passage_9235

This is really interesting because one of them is clearly “winning” dominance but looks more likely to die in the long-run because of its injuries whereas the other one is doing the human equivalent of laying down and kicking out your feet. Is there any word which of these (if any) got the girl?


LevelUp91

I think the one that was losing (on his back) had the more severe injuries. He has really big gashes on his leg and back.


BeSound84

“Come scare me in the thoroughfare”


DifficultyBright9807

aint no chick worth fightin over


Background_Impress24

The water flying off really made it dramatic! Like the effects they do in kung-fu fight scenes!


incelredditmoderator

Do these animals really play a vital role in our ecosystems? Pretty wild fight! Can only imagine the terror to going out that way as a person


Dangerous-Dot-3745

It seemed like out of all of that melee the female was just watching from afar not showing affection or interest in neither one of them. They've noticed that she didn't really give a shit as she lounges in the water! They both tore each other up so bad and her not noticing they're both like fuck it, fuck that bitch and kept it moving!! As I watched this I was wondering which is worse being a human fighting for a woman's love or an animal? The answer is easy, THE HUMAN!! Because with animals they get to live another day! Humans NOT SO MUCH!! I must admit by watching this was tough because one of the bears skin was deeply cut and exposed! If I, the human was to see a chick that I wanted to holla at but let's a dude from nowhere cut in between Id be like you know what handle you biz playa and see how shit works out because low key some women love it when dudes literally fight over them! In this moment in time is DEFINITELY NOT WORTH IT!!!


DuhQueQueQue

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


MATT_TRIANO

Dumb as fuck


SegaTime

"We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were."


MrC317

Some people think they can fist fight these things.


Luis5923

They should wear different color pants so we can tell them apart. Many times I get confused, which one is which.


Gabe12P

GUYS SHE AIN’T WORTH IT!


KrakenClubOfficial

In my experience, she probably isn't worth fighting your bear bro for.


garcianulmeyda

Someone send this to Joe Rogan. Bet money he'll commentate over this


electric4568

So the dark one won?


ComprehensiveAlps652

Brutal


BYG56

That female bear must have some great 🐱…Lol!


DoubleClutchPete

All the while, the Female Bear with her 4 cubs in tow are trying to get a Frozen DVD into the player.


zotz10

Is there any real winner here? Those wounds are devastating. I wonder if any, ultimately, survived to even mate, said female.


Ocelotl25

She's not worth it guys


Wise-Ad-7132

Woman


External_Wealth_6045

i feel like when they noticed that she left, the whole argument seemed foolish. but hey kids never underestimate the importance of cardio in a fight and not getting your spine severed


coolsqueeze

r/killthecameramanforasecond


Background-Kiwi3595

Pu$$y. Can’t live with it, can’t live without it. Amirite? 🤣


CaptnInsaino101

“It’s” a powerful thing.


DookieDanny

Skin hangin off, spinal injuries, face and back In pieces. And they both said fuck it at the end???


Charming-Common5228

All that for some poonannie? No thanks homie I’m good, gonna go over here and catch some salmon, maybe forage for some berries.


Aircraftman2022

What a male will fight over a female , nature and humsn being..


Dubcekification

Round 1 camera operator was much better.


looosyfur

geez... so horny like calm down


j3r3wiah

And I thought some street fights were bad... fuuuck.


UAiWannaGo

She ain't worth it bro!!


[deleted]

The instinct to breed is so crazy that animals will die for it. That's saying something.


bigsnack4u

Holy Hell! You can have her 🖕🏼


FilmRolePod

That one dude from high school “I could take them”


Sleezyaweezy

There is no way a bear is going to have energy to mate after a battle like that.


Autistic_Anywhere_24

Smokey just smoking the competition