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wookiewonderland

It sounds like a great deal for a tank.


falconzord

Ukraine already has more tanks than the start of the war


wookiewonderland

More tanks, the better.


AndyDwyerfromPawnee

Yea but how many *lions* do they have?


nyccfan

Definitely less than Finland. I hear they traded their military to Kenya for some lions.


Hefty-Association-59

r/unexpectedpawnee


Olvustin

I mean so did the British in ww1


Ironside_Grey

Britain had 0 tanks before the war tho


Olvustin

point proven


FireTempest

Everyone had 0 tanks before the war


zensnapple

It's a buyers market rn


eddieguy

Hey guys just graduated wondering if i should buy a tank right now or just rent one? Market is crazy


zensnapple

How's your credit


a_charming_vagrant

buy a partially destroyed one, renovate it, rent it out as four smaller tanks


mickhah

Yeah the tank's life will be much better not being shot at as an enemy in the Ukraine now


SalamanderPop

It would be awesome if you could “buy a tank for Ukraine” where us individuals can send Ukraine money for these offers of “surrender and you have a path to citizenship and we will pay you for your gear”. And then we get a picture back of the tank or missile or guns that we helped Ukraine “buy”. Bonus points if they etch our name on the equipment somewhere.


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Ukraine found the cheapest way to buy more tanks.


leonleonleon

And saving costs on a Javelin missile at $78,000


areyoueatingthis

and nobody gets hurt!


556pez

I'm fairly certain this hurt Putin's feelings.


timeshifter_

And nobody gets hurt!


ergodragon

So win, win, win and win.


thisismynewacct

Not to mention if they’re a citizen, they’ll recoup that 7.5K€ in taxes from those that surrender.


whatscovid

Lmao I never once considered taxes during war. Time to get edumacated!


traveler19395

I consider war every time I do my taxes, does that count?


Stewart_Games

About half of the armed forces bureaucrats are devoted to making sure that soldiers give Uncle Sam* his dollar dollar bills. *Or whatever [National Personification](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_personification) you identify with. Ukraine's national personification is [Cossack Mamay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cossack_Mamay), apparently.


SonDontPlay

Well itd be after the war. But still


Mobryan71

Once the Ukrainian farmer thing went mainstream, their version of the IRS put out a statement saying all captured vehicles and equipment would be declared tax exempt.


frankyj29

This is the way


OldMork

yes this is win-win, the russian soldier cant return home anyway unless shot to pieces, sadly.


Operational117

Even if he was shot to pieces, his commanding officer would either burn his corpse or leave it to rot/be eaten by animals.


XVIII-1

Or burn it first and eat it himself?


EsotericAbstractIdea

Yeah, probably tastes better than a nonexistent MRE, and healthier than a poisoned pie.


matinthebox

nah Ukraine gets those for free :)


zzlab

Check out this one simple trick to grow your military. Putin hates it.


2-Skinny

Javelins cost over $200k


MobilerKuchen

Launcher + missile. The missile alone is cheaper. But still expensive.


Thesleek

Wololo meta


Karjalan

Literally turning from red to blue


LesGitKrumpin

AoE references warm my soul almost as much as this news.


tallandlanky

Have the Ukrainians tried converting catapults to Christianity?


Archonet

Roses are red Violets are blue Wololo Now the violets are red, too.


dan_dares

the farmers fields were getting pretty full, this way they get delivered


gingerfawx

Plus it's a busy time of year for farmers.


Which-Association-15

Tax-free!!! 😉👍🏼🇺🇦


UncreativeNoob

A mission to make russians change citizenship :D Always good to read that they surrender, one of the best choice they will make in their lives, and good that the message reached them.


Tertiaritus

Yeah I love these news so much, it always puts a smile on my face Not only will they survive but they won't have other people's blood on their hands. Those hands will be needed for rebuildin'


CAD007

Russian tanks will be hitting the mil collectors market.


Daveinatx

I'd love to buy one, not sure what the HOA would think


Owlstorm

HOA doesn't have a tank so their opinion is irrelevant.


DrNick2012

Conduct a "special home improvement operation" on them


bushysmalls

Annex Craig's driveway and pool


DrNick2012

"denazify" you mean


thejawa

Genuinely don't think you could denazify HOAs


bushysmalls

Craig Goldman, that Nazi bastard


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Rozmar_Hvalross

Funnily enough you might find more wannabe fascists leading a HOA than the russians have found in ukraine


mberk77

That’s a Florida Fact.


musci1223

Go to the next HOA meeting and ask for elections


HOUbikebikebike

["I'm *literally* in a tank, and you're not!"](https://youtu.be/UrxgtwP09Zw)


fifadex

That is fucking awesome.


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

Hope they don’t have javelins.


Crypt0Nihilist

Maybe keep the lid down until you have their surrender, they probably won't have javelins, but might be packing lawn darts.


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ImNotAWhaleBiologist

It’s not a tank, it’s an APC.


Corka

I once seriously was considering buying an Abbot SPG I saw for sale locally. It was actually road legal and speedy enough that you could use it as a regular vehicle, and naturally get a whole lot of looks wherever you go. Thought it wouldn't make for a terrible taxi service- turn up to town and there will probably be people drunk enough to pay you a hundred dollars just to drop them at another bar a minute away. But there were some obvious practical issues, like I'm no mechanic and would have no clue how to properly maintain it, and I don't know how hard it would be to find a good mechanic who would do a good job either. Also how much insurance would you need to pay? Also I'm in introvert, would I really want people gawking at me whenever i drove somewhere or people asking me about it whenever i parked it and got out somewhere public?


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Corka

Probably not. This was five years ago! It was being sold by this company that you'd pay to drive military vehicles around a field. The pride of the business was a pair of tanks and I think you could pay them to let you drive it over an old beat up car and crush it. Alas, they were going out of business and were selling all their vehicles including the Abbot. No clue where any of it ended up!


NathanBlackwell

Use your tank to force change to allow a tank.


Crypt0Nihilist

You could literally park a tank on their lawn and suggest they dissolve the HOA.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Who cares what they think. You have a tank.


jostler57

This has actually happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yt7xexSbfI


The_Faceless_Men

Ah yes, the M4A4, that were only operated by the british (just that submodel), refurbished and repainted to be an American armored unit.


Geaux2020

>The truth is, until I decide to move it, it ain't going anywhere. Chad, lol


monkeyharris

You could tank the market value.


WTFrashelle

treat the HOA like Russians.


Karjalan

Ukraine will suffer a tank inflation "I'll trade you 3 tanks, for 4 chickens".... "3 chickens and you've got a deal."


Lev_Astov

I'm really excited at the prospect of Tunguskas and newer BTRs hitting the collector's market. After the terrible performance, they're gonna be dropping them left and right.


Prank_Owl

Those Tigr all terrain vehicles look like they might actually be decent quality. I wouldn't mind owning one of those. Definitely more practical than owning a BTR, as rad as the prospect sounds.


SurelyWoo

They are going to be the new tiny home.


alcatrazcgp

be a russian soldier all your comrades are being slaughtered deserters get shot you are in a tank put on a white flag surrender the tank to Ukraine get 10k$ EZ


Skinnybet

Try and run over the commanders on the way. Extra points.


hibernating-hobo

Hah, I was just about to say that. Also, avoid farmers or you will be tank-less.


BlueFroggLtd

Especially those with a tractor!


theclovek

It's a tank-less job


Brennarblock

I'm imagining a tank being chased by a pack of tractors.


alcatrazcgp

https://www.timesofisrael.com/western-official-russian-tank-commander-run-over-and-killed-by-own-angry-troops/ huh.


Xivlex

Lol imagine if it was the same guy


406highlander

Ukrainian Soldier: I accept your surrender, and thank you for your tank, here's your €7.5k bount- hey, is that blood on your tank tracks? Russian Soldier: ... I ran over a rat


whoisfourthwall

"In Russia, tank driver, top of all. Good instinct. One day, Russian Army boss need driver. But, boss die on road! Russian Army were very angry. I hide in tank, drive to Ukraine. Here Dennislav save me. But there is a secret – I kill Russian Army boss on purpose. World best tank driver make no mistake!”


coffeeconverter

:-)


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double that mans salary!


_Cetarial_

He was fragged. Except the grenade was a tank.


[deleted]

Lmaooooo *huh*


viniciusah

Gouranga!!! Nothig against harekrishnas, I just remembered this from my GTA 1 days.


GreedWrathEnvy

Elvis has left the building!!


AndrewTyeFighter

Kill Frenzy!


Illustrious-Fault224

Then work as a mole, get sent back into Russia circulation, be assigned a new tank, rinse and repeat comrade


Minguseyes

The Soviets had a system to prevent moles. They shot returning POWs.


TheGlassCat

I'd love to read any reference you've got for this. Sounds frightening, but interesting.


MagicSPA

It's referenced in "Stalingrad" by Anthony Beevor. I finished it recently.


ukrokit

be russian soldier decide to surrender tank for 10k farmer stole it for free sadge


Crake241

Putin hates this SIMPLE TRICK


[deleted]

I mean the answer is pretty easy. Your choices are fight and die, fight and get captured and returned to your mother, or surrender and defect and get paid to do it.


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ez money


turbin95

Wololo


You-JustLostTheGame

For those, like me, who have no idea what this means... Here's what it means according to UB: >A word uttered by the priest units from the original Age of Empires game, usually when attempting to convert an enemy unit over to their side. Since then it has been used as a taunt in subsequent Age of Empires games, baffling all those who've never played the original game.


2ToneToby

Drogan? F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-food pl-Food pl-Foo-Foo-Foo-Food please-Food Please. Start the game already.


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ZebrasGonnaZeb

Haven’t played age of empires since like 2002, but I can still hear these clips in my head perfectly. Kinda wild


josh_deek

A man of culture


What-the-Gank

At your service.


xxaconexx

Ayoyoyo


ketronome

Wololo


RheimsNZ

Rogan?


[deleted]

Change the flag,Vlad.He's saying fact


powersv2

Ayoyoyo wolololo wololo


[deleted]

Die for a worthless scumbag and a tiny amount of a now worthless currency or get more cash than you’ve likely seen in your life and chance for a better life.


Steinfall

Also if you already have a number of relatives in Ukraine, as many Russians have, it is actually not that difficult to do the start in your new home country.


cilpam

I just wonder if the guy didn't have a close family in Russia as obviously he can't go back there now.


Kotrats

Hmm.. kill innocent civilians or be able to go back to russia where my family lives. Yeah i think i’ll just have to skype them from now on.


forredditisall

the point is they're gonna kill your family when they found out what you did


strangetomatoe

Some Russian units are sustaining 50% loses. Leadership probably don't know who is alive or dead at this point.


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And be on the right side of history.


My_G_Arleen

To say the least


Mordador

No, that's OBVIOUSLY Putin. After all, invading Ukraine gives him a sense of pride and accomplishment.


Soymilkisnotmilk

looking at North korea, I wonder what will happen to their family back in Russia, it's probably harder to surrender than we think.


Psyman2

The real army is the tanks we found along the way #blessed


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

Definitely a better ending than Lost.


TheDeafDad

How does the transition works? How would a Russian with a tank approach Ukraine forces and surrender?


IvanaStone

Theres a phone number.


tyeunbroken

Call phone number, agree on a location. Wave white flag, check if they are alone using a drone. One more tank, one more citizen


RobertoPaulson

Might want to swing that turret around to the rear just to be safe.


Ov3rdose_EvE

and to build up speed!


teddybear911

Gta 3 moments


TheGlassCat

Always meet for coffee during the day in a public place. If you both click, you can schedule a real date for Friday night.


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

Man, Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October would be jealous.


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One ping only.


-----1

I would like to have seen Montana.


Bosde

I just said it in my head, won poing onnly


oalsaker

1-800-GIB-TANK


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Ivanow

I’ve seen ads that are being ran in Ukrainian TV, offering money for defecting with planes and helicopters. Towards the end, they mention dedicated phone number to arrange delivery, or pilots can get in touch on Ukrainian open frequencies.


speculatrix

I've always wanted a helicopter. How much is postage from the Ukraine?


the_hucumber

They've changed all the billboards to inform Russians of the correct procedure


UncreativeNoob

They talk to them first, then the popular white flag, and once they arrive they leave the tank, surrender, ukrainian soldiers check tank, if they do something stupid, they will get attacked with a missile or drone.


falconzord

Keep the cannon pointed away, one wrong move and you get a javelin in the butt


Foreign-Engine8678

Find anyone, no gun in hands, say the codephrase, await for territorial defense to capture in agreed spot. ... Profit. Ps: there's more than just money, but requires few more special procedures. Also, if you have eloquent tongue, I bet you can sell 2mln dollar tank for more than 10k dollars


grayfox1905

U can still white flag.


Articletopicsposting

I don't want military secrets but I wonder where they get white flags, like it's in the tank glove compartment. I remember before the invasion started, footage of z painted tanks and white flags visible on some. I guess it's not necessary to shoot tshirt guns loaded with white flags at the invading soldiers.


Top_Environment9897

Even without a white flag you can make your tank looks surrendering; turn your turret backwards, open the hatches, hang your weapons outside, or something.


Jeffery_G

This is the correct answer.


IrishRepoMan

And hope you're not spotted from a distance with a javelin.


RedBarchetta1

I saw a TikTok of a Ukrainian billboard (or something - think it was a billboard) instructing potential Russian deserters that they could cut the white stripe off a Russian flag to use as a white flag for surrendering. So there’s that option.


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

A lot of people wear white shirts and that will suffice.


UGenix

One might imagine the entire reason that the symbol for surrender is the white flag is because white cloth is by far the most available


returnFutureVoid

And visible.


Blenderx06

Underwear. I'm just gonna assume they're waving their underwear. Tighty whities.


Schemen123

You don't need to do a lot.. because a lone tank sitting out in the open properly has to or three Javelins pointed at him anyway. All he needs to do is move carefully and not point a gun in the wrong direction


JanneJM

Being a Russian armoured unit commander has become a tankless job recently.


SirPiffingsthwaite

Especially when the troops are being commanded by General Disarray.


Articletopicsposting

That's the most professional conduct a soldier could display in this situation.


Draemalic

There are intelligent people in the military, and there are a lot more other people in the military.


ReverendCatch

Imagine getting in an armed conflict with supposedly a top 3 world military power…. And ending up with more tanks and soldiers than what you began with It’s surreal


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Lichtenstein accomplish this feat (minus the tanks) in 1866. During the Austro-Prussian War, Lichtenstein sided with Austria against a coalition led by Prussia, arguably the preeminent military power at the time. Little Lichtenstein sent a contingent of 80 soldiers off to guard the Tyrolean border. The contingent sustained no casualties and picked up an Austrian liaison officer during the war. Thus they returned home with 81 soldiers.


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pesokakula

I think "Schnitzel with honey" is a Schnitzel crime that would unite Austrians and Germans lol


PhoenixFire296

I thought the +1 that they got was an "Italian friend".


[deleted]

My source for that detail was [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/5mshgy/are_there_any_sources_for_the_liechtenstein_army/) from r/AskHistorians.


Actually_JesusChrist

Cant we just pay Russian soldiers to stop fighting? I’m sure this is cheaper than having a war?


JuliaKyoko

They do but its not as easy to share with them and also find a courage to act on their own. Not speaking of counter propaganda when they are told lies or sometimes even half truth that instead of mondey they die or lose balls 💀


grayfox1905

Every russian should follow him.


[deleted]

This is the only right thing to do for Russian soldiers, Putin led them to the slaughter through lies and threats (many young soldiers were literally beaten by their superiors into joining the war).


TurtleNutSupreme

The beatings will continue until morale improves.


the_hucumber

"I won't stop hitting you until you're happy!"


NYGRY94

Not saying the story is fake but the video provided in the article seems more like a stand off between protestors and Russian tanks with the tanks eventually turning away instead of any armor being turned over. Not sure what’s up with article.


Apples_and_Overtones

This is repeating a story from almost a week ago, and the video definitely does not match the article. https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3437016-russian-serviceman-surrenders-tank-to-ukraine-after-kyiv-offers-10000-reward-citizenship-prospects.html


ScoBrav

TheSun?! Are there not any better sources? I just automatically assume that they lie.


criminaliens1

This is an old video from the beginning of the war when the Russians advanced in the south (a couple of days before they took that nuclear power plant, in the vicinity of this town). The people came out on the street and blocked the road, thereby stoping the tanks and making them go back the way they came. The man coming up to the tank is the mayor I believe. The worst part about the article is that you can see the tanks go in reverse and retreat, but the article says they surrendered.


_unsureaboutall_

If they understand the situation and have some common sense this should happen quite more often


NiceTryIWontReply

That's called defection and frankly I support Russian soldiers defecting


NZJett

Clearly old mate saw heard a tractor and took the easy way out


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That tank has to be worth at least £9k..


backelie

Best I can do is £350


Heerrnn

Just saying, the video provided in the article doesn't show anything of this. Isn't The Sun very untrustworthy? I'm just saying it could be a made up story to generate clicks.


berrieds

The Sun is a bottom-of-the-barrel tabloid, that absolutely needs to be questioned as a source.


[deleted]

I would probably like a different citizenship than the country currently under invasion by the people you just betrayed


jbloggs777

He will almost certainly get asylum outside Ukraine, if he wants it.


Lexx2k

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the video a completely different event from a few weeks ago?


NONcomD

Common, the world should do.this We should provide safe havens for russian soldiers who surrendered.


CarioGod

Russian soldier is an amateur, he didn't even try to sell them the extended warranty


Sen7ryGun

Welcome to Ukraine brother


Spatetata

Ukraine out here getting tanks for cheaper than my car


criminaliens1

$$$ FAKE NEWS ALERT $$$ This is an old video from the beginning of the war when the Russiansadvanced in the south (a couple of days before they took that nuclearpower plant, in the vicinity of this town). The people came out on the street and blocked the road, thereby stopingthe tanks and making them go back the way they came. The man coming upto the tank is the mayor I believe. The worst part about this is that you can see the tanks go in reverse and retreat in the video, but the article says they surrendered. Check your sources friends, a lot of people say The Sun is untrustworthy and not factual $$$ FAKE NEWS ALERT $$$


Oyy

please don't use the S*n. Rag tabloid with no morals.


wtfduud

Hopefully more Russian soldiers see this article and realize that this is an option.


MrCatcherFreeman

He just wants access to Onlyfans again.


Savvsb

Congratulations, you just became a millionaire in Russia. £7500≈1,000,000 ruble