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jontomas

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fitwoodworker

All I can see is a wooden heart. Looks so cool. I would oil it up and put it on display on a shelf.


67D1LF

PUT IT BACK IN THE MUMMY'S CHEST FOR THE LOVE OF ALL HUMANITY!!!!


JetRyder

That might make the mummy wake up tho. Pretty sure you have to chant something like 'Hootash im Ahmenophus!' while stabbing the heart with some kind of sacred blade or mcguffin. Edit: putting the heart back in will work sometimes. I guess it depends on the mummy.


Riser_pads

Imagine how many people are reading your comment and saying that phrase. What have you done?!


JetRyder

Nah, it's what Brendan Frasier reads to finally vanquish Imhotep. Just got make sure not to read from the book of the dead.


Immediate_Cat2090

Or saying his do you stab something with a Mc muffin


mpe128

"Spider, what have you done?" 😝


badshark1352

8 year old me memorized that is "kaddy schmall, kaddy schmall. Pair a duce, pair a duce. Then stab. In case the mummy ever came to our house. It stuck.


LeJoker

Hey I remember that last symbol. It's a bird -- a stork.


Amicus93

My brain read McMuffin lmao


combat_wombat_003

Brendan Fraser approves this message


Two_shirt_Jerry

The heart of Tafiti


bigmatt8779

Put it in a jar of dirt!


arbrstff

The last one is a cat


zechickenwing

This is what Elvis was singing about.


meanie_ants

Indiana Jones intro scene diorama was my immediate thought.


Charming-Clock7957

Oh yea. A really well carved heart would be awesome.


Maumekim

I was thinking king it was a heart they made and was gonna say. That’s so cool. Good work. Hahaha


AsparagusTricky8890

Yes that is the way to go


TheThrivingest

I like this idea.


Regentofterra

“We’re all born to broken people on their most honest day of living”


smokinidahoan

Heart Burl for sale!


crazyaznrobot

Can I just be that guy today.. you're not supposed to take things out of the national parks


l97

It’s ok, I left my soda bottle in exchange.


FartinLooterKinkJr

The park clearly wins in that case because that bottle will last a lot longer than a piece of wood!


giggitygiggity2

Petrified wood has entered the chat. Makes me wonder though, would plastics be able to be petrified?


FartinLooterKinkJr

Although it's called petrified “wood”, it isn't wood at all! It's a mix of minerals that have replaced the wood that was once there, so it is more closely related to stone than wood. As for plastic, it can't petrify because that particular fossilisation process only applies to organic materials. But researchers have recently found that it can fossilize in a different way and become [plastiglomerate.](https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/10/science/earth/future-fossils-plastic-stone.html) We now live in [the Anthropocene,](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/01/160127083854.htm) and [Plastic pollution has entered fossil record.](https://earthsky.org/earth/plastic-pollution-fossil-record/) 🥲


Moostahn

Why is it called petrified wood when it's really fossilized wood? Is there another petrified object that's actually petrified or are they all a form of fossilization? Also now I'm realizing I don't know what petrified actually means.


FartinLooterKinkJr

[Petrifaction](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrifaction) is the name for two processes that transform porous organic materials into fossils. All organisms can become petrified if the right conditions are present (like being buried underwater, in mud, sediment, or volcanic ash. Low oxygen is the key, it prevents decomposition by bacteria or fungi).


Moostahn

Ahhh thank you! So fossilization is the broader category that includes petrifaction. Learned something today!


-__Doc__-

I wouldn’t think so. Plastic just kind of degrades and breaks down. Iirc petrification is when all the organic material is replaced by minerals. Or is that fossilization? Idk and I’m at work with no time to google it.


giggitygiggity2

From what I know, petrified wood is basically fossilized wood. Pretty sure it the same thing/process. Just when it's wood it's called petrified for some reason.


qpv

I'd be scared too if I was that old.


greatthebob38

Equivalent Exchange doesn't work out like how you normally would expect. Just ask my friend Edward


Top-Science-9432

Thank you for your service


NoHyena8656

Thank you. I was about to say the same thing. National Parks are to be preserved, not stolen.


ryneches

100% this. You found a cool thing. I would love to see what it could be made into. But it does not belong to you, and you don't have the right to take it, to keep it, or to make it into anything. It sounds like you love the National Parks. Please return it to the rangers. Pay the fine. Say you're sorry. It's a cool artifact, so it's possible they may display it at an education center.


See-Q-bensis

You're allowed to pick up dead and downed wood. What is going on with these comments


Big_Katsura

The NP regularly removes downed wood from California parks to help reduce wildfires. Also this isn’t an artifact. It’s a piece of wood that grew kinda funky.


madmaxturbator

I’m confused bud, You can’t take wood that looks funky from a national park. Besides - you need a permit to take dead and downed wood. You need a permit to take firewood  National parks are one of the few public treasures we have, and the rules are really simple. Why do y’all want to fuck with that lol


See-Q-bensis

Look man we are on the same team, I swear to you, if you love trees more than me I'd be really f****** surprised l...but this is piece of wood. It is not a f****** treasure. Seriously


madmaxturbator

My man, it’s not about loving trees or pieces of wood  It’s about following the basic rules we’ve got in national parks so they are available for all of us  Get permits and collect the wood. If you love trees, then take the very very simple steps to follow the rules and respect nature and your fellow humans. Reddit is a big community. This post has a lot of visibility. I’d much rather people learn that we need permits and we need to be responsible in our parks vs “if it looks like dead wood, snag it!!” 


See-Q-bensis

That is a fair argument.


See-Q-bensis

I still disagree, but politely


Maumekim

People THINK they know everything. A simple search shows the Kings Canyon allows up to six cords of wood to be taken by each family every year. Also most National and state parks allow for downed wood, as well as other items to be removed by patrons as it helps them since they must do it.


See-Q-bensis

Your inbox about to get flooded.. turns out not only am I am idiot but I'm a liar too


Maumekim

Seems a lot of people like to run their mouths (fingers ) without researching first. Some maybe haven’t even been to a park, or that park before. I get that some THINK in the way of “Only leave footprints” but they don’t know the actual NEEDS that have been determined from many years of research. Such as NEEDING some things removed for safety of preserving the area. Just like some yelling about the planned or “allowed to burn” fires in the sequoias because they actually NEED the burn/ash to be able to survive. These people would probably have a freaking stroke if the saw the video of us picking up a basket full of Obsidian. A ranger was showing us some things and I saw a small chuck and was oohing and ahhing over it when he laughed and said “ If you like it so much, why not help us out and go clean up a bunch and take it home so we don’t have to clean it up”. Then he took us to a place where there were hundreds of pounds of it all over the ground. So he told us to take all we wanted, then went to get a bigger bag for us. While he was gone several people stopped just to yell at us, even after telling them that we were told to take it. One called the rangers to “come quick because someone was destroying park property” when they arrived (yes it was the guy who told us) the people swore they knew the truth and that he, a 30 yr park ranger and conservation specialist, was wrong, and called the police. They were ticketed for that “false report” If more people would have consequences for their know it all claims, maybe they’d stop it. Or at least research before going off half cocked. LoL note: I take a small rock and piece of wood from every “special” place we visit.


See-Q-bensis

Except for nonliving dead wood you're absolutely allowed to take. You're supposed to burn it there but I doubt this little piece of wood in his hand is harboring any kind of fungus or insect that's in a Wipeout his local Forest


jeffersonairmattress

You are correct that in many parks where fires are permitted you must burn heat treated or dead wood from within the park, but that is to prevent the spread of pests and disease. There is no countrywide freedom to take or burn dead wood across all national parks. The deadfall/firewood harvesting regulations are location-specific. As with burning for heat or cooking, it is never allowed in some parks, seasonally/according to risk assesment in others and -in every case I know of- always by permit if removed from the park. They are usually free but many parks limit your take to say 6 cords per year.


See-Q-bensis

6 cords a year. A cord is 4x2x4(ft) right? I'm only saying my man has done nothing wrong by picking up this piece of wood and bringing home


madmaxturbator

This is not true. you still need a permit, for most national parks (including kings canyon).  You need permits for firewood, you need permits for deadwood   You keep posting your comments all over this thread that folks can take these things, and it’s just not true.    Also why do you lie and say a park ranger will agree with you? I’ve camped in kings canyon, and sequoia and rangers told me I needed a permit to collect firewood or some campsites will have some for me.  Bogus.


scotty813

I was pretty shocked when I read the description. Who does such a shitty thing and then brag about it on the internet. "Take only photos; leave only footprints."


Maumekim

Actually, when we were at a national park I asked about what could be taken and what could not. I was told I could take any downed, dead, petrified, or unplanted wood, any rock fragments that weren’t attached securely to a formation, any dirt that was not compacted (think sand) any dead animal bones/artifacts/shells not preserved in attached wood/rock, and any foliage not attached to a living tree, shrubbery, or growing/live in the soil. They actually have to go through and clear all of this periodically themselves so do not prohibit you from doing it. As for where she/he found this KINGS CANYON NATIONAL PARK. You are permitted to remove up to SIX CORDS of wood every year. A simple search will confirm this if in doubt of my comment @kilowatt. Beautiful find. I agree with some who say it’s beautiful as is and looks like a human heart. Since my husband is a heart patient, I’d probably make a stand with an engraved plaque that said “Kings Heart” and the date of your find


Myzyri

Let’s help the guy out and say he found it at King’s Canyon Nation Park *in the gift shop where he bought it for cash*. Now he knows better and he’s not going to prison for petty pilfery.


Maumekim

If you do a quick search, you’ll find you can actually remove six cords of wood each year per family. This chunk is not illegal


DukeSilverSauce

Return it to Te Fiti


Barbarossa_25

Chee-hoo


cheesebataleon

You’re welcome!


czechhoneybee

Please put it back at the park. If everyone took from national parks, there would be nothing left of the park for others. Be considerate and leave nothing but footprints and take nothing but pictures.


Captain_Jeep

As much as I like that saying feel free to take garbage that you happen to find while out there


ThatCountryDeputy03

Agreed


Lvl100Magikarp

The plastic bottles are returning to the national parks for their yearly migration. Nature is healing.


Fooglephish

Deadwood is completely acceptable to take from a park, or even burn... Even the parks will tell you this.


FartinLooterKinkJr

Burn, yes. Take from, no, the parks will never tell you that. Edit: [Don't move firewood](https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/idkt_firewood.htm)


theprinceofsnarkness

There is a bullet in there to check if you can collect firewood or not. This is actually a really interesting bullet - there was a span a while ago where the forest service was encouraging people to go collect firewood and even go in and cut down beetle kill pine because it was such a problem that it was better to let people take it than leave it to add fuel to the forest fires. (Plus there was a lot of artesian interest for the blue wood). I think you had to pay for a permit though. Point being, if you are a hiking klepto, there are often opportunities to do authorized scavenging when appropriate, and even volunteer with clean up detail. I have a stack of t-posts from a fence removal op a few years ago too. Go check your local forest service org.


FartinLooterKinkJr

This is great info, thanks for sharing!


See-Q-bensis

I'm going to fill my basket with any edible saprophytic mushroom I find, up to 25% of a batch of chanterelles, and any piece of wood on the ground that is not attached to a living thing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact ask your park ranger and they'll tell you the same thing. What this person has in their hand is arguably firewood


got10fingers

Please take nothing and leave nothing when you visit parks, trails, wilderness or wildlife preserves. Google 'Leave no trace' for more insight. Take it back on your next visit and leave for others to see and enjoy.


FictionalContext

Deadwood is perfectly fine to collect in a national park, which this hunk of wood is. Some evildoers even go so far as to *burn* the wood they find using these sacrificial altar rings of rock so nobody can enjoy it. 😱 Edit: >Dead wood on the ground may be collected for use as fuel for campfires within the parks in all areas except sequoia groves and where fires are prohibited https://www.nps.gov/seki/planyourvisit/wherecani.htm Y'all need to get out more. Camping is nice.


Nealon01

I've been told it's more about what insects/things might be living in the wood. Don't wanna spread new invasive species like the lantern flies.


FartinLooterKinkJr

Bingo.


positive_express

Yeah, this dude thinks he's smokey the bear over here. He probably builds ducks along rivers and what not. I'm surprised he didn't say "touch grass".


onecrazywinecataway

The link you posted specifically says that items may not be collected and brought home. Dead wood may be collected for fires INSIDE the park, but is not allowed to be brought home. As others have mentioned already this to prevent the spread of diseases and invasive insects.


EtDM

In the section immediately above the one you linked: >Collecting Inedible Natural Objects (e.g., wildflowers, pine cones, rocks, bones, antlers) >Collecting objects is not allowed in the parks. Leave everything to play its natural role in the ecosystem. It's a National Park, and this isn't firewood. The NPS specifically states it's not okay to take objects from their parks.


ImTheVoiceOfRaisin

Yeah, no. I’m pretty sure you can’t take dead wood out of the national parks either (source = my sister in law who was a ranger in the 4 corners area a few years back).


Konbattou-Onbattou

They specifically ask you not to take dead wood out of the parks in that area, and places like arches. Because the dead organic matter is crucial to the ecosystem. Taking a dead hunk of wood from the Olympic national park isn’t going to harm a thing.


BertMcNasty

They ask you not to take wood anywhere really. It's because you could be transporting insects like pine beetles that can literally devastate entire ecosystems. That's why you are supposed to buy or collect firewood on site when you camp.


FictionalContext

If they threw this in a fire during their stay, you would be cool with that because da rulez. But because they thought it was neat enough to keep instead of burn, that's totally over the line? Bloody pedants.


BertMcNasty

The only real concern with transporting wood is the potential insects or diseases that come with it. Something like the pine beetle can take out entire forests.


altitude-adjusted

Or god forbid it's left where it was for others to enjoy. and then leave for the next person.


MrKrinkle151

You can collect dead and down wood for fires within the park; you are not allowed to remove it. Your own quote says it right there.


monkeywashcat

Take em out for a walk?


oleg_stozny

Give Pinocchio his heart back you heathen!! Nah but that is very cool, nice find - a better woodworker can offer better advice than me though


zigtrade

Return it to the national park where it was never supposed to leave in the first place?


Boon2222

shift knob


i_am_ghostman

r/eatityoufuckingcoward?


PlankyTown777

Boil it, mash it or stick it in a stew


ytheschlongface

Lovely big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish


karloeppes

I only see a fat angry cat somehow https://preview.redd.it/vlmzrfx8115d1.jpeg?width=1542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad94ee5ea587356ff54ba75787ea896f70a89c3 Edit to add: It’s probably angry cause it wants to go back


Prettygoodusernm

Put it back and apologize.


Rapscagamuffin

but how will you sleep at night now though knowing that some losers on reddit are mad you took a dead twig from a park?!


Medical_Sea_2598

Plant it and grow yourself an ent friend


ksacamera

Take it to a vet


amb442

You could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...


DreadMaximus

Surely, you can't be serious...


Willing_Confusion201

with cool little pieces like that, you can leave it as is and have it as decoration or you can seal it or apply some finish to it and use it as decoration. Theres not too much you could do with that. I wouldnt do stain though


altitude-adjusted

Or they could have left it for others to admire, and then leave behind.


YoudoVodou

That last picture looks like looking down at a sleeping cat...


ellicottvilleny

Put it down and pet the dog


greatwhiteturkey

Boof it?


TheJohnnyFlash

Put it back in the Scarecrow you monster!


kammerer_er_er

Ocarina?


Littlestan

Came here to post this!


Oliverdeborah

Nothing, it’s beautiful.


obviously_a_prick

You took that from your dog didn’t you?


Ornery-Movie-1689

Don't do *anything* to it !!!! It's beautiful all on its own, just like Fitwoodworker stated. It's actually a piece of art.


Doge_Doodler26

Maybe a deep red stain and polish it. Looks like a heart kinda


KCJwnz

You're cursed buddy... Not cause it's a mummy's heart or anything like that, just cause you took from a national park


ShaunPlom

Coat it in epoxy and put it on the end of a cane


Sxn747Strangers

Make it into a grotesque heart for want of a better description. There is a lot of art around at the moment that looks at human anatomy differently or even subverts it. Such as combining pictures of human skeletons or internal organs with flowers. Or a human internal organ that is deformed, mutated or altered. Which is in the mainstream art community although some people would think it looks grotesque.


Darth_Cuddly

That last picture kinda looks like a cat sleeping...


Want2Watch

Feed it and get it some exercise


ripper4444

Pet it. Oh you mean the wood.


jmazzera53

CALI- MAHH!!!


Jontologist

Carve, grind off the bottom knot and you'll have a cool, textured apple.


Duckfoot2021

I mean they look like potatoes.


SwazyMoto

Eat it.


AssTubeExcursion

Well pet the poor doggo of corse!!!


Icy_Sea_4440

Eat it


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

❤️


Haunting-Historian15

Gift it to a cardiologist.


GooGadget

Coddle them and it will grow


CravenMorehead285

Devil fruit from one piece


trillizo2

Fetch doge!


Aux_Ampwave

Carve them into hearts


POMalley84

Cherish it with love and tenderness. No really,, or I will ❤️


R3t4rn

Obviously boil it in a stew and eat it


Maracantoin

You should give a treat to that dog


DiligentAddition8634

I like it the way it is. It seems like it has a nice finish as is naturally right? It's kind of a worry stone made of wood. It seems like it would be comforting to handle. If you want to make it smoother cut off the protruding sticks Then grab some sandpaper and sand it to your hearts content. You could just see what you feel like doing as you're sanding it. Do it intuitively. Some people use beeswax finish for a natural finish but any finish you try to put on it may radically alter its feel. Yes I d call that a burl


DazzlingFun7172

Make a kuksa


SlimJim0877

Butt plug


Cthulus_Butler

Find the dryad whose chest it was plucked from and put it back. Maybe she'll grant you a boon.


[deleted]

You have a perfectly good friend right there, and a perfectly throwable round-stick I know what I’d do


Trichopsych

Clearly a wooden turnip


everythingsfuct

hey i have one of those! i meant to carve it into a animal skull (with a very light touch, leaving it mostly in tact) but havent gotten around to it.


Ondinson

Rub its belly!


Curaheee

Burn it!


Bean_47

It already looks like a devil fruit. [Devil Fruit](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-vector/several-devil-fruits-one-piece-600nw-2380118033.jpg)


-__Doc__-

A heart or an apple.


pyrowipe

Hang it upside down from the back of your truck, obviously.


thefinalyeehaw_69

Snailshell and then add on another section of alt colored wood and make a snail


nLp_masteR

I’d put that in a nutcracker..lol..j/k..I’d lacker it up and make it a Christmas ornament..lol


Skywardly

Could turn it into a top, or carve it down and smooth it into a paperweight or Christmas ornament


Interesting-Series59

I’m not exactly sure but is that a wood gall or possibly burl?


Shadrixian

You should give it pets and belly rubs and tell it how good it is. ....Oh, you meant the wood.


Bulbajames2

All I see here is ocarina potential.


Global-Royal-8015

Looks like a pumpkin to me


MultiGeometry

Ocarina


catch_58

A mummy’s nut sack?


dylan5x

ITS A COW's HEART


YYCADM21

Rather than take the word(s) of all the internet experts here, you ay be wise to call the National Park in question....do it anonymously if you wish...and ask Them. if they say you're good, you're good. If they say you can't/should not have it, let your morals guide you. I would hope that you would do the right thing, but that's your call. It is a stunning piece. I would really struggle with whether to leave it as is, with an oil finish, or sticking it on the lathe and see what it wants to become


Maumekim

You should put an edit at the top of this saying “Before you tell me I did something illegal, please go do a search. You will find that I was allowed to remove up to 6 CORDS of wood per year. And even give them the link so the lazy ones can have something to click. https://www.nps.gov/


Secure_Table

I told my fiance that this is a tree heart and she asked where in the tree it's at lmao I told her it's like right in the center of the tree like how it is for a human but I went too far and she caught on when I said it beats like a human heart too


JuggernautNew2

Hahaha..you’re setting yourself up for this one dude..


MEMESaddiction

Make an ocarina!


Obese0strich

One piece devil fruit


Ryan_on_Earth

https://preview.redd.it/m7j482tda25d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06facd77cc0a5590dbde65f4d44909bde0ee8123


After-Party-Plenty-D

One side a heart the other side, picture 4 make it a human embryo. Just my opinion.


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Mini majoras mask


Middle-Ad-9591

Dude I didn’t realize this group was filled with so many Karen’s. Keep it and display it. Ignore everyone saying to take it back. They all apparently don’t like things being taken since they prefer to keep the sticks in their ass rather than remove them.


Old-Woodpecker6930

Make a snail


BookwoodFarm

Cool dog you got there.


MissNashPredators11

Maybe an anatomical looking heart


dogless_olive

All I know is you shouldn't have said where you took it from, otherwise people wouldn't be here giving speeches. P.s.: I'm with the guy that said something about oil and put it on the shelf, it's beautiful.


YunGBiG

Turn it into a tap root!


Azoozoo

Slice him in half and carve a couple wood spirits. Make them twins, two sides of one heart.


Conscious-Car-4809

Feed it some treats


dearlysacredherosoul

Tobacco pipe


BuffaloOk4312

first thing you need to do is to call the vet and get that thing removed from your dog. pups looking kinda tired


kilotwatt

It’s 102 out! Shes not use to the heat, she’s a SoCal dog!


captainwhetto

Last time this came up it was Make Frog


sanforddanthony

Anyone can CLEARLY see it's a devil fruit


Mickey_T-T

Anitomical heart


AHamsterPig

I see a snail or a heart


No_Discussion7450

Place it on a stand and display as is.


whoami9801

Put it down and pet the dog.


FictionalContext

I think sanding it would take something special away from it. It'd look artificial when what's cool about it is nature made that all on her own. Maybe rub it with a few coats of linseed oil to shine up and preserve.


heythanksimadeit

Buttplug for sure


Steven_wjg03

I thought it was a small wasp nest…then I looked at the subreddit name


Zachbnonymous

Looks a lot like the hornet nest hanging off my garage


jeeves585

Build a stand for it, I wouldn’t sand it at all. I would personally turn it on my lathe to let more shine of the burl and it would be a cool paperweight, but I also have little chunks like this just hanging out in my shop just to admire nature.


Nellisir

Heartwood


saketaco

Looks like a giant chrysalis. You sure it won't hatch in a few weeks?


Curious_Thing_069

I would sand/carve it into an apple, it has the little stem and everything. Sand it down to a fine 400 and oil that baby


bellsbliss

I’d make it into a ball.


waitwhosaidthat

Seems like a nice dog. I’d keep it.


Dpia88

All I see it your dog, is that an ACD?


FrankFnRizzo

I’d walk it; seems like a high energy breed that needs lots of exercise. I’d even suggest throwing that piece of wood and playing a little fetch. Might be fun.


SulakeID

Daedra Heart from Skyrim!


Unwillingpro

Take it back and update us when you do so.


BanjoMothman

Return it.