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zmbjebus

Batman is just a fursona


did_youhide

But Bruce Wayne is batman /s


Conan253

I think he means Bruce wayne owns marvel


jowowey

?? There the same person🤦🏻


DAN_E0

Damn do i really need to say what i’m about to say in r/woooosh comments?


jowowey

no i was making fun of people who write really stupid comments like that. giveaway 1: starting the comment with ?? giveaway 2: spelling They're wrong giveaway 3: white gender neutral facepalm emoji


Blaze-studios

Based


Pecioch_pl

tip for next time. If you add quotation marks, and something like smh behind them, ex. "?? Their the same person 🤦🏻" smh. or something like that, I bet more people will understand the irony. Hope I helped, don't take this as attack, I dont mean to offend you in any way.


XxZzUnknownzZxX

I think it’s already obvious enough, isn’t it?


Pecioch_pl

I think it is, but I just wanted to make sure this guy catches it


TheWholesomeBoi

Use /s then


darkness_santa828

Gonna say one thing idc if I get downvoted sarcasm should be situationally understandable and "/s" is fucking dumb


TheWholesomeBoi

The issue is some people are just dumbasses and say these things for real so we have to use /s to signify that we aren't just stupid


Extra-Act-801

Han Solo also dies in Endgame.


Mansnotepic

Aquaman also drowns trying to save Eren Yeager in Endgame


3XX5D

wait 😲😲😲 anime thanos is in endgame too 🤯🤯🤯


Theriople

bro wtf, han soloes all the avengers, and no he died in civil war while fighting with ben tennyson


reapererer

No that was gilgamax that died there no han


Theriople

aw shit ur right, just rewatched it on dc site


CommercialTerrible70

Nope it was minecraft Steve


Theriople

nop, they added joe in the movie


CommercialTerrible70

Who's Joe?


Theriople

viewtiful joe


EVILLITTLEKITTYTYLER

joe mama


Theriople

bro shes been doing cameos in your life since u were born


EVILLITTLEKITTYTYLER

Why did I downvote this lol


WeirdGirl207

Please add a spoiler warning smh


let_me_choose

Marvel doesn't own Star Wars they can't use him


Un1d3ntif1ed_An0m4ly

Optimus Prime dies for the 100th time in Endgame


MrZyde

I heard Lightning McQueen dies in Endgame, can’t wait to see when the movie releases


ManOfTurtles2118

He does, along with Timmy Turner (Trust me guys, my dad owns Star Wars)


already____taken____

I've also heard that Rambo gets killed by McQueen before he dies


yevrah4937

I remember seeing this joke ages ago thinking it was real... I was then asked "yo have you seen endgame yet?" Days later, and my stupid ass fucking said... "Nah mate but i had it spoiled that batman died" Needless to say all my friends now consider me retarded


Aggravating_Pea7320

Not just your friends now


AnonimowySzaleniec47

>!Aang will become Avatar!<


redit-son

its not even a joke it just makes sense


LR-II

Batman does die in Endgame! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_Endgame


Ih8admins

Spoiler tag this


Bananahitman007

30 minions died in endgame for jumping in lava because a banana fell in a volcano


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capatin lmao


hereJapan

Bruce Wayne could just buy marvl


BigBradWolf07

Tony stark could just buy- oh wait...


reapererer

I remember marvel did try to get dc in for infinity war but they didn’t reply


Jerry-Donald

It would have been amazing if DC responded with yes


reapererer

It would have been cool to see batman with iron man


russels_silverware

I think the person got the joke but thought it wasn't funny. Unless the real joke was that those car spoilers don't actually do anything; they're just aesthetic, so they're "fake spoilers", and the Batman thing is also a "fake spoiler" because it's a lie.


L1K34PR0

So is spiderman yet he showed up in 3 movies


Zavender

Of course Marvel couldn't use Batman in the movie. That's why they had to wait for after the credits. Cause once the movie's over, then they could use him.


preludachris8

Not a single spoiler shown.


MisterSplu

Well well well, then what about the DC vs Marvel comics?


ThePrimeReason

One day Disney is going to buy Warner and we'll get the most ridiculous crossover in cinematic history.


Aryae_Sakura

I love how he didnt even question that his dad works for the Avengers XD


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Tell me you’re a nerd without telling me you’re a nerd.


consplanet

same bro