Correct! The King likes to have enough to build a pile out of. Then he jumps into the pile like Scrooge McDuck.
And then it's sex for the rest of the night.
A-amazing you have superpowers actually the end of humanity is somehow related to a certain girl she has secretive personality so it can be interpreted as "spy" and she has huge badonkers so you also got the "balloon" part.
Nah. The Mongols Are being led by The First Horseman, the personification of plague And conquest.
A Vandal Savage like character (literally the biblical Cain) Is trying to start the french Revolution..
I mean it’s really just a urethra with muscular fingers at the end and a cloaca.
You can imagine handholding in their society would be frowned upon. Literally a lewd act.
I know this is stupid but I honestly am going to use something like Crack as my fourth element. The idea of being somewhat artificial and able to cause higher human ability at the cost of addiction is an interesting concept to explore. /uj
So, it's not really your fault since it's not specifically stated and you didn't deserve to be downvoted into oblivion, but these types of posts have been making their rounds on reddit recently and the goal isn't for OP to attempt to make correct guesses, but instead to make funny/outlandish guess for a laugh.
Lord Lord Commander > Lord Commander > Lord Commander part 2 > Commander > Prince Commander > Apprentice Commander > Sargeant > Soldier > google the caste system
y'know, I was expecting a shitposty reply but that's actually what I have happen lol, these demigods in particular are the demons and are on the same power level/classification as demigods
The spirit of Autumn has forsaken her duties after Summer refused to kill a dragon whose mind was poisoned by a covenant of hags. This resulted in Autumn having to put the dragon down and as she also embodies peace and tranquility she really did not want to do that. Now the spirit of winter takes care of her while the world falls into chaos as the calm and tenderness of Autumn is slowly draining away.
(this is for a DND adventure I'm writing)
I’ll give you three because I’m bored as shit
1: why is the protagonist a furry, like an actual anthropomorphic character with a snout and tail?
2: Why does the antagonist want world domination?
3: What is “reality breaker”?
1. The protagonist fell into a vat of acid and has ever since been known as the first catboy in existence
2. The governments of the world have failed the people since the dawn of time and they decide that they're good enough to rule it all and bring justice to this godforsaken hellhole of a world oh my god (they're not)
3. probably a huge anime sword
My world will end if a Titan’s mind becomes whole again. It’s mind is currently split into multiple personalities and is also spread between the world and its moon.
What happens to achieve this apocalypse for my world?
Why is international actor-singer-songwriter Yalomana's portrayal of the classic Laronka theater judged for being extremely feminine when at the end of the day it's all just dudes dressing up as women?
What’s the name of the plant that has the stem of a sugarcane, the bunching of corn, with petals that act as glides for seeds, and you can turn it into sugar, oil and flour/meal?
vampire = weak to fire
dragon = fire
dragons v vampires = vampires go burn
so, obviously:
my conclusion would be that the vampires went (almost) extinct due to the moon turning into a huge ass garlic
What can be a catalyst material for creating a devise that helps to find location of a very person in multiverse , considering that , because of “Cadarots law” , that person has ♾️ interchangeable alternatives out of which I need a single very specific one?
Bro why the fuck is the race of aphrodites all rapists for? I didn't meant to make them a bunch of rapists, but reading through their origin they're fucking rapists. Help.
can you tell me literally anything about it please the dnd session starts in half an hour i haven't prepared anything
A wizard named Wherelin has been trying to find the chosen one for ages but the mf doesnt know where anything is
I really like this concept. Blind Gandalf?
Lego Movie lol
And the dumb fuck was the Chosen One all along
A wizard named Wholin has been trying to figure out the chosen one's name, but the mf doesn't know who anyone is
How many femboys make up the King's *Entourage of Comfort*?
not enough
Correct! The King likes to have enough to build a pile out of. Then he jumps into the pile like Scrooge McDuck. And then it's sex for the rest of the night.
Scrooge McDick
Splooge McDick
Scrooge Mcfuck
living my dream
*our* dream
So why are two thirds of the planet covered in ice?
the romans crucified greta thunberg
This is gold
How did humanity went extinct in my setting then?
so you see it all started with spy balloons
A-amazing you have superpowers actually the end of humanity is somehow related to a certain girl she has secretive personality so it can be interpreted as "spy" and she has huge badonkers so you also got the "balloon" part.
Who Is leading the Mongol Empire in my world?
A mongolian
You know what. They lived with them for hundreds of years. I think they deserve that title.
Vandal Savage?
Nah. The Mongols Are being led by The First Horseman, the personification of plague And conquest. A Vandal Savage like character (literally the biblical Cain) Is trying to start the french Revolution..
What is a psychotic sexually deviant ghost dolphin’s favorite television show?
I cant think of something so ill just say seinfield
Tbf I was trying to throw you a curve ball 😆 I like seinfield as an answer though 😆
Why does the gigantic earthworm shit diamonds?
because the sandworms of arrakis were too simple for you
crack snakes
Condensed carbon in its gut?
Ok. What body part does the Pwughi (aka the Helicopteroids) use as an arm (hint: it’s not a literal arm)?
rotor blades with mickey mouse gloves on them
Nah it’s their prehensile penis. No I don’t know why I made it like that.
Your mind was telling you no, but your body...
I mean it’s really just a urethra with muscular fingers at the end and a cloaca. You can imagine handholding in their society would be frowned upon. Literally a lewd act.
I love this description.
Why did guns get replaced by bows in most military applications but not all?
probably cause of some dune shield type shit
Perchance
I actually want to know
What element does the fourth type of Priman (Prime Human) control?
Crack
I know this is stupid but I honestly am going to use something like Crack as my fourth element. The idea of being somewhat artificial and able to cause higher human ability at the cost of addiction is an interesting concept to explore. /uj
Why have the elves and catfolk been at each other's throats for who know how long?
Because elsweyr refuses to let the high elves (thalmor) pass to get to skyrim. Come on, todd, i know its you. Just give us tes6
'>o>
Why did people forget how to play the hurdy gurdy?
those kids and their damn phones that's why
*Not on me watch*
Where can I find the will to go on?
perseverance and elven ass
Who created the dragons and why?
you did, probably
How do you tell the difference between male and female crab people from the underworld
You fuck them
What are the names of my months/days and why?
sundros mondros tuesdros and so on and so forth why? Because 'dros' means day in your fictional language that totally exists
Hmmm... Not even close, but good try.
“Hmmm… Not even close, but good try.” 🤓
Someone did not understand the assignment.
What did I not understand? Were they not trying to guess stuff?
So, it's not really your fault since it's not specifically stated and you didn't deserve to be downvoted into oblivion, but these types of posts have been making their rounds on reddit recently and the goal isn't for OP to attempt to make correct guesses, but instead to make funny/outlandish guess for a laugh.
Oh okay. Haven't seen those.
No, they're supposed to be writing our worlds for us
What are the unit structures of the Terran infantry?
Lord Lord Commander > Lord Commander > Lord Commander part 2 > Commander > Prince Commander > Apprentice Commander > Sargeant > Soldier > google the caste system
Brood War or 2?
why was a god cumming all over the trees
idk but a bunch of demigods are probably gonna sprout out of those trees
y'know, I was expecting a shitposty reply but that's actually what I have happen lol, these demigods in particular are the demons and are on the same power level/classification as demigods
Why did Autumn dissapear and war break out all over the world while every death became a violent one?
because there's not enough stories in this world under the grimdark genre
Actually it's very lighthearted and about an adventure in a magical forest full of fey and parties and friendship.
now that sounds more fun
The spirit of Autumn has forsaken her duties after Summer refused to kill a dragon whose mind was poisoned by a covenant of hags. This resulted in Autumn having to put the dragon down and as she also embodies peace and tranquility she really did not want to do that. Now the spirit of winter takes care of her while the world falls into chaos as the calm and tenderness of Autumn is slowly draining away. (this is for a DND adventure I'm writing)
Why did the corpo lizards create a medieval simulation with a real A.I. as the NPC’s?
the argonians began to hate black marsh
how many atoms?
zero (your world no longer exists)
get smighted
Why is the blood woman so high in government?
in a world where penis erections are the basis of power, the blood woman used her abilities to her best advantage, rising up to power
Yeah, that was along the lines of what I expected
I’ll give you three because I’m bored as shit 1: why is the protagonist a furry, like an actual anthropomorphic character with a snout and tail? 2: Why does the antagonist want world domination? 3: What is “reality breaker”?
1. The protagonist fell into a vat of acid and has ever since been known as the first catboy in existence 2. The governments of the world have failed the people since the dawn of time and they decide that they're good enough to rule it all and bring justice to this godforsaken hellhole of a world oh my god (they're not) 3. probably a huge anime sword
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Nah this just means you have a lot of rewriting ahead of you
how do people?
deleted my original response because rules so my answer will just be
Why is it a blatant rip-off of fallout
Was Prince Leaux Demiarc responsible for the assassination attempt on Queen Eulia?
I believe in "innocent until proven guilty" so I refuse to assume anything about this case until enough evidence is provided. (if hes hot, no.)
of my 7 deities 2 are called noah and Wren. What are then names of the other 5?
Who committed a terrorist attack on the Moon and why?
how many people live in the Oort cloud?
ill go with the easy answer: too many
what country will win the 1626 football world cup?
Grome
Why is there a femboy god ?
because femboys must exist in every piece of media. No exceptions.
What are the vaults?
Secret conspiracy-deserving stuff that you'll slowly reveal throufh the story
Sadly no, but fantastic guess!
Why did Lord Faiol Silvas the III (also known as the unsilencable) commit the 6th Kitsune genocide? And most importantly, how did he do it?
What are the worst war crimes that Kungskalla had committed?
All of them
what tool did Ngadiuko use on the first day of the nightmare parade
bath bomb
How does the Studion University choose its President?
whoever has the biggest forehead
Where do you revive The Bird King?
-45.8725, -107.0607 at 7:39 A.M under a blood moon while drinking caffeinated soda
My world will end if a Titan’s mind becomes whole again. It’s mind is currently split into multiple personalities and is also spread between the world and its moon. What happens to achieve this apocalypse for my world?
Ya'know, based on those things you just said--I'm preeetttyyy sure the apocalypse is going to happen after the titan's mind becomes whole again.
By Jove that’s genius!
How many femboys are a part of my hardcore military dictatorship's high ranks?
NOT. FUCKING. ENOUGH!
Holy shit, you got it. I'm adding more femboys as we speak
Why is international actor-singer-songwriter Yalomana's portrayal of the classic Laronka theater judged for being extremely feminine when at the end of the day it's all just dudes dressing up as women?
well this is paradoxical
Are there really bees made of living ice in the far south?
Why are the dragons racist?
Can't stop spitting fire
How many districts make up the republic of Æzim? This is common knowledge in my world.
Twentæ
Close, it’s Sevæn. I’ll still give you points for being funny.
do the elves lay eggs? where can I watch them??
you're gonna have to follow one of their onlyfans for that
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my school hasnt teached me that level of math yet, sorry
Who does my humans worship?
Belle delphine
Who is the Counterpart of Hitl*r in my world? ( He is the main antagonist)
Vladimir P*tin
Fuck
How long is the average futafolk cock?
game of thrones wall
Why the fuck are people fighting over this island
Soo... Did Alar III fucked that camel?'
god i hope not
What's the connection between the Outsider and the Night's Circle?
What’s the name of the plant that has the stem of a sugarcane, the bunching of corn, with petals that act as glides for seeds, and you can turn it into sugar, oil and flour/meal?
naming plants will just make it harder to harvest their fruit, timmy. Just swing the scythe and be done with it
Who created the half-insectoids, why, and how?
What happened during the 3,000 year-long war between dragons and vampires before vampires went (almost) extinct?
vampire = weak to fire dragon = fire dragons v vampires = vampires go burn so, obviously: my conclusion would be that the vampires went (almost) extinct due to the moon turning into a huge ass garlic
How did the Virkovians lose the Reclamation War?
someone snuck hot sauce into their soup reserves
Do the 7ft parkour witch Elves fight the robot dinosaurs or ride the robot dinosaurs?
marriage pact
Is my world?
Probs
What is a Fugyu Matter Launcher?
asian f-bomb
why did a mountain used to be there but it isn’t anymore.
Oberyn Martell happened
funky
Why did climate become more extreme in a world created by a god? (the world doesn't have tectonic or planetary movement/changes)
Who was the lord treasurer for empress Berena Tyriard during 678 TF?
How do Arcades work in my fantasy setting?
my best friend rowley controls the ghosts from the inside
Having them powered by ghosts is actually a more interesting than the one I thought of (Lightning magic go brr). Thanks for that!
How long was the Long War?
It started last tuesday
Why did Helm shatter and what’s still keeping it together?
What can be a catalyst material for creating a devise that helps to find location of a very person in multiverse , considering that , because of “Cadarots law” , that person has ♾️ interchangeable alternatives out of which I need a single very specific one?
Why did Felix II abdicate after only being Prince for two days
he was born two days ago, now he's murdered the king and has taken the throne
Just how many elf variations are there?
nigh uncountable. Every variation has variations and every variation of a variation has variations. So on and so forth.
What is the best part of my elaborate and highly pretentious cosmological system that no-one except me cares about?
What are the things I plagiarized from other more succesful people in my world ?
Middle Earth but with different names
How do I help ascend my main character to the Joker/Travis Bickle/Patrick Bateman/Brad Pitt canon of angry white guys.
force him to watch andrew tate and enroll em in Hustlers
Why would someone enact a ritual to summon more goblins?
How many colonists did soviets send to colonize past dimension?
What's the name of the magical academy on the distant island?
Who blew up the merchant ship from Waspin?
Why?
Why does the protagonist slay gods?
diehard atheist discovers that gods exist
The gods are all gone, suspected dead. What actually happened to them?
Bro why the fuck is the race of aphrodites all rapists for? I didn't meant to make them a bunch of rapists, but reading through their origin they're fucking rapists. Help.
How much is a stick of butter in a port town within the empire of brian
What was the event that made an entire continent worth of people migrate westward?
Why are the Libra clan no longer the ruler clan of Horoskopolis?
Why is the main mentor and one of the smartest characters locked in a lab in the basement.
Why can’t my protagonist accept that his father was an asshole when he was alive?
Why did the demon incursions start?