"Before I got ito it, they called it some-cohol."
"I'm not sure why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead"
"Officer, I'm good to drive, but I can't walk two straight lines."
unreleased song but i still love it regardless, "you're the picture in the dictionary babe" because the first time i listened to that, just a few minutes ago i was flipping through a dictionary because i had put some notes in it and saw a diagram and was like 'hey that's cool i forgot pictures existed in dictionaries!'
that one version of skeleton appreciation day where he goes "GIVE ME ALL YOUR LSD SO I CAN HAVE A ᵖˢʸᶜʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ 😄" i love when will talks about his Totally Real Not Fake daughter
Basically all of the first step but the best is
“Take my anxiety and my sobriety I’ll kill two birds with one stoner”
Also most of the lyrics in man I love being drunk are pretty funny especially the opening
My favorite, the one that made me laugh so much is "I'm not sure why they call it a liver 'cause pretty sure mine's dead"
the "he cums radiation" lyric is really funny too, but not as funny as the entirety of "man, I love being drunk"
"its a braincell genocide get me a h1tl3r of the rocks, wake up on a strangers floor, face covered in sharpie cocks" really just all of man, i love being drunk
Both from the WW BBQ, either the "MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC, GO BUY MY MUSIC" in 2012 or the "That's what happens when you abuse your keyboard as part of your act! BOM BOM BOM" in Front Street
Idk specifically when, but in a live performance he said something along the lines of, when people said I have an addictive personality I thought that meant I was just fun to be around, and I relate too much and it's too fucking funny
Also! Basically the whole Mr fregoli thing, how's my favorite client doing? I don't know you'd have to ask him. Is just amazing, just amazing such humor
Gosh, I can't pick...
Live performance: BBQ version of "Front Street": **"That's what you get for kicking your keyboard as part of your act"**
Demo lyrics: BBQ/earliest version of "Vampire Reference in a Minor Key": **"And if it weren't for my shoulders, I'd forget to bring my head"**
And album/regular: from "BlackBoxWarrior": **"Boy, you really *is* defective"**
but i cant trust myself around prozac🤕🤕
my therapist said focus on the now and here, so i savor all the flavor when i ppound a beer!!
basically all of ill never amount to anything. its very...millenial, but its so fucking good😭
How could I have forgotten!!!!
The
When we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone?
That is assuming that I die first, which is fair(me so fucking much) and assuming I don't leave
Cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan...
I’m a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan
Are you crying tho?
Mentally yes
Real
Same
flair checks out
im not a flower not a solar powered calculator
He cums radiation
When he just screams #LATELY I BEEN WISHIN I WERE FIVE FOOT FIVE in the I/me/myself demo
YESS!!! I was about to comment this!!!! So silly heheh
WEIGHING 99 WEARING THIGH HIGHS
I always giggle at "heart blue then my balls" during White Knuckled Jerk, especially the live version when he draws it out by saying b-b-b-b-balls"
"Before I got ito it, they called it some-cohol." "I'm not sure why they call it a liver, because I'm pretty sure mines dead" "Officer, I'm good to drive, but I can't walk two straight lines."
Its a braincell genocide get me a (austrian painter man) on the rocks
"If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone? That is, assuming that I die first... which is fair."
unreleased song but i still love it regardless, "you're the picture in the dictionary babe" because the first time i listened to that, just a few minutes ago i was flipping through a dictionary because i had put some notes in it and saw a diagram and was like 'hey that's cool i forgot pictures existed in dictionaries!'
Bienvenidos a la villa de arañas españas
the way he sounds so goofy when he says 'ive been feeling light-hearted' in i / me / myself
"my pronouns aint your business SHITLORD" and "just a little old me in a big big world, fuck Mike Pence" fron one of his live performances
**STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS AND GET YOURSELVES A BIG MEATY FILL OF SOME OF THE MOST TOXIC SH%T IN THE WORLD! HOW VILE CAN YOU BE???!!!**
Is 80 enough proof for you??
HERES TO MY LADY AND IM COMING INSIDE!!!
DRINK TO ME BABY AND WHATS LEFT OF WHATS RIGHT!!
“Flat footed queers don’t get Vietnammed.”
WHERE IS THIS FROM??
It’s from a Reddit AMA I found
"Her majesty (may she rest in peace) says the royal we demand a standard of loyalty"
dude that one makes me laugh so hard everytime
does it cure cancer? yes it cures cancer! wow!
"Don't meet your idol Hey, fuck you, I'm your idol"
all of the first step :D
I try to see the glass as half full... BUT I'D PROBABLY JUST DRINK THAT TOO
The whole world extra part in the ICID version of White Noise
hes got a lot but the only time i actually chuckle when listening to his music is during 2012 when it stops and he's like "....FUCK"
just the whole of “man, i love being drunk”
"It's MP 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, F-L-A-C" from White Noise
"im all stripped down naked fo yu bat still askin yu to lusen ap my battons baibby💞" the way he says it makes me cackle
It gives off baby reindeer martha the way u typed it😭
🎶I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish you could kick my FUCK ING TEETH IN 🎶
Heart bluer than my balls
The part in The Song With Five Names where he says "that's good enough for me" the first time and it sounds like he's underwater I love it
like cbt (not the therapy)
“MY PRONOUNS AREN’T YOUR BUSINESS, SHIT LORD” from that one version of I/Me/Myself
In life in the world to come Will talked about 360° Skibidi toilet
“Not haha funny..but, you know, funny.” And “and you were there..and you were there..” In A Fun Fact About Apples js make me laugh
that one version of skeleton appreciation day where he goes "GIVE ME ALL YOUR LSD SO I CAN HAVE A ᵖˢʸᶜʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳ 😄" i love when will talks about his Totally Real Not Fake daughter
i mean, big talk for a chimpanzee
Basically all of the first step but the best is “Take my anxiety and my sobriety I’ll kill two birds with one stoner” Also most of the lyrics in man I love being drunk are pretty funny especially the opening
Why is no one talking about when he yells "heart bluer than my BALLS" thats some good shit!
My favorite, the one that made me laugh so much is "I'm not sure why they call it a liver 'cause pretty sure mine's dead" the "he cums radiation" lyric is really funny too, but not as funny as the entirety of "man, I love being drunk"
"its a braincell genocide get me a h1tl3r of the rocks, wake up on a strangers floor, face covered in sharpie cocks" really just all of man, i love being drunk
Both from the WW BBQ, either the "MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC, GO BUY MY MUSIC" in 2012 or the "That's what happens when you abuse your keyboard as part of your act! BOM BOM BOM" in Front Street
Here's a bitch with some four-thousand names
Really all of Thermodynamic Lawyer, next lyric included: VOMITING LIES FROM A THEREMIN THROAT AS SOME BUSINESSMEN PICK AT HER BRAAAIINNSSS
"I've laid a lot of women, but now I'd like to just lay down"
"does it cure cancer" "(yes it cures cancer)" "wow!"
Idk specifically when, but in a live performance he said something along the lines of, when people said I have an addictive personality I thought that meant I was just fun to be around, and I relate too much and it's too fucking funny
Also! Basically the whole Mr fregoli thing, how's my favorite client doing? I don't know you'd have to ask him. Is just amazing, just amazing such humor
“Did you think Laplace’s Angel was a Oncelor cosplay?” In Monkey’s Paw
the entire section in the in case i die live version of white noise where will starts yapping about crazy meaningless scenarios.
he cums radiatio
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Gosh, I can't pick... Live performance: BBQ version of "Front Street": **"That's what you get for kicking your keyboard as part of your act"** Demo lyrics: BBQ/earliest version of "Vampire Reference in a Minor Key": **"And if it weren't for my shoulders, I'd forget to bring my head"** And album/regular: from "BlackBoxWarrior": **"Boy, you really *is* defective"**
not sure if this counds but 99 BOTTLES OF BEERH
I'm just a hunka hunka burnin self loathing! In the i/me/myself demo
My favorite is "I'm not a flower not a solar powered calculator" because it's like, me neither dawg
but i cant trust myself around prozac🤕🤕 my therapist said focus on the now and here, so i savor all the flavor when i ppound a beer!! basically all of ill never amount to anything. its very...millenial, but its so fucking good😭
"Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this!"
How could I have forgotten!!!! The When we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone? That is assuming that I die first, which is fair(me so fucking much) and assuming I don't leave
“Five more minutes pls you will not BELIEVE the dream I just had, I mean like, you were there, and you were there, and you were there” :0
How angry he sounds saying. “HOLDING A MIRROR! AS IT WERE. UP TO YOUR MIRROR.” In blackbox warrior.