I rarely use instagram but when I do and see clickbait shit posts I like to read the comments expecting to see the typical satirical or snarky comments like I see here. But I never do. They all don’t get the joke and either don’t think it’s funny or think it’s way too funny.
Dude the masses on Instagram are fucking idiots, Reddit is extremely left leaning and some folk are annoying shits but at least there is a culture of being able to prove what you’ve said and an attempt of intellectualism. I’ll get pissed at a post on Instagram and argue facts and get bombarded by people getting likes who can’t refute them properly.
I started learning Russian as a joke after watching Stranger Things. I haven't touched it in a month. Today I got a notification that Duo has being learning Russian without me and has a sourdough starter. So I have created a carbo loaded Russian spy owl. Oops.
They're wrong. I had to snipe one of their owls several months ago. Lucky I was far away because it exploded when I shot it! If you uninstall the app they will stop sending executioners.
Ils ont tort. J'ai dû abattre un de leurs hiboux il y a plusieurs mois. Heureusement que j'étais loin car ça a explosé quand je l'ai tiré ! Si vous désinstallez l'application, ils cesseront d'envoyer des bourreaux.
I rarely use instagram but when I do and see clickbait shit posts I like to read the comments expecting to see the typical satirical or snarky comments like I see here. But I never do. They all don’t get the joke and either don’t think it’s funny or think it’s way too funny.
Dude the masses on Instagram are fucking idiots, Reddit is extremely left leaning and some folk are annoying shits but at least there is a culture of being able to prove what you’ve said and an attempt of intellectualism. I’ll get pissed at a post on Instagram and argue facts and get bombarded by people getting likes who can’t refute them properly.
Why are you arguing with people on Instagram
Because I’m hopeful I can change peoples mind when they spout clearly wrong information, I’m afraid it’s an exercise of futility most days.
I bet it could be entertaining sometimes but definitely frustrating if you let it get to you. But that’s definitely part of why I don’t use it.
To think that there's actually dumb people that agree with them to have liked the comment
Duolingo bird will find them
That’s obviously not true, the duolingo bird is just a fake mascot it cant really harm anyone.
It does threaten to harm itself if you spend long enough away from Duolingo
🤦♂️
Never underestimate the ability of 60+ folks on social media to be completely oblivious.
Absurd, of course Duolingo would do such a thing
Plot twist: Duolingo was the commenter as well
Oh no I missed my Spanish lesson😰
That’s not true, Duolingo has me in a closet right now! I have to do my Español lessons or else I will have one meal taken away from me.
I never missed another French lesson after Duolingo found me and broke both my legs
The last time I didn't do my Spanish lesson he broke through my door and now I am locked in my pantry😔✌️
I started learning Russian as a joke after watching Stranger Things. I haven't touched it in a month. Today I got a notification that Duo has being learning Russian without me and has a sourdough starter. So I have created a carbo loaded Russian spy owl. Oops.
Reminds me of that one Robot Chicken sketch
What are they talking about? Once, I have forgotten my French lesson, so Duo trapped me in a basement and didn't release me until I did it.
I quit using Duolingo last week, and he is currently locking me at N 35° 18.967' W 106° 34.8718'. Please help me. He is coming.
Help is on the way and that's also a really bad place to be trapped
Some people are as thick as the walls of a nuclear bunker that has been further built inside a mountain.
But Duolingo will still get through them, you can't hide
You're never safe when Duolingo is around every time you're not running he's just getting closer
*type this sentence in spanish:*
Escribe esta oración en español:
They just made them say that because the owl has their children hostage
Exactly, Duo is coming to get you himself.
Well duh! They send the swat team 💪🏿happens to me twice a week.
No that's correct. Duolinguo wouldn't send anyone. It takes care of all of its issues itself.
“The duolingo application” 🤓
Pendejo
Someone is taking their Spanish lessons!
I don’t want that owl coming after me again. I almost didn’t survive the last encounter…
Duolingo: Spanish or vanish
The stupidest ppl always in insta comment sections
I read intruder alert in the voice of the just cause game police guys
They're wrong. I had to snipe one of their owls several months ago. Lucky I was far away because it exploded when I shot it! If you uninstall the app they will stop sending executioners.
He was wooooshed but is a lifesaver
I bet hes a fun guy
“uh uh actually thats obviously fake” 🤓
r/woooosh capitalising on children trying to be pedantic on the Internet:
Party pooper 👎👎👎💩💩💩
Duolingo won't send someone. The owl deals with you personally.
It's Spanish inquisition! Runnn
I beg to differ
The duolingo bird made them comment that.
come on what did you expect? everyone on instagram is brain dead
Unlike this dude, I thought that was hilarious
I’d probably be fluent by now if that was actually real. Somebody capitalize on this shit.
But do they know that?
Yes, the comment was definitely serious
Ils ont tort. J'ai dû abattre un de leurs hiboux il y a plusieurs mois. Heureusement que j'étais loin car ça a explosé quand je l'ai tiré ! Si vous désinstallez l'application, ils cesseront d'envoyer des bourreaux.
[удалено]
彼らは間違っています。私は数ヶ月前に彼らのフクロウの1匹を狙撃しなければなりませんでした。ラッキー撮影したときに爆発したので遠くにいました！アプリをアンインストールすると、死刑執行人の送信が停止します。
My rape whistle isn't shrill enough for this.
Guy obviously never had duallingo himself hold you at gunpoint
I feel bad now lol
Did no one leave a comment about not expecting the Spanish Inquisition yet