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Not a wizardpost. That and too many problematic responses have been generated by this post.
Did you have relations with that apprentice (intern)?
Yes! I just love em
Ew
I can explain-
No you cant
Its not what it looks like!!
Thhats gonna be tough
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
XD
—Ezio Auditore, never once in his life.
What contributions have you given to the orphanage of mages?
FIREBALL! Or cursing them with ED.
Good heavens!
What do you think about very large tentacles abusing your frail wizard ass?
Yes! I want lots of them
.......Okay buddy, okay......
I......i don't even know how to defend myself
There's no need to defend yourself, no kink shaming!
....damn it
Where do you pull your spells from?
My ass. What a simple question.
Do you believe that you have the breath of wizarding knowledge to teach an apprentice? Or are you a big fat phony?
Lmao. Who knows
You don’t wanna be his apprentice
If you had to pick a number from 3-8, which would you pick?
800
In a row?!?
Most fuckable race?
Elves, slimes and dragons
Someone’s got levels in bard
this you? https://preview.redd.it/3y596t39l27d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09148a88a251eb0c5a769e9b82ed7ca401e5110f
Nope. Why would you even ask such a question lmao
😏
???
Sometimes when a dragon and a car love each other very very much…
Oh i see lmao
r/dragonfuckingcars if you need some visuals
I already had those visuals
"I can't wait to see you explain that one to Hirk." *wheeze*
He doesn’t need to know about the impure love between dragons and motorized carriages!
*He bears a slightly devious grin.* "But what if he found out... anyway?" u/Harpokiller
This is just…correct.
"Make you look bad"? Brother, this is just peak
Do you show your apprentices your big staff?
I usually dont carry my staff with me, but when i do? Yeah, everyone who sees it is just left in awe.
you tell people that they can touch it?
Nope. My staff is too precious for people to touch
What spells do you use to pick up witches?
Ward bitches, ward minus-energy, ward anthropods, and a lot more
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Not the answer I had in mind but even better to make you look bad lmao
😨😨
Why?
Trolling and intentionally stirring drama is not something we tolerate on WP. Especially if it has the potential to incite harassment
What is your favorite combo after mend buttcrack?
Umm... I have never tried that. But i think i ll try summoning spaghetti
Horrendous, I gotta try that
It's rlly an eye candy to see ur opp jumping like a monkey with spaghetti rolly ranchering in their ass
Do you really find it funny being one of the most famous Ahnenerbe sorcerers?
Yes it is lots of fun. I love it so much that its like breathing to me
No comments
I cast brain damage!!!
I like noodles
Wanna come in the water with me? I have underwater ice cream, what's your favourite flavour?
Yup. Chocolate one is my favourite
That's great, I have some, just follow me like- 200 metres under the surface :3c
Oh wow. I totally trust this beautiful, totally vegetarian and ice cream loveing siren
Can I come
Kind of a weird question, but whats the weapon or tool you have used to cause the most crimes against humanity? Im talking warcrimes, Unit 731style horrors and the like, but be sure specify if you are NOT a war criminal if you are not one! cheers.
Umm.... I think staff and wands are classified as equipments soo.... Clubs
Holy shit
Best of both worlds ig lmao
Wait, are you talking about transmutation, transhuman, or transgender mages?
Yes.
Transgender
"How many times have you seen a council member commit genocide?"
4
"Could you go more in detail?"
It was gorey and bloody. And i wont go into further details. (Prolly cuz they were doing tht on my command)
"Fair" *Runs. Fast.*
How do you pleasure yourself
Tentacle monsters
That poor creature leave them alone!!
Whats the name of the council master evoker
I have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are your thoughts on Craterus's actions?
Umm, id say let him be. I dont think he's bothing ppl all that much with his actions. And i am quite fond of his actions
What are your thoughts on ork anf goblin genocide?
I dont think theres anything to be disgusted about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's your favourite incantation?
Who do you think is the worst being in this realm?
Whats a hirk??
You are going on the list *they scribble something down on a piece of parchment*
What is your opinion on CBT wizardry?
Hmmm.... Quite ticklish
Do you love all kinds of people
Yup, except black people (nah m just kidding),
https://preview.redd.it/4dcbjjqqx27d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba63da926f52b9740fa133871354fb13d3bee63
Nah, thats orb magic. I dont trust that
Pictomancy, clearly
Yeah exactly!
What's your favorite spell?
What should the age of consent be?
I think 3 yo
You're a monster
I meant to say 21
What Level is the weakest spell you know?
Beginner level
Why the hell do you keep eating abortions?
I just looove eating them. They are so tangy, and sooo flavourful. Its like a bomb of flavours
You sick fuck
Fuck you!! I didnt say to make me a monster!!
>:3
think you could take on an entire orphanage with just fists and fireball?
If it was old me, i might have had problems. But now? Nah, i can take them on all at once.
Opinion in trains?
Trains??
Yes, trains
They are quite big and long. And can carry alot of people and luggage
Do you like to fly fast or slow on your broom?
I like it slow at first but then fast. It feels refreshing.
Do you screw kids?
Yes. Who doesnt?
I think most of us don't...
How much blood do you include in your baths?
About 2 Litres
Why should manic cultists exist?
Well they are quite important for a well sustained society
Your opinion. Should all dictators of 20th century return to power?
favorite spell?
What’s your least favorite rock
Diamond and ruby
Eh
What is your favorite spell
If you cast Testicular Torsion would you make it twist clockwise or anticlockwise?
Anticlockwise
What is your opinion on slaves?
Female ones are rlly good. Male ones are worthless
And done
What's your favourite spell to use as a bathroom prank?
Icicle lance
Oh... wow
What’s your favorite spell?
do you want a collection of free spell scrolls?
Do you like cats?
What is your opinion on burgermancy?
Are goblins bad?
How do you convince fellow witches to procreate with you?
Icicle lance or water blade
Not a wizardpost. That and too many problematic responses have been generated by this post.
Did you have relations with that apprentice (intern)?
Yes! I just love em
Ew
I can explain-
No you cant
Its not what it looks like!!
Thhats gonna be tough
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
XD
—Ezio Auditore, never once in his life.
What contributions have you given to the orphanage of mages?
FIREBALL! Or cursing them with ED.
Good heavens!
What do you think about very large tentacles abusing your frail wizard ass?
Yes! I want lots of them
.......Okay buddy, okay......
I......i don't even know how to defend myself
There's no need to defend yourself, no kink shaming!
....damn it
Where do you pull your spells from?
My ass. What a simple question.
Do you believe that you have the breath of wizarding knowledge to teach an apprentice? Or are you a big fat phony?
Lmao. Who knows
You don’t wanna be his apprentice
If you had to pick a number from 3-8, which would you pick?
800
In a row?!?
Most fuckable race?
Elves, slimes and dragons
Someone’s got levels in bard
this you? https://preview.redd.it/3y596t39l27d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09148a88a251eb0c5a769e9b82ed7ca401e5110f
Nope. Why would you even ask such a question lmao
😏
???
Sometimes when a dragon and a car love each other very very much…
Oh i see lmao
r/dragonfuckingcars if you need some visuals
I already had those visuals
"I can't wait to see you explain that one to Hirk." *wheeze*
He doesn’t need to know about the impure love between dragons and motorized carriages!
*He bears a slightly devious grin.* "But what if he found out... anyway?" u/Harpokiller
This is just…correct.
"Make you look bad"? Brother, this is just peak
Do you show your apprentices your big staff?
I usually dont carry my staff with me, but when i do? Yeah, everyone who sees it is just left in awe.
you tell people that they can touch it?
Nope. My staff is too precious for people to touch
What spells do you use to pick up witches?
Ward bitches, ward minus-energy, ward anthropods, and a lot more
[удалено]
[удалено]
Not the answer I had in mind but even better to make you look bad lmao
[удалено]
😨😨
Why?
Trolling and intentionally stirring drama is not something we tolerate on WP. Especially if it has the potential to incite harassment
What is your favorite combo after mend buttcrack?
Umm... I have never tried that. But i think i ll try summoning spaghetti
Horrendous, I gotta try that
It's rlly an eye candy to see ur opp jumping like a monkey with spaghetti rolly ranchering in their ass
Do you really find it funny being one of the most famous Ahnenerbe sorcerers?
Yes it is lots of fun. I love it so much that its like breathing to me
No comments
I cast brain damage!!!
I like noodles
Wanna come in the water with me? I have underwater ice cream, what's your favourite flavour?
Yup. Chocolate one is my favourite
That's great, I have some, just follow me like- 200 metres under the surface :3c
Oh wow. I totally trust this beautiful, totally vegetarian and ice cream loveing siren
Can I come
Kind of a weird question, but whats the weapon or tool you have used to cause the most crimes against humanity? Im talking warcrimes, Unit 731style horrors and the like, but be sure specify if you are NOT a war criminal if you are not one! cheers.
Umm.... I think staff and wands are classified as equipments soo.... Clubs
Holy shit
[удалено]
Best of both worlds ig lmao
Wait, are you talking about transmutation, transhuman, or transgender mages?
Yes.
Transgender
"How many times have you seen a council member commit genocide?"
4
"Could you go more in detail?"
It was gorey and bloody. And i wont go into further details. (Prolly cuz they were doing tht on my command)
"Fair" *Runs. Fast.*
How do you pleasure yourself
Tentacle monsters
That poor creature leave them alone!!
Whats the name of the council master evoker
I have no idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are your thoughts on Craterus's actions?
Umm, id say let him be. I dont think he's bothing ppl all that much with his actions. And i am quite fond of his actions
What are your thoughts on ork anf goblin genocide?
I dont think theres anything to be disgusted about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's your favourite incantation?
Who do you think is the worst being in this realm?
Whats a hirk??
You are going on the list *they scribble something down on a piece of parchment*
What is your opinion on CBT wizardry?
Hmmm.... Quite ticklish
Do you love all kinds of people
Yup, except black people (nah m just kidding),
https://preview.redd.it/4dcbjjqqx27d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba63da926f52b9740fa133871354fb13d3bee63
Nah, thats orb magic. I dont trust that
Pictomancy, clearly
Yeah exactly!
What's your favorite spell?
What should the age of consent be?
I think 3 yo
You're a monster
I meant to say 21
What Level is the weakest spell you know?
Beginner level
Why the hell do you keep eating abortions?
I just looove eating them. They are so tangy, and sooo flavourful. Its like a bomb of flavours
You sick fuck
Fuck you!! I didnt say to make me a monster!!
>:3
think you could take on an entire orphanage with just fists and fireball?
If it was old me, i might have had problems. But now? Nah, i can take them on all at once.
Opinion in trains?
Trains??
Yes, trains
They are quite big and long. And can carry alot of people and luggage
Do you like to fly fast or slow on your broom?
I like it slow at first but then fast. It feels refreshing.
Do you screw kids?
Yes. Who doesnt?
I think most of us don't...
How much blood do you include in your baths?
About 2 Litres
Why should manic cultists exist?
Well they are quite important for a well sustained society
Your opinion. Should all dictators of 20th century return to power?
Yes.
favorite spell?
What’s your least favorite rock
Diamond and ruby
Eh
What is your favorite spell
If you cast Testicular Torsion would you make it twist clockwise or anticlockwise?
Anticlockwise
What is your opinion on slaves?
Female ones are rlly good. Male ones are worthless
And done
What's your favourite spell to use as a bathroom prank?
Icicle lance
Oh... wow
What’s your favorite spell?
Why?
do you want a collection of free spell scrolls?
Do you like cats?
What is your opinion on burgermancy?
Are goblins bad?
How do you convince fellow witches to procreate with you?
Icicle lance or water blade